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(Fark)   Fark's 2007 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: January through March (details in thread)   ( fark.com) divider line
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2007-12-28 11:47:30 AM  
719 votes:
Girl, 14, impaled while having fun with friends. More fun than you can stake a chick at


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2007-12-28 11:48:15 AM  
556 votes:
We still don't know who put the "hot" in 'hottentot', or the "ape" in "apricot," but police have captured the man who put the "semen" in "the girls locked in his basement"


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2652445
2007-12-28 11:48:00 AM  
521 votes:
Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying


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2007-12-28 11:45:25 AM  
383 votes:
"Popular among evangelical Christians in the teen abstinence movement are 'purity balls,' elaborate parties that young women and girls attend, gowns and all, with their dads." It's like a car show, but for hymens


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2586941
2007-12-28 11:44:09 AM  
369 votes:
One-third of all public school students can't use. Periods correctly


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2007-12-28 11:44:40 AM  
346 votes:
Ex-POW Jessica Lynch has a 7-lb. baby girl, which is immediately declared a hero by Fox News for its daring escape


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2553711
2007-12-28 11:46:12 AM  
345 votes:
985,000 Easy-Bake Ovens recalled. Hitler youth distraught


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2591011
2007-12-28 11:42:58 AM  
338 votes:
For the first time ever, researchers at the U.S. Department of Energy's Ames Laboratory have developed a material with a negative refractive index for visible light. Nothing to see here


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2519129
2007-12-28 11:43:39 AM  
327 votes:
Study finds one in 10 schools failing to teach pupils basic reading, writing and math skills. Damn - thats like, half


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2532098
2007-12-28 11:49:07 AM  
314 votes:
West Virginia governor appoints wife, son and cousin to powerful state positions. Surprisingly , that's three different people


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2007-12-28 11:42:28 AM  
256 votes:
Schizophrenia findings disputed, then agreed with, then disputed again. EVERYONE STOP TALKING AT ONCE


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2007-12-28 11:49:20 AM  
253 votes:
"Tampax enters social networking fray." If you ask me, it's about bloody time


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2674610
2007-12-28 11:49:54 AM  
242 votes:
Australians are now blaming the juice for their nationwide epidemic of childhood obesity. You know who else blamed the juice for everything? HITLER


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2683337
2007-12-28 11:46:45 AM  
223 votes:
Burglars steal 36 sex toys, 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls from sex shop delivery van. Someone is planning an AWESOME Valentine's Day


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2595551
2007-12-28 11:43:26 AM  
223 votes:
Michigan tops list of states people are leaving, North Carolina tops list of states people are coming to, probably because Michigan blows and Duke sucks


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2528001
2007-12-28 11:43:52 AM  
221 votes:
Cold front moving into Colorado will drop the temperature 60 degrees overnight, from "jacket weather" to "has anybody seen where my testicles went?"


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2532651
2007-12-28 11:44:56 AM  
213 votes:
I scream, you scream, we all scream at the headless body of the ice-cream vendor on his bike


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2580167
2007-12-28 11:48:35 AM  
208 votes:
To you Farkers who refuse to go skydiving out of fear that some flinty-hearted jackoff will subsequently sum up your life with a headline that includes the phrase "human-shaped divot" - your suspicions are correct


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2658629
2007-12-28 11:43:11 AM  
206 votes:
Farrakhan undergoes 12-hour operation, perhaps related to "complications from an ulcer in the anal area." May not be able to speak for few weeks


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2522172
2007-12-28 11:46:32 AM  
205 votes:
Vienna busts huge child-porn ring. Little wieners, little cans


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2593170
2007-12-28 11:42:44 AM  
201 votes:
TV ads for a firm of "ambulance chasing" lawyers voted "most annoying" in Britain. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad


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2007-12-28 11:44:26 AM  
191 votes:
Improvements slowly coming to Liberians, including street lamps, police weapons and Dewey Decimal System


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2545381
2007-12-28 11:48:49 AM  
190 votes:
Palm Beach County prosecutor survives shark attack while surfing. Was let go due to professional courtesy


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2666280
2007-12-28 11:45:59 AM  
167 votes:
After three-week treatment, Ted Haggard completely cured of his desire to perform oral sex on men. Married men agree that the same treatment worked wonders on their wives as well, but they called it a honeymoon


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2591005
2007-12-28 11:45:43 AM  
164 votes:
Wonder Spot to be destroyed....doesn't really matter since most men can't find it anyways


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2588116
2007-12-28 11:47:46 AM  
146 votes:
Taliban recruited hundreds for suicide army, but don't worry, these numbers will thin out during training


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2642815
2007-12-28 11:45:10 AM  
145 votes:
100 killed in Congo clashes. I guess this might not be the most appropriate time to sing "Everybody was Congo fighting"

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2585306
2007-12-28 11:49:36 AM  
144 votes:
Nest of bald eagles found in Philadelphia. Eagles fans boo and throw batteries at it


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2679931
2007-12-28 11:47:02 AM  
126 votes:
Porn may affect your relationship, says woman with extremely sharp knees


http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2596521
2007-12-28 11:47:16 AM  
124 votes:
Oswald's window perch from the Texas School Book Depository to be auctioned on eBay. Might be fun to bid on, but someone would surely snipe it just as the auction was about to turn a corner


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