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(Fark)   Fark's 2007 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: January through March (details in thread)   ( divider line
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2007-12-28 11:47:30 AM  
719 votes:
Girl, 14, impaled while having fun with friends. More fun than you can stake a chick at
2007-12-28 11:48:15 AM  
556 votes:
We still don't know who put the "hot" in 'hottentot', or the "ape" in "apricot," but police have captured the man who put the "semen" in "the girls locked in his basement"
2007-12-28 11:48:00 AM  
521 votes:
Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
2007-12-28 11:45:25 AM  
383 votes:
"Popular among evangelical Christians in the teen abstinence movement are 'purity balls,' elaborate parties that young women and girls attend, gowns and all, with their dads." It's like a car show, but for hymens
2007-12-28 11:44:09 AM  
369 votes:
One-third of all public school students can't use. Periods correctly
2007-12-28 11:44:40 AM  
346 votes:
Ex-POW Jessica Lynch has a 7-lb. baby girl, which is immediately declared a hero by Fox News for its daring escape
2007-12-28 11:46:12 AM  
345 votes:
985,000 Easy-Bake Ovens recalled. Hitler youth distraught
2007-12-28 11:42:58 AM  
338 votes:
For the first time ever, researchers at the U.S. Department of Energy's Ames Laboratory have developed a material with a negative refractive index for visible light. Nothing to see here
2007-12-28 11:43:39 AM  
327 votes:
Study finds one in 10 schools failing to teach pupils basic reading, writing and math skills. Damn - thats like, half
2007-12-28 11:49:07 AM  
314 votes:
West Virginia governor appoints wife, son and cousin to powerful state positions. Surprisingly , that's three different people
2007-12-28 11:42:28 AM  
256 votes:
Schizophrenia findings disputed, then agreed with, then disputed again. EVERYONE STOP TALKING AT ONCE
2007-12-28 11:49:20 AM  
253 votes:
"Tampax enters social networking fray." If you ask me, it's about bloody time
2007-12-28 11:49:54 AM  
242 votes:
Australians are now blaming the juice for their nationwide epidemic of childhood obesity. You know who else blamed the juice for everything? HITLER
2007-12-28 11:46:45 AM  
223 votes:
Burglars steal 36 sex toys, 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls from sex shop delivery van. Someone is planning an AWESOME Valentine's Day
2007-12-28 11:43:26 AM  
223 votes:
Michigan tops list of states people are leaving, North Carolina tops list of states people are coming to, probably because Michigan blows and Duke sucks
2007-12-28 11:43:52 AM  
221 votes:
Cold front moving into Colorado will drop the temperature 60 degrees overnight, from "jacket weather" to "has anybody seen where my testicles went?"
2007-12-28 11:44:56 AM  
213 votes:
I scream, you scream, we all scream at the headless body of the ice-cream vendor on his bike
2007-12-28 11:48:35 AM  
208 votes:
To you Farkers who refuse to go skydiving out of fear that some flinty-hearted jackoff will subsequently sum up your life with a headline that includes the phrase "human-shaped divot" - your suspicions are correct
2007-12-28 11:43:11 AM  
206 votes:
Farrakhan undergoes 12-hour operation, perhaps related to "complications from an ulcer in the anal area." May not be able to speak for few weeks
2007-12-28 11:46:32 AM  
205 votes:
Vienna busts huge child-porn ring. Little wieners, little cans
2007-12-28 11:42:44 AM  
201 votes:
TV ads for a firm of "ambulance chasing" lawyers voted "most annoying" in Britain. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad. Guess one nation hasn't seen a certain ad
2007-12-28 11:44:26 AM  
191 votes:
Improvements slowly coming to Liberians, including street lamps, police weapons and Dewey Decimal System
2007-12-28 11:48:49 AM  
190 votes:
Palm Beach County prosecutor survives shark attack while surfing. Was let go due to professional courtesy
2007-12-28 11:45:59 AM  
167 votes:
After three-week treatment, Ted Haggard completely cured of his desire to perform oral sex on men. Married men agree that the same treatment worked wonders on their wives as well, but they called it a honeymoon
2007-12-28 11:45:43 AM  
164 votes:
Wonder Spot to be destroyed....doesn't really matter since most men can't find it anyways
2007-12-28 11:47:46 AM  
146 votes:
Taliban recruited hundreds for suicide army, but don't worry, these numbers will thin out during training
2007-12-28 11:45:10 AM  
145 votes:
100 killed in Congo clashes. I guess this might not be the most appropriate time to sing "Everybody was Congo fighting"
2007-12-28 11:49:36 AM  
144 votes:
Nest of bald eagles found in Philadelphia. Eagles fans boo and throw batteries at it
2007-12-28 11:47:02 AM  
126 votes:
Porn may affect your relationship, says woman with extremely sharp knees
2007-12-28 11:47:16 AM  
124 votes:
Oswald's window perch from the Texas School Book Depository to be auctioned on eBay. Might be fun to bid on, but someone would surely snipe it just as the auction was about to turn a corner
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