I have tons of Hello Kitty stuff, including a pink Hello Kitty Glock. And you better not touch it.

.

/obligatory

Delawheredad: The male market is Michael Jackson and who else?

Whiny emo scenester kids.


Manic_Repressive: /obligatory

And where the hell is Hello Kitty Vader?

Delawheredad: The male market is Michael Jackson and who else?

Seigfried and Roy

Sigh. I guess if you want something done you've got to do it yourself...

Hello what now?

ginger ninja: Sigh. I guess if you want something done you've got to do it yourself...

It doesn't matter how many times I see that, it still bothers me...on so many different levels.

sadly enough, i know a few adults who would probably go for it.

Manic_Repressive

How did you get a picture of my sweet ride?

But seriously though, OMGWTF? I thought Hello Kitty was totally uncool now...

I like Badtz-Maru.

They should. They really, really, REALLY should...

My post was SUPPOSED to say:

"That generation feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty."

They should. The really, really, REALLY should...

Say hello to my little friend...

Will Richard Simmons be the spokeperson for this line?

Hello Nurse

gmta, Sybarite

If you think Hello Kitty doesn't appeal to the male market, then you haven't been in Japan. Strange, strange fashion sense sometimes over there...

perhaps among the gays.

These are the same sort of people (obviously) that think it's okay for men to wear pink.

Did someone say something about a gay cat?

I have nothing against pink, so long as the pink is only your shirt, and not an entire suit. Given, you have to be studly to get away with it.

once you market these there is no going back, hello kitty will forever be a girls product.

Why are most men on Fark insecure?

You don't need to run around yelling "FOOTBALL" smashing beer cans on your head.

Seriously.

As we have seen in the news recently, and whiny biatch was a glock can drop even the biggest of badasses.

Stop trying to act like apes.

I'll poach you and pawn your monkey teeth.

Did someone say something about a gay cat?

Hello Kitty is unisex in Japan

The statement being "I am as queer as a three dollar bill."

By the way, I'd buy Cosmic Crab's Cthulu gear.

protectyourlimbs:

Does that come in a banana hammock?

bigheadface: Hello Kitty is unisex in Japan

So are Japanese people.

I thought this was odd until I saw the Kotex above.

Ahh, the Guardian, condescending sluts to the last. Luckily, this is complete bullshiat.

MadAsshatter: bigheadface: Hello Kitty is unisex in Japan

So are Japanese people.

+1

"What kind of little boy has a tea set?" "I think we both know the answer to that. A lucky boy!"

Sybarite: Missed it by that much.

An improvement on some terrible bloody art

gopher321 [TotalFark]
To be renamed, "Hiya Pussy"

We have a winner! Thread over.

Link (new window)Rock out with your cock out kitty man!

SFW

That is the GAYEST thing since gay came to gaytown!

HEIL KITTY!

Yossarian22
SFW

NSF viewing or listening. Period.

FTFY.

DaShredda: Why are most men on Fark insecure?
You don't need to run around yelling "FOOTBALL" smashing beer cans on your head.
Stop trying to act like apes.


This. This comes up every time there is a thread about what drinks men should NEVER order. Oh noes something is "teh ghey". Homo Habilis please.

DaShredda: Why are most men on Fark insecure?

You don't need to run around yelling "FOOTBALL" smashing beer cans on your head.

Seriously.

As we have seen in the news recently, and whiny biatch was a glock can drop even the biggest of badasses.

Stop trying to act like apes.

I'll poach you and pawn your monkey teeth.

Why do some people think boys and girls are the SAME? They aren't or we wouldn't have two words to describe which bathroom to use.

Most men aren't trying to act like apes, but its a stretch to think we would like a stupid cat cartoon.

Seriously.

We don't find it cute. We find it annoying.

replaced by golf cart: I thought this was odd until I saw the Kotex above.

theres a whole section on my blog dedicated to the destruction of Hello Kitty, check these out:

Gonna be a lot of disappointed fathers out there if this goes down.

TechieZero Why do some people think boys and girls are the SAME? They aren't or we wouldn't have two words to describe which bathroom to use.
Most men aren't trying to act like apes, but its a stretch to think we would like a stupid cat cartoon.
Seriously.
We don't find it cute. We find it annoying.

This. Not only is it annoying, I wouldn't think much of a girl over 14 who would have HK accessories or clothes, much less a guy of any age.

All you uppity biatches need to stop pretending that this doesn't get your girl parts a-tinglin'.

unfriendly_cat

I tried to find one of these, the picture you have is obviously photoshopped but once I saw it about a year ago I spent the next six months looking for a real one. makes me sad that a girl like me can't find a pink gun. They even had a website where it appeared you could purchase but the checkout gave you the run around and redirected you to the home page at the end, alas.

Elvis is impressed.

I work with a guy who is a huge hello kitty fan, even has a tramp stamp of one.

He had a nice pretty g/f...but now I wonder....

RU_Rules Quote 2007-12-28 11:18:20 AM
This. Not only is it annoying, I wouldn't think much of a girl over 14 who would have HK accessories or clothes, much less a guy of any age.

I know a woman over 40 who LOVES Hello Kitty
/she bought mats for her new car before she even picked it up

j0ndas: I have nothing against pink, so long as the pink is only your shirt, and not an entire suit. Given, you have to be studly to get away with it.

I dunno. Back in the seventies I owned a hot pink Lurex suit with superwide lapels, bell-bottoms, and a double breasted jacket & vest. The overall effect wasn't even remotely gay - indeed, no self-respecting gay man would have been caught dead in a ditch wearing the damn thing. But since I am neither, I wore it with pride. I looked like a seven-foot Bee Gee on acid.

How long do I have to wait for the Hello Kitty Flesh Light?

gopher321: To be renamed, "Hiya Pussy"

Was gonna go with "yo' pussy!" but you beat me with resounding finality

/Concedes defeat and heads for the fridge.

Hello Kitty tread bike tires:



http://www.nirve.com/parts.asp?cid=3007

j0ndas: I have nothing against pink, so long as the pink is only your shirt, and not an entire suit. Given, you have to be studly to get away with it.



No love for Crockett and Tubbs?

TechieZero: Most men aren't trying to act like apes, but its a stretch to think we would like a stupid cat cartoon.Seriously.We don't find it cute. We find it annoying.

Eat shiat. I find it cute, ape.

/man
/huge cock
/ask the girlfriend

ginger ninja: protectyourlimbs:

Does that come in a banana hammock?

you mean its not one?

/Gingers rule! Was chased out of grade school cause of my freckles :)

j0ndas: I have nothing against pink, so long as the pink is only your shirt, and not an entire suit. Given, you have to be studly to get away with it.

I have several pink shirts. They used to be white, but I mixed a dark and light laundry load. That is the only acceptable reason for a man to have a pink shirt...

Mechanically Separated Chicken

that is funny, I'm wearing a shirt like that now. and one of the socks i have on, too.

scrowdid: TechieZero: Most men aren't trying to act like apes, but its a stretch to think we would like a stupid cat cartoon.Seriously.We don't find it cute. We find it annoying.

Eat shiat. I find it cute, ape.

/man
/huge cock
/ask the girlfriend



Your girlfriend has a huge cock?

Go figure...

/Approves

jshove1, I got the picture from here. If it is not for real, apparently it fooled some famous people too.

I was going to make some obligatory joke about Hello Kitty condoms, rings or bondage toys. Then it occurred to me that I wouldn't buy any of that shiat, either.

Hello Kitty is lame. Just accept it, stop trying to be ironic about it, and move on.

This thread is causing my crappy computer at work to stop downloading images. I restarted and everything was fine until I came back here.

/now it's a challenge
//I gotta see!!

Approves:

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: I have tons of Hello Kitty stuff, including a pink Hello Kitty Glock. And you better not touch it.

Where did you get yours refinished? I've been thinking of getting one done for my wife...saw a couple of HK-themed glock pictures and loved them.

Akambe
If you think Hello Kitty doesn't appeal to the male market, then you haven't been in Japan. Strange, strange fashion sense sometimes over there...

QFT (BTW, to those of you who have taken to using "THIS" instead of QFT, STOP IT!, this is FARK, not "Something Awful", you are just making yourself look like someone who can not use language properly. Please, net-speak is one thing, but just using bad English on purpose just degrades us all (/rant) )

Back on the topic. Japan is an entirely different place, anything that is cute is in enormous demand there. In fact Disney gets more money from their classic cartoon characters in Japan than in the USA. There is a reason their park in Tokyo is their biggest and most profitable, it is CRAZY there.

Guys may just go for a "hello Kitty" line if it is marketed correctly.

To give you a picture of how different Japan is from the USA culture wise, when Apple aired those "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials in Japan, their sales ground to a halt, and the people thought the adds were from PC companies. They see the Mac guy as a worthless slacker who would not do anything in life and would bring dishonor to their family, and the PC guy as an upstanding businessman who will do good work and be dependable, square or not.

They have a different mindset, and cute things are popular beyond belief, possibly as a counterpart to the extreme squareness of the working day, a way of compensating for the very bland and efficient workday.

But that last part is just my opinion, I could be wrong.

I think a few of you were looking for this...



on a side note that perhap I shouldn't admit but I'm a grown male and I own ONE hello kitty product. It was a birthday gift from a girl (beautiful ska/punk redhead) I had a crush on in highschool...so I kept it. I never would had activly sought it out on my own and I used to have it hanging from my rearview mirror in my car till another one of my friends said that my car would confuse people now as to what gender the owner was..messy...empty beer cans in the back (that I drink many hours prior to driving at friend's houses then just I am polite enough to take my own trash but then too lazy to take them outof the backseat of the car..I can't stand drunk drivers) random heavy metal and gun stickers on the back but then this... a hello kitty doll dangaling near the driver's seat. The girl said she thought I'd like it since I like cats (I do..but typically more masculine ones..ie lions, tigers cheetahs, oscelots etc) and a punk outfit on since at that time I was heavily involved in the punk music scene. It now sits on my bedroom dresser.

hello kity is made to look very cute and feminine this has alway been it's appeal Japan has a cute fetish that runs deep..I once had a study in collge on this. straight men don't want to be 'cute' (perhap outside of being babyface boyish to get chicks) thus it will never appeal to a broad (I believe outside of japan) male audience. I guess this is just another place markters are thinking with the 'possiblity' of their wallets and not their minds.

Wulfhardt: I was going to make some obligatory joke about Hello Kitty condoms, rings or bondage toys.

Hello Kitty Vibrator (a real product, apparently.)

scrowdid: <b>TechieZero:</b> <i>Most men aren't trying to act like apes, but its a stretch to think we would like a stupid cat cartoon.Seriously.We don't find it cute. We find it annoying.</i>

Eat shiat. I find it cute, ape.

/man
/huge cock
/ask the girlfriend

You like men w/ huge cocks and your g/f at the same time? Figures you like the cartoon cat. Is your nickname big pussycat?

TechieZero You like men w/ huge cocks and your g/f at the same time? Figures you like the cartoon cat. Is your nickname big pussycat?

Me thinks scrowdid is confused. Perhaps his g/f is actally a she-male with a big cock.

I'm a guy, and I have a hello kitty sticker on my sketchbook.
People sometimes say something,until they look closer and see that kitty's a skull. Dead-o kitty. It's brutal.

I wouldn't buy the stuff unless it was altered to be a little darker.

This should go over big in Japan, where the spokesman's statement is probably true.

In the US, it's gonna bomb like...

er, remember that thing that happened back in '45 in Hiroshima?

jshove1: unfriendly_cat

I tried to find one of these, the picture you have is obviously photoshopped but once I saw it about a year ago I spent the next six months looking for a real one. makes me sad that a girl like me can't find a pink gun. They even had a website where it appeared you could purchase but the checkout gave you the run around and redirected you to the home page at the end, alas.

The do have pink rifles, I have seen them at gun shows, they even have a rifle that comes in pink or blue billed as; "My first rifle" for the kids.

Link (new window)

Yes it's real

theorellior: hetheeme: BTW, to those of you who have taken to using "THIS" instead of QFT, STOP IT!, this is FARK, not "Something Awful", you are just making yourself look like someone who can not use language properly. Please, net-speak is one thing, but just using bad English on purpose just degrades us all.

This.

And this.

Santa's Knee
theorellior: hetheeme: BTW, to those of you who have taken to using "THIS" instead of QFT, STOP IT!, this is FARK, not "Something Awful", you are just making yourself look like someone who can not use language properly. Please, net-speak is one thing, but just using bad English on purpose just degrades us all.

This.

And this.

I guess that was obligatory, lol. I did set myself up on that one.

I just don't want to see this board descend to 4chan depths. FARK may be low, but by internet standards, it is by far one of the most civil and proper discussion forums.

/b? (Not if I have anything to say about it)

hetheeme: Santa's Knee
theorellior: hetheeme: BTW, to those of you who have taken to using "THIS" instead of QFT, STOP IT!, this is FARK, not "Something Awful", you are just making yourself look like someone who can not use language properly. Please, net-speak is one thing, but just using bad English on purpose just degrades us all.

This.

And this.

I guess that was obligatory, lol. I did set myself up on that one.

I just don't want to see this board descend to 4chan depths. FARK may be low, but by internet standards, it is by far one of the most civil and proper discussion forums.

/b? (Not if I have anything to say about it)



Whatever. Just don't go too far:

Good, because that will make it even easier to spot people with whom I want no association.

DaShredda

Nobody was acting like you describe. Your whiny biatch persecution act fails.

Santa's Knee

Nah, I'm not Henry Higgins, but he did have a few good points. I think the goal is to wind up with a group of people not like Higgins, but like Eliza at the end of the story.

I rather like the Apostrophe Protection Society's method

Their Website (new window)

They drop courteous letters in the mail to businesses who misuse apostrophes on their signs.

Much more civil, less like Grammar Nazi's, and more like Grammar Monks, coughing slightly when a horrible error is made.

But at some point it just gets so unorganized that it is 4chan insanity, where it's like listening to cavemen grunt and draw pictures on cave walls at each other.

LOL I didn't read their mission statement at the bottom, it is worht posting.

"We are aware of the way the English language is evolving during use, and do not intend any direct criticism of those who have made the mistakes above. We are just reminding all writers of English text, whether on notices or in documents of any type, of the correct usage of the apostrophe should you wish to put right mistakes you may have inadvertently made."

Now is how it's done. Leave it to the British to do things politely.

Fie, ye grammar nazis, out of my Hello Kitty thread.

Keep posting Hello Kitty crap/pictures of Hello Kitty crap.

No images of the infamous HK Vibrator? For shame, Fark.

Rogh-sensei: No images of the infamous HK Vibrator? For shame, Fark.

Look a few posts up, friend.

/bought one for my ex

I'm an 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs. I've had lunch with the secretary of defense, and an MBA from the top school in the country. I live in a Buckhead high rise, drive a Beemer convertible. I've been in 14 major motion pictures, in Jezebel's Best dressed and I LOVE Hello Kitty!

LordBollocks

[img of HK vibrator]

Yes it's real

It's real, but it's not much for vibrating. The motor is weak. Got it as a birthday present. Not very good for muscle cramps at all. I bought a similarly-structured vibrator at the Osaka airport and it had a much stronger motor.

The Japanese seem to sell vibrators all over the place. Do you suppose Japanese women enjoy flying more than the rest of us?

LordBollocks

The teddy bear on said device is disturbing. Kinda like that other bear popular on Fark.

Gives it a weird Pez dispenser look.

/OK, maybe Darth Pink is more disturbing ...
//Especially if that was his/her/its lightsaber.

As the local news said this evening, "This can only end in disaster..."