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(Ozy)   Nude photos of former Miss North Carolina turned in to the courts. This sounds like a job for The Smoking Gun..   ( divider line
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2002-10-16 12:06:57 PM  
Solution: Make stripping a mandatory requirement of all Miss whatever contests. Everyone wins!
2002-10-16 12:26:58 PM  
WHAT?!? No pics? There, it's been said.
2002-10-16 01:08:11 PM  
Sweet jiggly boobies
2002-10-16 01:09:10 PM  
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Find the pics.
2002-10-16 01:09:59 PM  
AMEN!!!! Where is TSG when we need them?
2002-10-16 01:10:52 PM  
She'd hit me.
2002-10-16 01:13:06 PM  
Damn, it seems like any celebrity worth anything has some nude pics floating around. So when is someone going to revealing pics of this chick? You know you've been dying to see them.

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2002-10-16 01:20:05 PM  
Nude pictures should be a qualification prerequisite.
2002-10-16 01:21:46 PM  
Sigh. This sort of thing should not matter.
2002-10-16 01:21:49 PM  
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This doesnt go at all with the current post, but I felt like posting it anyway. This is angie harmon, once-hottie and former star of law and order. Now shes evidently living on the streets finding it hard to scrounge up food. Gross
2002-10-16 01:21:58 PM  
I would like to be a jury in this trial, so that I might have a chance to examine exhibit c ..... exhibit c-cup, that is.
2002-10-16 01:35:19 PM  
*** Message to TSG ***

Do your thang!
2002-10-16 01:36:07 PM  
Nakell would not describe the pictures in detail.


Also, the ex-boyfriend is a goddamned asshat.
why would he possibly sabotage her befor the contest, when proper ettiquite (sp?) dictates that he appear at the event and tell everyone in the room that he banged contestant #23. Bonus points for telling them one at a time.
2002-10-16 01:37:32 PM  
Theigorway: eyes...

I think I'm going to have to rinse my eyes out with battery acid to remove the vision of the beast from my sight.
2002-10-16 01:41:29 PM  
Hey, now. There are nude photos of me out there, My parents have slides full of them... sure I was only 7 months at the time.. but I was naked...

Does this mean I can't be miss North Carolina either?!? well, other than being male...

Man, when I first saw this article, I though she posed for Playboy or Hustler or such... exboyfriend jumped into the room with a camera while she was changing... Arrest the ex, and give her back the crown. It's the same thing as blaiming a rape victim for being "easy." Or how about Removing the crown from Miss NC when someone photoshops her head on a nude body?!?
2002-10-16 01:46:36 PM  
No, not Angie Harmon!!! *sob* She needs an emergency sandwich injection, stat!
2002-10-16 02:00:57 PM  
and on the other end of the spectrum we have a girl who's obviously taking all her vitamins:

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Miss Jessica Simpson
2002-10-16 02:01:08 PM  
Hey, I've got some nude pics of Jane Swift!

...does this mean she has to resign as governor of MA?

...and I'll pay anyone to take them off my hands.
2002-10-16 02:03:33 PM  
*purr* Jessica Simpson. I'd love to take my stuffed sausage to her Tuna-Town.
2002-10-16 02:04:49 PM  
OBB - You mean "I've got the prescription for you, Doctor: Another hot beef injection!". Not only is it a Simpson quote, but you get the double entendre as well.
2002-10-16 02:04:52 PM  
hmm.. Ms Sniper International.
2002-10-16 02:06:47 PM  
Jd - I might've said that, but in her current skeletal condition, I would most definitely not hit it.
2002-10-16 02:07:47 PM  

Here's a better pic of Angie Harmon for ya. I'd hit it

2002-10-16 02:08:31 PM  
Where did you hear this about Angie Harmon?
2002-10-16 02:10:37 PM  
if i'd hit it, its back bone would snap.
2002-10-16 02:17:37 PM  
Isn't Angie Harmon married to that wuss-ass pretty boy, Jason Sehorn?
2002-10-16 02:17:42 PM  
I cant check it now from work, but Ive probably seen it, there are some good ones out there from when she was modeling. I saw this and almost cried; I know part of it is because of the way shes posing, but damnit shes at least a good 20 pounds or so underweight. Sad.
2002-10-16 02:18:50 PM  
CoolBeans That's disgusting. Don't even joke about that.

Cokemonkey If you see Angie, tell her I have a place she can stay and eat, as long as she takes a shower first.

On topic, I have a feeling TSG won't get these. I think there are exceptions to the freedom of information act, and nude pics is probably one of them. I'd think that the person they depict should be able to refuse their release.
2002-10-16 02:22:43 PM  
Another Law & Order chick that I'd hit, Carey Lowell, played ADA Jamie Ross


Alas, I haven't found any of Jill Hennessy yet.
2002-10-16 02:32:37 PM  
Where's that sneaky squirrel when you need him!!!

P.S.. I'd hit it....
2002-10-16 02:35:42 PM  
I'd hit it.

2002-10-16 02:37:21 PM  
I'll second that...
2002-10-16 02:42:02 PM  
CokeMonkey, I'm sure you've seen it, it's the screenshot from Lawn Dogs where you see her right breast. Still looking for a good Jill Hennessy one though *pant* *pant*
This is the best I could come up with

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2002-10-16 03:19:44 PM  
angie harmon? Are you sure that isn't Fiona Apple? What ever happened to women having the at least the exceptionally low body weight the Fed Government says is "average" for height and age?
2002-10-16 03:21:42 PM  
hey cokemonkey, have you seen that chick from Will and Grace (Deborah something)? Same as Angie Harmon. Unbelievably scary and unattractive.
2002-10-16 03:46:47 PM  
Fiona Apple looks like a crack whore.

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2002-10-16 03:57:55 PM  
sos: yes, but a hot crack whore
2002-10-16 03:58:42 PM  
just for the record, i'd hit the hell out of jessica simpson

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2002-10-16 04:08:24 PM  
YahelC: Aren't they all hot?

/Hugh Grant
2002-10-16 04:43:31 PM  
Cokemonkey: you spoiled my lunch with that Angie Harmon pic. Egads!!!! I thought the waif look was finally out!

But you definitely redeemed yourself with Jessica Simpson

Now, don't tell me some farker out there doesn't have the nudie pics for former Miss N.C. C'mon...fork 'em over!
2002-10-16 05:30:47 PM  
To hell with Miss NC, let's shift focus to nudies of Miss JS. Jessica, you are sweet honey.
2002-10-16 08:56:13 PM  
There are some nudies of Miss JS out there FarkNArse, but unfortunantly they are the photoshoped ones. Ahh hell post em anyway, Boobies are Boobies!!
2002-10-16 09:00:10 PM  
ughh, might wanna include that / in the closing tag..wooops Sorry!!
2002-10-16 10:58:29 PM  
Cokemonkey, that's heinous.

As for Miss North Carolina, I'd hit it. And Chelsea, well, it looks like she's enjoying the feel her boy-toy is copping.
2002-10-17 01:33:11 AM  
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