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26145 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2002 at 11:08 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-16 10:02:27 AM  
Hsu Chi, meet Cuchi Cuchi.

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2002-10-16 11:11:47 AM  
Damn you, Flakeloaf for reading my mind!
2002-10-16 11:13:54 AM  
Greeeat. Link's already farked.

Guess I'm back to using my imagination.
2002-10-16 11:14:02 AM  
Three boobies links already- geesh. What about some links for the ladies?
2002-10-16 11:14:54 AM  
3? If you ask me that ain't near enough!
2002-10-16 11:15:38 AM  
It was slow to begin with, if that makes you feel any better. Farked while it was still in the queue.
2002-10-16 11:16:43 AM  
Huh? it works fine for me.
2002-10-16 11:18:17 AM  
Ahahhhh just started working.
Not to shabby.
I'd hit that.....but then again I'd hit a traffic cone too...
2002-10-16 11:18:59 AM  
Those things should only get posted in the evenings! or anytime after my workday ends so *I* can enjoy them :-)
2002-10-16 11:19:17 AM  
She's one of the first ladies I ever killed kittens to.
Oh, those were the days. *sniff*
2002-10-16 11:19:33 AM  
Hsu Chi= sushi mmmm, table grade
2002-10-16 11:20:05 AM  
Here's a SFW preview
2002-10-16 11:20:11 AM  
Farked already?
2002-10-16 11:20:18 AM  
Well Bass555, it was either Charo or Chara.
2002-10-16 11:20:57 AM  
Hit what ?
2002-10-16 11:21:22 AM  
Sorry i guess that didnt work, it said throwing away unfetchable image.
2002-10-16 11:24:18 AM  
Ancient Chinese secret....

Ya, what's up with 3 boobie links - hook us Farkettes up with some weeners....pretty please?
2002-10-16 11:25:25 AM  

Did somebody say unfetchable? That's unpossible!

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2002-10-16 11:30:55 AM  
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2002-10-16 11:32:32 AM  
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Anna Kournikova

This begs the question
Would you hit it? or Would it hit you?
2002-10-16 11:32:40 AM  
She is a cutie! A very pretty young lady, not some eye-liner addict fake-breasted skank du jour. Nice boobie link.
2002-10-16 11:37:56 AM  
If you knew Hsu Chi like I know Hsu Chi... (with due respect to "They Call Me Bruce?")
2002-10-16 11:38:43 AM  
Sorry Im a retard
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2002-10-16 11:45:17 AM  
Too bad she didn't get nekkid in The Transporter. The movie sucks and she barely speaks English so her lines are comical, but she is damned cute.
Kittens beware!
2002-10-16 11:52:47 AM  
2002-10-16 12:04:05 PM  
farked again?
2002-10-16 12:05:47 PM  
What's up with this kittens thing?
2002-10-16 12:24:20 PM  
where's the goddamn weiners?
2002-10-16 12:26:45 PM  
"Young man who stare at Asian tits too long sits in sticky pants"

Ancient Chinese Proverb
2002-10-16 12:28:31 PM  
Numberz That's a cute puppy. I'd hit it!
2002-10-16 12:29:20 PM  
Michaelgvh: Eh, you can see just about everything through those wet clothes of hers in the bedroom scene, so all is well. She's a damn cutie.
2002-10-16 12:31:39 PM  
It's entirely possible that what we need is for Korean Soccer Girl to have a sizable part in Shaolin Soccer 2. Maybe she could be a goaltender that has all of her clothes ripped off by an amazing kung-fu soccer kick?
2002-10-16 12:32:33 PM  
i hit it, she jus doesnt know it yet...
2002-10-16 12:36:54 PM  
I did it all for the Hsu Chi, the Hsu Chi
2002-10-16 12:58:00 PM  
I have a puppy like that but mine is all black and, well, not a puppy anymore. Big bundle of energy is more like it.

Lareine, I feel like you are frustrated and looking for something, but I'm not sure what. Could you be more specific?
2002-10-16 12:59:49 PM  
Thank god for dynamix, but please don't post its links on Fark. I like my boobies fast.
2002-10-16 01:08:54 PM  
Shouldn't her name be "Ho Li Fuk"?
2002-10-16 01:27:04 PM  
Mmmm, wonderful link! It's very fast for me though.
2002-10-16 02:19:18 PM  
This chick doesn't matter if you saw the Transporter.

Seriously folks, It was soooo very bad. There were parts when HSUXIYAIO or whatever her stupid name was, was speaking with her father IN CHINESE. no subtitles. And they would talk for a good 10 seconds. Between those two asians with their terribly broken english and the Frenchy inspector, one could not understand what was happening in that movie.

Also the movie was completely homosex. You know this if you saw 10 men covered in oil fight. Gah. I'm still scarred from that.

However, there was one very hilarious part: You had to have seen the Seinfeld epsiode where Kramer's phone number gets mixed up with Movie Phone to appreciate this. In that episode, George unknowingly calls Kramer, thinking he's calling movie phone. Kramer utters, "Why don't you just tell me which movie you want to see!?"

At the very end of the movie, aforementioned asian dad has a gun pointed at the transporter (turkish from snatch). He angrily tells the transporter, "You will never be around to see my daughter come around!" Then You hear asian girl scream in the background then a gunshot.

Then he tells the transporter, "Maybe she won't come around!" in the exact manner Kramer did in the Seinfeld episode.

Please tell me if you followed that at all. If you saw the movie, this should make total sense.
2002-10-16 03:05:26 PM  

I followed you on that one,

and thanks, you helped me dodge a bullet.
2002-10-16 03:23:22 PM  
After this post, there is absolutely no reason in hells to see the Transporter.
2002-10-16 03:26:49 PM  
Zeusgod, Die_Fledermaus, if I have saved 2 people from ever seeing this movie, then I have done my good deed for the day.
2002-10-16 03:36:38 PM  
So, Bass555 I'm gone for one lousy meeting and I come back to find you staring at an Asian girl!

*Wanda stuffs red fishnets back into her purse*
2002-10-16 03:39:14 PM  
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2002-10-16 03:46:06 PM  
Shu Qi or Noo Qi?
(poor qitties!)
2002-10-16 03:46:06 PM  
Shu Qi or Noo Qi?
(poor qitties!)
2002-10-16 03:53:47 PM  
phuc.... posting impaired.
2002-10-16 04:37:09 PM  
Monik: re: qitties....

That's cuz bluebird is a known kiddie porn series isn't it? Expect a call from the FBI, gents.

Whoever approved that needs to be shot, quartered, and drawn.
2002-10-16 04:37:09 PM  
I'm thinking a TotalFarker submitted this. The farker saw my submission a few nights ago, after I saw The Transporter, and made his own little submission, I bet.
2002-10-16 04:54:08 PM  
she made my eggroll grow.
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