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(Some Guy)   Chart shows how Europeans view their neighboring states   ( divider line
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11240 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2002 at 2:21 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-16 02:24:47 AM  
2002-10-16 02:26:14 AM  
what the fark does sdd mean
2002-10-16 02:26:28 AM  
damn .. so close to f.i.r.s.t. ... well, you know ... :-/
2002-10-16 02:26:29 AM  
2002-10-16 02:26:43 AM  
Hi, Chazcali.

neet charts. ive never been to europe tho, dont really care too.
2002-10-16 02:27:02 AM  
2002-10-16 02:28:53 AM  
They should have added USA to the chart because, well doesn't the world revolve around us?
2002-10-16 02:28:57 AM  
Key Acronyms to the European Hate Graph: *CHTL = Can't Hold Their Liquor, *SDD = Short, Dark & Dirty, *NRE = Not Really European
2002-10-16 02:29:12 AM  
3/6 European nations see the Dutch as pederasts? Remind me not to vacation there.
2002-10-16 02:29:33 AM  
2002-10-16 02:29:38 AM  
S.D.D.=short, dark, dirty

acronyms are listed at bottom of page
2002-10-16 02:30:32 AM  
Hmm... So far as I know Europe, seems like a pretty accurate chart :P
2002-10-16 02:32:58 AM  
Nosebreaker, if the U.S. were on there...half the world would say we were heroes (or is it heros?), the other half would say we were barbaric war-monkeys, and we would view everybody as a punch of bussies.
2002-10-16 02:34:54 AM  
damn thats ironic that France see some one else as
backstabbers ,collaborators or cowards
when there the kings of backstabbing ,collaborating cowards
oh and btw france surrenders
damn surrender monkeys what would this be the 12th time
2002-10-16 02:35:21 AM  
Where does all this stuff come from? Cheap tippers? Is tipping all of the sudden something that Europeans all think about when judging others???

I think this site is a bit farked up.
2002-10-16 02:35:52 AM  
What the heck does "white Gods" mean?
2002-10-16 02:36:57 AM  
um okay
2002-10-16 02:39:20 AM  
S.D.D. = [image from too old to be available]
2002-10-16 02:39:39 AM  
Never thought europeans thought so highly of their neighbours. BTW they think nothing of themselves, eg spain thinks nothing of spain.
2002-10-16 02:40:03 AM  
whatever. it's a picture of ron jeremy. funny.
2002-10-16 02:48:56 AM  

hamster mothers
elderberry-smelling fathers
2002-10-16 02:50:06 AM  
Sorry about previous post; was supposed to be a table, but any python fans will get the idea.
2002-10-16 02:54:25 AM  
LOL.. i'm glad to see Albania has such a complex and enriched system of foreign diplomacy... they really add to the concert of europe with their "KILL!!KILL!!KILL!!" Policy
2002-10-16 02:56:02 AM  
Huh. They completely left out Austria. It's a beautiful country, but it's full of farking Austrians.

(Kudos to whoever catches that ref.)
2002-10-16 02:56:18 AM  
I love it, thats funny as hell.

Hienzette: I agree. Maybe its a European thing. Cause all Europeans are in the service industry or something.

Yeah if someone could explain white gods to me that would be great too.
2002-10-16 03:00:11 AM  
Oh, and the story these charts are connected to is pretty amusing, in a smart-ass sort of way.
2002-10-16 03:10:11 AM  
all my favorite states are next to europe.
2002-10-16 03:15:20 AM  
Not very well researched and too repetitive. They don't mention the Dutch admiration for Belgian driving skills, everyone's awe of Welsh close-harmony singing or the German habit of reserving sunbeds by leaving a towel on it a 5 o'clock in the morning.


Romano Prodi.
2002-10-16 03:32:45 AM  
Wow this link really does sum up my feeling on Europeans.
2002-10-16 03:37:45 AM  
Damn you RobbieFal! That was the only thing I could think to post!

Got nuthin'....
2002-10-16 03:45:07 AM  
This chart is more of a joke than a serious study. However, Albanians do want to kill everybody.
2002-10-16 03:46:42 AM  
2002-10-16 03:50:51 AM  
oh, these charts are soooo accurate. not.

white gods = damn rich vikings and they're all blond (and white)? at least in comparison with poor, dirty and dark-haired "subhumans" of ex-soviet baltic states.

stereotypes, one after another.
2002-10-16 03:59:12 AM  
these charts are farking hilarious!

btw, i find the opinion of russians toward ukrainians is soooo true. all of the russians i met think of the ukraine the same way we think of arkansas.

and on that note, why doesn't someone come up with one of these relating all of the states in the U.S. to one another. i know what it would start to look like:

missouri: glad we're not arkansas
illinois: glad we're not missouri
michigan: glad we're not canada
florida: glad we're not cuba...oh wait, we are cuba
texas: huh? we're a state?
california: you can't do anything fun here
2002-10-16 04:10:15 AM  
if you look at the chart Switzerland thinks every one is a bloodthirsty thieve

[image from too old to be available]
i just put this here so you would read this
2002-10-16 04:23:25 AM  
Okay, Lithuania gets called White Gods in the other column. Is this a weird typo, maybe a hack or is there some message here?
2002-10-16 06:28:57 AM  
Hmmmm, they missed something out big-time. In the boxes describe what er English think of our neighbours, every sinlge one ought to contain the text: "Jealous of the English". The resemblence this sentiment bears to actual fact cannot be under-emphasized.
2002-10-16 07:06:38 AM  
What the English think of:

French - effeminate, smell of garlic, rude
Swiss - Cultured, good cheese and watches
Germans - Disciplined and mechanical. (Beat them in 66 though)
Spanish - Can't hold their liquor. Lazy and stupid.
Swedish - Long legged, blonde haired women. (All good as long as Sven delivers)
Portugese - Still in stone age. Nice beaches though.
Eastern block - dirty communists. Women make poor waitresses.
Middle east - Pint of milk and 20 marlboro lights thanks.
Asian - Beef madras and 2 popadams please.
Australians - Criminal ancestors. 2 pints of fosters thanks darlin.
Kiwis - Rugby playing, beer swilling louts / better than Australians.
South Africans - Rude and arrogant
Africans - Get a job and kick the drug habit.
Americans - Loud, ignorant of anything outside their own country.
Canadians - Would be ok if not for the French and American influences.
2002-10-16 07:47:30 AM  
Sounds pretty much accurate.. but what does "pederast" mean anyway? (any relation to pedophile?)

Brisvegas, lol... that's too true as well.

Everyone thinks Welsh=SDD.. yup
BTW we beat the Germans in '01 as well as '66. Viva Brittania!

2002-10-16 08:17:38 AM  
I'm Welsh and white as a ghost and 6'

of course I'm American and don't know any Welsh, so maybe I'm a mutt
2002-10-16 08:57:42 AM  
Wow.....this is seriously undermining my perception that Europe is a near-Utopian place where everyone gets along, and that the United States must strive to emulate in every way.

2002-10-16 09:10:17 AM  
victoly: Braveheart I think. "the trouble
with scotland is that its full of scotts!"

Anyway...what is with the Czech people?
They think every country in europe is full
of monkeys? WTF?
2002-10-16 09:17:37 AM  
Jeebus, this chart is hilarious. Then again, I really don't care what other nationalities think, because I'm a jingoistic, bloodthirsty, drunk, fat, lazy, untrustworthy American.
2002-10-16 09:20:21 AM  
Pederast - one that practices anal intercourse especially with a boy
2002-10-16 09:20:43 AM  
Yes, pederast means pedophile. Use a dictionary when you don't understand a word. It's how we learn.
2002-10-16 09:33:42 AM  
For Switzerland read Austria
2002-10-16 09:42:33 AM  

Hey, stone age genius: it is "Portuguese", not "Portugese". You're almost there. I guess they invented spelling in Stone Age.
2002-10-16 09:56:57 AM  
The French think Italians are cowards. Ooohhhh, that's rich.
2002-10-16 10:29:18 AM  
This is interesting, parts of my recent ancestry hate each other, the english think the irish are inferoir, the irish think the english are monsters. No one thinks about the welsh. And germany wants to conquer everyone. How did i come to be? Could it be that this table isn't very good?
2002-10-16 10:50:49 AM  
the charts were fairly accurate, but whoever wrote the aritcles is a loony nitwit
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