i've only heard the first three. i suck at reality.

I got to don't tase me bro, then stuck another pin in my subby doll.

"All Daddy wanted was a blowjob"

/yeah, my kid wears it.

To save you the monotony of clicking through 10 pages:

1 - Don't Tase Me Bro
2 - I Have a Wide Stance
3 - Dumbledore is Gay
4 - Put your big-girl panties on
5 - I don't know who I am, but they're after me
6 - Thanks for the question, you little jerk. You're drafted.
7 - I take a bath every day
8 - People are at least as smart as goats, maybe not as agile.
9 - I have lived the American Dream
10 - I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and Elton Johm but I want to stay alive

*sigh* It really is annoying when they stretch 1 page of content across 10 pages...

To save the rest of you the trouble:

1. "Don't tase me, bro." - Andrew Meyer
2. "I have a wide stance." - Larry Craig
3. "Dumbledore is gay." - J.K. Rowling
4. "Put your big-girl panties on." - Margaret Spellings
5. "I don't know who I am, but they're after me." - Karl Rove
6. "Thanks for the question, you little jerk. You're drafted." - John McCain
7. "I take a bath every day." - Rev. Al Sharpton
8. "People are at least as smart as goats, maybe not as agile." - Trent Lott
9. "I have lived the American Dream." - Alberto Gonzales
10. "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive." - Madonna

I noticed a link on the side for the top 50 top 10 lists of 2007. *sigh* Anyone wanna click through 500 pages?

outlawmoogle: Soooooo, they basically took memorable quotes of the year and stuck them on t-shirts and said they were t-shirt slogans.

This, except they didn't even stick them on t-shirts. They are merely "t-shirt worthy slogans". Since when did a quote become a slogan?

/11. "Since when did a quote become a slogan" - mamoru

12. Curse my metallic body, I wasn't fast enough!

*shakes fist at Ishkur*

Hear that insistant whirring sound?

It's Henry Luce spinning in his grave at roughly 15,000 rpm.

/waits while everyone here under forty runs to google who Henry Luce is
//waits even longer for most of them to get it

Christian Bale: Well your version saved me from hours of wondering what Gandhi, MLK and Elton John had in common.

hours?

;p

Oh, I was hoping to see:

1) Leave Brittney alone!
2) Something mocking Miss Teen South Carolina and her Map answer.