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(Some Guy)   "Woman battered by plate of burgers." Mayor McCheese asks to lettuce end this violence   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 31
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2007-12-24 07:47:55 PM  
+1
 
WRC
2007-12-24 09:31:34 PM  
Sounds like he's in a real pickle.
 
2007-12-24 09:45:11 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Grimace.
 
2007-12-24 10:06:59 PM  
no, lois, the hamburgler steals hamburgers. grimace is ronald mcdonald's retarded friend
 
2007-12-25 12:11:25 AM  
Like throwing a plate of freshly cooked women at this guy's head:


i162.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-25 01:09:58 AM  
Robble robble.
 
2007-12-25 06:56:23 AM  
Would you like fries with that?
 
2007-12-25 07:07:18 AM  
Nothing can kill the Grimace.
 
2007-12-25 07:08:55 AM  
Wow.

Most Christmas mornings I find out that battery's not included.
 
2007-12-25 07:15:29 AM  
Food Fight!!
 
2007-12-25 07:46:24 AM  
Police will ketchup with him in no time.
 
2007-12-25 07:55:54 AM  
i83.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-25 08:06:11 AM  
I read in Harper's magazine that all the beef they use in their burgers comes from cows' vaginas.

Also, there's more batter at KFC.
 
2007-12-25 08:06:41 AM  
2 1/2 day of nagging biatch gota go.
 
2007-12-25 08:15:23 AM  
char_boy: I read in Harper's magazine that all the beef they use in their burgers comes from cows' vaginas.

I could be wrong, but I think all beef, at some point, comes from a cows vagina.

Just a thought.
 
2007-12-25 08:36:54 AM  
The woman had a contusion on the right side of her head above the ear and near her forehead

From burgers?

/you're cooking them too long
 
2007-12-25 08:54:29 AM  
....two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles tomatoes on sesame seed bun....
 
2007-12-25 09:28:41 AM  
Biatch admitted kicking him in the nuts. Why wasn't she arrested for battery?
 
2007-12-25 09:37:01 AM  
Possible battery charges are pending.

She kicked him in the groin. Who will be charging against who?
 
2007-12-25 09:45:34 AM  
Battered? At least she wasn't deep-fried.
 
2007-12-25 10:29:54 AM  
Burgerkaki
 
2007-12-25 10:33:47 AM  
danielhh

....two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles tomatoes onions on sesame seed bun....


FTFY
 
2007-12-25 11:57:53 AM  
it's been so long since the nwfl daily news had an article greenlit....

/swells with pride until I remember this article is about a woman getting beaten with FREAKIN HAMBURGERS....
 
2007-12-25 02:49:24 PM  
I wish I could get beaten with a plate of burgers. That would be so great. Especially those frozen ones made with cheese in the middle, those are so good. What ever happened to those?
 
2007-12-25 03:27:19 PM  
...extra pickle, hold the lettuce. special orders don't upset us...

/and then she kicked him in the groin.
 
2007-12-25 06:59:48 PM  
Possible battery charges are pending.

If you just plug in the recharger, they need not be pending.
 
2007-12-25 09:49:16 PM  
One of my favorite Onion articles: McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising (clickypop)
 
2007-12-25 09:52:02 PM  
12inpianist: char_boy: I read in Harper's magazine that all the beef they use in their burgers comes from cows' vaginas.

I could be wrong, but I think all beef, at some point, comes from a cows vagina.

Just a thought.


I hope someone got you an irony detector for Christmas.
 
2007-12-25 11:07:07 PM  
char_boy: I hope someone got you an irony detector for Christmas.


It's on my wishlist, but I haven't opened my presents yet.
 
2007-12-26 03:00:26 AM  
DarKrow: Nothing can kill the Grimace.

This post is full of awesome.... need to dig out my clerks set
 
2007-12-26 10:44:47 AM  
nakago: danielhh

....two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles tomatoes onions on a.....sesame seed bun....


FTFY


FTFY

/Long live Mitch.
 
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