Did he have a thousand years of power, too?

/connected?


(Sorry for the terrible quality pic, it's the only one I could find of the D&D geek from Reno 911.)

Get a taze morans.

What the fark??? Cops using a taser in a situation that actually warrants it?

Now I've seen everything.

Now thats news. lol

Naman: What the fark??? Cops using a taser in a situation that actually warrants it?

Now I've seen everything.

When you use a taser in every situation, you'll eventually use it in a situation that actually warrants tasing.

/Even a broken clock...

It seems that often, police resort to a taser when they should be thinking of de-escalating the situation, calming the people involved down, and wind up using excessive force.

This is not one of those times.

Excellent use of taser.

There can be only one?

Maximum Leader: There can be only one?

HE WASNT USING A KATANA WTF.....

Taze'm bro.

starsrift: It seems that often, police resort to a taser when they should be thinking of de-escalating the situation, calming the people involved down, and wind up using excessive force.

Which police academy did you graduate from?

el.slim: HE WASNT USING A KATANA WTF.....

Yeah whatever, I distinctly remember a farking ceiling fan killing one of those bastards in the movies.

or maybe it was the shrooms, at any rate I don't care.

Yup, got up the ol' Wauzeka.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Cog [TotalFark]: It seems that often, police resort to a taser when they should be thinking of de-escalating the situation, calming the people involved down, and wind up using excessive force.

starsrift: Which police academy did you graduate from?

Sounds pretty logical, but I have had a subscription to Men's Health for about 5 years now and in one issue was an article on cops who 'juice,' that is, use steroids. One of the affects of steroids is combativeness. (I went with 'combatitiveness' but it wasn't in my computer's dictionary, while 'combativeness' was.)

According to their study, at least 1/4 of cops juice; they're way more secretive about it than 'regular' 'drug' users are about their habits.

It seems the first resort of police is to escalate the situation and beat/taze the offender into submission, rather than trying to calm them down with talk.

/

Getting tasered is better than getting shot.

Naman: What the fark??? Cops using a taser in a situation that actually warrants it?

Now I've seen everything.

It's like, what the taser was designed for!

It wasn't the Moran, dammit! It was the Moran's deputies. Not himself.

Didn't the Norse Berserkers fight naked using axes?

Dude, they tazed a Viking

Cog: starsrift: It seems that often, police resort to a taser when they should be thinking of de-escalating the situation, calming the people involved down, and wind up using excessive force.

Which police academy did you graduate from?

Don't be silly, I'm not a cop.

I do, however, talk to cops. That is to say, Canadian mounties - they tend to be pretty friendly guys. I suppose the theory of calming a situation down rather than escalating it may be exclusive to Canada. After all, who wants to quietly arrest and detain someone when you can have a chance to use a firearm or taser instead!? :)

And, uh, maybe the friendly thing, too?

/ Hopes to be wrong.

It's moron you moron

I agree it was a Moran that used a Taser to subdue the subject. They should have used a 12-guage Shotgun!

WTF is a moran?

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

hmm me thinks you should use google

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

It's a guy that came up with a formula to determine the degree of distribution of a set of points across a geographical area

/Srlsy
//I study GIS
///Search for Moran's Law

It pays to read article, signed the Moron

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

Account created: 2007-12-12 09:41:47

Welcome to Fark.

You'll get used to it.

One thing that will help is to sit back, relax, have your mind alterant of choice and just absorb stuff for a while.

/Hint: that's one of Fark's most well known and reoccurring memes.
//So was two of my other paragraphs.

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

I believe the best description can be found
here.

Hector Remarkable: thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

I believe the best description can be found
here.

Damn you, damn you to hell. And damn my curiousity. I should know better.

starsrift: Hector Remarkable: thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

I believe the best description can be found
here.

Damn you, damn you to hell. And damn my curiousity. I should know better.

Oh, you've been lurking long enough. But, now you've spoiled thermoplast's rr-virginity.

Hector Remarkable...

Gave me up
Let me down
made me cry..

Did he have 1000 years of power?

I live near Wauzeka...this is hilarious...I suspect meth?

What was even funnier was a couple years back when the signs on the front of people's lawns said..."Moran for Sheriff".

This is classic rural Wisconsin for you, folks.

Farking pigs! One officer should have grabbed an ax and gone mano e mano with the dude.

Hector Remarkable: thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

I believe the best description can be found
here.

You sir, should burn in hell...

Moran is an Irish surname.

/I hate memes like this. It's how misspellings become accepted as correct.
//Grandson of a former Crawford County Sherrif's Deputy.

is that wow-zeeka, wisconsin?

don't taser me, Moran

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

LURK MOAR.

And in other news, Drew is still not bothering to consider issuing a Wisconsin tag.

/Makes me sad
//Lives in WI
///Knows there's quite a bit of farked up shiat that goes on around here
////Would be honored to celebrate the douchebaggery that happens in my state

thermoplast: WTF is a moran?

oroku_saki: And in other news, Drew is still not bothering to consider issuing a Wisconsin tag.

/Makes me sad
//Lives in WI
///Knows there's quite a bit of farked up shiat that goes on around here
////Would be honored to celebrate the douchebaggery that happens in my state

Must agree with you. More than the usual share of serial killers, kids who dig up dead chicks for 'relations' with her, guys who find dead deer attractive sexually, people in Milwaukee who cant drive or drive like South Carolina natives. Add this guy in to the long list and yeah it should have a tag.

Wisconsin: The Florida of the North.

what the damn, its cold out this time of year, i dont leave my house without 2 layers of clothing, what the hell makes people this crazy?

Or, as we call it at my house, Saturday night.

Funny but I get a lot of stories of cops using the little laser on the front of the Taser to entertain cats. Taser recomends you test the Taser everyday. Seems kittys come running when the laser comes on. Theres a good use of $700 bucks for you.

I know a crazy nekkid man that regularly wields an axe, so am I really getting a kick....

//Poor tazered nekkid man.