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(Some Guy)   Humane Society of the United States looking for people who chased 200 goats off a cliff in Hawai'i. El Paso Police unavailable for comment   (honoluluadvertiser.com) divider line 81
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 06:48:04 PM
Ridding the island of invasive species, one leap at a time.
 
Snarfangel
2007-12-22 07:42:19 PM
Perhaps it was an insomniac who couldn't find any sheep.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2007-12-22 09:13:59 PM
It's going to take some time before this case ever sees trial.

They're still deliberating on Joe v. the Volcano.
 
Crosshair
2007-12-22 09:29:05 PM
On one hand, it is very cruel. On the other hand, it's very funny.
 
Camper_Bob
2007-12-22 09:33:20 PM
Jesus_Christ unavailable for comment
 
hosalabad
2007-12-22 09:35:57 PM
What's with the whole Hawai'i apostrophe thing?

Is that new or is that old and recently popular.
 
johnny_vegas
2007-12-22 09:37:06 PM
hosalabad: What's with the whole Hawai'i apostrophe thing?

Is that new or is that old and recently popular.

When i lived in Hawaii 10 years ago, I don't remember having seen it much. just moved back and it is everywhere.
 
johnny_vegas
2007-12-22 09:37:46 PM
Bunch of sheep!

/got mutton
 
nimbers
2007-12-22 09:40:31 PM
Homer: Hawai'i? Who's going to Hawai'i? Moe? Am I going to Hawai'i?
Wiggum: Stop saying Hawai'i in there!
 
Rhad
2007-12-22 09:42:50 PM
And yet, http://starbulletin.com/2007/09/01/news/story05.html
 
StopArrestingMe
2007-12-22 09:47:46 PM
www.lovefilm.com

/I realize sheep aren't goats
 
Iceman_Cometh
2007-12-22 09:48:10 PM
In related news 2,000 kittens found dead. Farkers/Farkettes are suspects in this crime.
 
skrewewe
2007-12-22 09:48:31 PM
I hear they push back harder if you.............
 
Atharun
2007-12-22 09:48:38 PM
I came here to say...BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I could have been there for that fun pary!

/I'm baaaAAaaaaD
 
etv_2k
2007-12-22 09:48:48 PM
I'm with Zaz, goats have no place being on those islands.
 
hiiamchris
2007-12-22 09:52:16 PM
thats sad, bra.
 
Thresher
2007-12-22 09:54:46 PM
In other news: 30' kills goats? I regularly see 'em jump 15-20' down ledges with no ill effects (Cousin has goat farm) but I guess it's that extra 10'?
 
Onager
2007-12-22 09:56:37 PM
etv_2k: I'm with Zaz, goats have no place being on those islands.

Neither do Americans.

Hawai'i is to America as Austria is to Germany.
 
ScienceBoy
2007-12-22 10:01:33 PM
Nevermind all the endangered plant species that the goats are eating.
 
xen0blue
2007-12-22 10:01:56 PM
man, those were some perfectly good goats. i'm sure they would have made good lamb chops after they were hit over the head with a sledge hammer or pneumatic jackhammer.
 
etv_2k
2007-12-22 10:07:10 PM
Onager
Never been there, I would like to visit and tourism is good for any place, but would not bother me the least if they decided to leave the US.
 
Befuddled
2007-12-22 10:09:22 PM
IIRC, the only mammal that is native to Hawaii is the bat. All other mammals are imports by people.
 
geektard
2007-12-22 10:09:43 PM
img149.imageshack.usNot amused...
 
cedarpark
2007-12-22 10:09:48 PM
They confused goats with lemmings? That's unpossible!
 
Oldiron_79
2007-12-22 10:11:18 PM
cedarpark: They confused goats with lemmings? That's unpossible!

Its inconceivable!
 
Wasabi-Burn
2007-12-22 10:15:37 PM
Some perv wanted teh eh eh eh eh buttsecks
 
Jgok
2007-12-22 10:15:50 PM
johnny_vegas: hosalabad: What's with the whole Hawai'i apostrophe thing?

Is that new or is that old and recently popular.

When i lived in Hawaii 10 years ago, I don't remember having seen it much. just moved back and it is everywhere.

I remember reading an article somewhere about the native language in Hawaii... It said that Hawai'i was how it should be spelled, since it was pronounced with a glottal stop between the two i's.

Dunno how accurate that article was, read it a while ago.

Don't ask for a link, research it yer bloody self... I'm lazy.
 
wedgiesaurus
2007-12-22 10:16:34 PM
Legion?


/sorta
 
parkthebus [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 10:21:21 PM
Screw the HSUS. They're just as bad as PETA, and perhaps worse as they confuse people who think they are the same as your local Humane Society.
 
Sahrial
2007-12-22 10:21:21 PM
xen0blue: man, those were some perfectly good goats. i'm sure they would have made good lamb chops after they were hit over the head with a sledge hammer or pneumatic jackhammer.

Lamb chops... from goat? Tell me more about this magic animal of yours.

/do they also contain bacon?
 
The Dogs of War
2007-12-22 10:21:43 PM
i think we need pics to prove this happened...
 
spyderqueen
2007-12-22 10:25:51 PM
Police found one witness who claims that a tall bearded man cured him of his schitzophrenia and then drove the goats off the cliff.
 
Sahrial
2007-12-22 10:26:21 PM
The Dogs of War: i think we need pics to prove this happened...

www.occultopedia.com
 
ScubaDude1960
2007-12-22 10:28:30 PM
FTA: '"This blatant act of unnecessary cruelty should not be tolerated. Anyone who could so callously cause the death and suffering of these animals should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law," said Inga Gibson of the Humane Society's West Coast Regional Office, in a written statement.'

Inga then got in her car and drove home, killing 10,000 innocent mosquitoes, gnats, and other flying insects on the way.
 
kilgorn
2007-12-22 10:29:36 PM
Ug...Sugar Bowl fans couldn't find bulldogs...
 
Walljasper
2007-12-22 10:35:37 PM
Please Santa - all I want is for the perp to be caught and invited over to the ledge of that cliff or an up-close-an-personal taste of his own sadistic way.

Pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeassssseeeeeeeeee Santa....
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 10:39:35 PM
120 goats off a 30 foot cliff? They sholda been stacked to the top of the cliff before 120 went over.
 
Bone Thug
2007-12-22 10:40:28 PM
Goats are intelligent.


no really, they are....
 
orclover
2007-12-22 10:41:40 PM
Wow thats a pretty evil thing to do. But MAN that must have been AWESOME to watch!

And all that free meat.....

/biggest cabrito cookoff in history.
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 10:43:19 PM
$2,500.00 ÷ 120 goats = $20.83/goat. Seems like a good bargain.
 
LoneVVolf
2007-12-22 10:45:40 PM
Thresher: In other news: 30' kills goats? I regularly see 'em jump 15-20' down ledges with no ill effects (Cousin has goat farm) but I guess it's that extra 10'?

No, it's the extra 190 goats landing on top of them.
 
Wareq
2007-12-22 10:46:07 PM
wedgiesaurus
I wish. Wild pigs are a huge environmental problem there from what I've heard.
 
jafiwam
2007-12-22 10:52:46 PM
I herd a bababahout this thread and hoofed my way in here.

/Ok, no more kidding around.
 
KrispyKritter [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 10:55:24 PM
one more reason to hate people.

/instant karma gonna get you
 
McBotulism
2007-12-22 10:55:29 PM
Hawai'i? Ugh.

I think I'm gonna add an umlaut to the a in Maine. Like this: Mäine.
 
Cicero's Ghost
2007-12-22 10:59:21 PM
Rhad: And yet, http://starbulletin.com/2007/09/01/news/story05.html


Nice find. Funny how it all works isn't it?

/Lives in Hawaii, reads the paper.
//Never heard of this till now.
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 11:01:14 PM
High on a hill was a lonely goat herd - oh-dee-lay-hee o-dee-lay-hee oh-dee-lay-hee O FARKWTFBBQ!!?!?11?
 
Slappy the Noodle
2007-12-22 11:01:33 PM
You mutton stop looking for the perpetrators!
 
Saracuda
2007-12-22 11:05:06 PM
Were they standing on somebody's car or something?

/Didn't read TFA
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2007-12-22 11:06:40 PM
I want to know how exactly they did it. Stampeding goats is only slightly more difficult than herding cats.
 
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