Anybody catch the image on the right?



Belly dancer. Yum!

Woman drives at 10mph on a 70mph highway

Otherwise know as impeding traffic flow.

/DRTFA.

Why are all those cars driving backwards?

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

move at the speed of traffic or take a bus.

driving signifigantly below the speed limit is just as much of a safety hazard as driving signifigantly above it.

guess they don't have speed minimums on highways in jolly old england.

FarkOf40000Years: Why are all those cars driving backwards?

Know who else liked driving backwards highways?

My grandmother had a charge like this for going 25mph on the interstate. Her excuse was 'it was raining.' I heard that was a hilarious day in court.

/wish I were there

whats up with these english articles that take twice as long to say the same thing?

coltx: whats up with these english articles that take twice as long to say the same thing?

Longer the article is, the more ads readers will see!

CygnusDarius: Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

Stop, stop, stop. This is becoming much too silly.

ignite ice: coltx: whats up with these english articles that take twice as long to say the same thing?

Longer the article is, the more ads readers will see!

That is shear genius!

'ep, ain't so bad. That's the way I roll too.

"We shall adjourn the case till January 4 when she can appear. I hope she doesn't drive here."

She left two days ago. We hope she'll get there on time.

FarkOf40000Years: Why are all those cars driving backwards?

That's just an editing fluke. Some intern mirrored the image...
=Smidge=

Falcc: CygnusDarius: Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

Stop, stop, stop. This is becoming much too silly.

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous comment in thread about silliness. Some of my best friends such as Bevets and Rotsky are silly.

Yours faithfully,
Commandar John McCain, Emperor Emeritus of the Colony of Arizona.

Angel of Death: "I have suffered from a driving anxiety for some time and I have been receiving counselling for the problem. I apologise for my behaviour. I think a driver improvement course would help."

THEN DON'T FARKING DRIVE, YOU GODDAMNED ASSTARD.

THIS

FTW!

Angel of Death: "I have suffered from a driving anxiety for some time and I have been receiving counselling for the problem. I apologise for my behaviour. I think a driver improvement course would help."

THEN DON'T FARKING DRIVE, YOU GODDAMNED ASSTARD.


shhh... logic, it doesn't work

Yoohoo - farkultramongolibertarians? Why aren't you all convening here to defend this woman's right to do wha'evah she want?

/tinder; flint, steel

Perodua Kenari


/what the hell is this thingy

Todd300: Falcc: CygnusDarius: Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

Stop, stop, stop. This is becoming much too silly.

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous comment in thread about silliness. Some of my best friends such as Bevets and Rotsky are silly.

Yours faithfully,
Commandar John McCain, Emperor Emeritus of the Colony of Arizona.


Isn't Bevets one of those "joke names", sir?

I do not post well, please elaborate.

bolzy: Perodua Kenari
/what the hell is this thingy

Wasn't Perodua Kenari a rogue trader in the 5th Star Wars film?

I'd get out of my car, jog up next to her and tell her to get off the road

bolzy: Perodua Kenari


/what the hell is this thingy

An aluminum falcon?

skinink: I do not post well, please elaborate.

Posting is when you word with pixels and letters and stuff.

Was Graham Crowden in the passenger seat? Hilarity might have been ensuing!

Someone needs to plant a couple kilos of Columbian bam-bam under the car and call the cops on her.

Worked for Ricky Bobby. "IM GOING FAST AGAIN!"

She said: "I have suffered from a driving anxiety for some time and I have been receiving counselling for the problem. I apologise for my behaviour. I think a driver improvement course would help."

No, it won't. Just don't drive, lady.

I don't even think my car idles at 10 MPH... I can't imagine trying to drive on a highway at that speed! Imagine being a passenger in that car, it would be scary as hell!

/flow with traffic FTW!

So the "News; Fark" headlines, do they really do it for anyone else? I mean, I would prefer the headline be succinct and stick to the details of the story that make it post-worthy here, rather than summing up the "news" part as well.

But I guess it gets greenlit at a pretty high rate. Whatever.

There she is
There is Slow Racer
She's a snail on wheels
She's a snail and he's gonna be gettin in the way of someone.

You're coming up on her so you better look alive.
She's busy revvin' down and braking the Mach 5.

And when the odds are against her
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Slow Racer
Will take it nice and slow.

Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer, slow!

She's off and getting passed by a box turtle
She's jammin' down the brake like she'll never cross this hurdle
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer, slow!

VonFlapjack: Yoohoo - farkultramongolibertarians? Why aren't you all convening here to defend this woman's right to do wha'evah she want?

/tinder; flint, steel

Driving is not a right, it is a privledge. Any law they make for it is too farkin' bad.

Oznog: There she is
There is Slow Racer
She's a snail on wheels
She's a snail and he's gonna be gettin in the way of someone.

You're coming up on her so you better look alive.
She's busy revvin' down and braking the Mach 5.

And when the odds are against her
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Slow Racer
Will take it nice and slow.

Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer, slow!

She's off and getting passed by a box turtle
She's jammin' down the brake like she'll never cross this hurdle
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer
Go Slow Racer, slow!

More win then I expected this late on a friday. "Ooh! Ahh! OH?!"

If she has a driving anxiety she should just get a motercycle and ride wherever she goes.

Eh? Justice served against someone who was creating a hazard by going too SLOW!? What's going on here?

\Oh, not in the US
\\Silly me

vygramul: In some states (Virginia being one) it is illegal to do the speed limit in the left-hand lane if traffic is going significantly faster.

Doesn't Virginia also have those absurd traffic fines? Something like $5000 tacked on if you're some amount over the limit. I think I'm picking up on a correlation.

\Damned if you do.
\\Damned if you don't.

Having read the description of her driving, I'd say her "fear of driving" was well-founded!!

Bathia_Mapes: CygnusDarius: Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

Todd300: Falcc: CygnusDarius: Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous thread in
this fine webpage about the women who can't drive. Some of my best friends
are women, and only a FEW of them are lousy drivers.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Mrs. Charles Arthur Strong, Talking on the cellphone and drinking coffee while driving my SUV.

Stop, stop, stop. This is becoming much too silly.

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous comment in thread about silliness. Some of my best friends such as Bevets and Rotsky are silly.

Yours faithfully,
Commandar John McCain, Emperor Emeritus of the Colony of Arizona.

Stop that! Too silly!

Ahh, it's good to know there's still some humor in Fark.

/See? Quoting Monty Python is good to end possible flamewars
//Wink wink nudge nudge

She is a danger on the road! Don't let the lady drive. 10mph!?? She's going to cause a serious accident.

Woman got a ticket for driving under the speed limit?

Oh. She's in the UK. That explains it.


/In the US our police only write speeding tickets
//You have to HIT a police car to get written up for anything else

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