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(CNN)   Authorities not going to enforce statutory rape laws in Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy since celebrities are always whores   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 77
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2007-12-20 06:15:46 AM
I bet if had been my seed that did the deed, I'd be in jail right now engaged to big guy named Tiny,
 
2007-12-20 07:11:42 AM
if this had been a normal kid with normal parents then no charges would have been filed. statutory charges are usually raised by the parents of the defiled daughter, not the state.

aw f*ck me, i just commented in a spears family thread. shoot me now.
 
2007-12-20 07:19:12 AM
Well, that is pretty much the truth, isn't it?
 
2007-12-20 07:22:20 AM
From TFA: "You have a disturbing disparity in how these laws are enforced," said Jonathan Turley, a law professor at George Washington University. "I have no problem at all with nailing adults who sleep with children, but I have a problem with the prosecution of teenagers in consensual relationships."

Nailing indeed.
 
2007-12-20 07:42:47 AM
she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."

Normal, suuuurrrreeee.
 
2007-12-20 07:56:43 AM
content.answers.com

Penis gored.
 
2007-12-20 08:01:11 AM
Trollop.
 
2007-12-20 08:01:23 AM
they all want the cock
 
2007-12-20 08:06:02 AM
Yeah we don't have space in our jails for teen parents anyway cuz we need room for all the drug offenders.
 
2007-12-20 08:06:48 AM
Boy, I bet that kid down in Georgia that just got out of jail for statutory rape is going to be pissed when he hears about this.
 
2007-12-20 08:10:56 AM
www.foxnews.com

Does not approve.

(Nor is he surprised)
 
2007-12-20 08:26:01 AM
Authorities not going to enforce statutory rape laws in Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy since she's white trash.

Fixed it.
 
2007-12-20 08:34:38 AM
The Devil went down to Georgia; He was looking for a soul to steal...

/got nothing
//know she's not going to Georgia
 
2007-12-20 08:35:11 AM
FTFA - Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."

HEHE HAW!
 
2007-12-20 08:37:20 AM
Yeah, after the Genarlowe Wilson thing, it's pretty much open season on 15-16 year old girls if you're a 17-19 year old guy.
 
2007-12-20 08:38:39 AM
www.juniorcelebs.com
 
2007-12-20 08:39:10 AM
I submitted this with a Chris Hansen headline.
 
2007-12-20 08:45:33 AM
isn't the father 18 and she 16? I'm pretty sure that falls into the age of consent.


why am I commenting on this? I'm already annoyed with this "news".
 
2007-12-20 08:51:20 AM
"You have a disturbing disparity in how these laws are enforced," said Jonathan Turley, a law professor at George Washington University. "I have no problem at all with nailing adults who sleep with children, but I have a problem with the prosecution of teenagers in consensual relationships."

He's missing the point. They're incapable of consent until their 18th birthday (16th or 17th in some states, and in other locations unless there's less than a 3-year difference in age). But other than that, totally incapable of consent.
 
2007-12-20 08:53:05 AM
I knew two 14 year old girls who were sleeping/living with their 21, 22 y.o. boyfriends. And the only thing that mattered to me was I was damn jealous of the guys. This was in the 1970s.

Oh, and one of them stayed with the guy to this day, 30+ yrs later, they own property in downtown Chicago, professional careers both. The other one wasn't supremely damaged either, just was 14 when her 'adult' life started.

Nowadays the guys would have been jailed .
 
2007-12-20 08:56:33 AM
FTA: "If you prosecuted, even with misdemeanors, all those cases, you'd clog up the justice system with kids having sex," she said. "It's a social issue -- and it may be something that parents don't want to happen or wish wouldn't happen at that age -- but it shouldn't be a crime."

Maybe they won't prosecute her boyfriend because they're both white?
 
2007-12-20 08:58:10 AM
FeedTheCollapse: isn't the father 18 and she 16? I'm pretty sure that falls into the age of consent.

19.

thenateman: He's missing the point. They're incapable of consent until their 18th birthday (16th or 17th in some states, and in other locations unless there's less than a 3-year difference in age). But other than that, totally incapable of consent.

Yeah, you'd think that a law professor at GWU would understand the difference between forcible rape and statutory rape. Forcible rape victims are capable of giving consent but do not; statutory rape "victims" are incapable of giving consent, as the law regards them as too young to understand the consequences of their actions.

I'd say that was definitely the case, although I guess the age depends on the state where conception occurred. They might have an alibi for being in West Virginia or wherever else they'd be within the law's protection.
 
2007-12-20 08:59:38 AM
AirForceVet:

Maybe they won't prosecute her boyfriend because they're both white trash


FTFY
 
2007-12-20 09:03:08 AM
AirForceVet:
Maybe they won't prosecute her boyfriend because they're both white trash

No, it's because they're cousins.
 
2007-12-20 09:04:31 AM
Generation D

When I was in high school, guys in my class had to date women who were underclassmen because the girls in our own class all had older boyfriends that were either away at college or had jobs! I knew of many such incidents of a 20-something guy banging a 16-17 year old in our school. Thing is, no one really said anything about it or thought it unusual.

Now we've got these whackjob prosecutors locking up kids who fark other kids their own age! WTF???

Although, that reality will come in handy when dealing with my daughter as a teenager...

"If you have sex, sweetheart, not only could you get pregnant or get an STD, YOU COULD GO TO JAIL!"
 
2007-12-20 09:06:50 AM
See, if she only gave better blowjobs, she wouldn't be in this mess.

/ducks
//unlike JLS
 
2007-12-20 09:07:36 AM
AirForceVet

Maybe they won't prosecute her boyfriend because they're both white?


and rich...

It's true, though...if she had gotten knocked up by a fellow who looks like our Georgia friend, he'd be locked up right now finding out what a real "sex offense" is!
 
2007-12-20 09:11:10 AM
I wonder if their mom is still planning to write a book on parenting?
 
2007-12-20 09:14:15 AM
Generation_D: I knew two 14 year old girls who were sleeping/living with their 21, 22 y.o. boyfriends. And the only thing that mattered to me was I was damn jealous of the guys. This was in the 1970s.

.


Wow, so the 70s had pathetic losers who can't handle people their own age as well.
 
2007-12-20 09:17:37 AM
Why do I have this feeling we're going to see 2-3 Jamie Lynn Spears greenlights a DAY!?!?

Jamie Lynn is the new Britney?
 
2007-12-20 09:20:37 AM
You can't spell Lolita without LOL.
 
2007-12-20 09:23:32 AM
Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."

That might be the funniest damn thing I've read all year. FARK or otherwise. Especially her referring to her child as "it," which suggests that she'll probably be as emotionally detached from her child as her sister is to her own.
 
2007-12-20 09:23:48 AM
arcas: I wonder if their mom is still planning to write a book on parenting?

I hate to be logical here, but I believe pregnant teens need parenting too.


/Not saying Lynn Spears is the one to do it.
//Just sayin.
///You can take the girl out of the trailer...etc.
 
2007-12-20 09:26:31 AM
zappaisfrank: Generation D

When I was in high school, guys in my class had to date women who were underclassmen because the girls in our own class all had older boyfriends that were either away at college or had jobs! I knew of many such incidents of a 20-something guy banging a 16-17 year old in our school. Thing is, no one really said anything about it or thought it unusual.

Now we've got these whackjob prosecutors locking up kids who fark other kids their own age! WTF???

Although, that reality will come in handy when dealing with my daughter as a teenager...

"If you have sex, sweetheart, not only could you get pregnant or get an STD, YOU COULD GO TO JAIL!"




I think that is the plan. Scare our kids into not having sexual relations. This is the circle that is life.....


1950's again?
 
2007-12-20 09:27:06 AM
Don't give your daughter porn names. Let them choose their own later.

/Oh, and the GA kid would have had no problem had he banged the chick
//GA has archaic sodomy laws
///Go pink, avoid clink
 
2007-12-20 09:38:18 AM
Lynne Spears gazes into the charred pages of her parenting book and gasps "MY God, it's full of FAIL!"
 
2007-12-20 09:42:12 AM
Anonymous poon bandit who impregnated Brittneys 16 y/o sister, I salute you. Well done good sir, you have just secured a life of semi-luxury for yourself.
 
2007-12-20 09:46:14 AM
I don't understand why they (Spears family) don't have abortions. Seems like the simple (and humane) solution.
 
2007-12-20 09:47:54 AM
Phoenix8132: I think that is the plan. Scare our kids into not having sexual relations. This is the circle that is life.....


1950's again?


Sure hope so, means we are only 15 years away from another sexual revolution!!!

Pick your newborn babies now...

/window seat to Hell please
 
2007-12-20 09:47:59 AM
SherKhan: You can't spell Lolita without LOL.

Thread/story ovar!!!!1!1!!
 
2007-12-20 09:50:32 AM
NakedReporta: Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."

That might be the funniest damn thing I've read all year. FARK or otherwise. Especially her referring to her child as "it," which suggests that she'll probably be as emotionally detached from her child as her sister is to her own.


Or she calls the baby it because she doesn't know the sex yet. It's not that unheard of.
 
2007-12-20 10:00:18 AM
Somewhere there is an old guy named Mr. Spears who has stopped reading newspapers. It sucks to be that guy.
 
2007-12-20 10:02:24 AM
glad i pulled out of that family!
 
2007-12-20 10:06:01 AM
Generation_D: I knew two 14 year old girls who were sleeping/living with their 21, 22 y.o. boyfriends. And the only thing that mattered to me was I was damn jealous of the guys. This was in the 1970s

You were jealous of grown men banging children? That's quite disgusting.
 
2007-12-20 10:10:46 AM
Pucca: You were jealous of grown men banging children? That's quite disgusting.

They were obviously hispanic. Everyone knows hispanic women are years ahead of their caucasian counterparts when it comes to the development of secondary sex characteristics.
 
2007-12-20 10:11:12 AM
If you would stop reporting on them,
they will go away.

/i hope.
 
2007-12-20 10:11:22 AM
Phoenix8132

I think that is the plan. Scare our kids into not having sexual relations. This is the circle that is life.....


1950's again?


Well, I was sort of kidding. It's not like kids getting arrested and charged with sex offenses is a complete impossibility. A young girl employee of mine recently got pregnant at age 18 and for a time, there was speculation as to who the father was and one of the candidates was a 15 year old boy! The problem here was that if she wanted to try and press for any sort of child support for the boy or his family, they could have filed stat rape charges against HER in retaliation.

1950's? Perhaps, but I don't consider my daughter's health to be a dated concept. I didn't bring her into the world to be a fark toy for some horny teenage zitbag. I plan to give her the full picture on what is involved with having sex and all the possible consequences, legal as well as medical. This, combined with a sense of self worth and good self esteem should help her make good choices when it comes to this type of thing.
 
2007-12-20 10:12:55 AM
heidi girl: I don't understand why they (Spears family) don't have abortions. Seems like the simple (and humane) solution.

Because babies are the creative output of unimaginative women and like Big Sis Jamie will make a lot of money selling the baby pictures to People and OK! magazines--just as I'm sure OK! paid her a lot of money for the current cover story. Also "taking responsibility" to your average Southerner is "you farked and got pregnant so now you have to have the baby as punishment for the sin of premarital sex."
 
2007-12-20 10:13:12 AM
heidi girl: I don't understand why they (Spears family) don't have abortions. Seems like the simple (and humane) solution.

farm3.static.flickr.com
"That's murder yall!"
 
2007-12-20 10:13:31 AM
Pure Slaughter Value: Everyone knows hispanic women are years ahead of their caucasian counterparts when it comes to the development of secondary sex characteristics.

Su batido de leche trae a todos los muchachos a la yarda.
 
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