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(Starpulse)   Lynne Spears' parenting book put on hold now that daughter No. 2 is knocked up at age 16. FAIL   (starpulse.com) divider line 548
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2007-12-19 02:34:43 PM
Mister Splashy Pants: How To Win Friends and Influence People...By Bill Belicheck

Tips for a Lasting Marriage...By Julia Roberts

The Art of Speaking Clearly...By Ozzy Ozbourne

Living Healthy...By Kieth Richards

These books have all served as invaluable guideposts for my life.

/Celebrities...is there anything they don't know?

//how will I know how to raise my children now?


For the record: Ozzy Ozbourne is perfectly intelligble when he sings but completely unintelligible when he speaks. I don't understand why or how, but its true. Perhaps if he just sang everything and didn't bother with speaking he would be better off.

If Keef (as the Stones fans like to call him) wrote a book, it should be titled How To Do Massive Amounts of Drugs and Survive Most of Your Peers
 
2007-12-19 02:35:57 PM
i33.photobucket.com
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2007-12-19 02:36:03 PM
So does that mean she will be an out of work, unmarried mom? I'm thinking that Nickelodeon may not want an unmarried teenage mom as a lead character in a tv show.
 
2007-12-19 02:37:20 PM
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2007-12-19 02:38:16 PM
Sunny Ray: I am sure that many of you Farkers are the result of Failed Granparents, so I suggest that you just STFU and welcome another one of God's Gifts into this world, assuming the child is carried to term and born.

So angry
 
2007-12-19 02:38:33 PM
i24.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-19 02:39:37 PM
Based on that posting of the legal code for their state....

Boy, if they get arrested for this, I think I might have to do the Happy Dance for a solid 5 minutes.

That'd be just awesome.
 
2007-12-19 02:39:38 PM
dzine: How I ever become 'stuck' is beyond me, but I'm still trying to figure out how to 'unstuck' myself.

In my opinion, most of the trouble women find themselves is caused because they are in such a rush to feel progress they make the kind of poor decisions you make when you never stop and think.

Then the rush to fix everything is still half-baked and ill conceived and causes more problems.

I've worked in helping those with money problems, and few have actual money problems. People have other problems that their problems with money merely expose.
 
2007-12-19 02:39:48 PM
i232.photobucket.com
/quick and dirty MSPaint
 
2007-12-19 02:41:11 PM
Ld.Edward: Yeah, you know, where YOUR case may be different...in this case, 16 year olds shouldn't be having sex. That would have stopped that whole pregnancy thing...DUH

Why shouldn't 16 year olds be having sex???? I never got anyone pregnant and it was the best part of high school.
 
2007-12-19 02:41:23 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Are you a sissy boy per chance? For some reason I see you in pink...
 
2007-12-19 02:41:59 PM
dzine:

...something something something something stripper something something something....

/Lost my focus there....
 
2007-12-19 02:42:33 PM
dzine: Saying you're a stripper on Fark? You've got some huge eggs*. Good luck with moving on from that though.

*I just heard this phrasing from a lesbian coworker and I think it is awesome.
 
2007-12-19 02:42:34 PM
Xerxes99

That's hilarious! =D
 
2007-12-19 02:42:47 PM
OK, so I have a theory about this. The National Enquirer got sued last summer for printing a story about her being pregnant. People are saying so how can that be true if she's just 12 weeks?

My theory is that she was pregnant then, aborted, and now she's pregnant again and having it because the shooting season for her TV show is over and it wasn't last summer. I just think she's that stupid and fark that hypocritical "christian" stuff they're spouting.
 
2007-12-19 02:43:04 PM
ok, how many times is this farkin shiat garbage fark fark shiat going to be greenlit in one farkin day?!?
 
2007-12-19 02:43:18 PM
WhatHeSaid: Tat'dGreaser

Are you a sissy boy per chance? For some reason I see you in pink...


Wha? When the hell did you get this expression?
 
2007-12-19 02:44:01 PM
sauce_jenkins-ok, how many times is this farkin shiat garbage fark fark shiat going to be greenlit in one farkin day?!?

Hmmm...I give up. How many?
 
2007-12-19 02:44:15 PM
i126.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-19 02:44:38 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Expression, or impression? hahahaha...
 
2007-12-19 02:45:56 PM
WhatHeSaid: Tat'dGreaser

Expression, or impression? hahahaha...


fark! Yes, fail and all that. You know what the hell I mean. Who the hell are you anyways? Are you stalking me?
 
2007-12-19 02:48:05 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Yes, I'm stalking you...

/and your color is pink
 
2007-12-19 02:48:38 PM
This is my new favorite thread. I had to add my own FAIL PIC
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2007-12-19 02:49:16 PM
WhatHeSaid: Yes, I'm stalking you...

/and your color is pink


Got-damnit, not another one.

Why pink? Do I look like a popular person or someone who shops at Abercrombie?
 
2007-12-19 02:49:42 PM
dzine-

-Hopefully the 'conclusion' to your story hasn't been written yet. Good luck...
 
2007-12-19 02:50:06 PM
wantyou2wantme: I don't have that one, but here's my kitty...

Shouldn't that one be "I love this tread so much"?
 
2007-12-19 02:50:16 PM
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2007-12-19 02:50:19 PM
lexslamman: Can we, as Americans, trade the entire southern portion of our population for Mexicans?

Yes, because nothing failtastic EVER happens north of the Mason/Dixon.
 
2007-12-19 02:50:41 PM
i24.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-19 02:50:49 PM
www.mydogscrap.com
 
2007-12-19 02:51:02 PM
Tat'dGreaser

check your email
 
2007-12-19 02:53:46 PM
WhatHeSaid: Tat'dGreaser

check your email


Hahaha I should have known!

i126.photobucket.com

That's me.
 
2007-12-19 02:55:14 PM
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-19 02:55:40 PM
Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: One should look at why America chooses to assault this family as they do. That is where the blame lies. A raping at the hands of the celebrity media has created another child. Her mother could do nothing but sit back and watch the assault take place. Why? Jealousy over a family that became rich? Who knows.

So, if I understand correctly, what he is saying is,

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"

inlinethumb25.webshots.com

Hmm, Chris Crocker is a Fark troll. Who knew?
 
2007-12-19 02:56:21 PM
Tat'dGreaser

I wouldn't go that far...oh wait! Yes I would...not really, yeah, no...well...

/how 'bout those Spears women? How old is Mommy anyway?
 
2007-12-19 02:56:43 PM
droptone: dzine: Saying you're a stripper on Fark? You've got some huge eggs*. Good luck with moving on from that though.

Wait wait wait what?

*scroll scroll scroll*
 
2007-12-19 02:56:54 PM
Her mother could do nothing but sit back and watch the assault take place.


Total, absolute cop-out.

Abdication of responsibility.

Crap.
 
2007-12-19 02:57:55 PM
I think Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy is a closet rapist. He is obsessed with rape and assult. Every post he does is on that subject. Kind of like the closet gay republican denouncing homosexuality.
 
2007-12-19 02:58:18 PM
petimage.bunnyherolabs.com
 
2007-12-19 03:00:06 PM
Where is the cake pic.... It's an loler forsure.
 
2007-12-19 03:01:12 PM
came here for hot spears' pictures and was sorely disappointed.
 
2007-12-19 03:02:39 PM
my.stratos.net
 
2007-12-19 03:03:31 PM
Ophelia's Snorkel: Cheery Pi: Can someone post the kitten hugging the thread with the caption "I love this thread so much!"

I dont know how :(

\I fail :(

No kitties, but you can have this:


OMG WTF IS THAT THING!!!!11!

/kill it!!
 
2007-12-19 03:03:56 PM
devilslefthand: came here for hot spears' pictures and was sorely disappointed.

Try the first one from earlier today. This is the Fail thread.
 
2007-12-19 03:05:13 PM
www.retroactive.com

"...and I just pooped from there."
 
2007-12-19 03:05:24 PM
fatal_exception: devilslefthand: came here for hot spears' pictures and was sorely disappointed.

Try the first one from earlier today. This is the Fail thread.


I see.... muchos gracias.
 
2007-12-19 03:05:27 PM
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2007-12-19 03:05:58 PM
Just dropped in for the fail pics. Not disappointed one bit. Nice work people. Keep it up.
 
2007-12-19 03:07:20 PM
WhatHeSaid: /how 'bout those Spears women? How old is Mommy anyway?

I believe epic fail kind of wraps it up nice and neat like.
 
2007-12-19 03:08:13 PM
devilslefthand: fatal_exception: devilslefthand: came here for hot spears' pictures and was sorely disappointed.

Try the first one from earlier today. This is the Fail thread.

I see.... muchos gracias.


Hey, no problemo.
 
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