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(Starpulse)   Lynne Spears' parenting book put on hold now that daughter No. 2 is knocked up at age 16. FAIL   (starpulse.com) divider line 548
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2007-12-19 10:58:08 AM  
my.voyager.net
 
2007-12-19 11:07:04 AM  
What, Federline got Britney's mom pregnant??
 
2007-12-19 11:08:17 AM  
Classic.

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2007-12-19 11:14:04 AM  
Well this could turn into an epic "Fail" picture thread.

/warms up the right mouse button
 
2007-12-19 11:14:54 AM  
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

If only there were some methods of preventing pregnancies....
 
2007-12-19 11:16:08 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:16:59 AM  
Diogenes: "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

If only there were some methods of preventing pregnancies....


While that is true in most cases I got pregnant on the pill, which had worked successfully for 4 years up until that evening, and condoms. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt until I hear otherwise.
 
2007-12-19 11:20:18 AM  
what a farking idiot
 
2007-12-19 11:20:42 AM  
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/obligatory
 
2007-12-19 11:20:47 AM  
And here in my heart I thought the Spears family were paragons of all that is good and virtuous in the world. I feel cheated.

/I'm waiting for some lawyer from California to say he's the father.
 
2007-12-19 11:22:45 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:24:40 AM  
Gwendolyn: Diogenes: "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

If only there were some methods of preventing pregnancies....

While that is true in most cases I got pregnant on the pill, which had worked successfully for 4 years up until that evening, and condoms. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt until I hear otherwise.


Let's say that the combination of Birth Control and Condoms gives a 99.99% chance of preventing pregnancy. That still leaves one in every 10,000. Consider how many people are farking right this very second, assured that the condom and/or BC is protecting them from pregnancy.

It's not as rare as you'd think.
 
2007-12-19 11:25:13 AM  
My word. Somebody should have told Jamie Lynn that a penis in the vagina usually leads to pregnancy if precautions are not taken.
 
2007-12-19 11:25:44 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:27:07 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:29:14 AM  
All this makes Alec Baldwin look like Father of the Century.

All kids need a little "you thoughtless little pig!"-type discipline in their lives.
 
2007-12-19 11:35:55 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:37:07 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:38:54 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:39:49 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:40:36 AM  
Gwendolyn: While that is true in most cases I got pregnant on the pill, which had worked successfully for 4 years up until that evening, and condoms. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt until I hear otherwise.

Fair enough, but would you really extend that benefit to any of the Spears? ;-)
 
2007-12-19 11:41:16 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:42:49 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:44:58 AM  
I don't see what the big deal is. This kid getting pregnant isn't like some poor schlub getting pregnant. She's got dough. It's not like she was going to college or anything. So, she's starting a bit early? I don't get all the schadenfreude.
 
2007-12-19 11:45:28 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:47:45 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:49:14 AM  
"She's never late for her curfew."

This just in: kids fark during the day.
 
2007-12-19 11:49:21 AM  
That is between Fir and Gumwood.
 
2007-12-19 11:49:43 AM  
Andric

OH MY GAWD!!! POOR BABY!!!
 
2007-12-19 11:49:43 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:49:52 AM  
So, beyond all the FAIL pics, has anybody considered how the mother of one train wreck (Britney) managed to get a contract to write a parenting book in the first place?
 
2007-12-19 11:50:18 AM  
The only person less qualified to write a parenting book is Barbara Bush.
 
2007-12-19 11:50:47 AM  
What can I say? After all she is her sister's sister.
 
2007-12-19 11:51:05 AM  
Leopold Stotch: So, beyond all the FAIL pics, has anybody considered how the mother of one train wreck (Britney) managed to get a contract to write a parenting book in the first place?

Because she has the same last name of her famous daughter, that is all that it takes.

Keep the fail pics coming.
 
2007-12-19 11:51:06 AM  
www.cs.helsinki.fi
 
2007-12-19 11:51:08 AM  
Her condition is as much the fault of the media and the mindless drones who consume the filth they write as it is the young man who did this to her.
 
2007-12-19 11:52:02 AM  
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2007-12-19 11:52:04 AM  
Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.
 
2007-12-19 11:52:56 AM  
www.textually.org

APPROVES
 
2007-12-19 11:53:07 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

She was responsible for raising them to be well adjusted individuals. She epically failed on that one, TWICE
 
2007-12-19 11:53:11 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

wow. Just wow.
 
2007-12-19 11:53:15 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

They are not. They are the fault of society. After all, a parent can't be expected to instill values or teach life lessons.
 
2007-12-19 11:53:25 AM  
Just change the title to "How to Raise a Pop Star" and trailer trash will still buy it.

/The Spears are normal... depending on where your from.
 
2007-12-19 11:53:28 AM  
Leopold Stotch: So, beyond all the FAIL pics, has anybody considered how the mother of one train wreck (Britney) managed to get a contract to write a parenting book in the first place?

The same reason OJ can get a book to outline what he'd have done if he were the one to kill his wife.
 
2007-12-19 11:53:46 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

Really?
 
2007-12-19 11:53:51 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

Everything your kids do is a reflection back on you, like it was with you and your parents.
 
2007-12-19 11:53:58 AM  
www.doingitwrong.com
 
2007-12-19 11:54:01 AM  
i87.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-19 11:54:03 AM  
So Pete and Repeat were hanging out on the mainpage...
 
2007-12-19 11:54:16 AM  
WhatHeSaid: Someone please explain to me how the actions of her children are her fault.

Not her fault per se, but when you have both offspring getting themselves into some very public trouble, one cannot help but to question the parenting ability of this particular mother.
 
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