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#2 [TotalFark]
2002-10-14 09:01:20 PM  
Hmmm....Ya think the bet was more than their bail?
 
2002-10-15 12:36:35 AM  
Jacksonville is almost Georgia.
 
2002-10-15 02:51:18 AM  
Envane: AAAAHAHAHAHAH!

Too true. (I should know, being from the duh-nshine state)
 
2002-10-15 02:51:53 AM  
Or, if you prefer, the dunce-shine state.
 
2002-10-15 03:47:45 AM  
I've had that dream...


..and then the horns kick in...
 
2002-10-15 03:50:09 AM  
kinda makes you wonder what the bet was for Hmmmmmm
 
2002-10-15 03:52:27 AM  
I'll bet they were a popular item with the other prisoners.
 
2002-10-15 03:56:52 AM  
im glad they were arrested

male nudity in public is not a good thing. However female nudity in public should be legal and encouraged :D

im now off to pack for my trip to hell
 
2002-10-15 04:02:15 AM  
I'm guessing they're a couple. Wonder if they'll get separate cells? Or will the wardens pass them around the cellblock to relieve the other prisoners' sexual tension. After all, this is Florida.
 
2002-10-15 04:05:54 AM  
Ah the wonders of intoxication. I don't think I'd ever be stupid enough to strip in public no matter how pissed I got...
 
2002-10-15 04:07:18 AM  
I'm curious as to the definition of 'indecent exposure'. I mean, couldn't a 300 lb man or woman wearing a thong be considered 'indecent'? Or, to keep things somewhat fair, a 80 lb man or women wearing a cut-off shirt that shows their ribs? Seems a pretty arbitrary definition, to me. Just food for thought...
 
2002-10-15 04:08:20 AM  
They were 45 minutes into their little stroll....

You'd think the novelty would have worn off after a few blocks - and shocked passersby...
 
2002-10-15 04:16:44 AM  
Sterben: aren't really ugly people indecent exposure then?
 
2002-10-15 04:26:02 AM  
Main Entry: de.cent
Pronunciation: 'dE-s[^&]nt
Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin decent-, decens, present participle of decEre to be fitting; akin to Latin decus honor, dignus worthy, Greek dokein to seem, seem good
Date: 1539

1 archaic a : APPROPRIATE b : well-formed : HANDSOME

2 a : conforming to standards of propriety, good taste, or morality b : modestly clothed

3 : free from immodesty or obscenity

4 : fairly good but not excellent : ADEQUATE, SATISFACTORY

5 : marked by moral integrity, kindness, and goodwill
synonym see CHASTE

- de.cent.ly adverb
 
2002-10-15 04:29:14 AM  
I'd do this but the irish weather would make my dick look small. Unless some chick with small hands was holding it on the way home - and what a walk home that would be!
 
2002-10-15 04:44:14 AM  
Speaking of shirts, anyone else distracted by the SbB ad spinning around with the decent chicks in the belly shirts? I can't read what the shirts are saying, but I really don't care. As for these idiots, leave 'em in Florida. That way, we can always saw off Florida like Bugs Bunny did and keep the US idjit free for a day or two.
 
2002-10-15 04:53:15 AM  
They were nude. Big deal. Seems like a stupid thing to arrest someone for.
 
2002-10-15 04:55:38 AM  
These two men were walking at 1am, who were they going to hurt? Did the police think maybe one had a sniper-rifle hidden someplace (hate to think where), or do they have nothing better to do at 1am?

btw Truthslayer, you'd have to saw off more than florida to be idjit free.. tsunami a few thousand miles wide might work though :)
 
2002-10-15 05:11:14 AM  
i once walked home naked, from prom... =(.
 
2002-10-15 05:29:20 AM  
They have started arresting breast-bearing babes at Mardi Gras festivities in the last few years...

Now THAT IS a crime !! (unless they are the skanky ones)
 
2002-10-15 05:40:46 AM  
I'm naked right now.
 
2002-10-15 05:51:05 AM  
Darn, no pics. At least we should know if they where hot or not...
 
2002-10-15 06:53:09 AM  
This reminds me of a scene from Leatal Weapon.
Hey why did they not use that as an excuss.
LOL, ... Um some kindnapers abducted us and took all our clothing...
 
2002-10-15 06:58:30 AM  
DakotaBoy88: Be advised both were male. unless you're into that sort of thing.
 
2002-10-15 07:13:55 AM  
Walking to your OWN home naked is okay...

Remember the guy who wandered into his neighbor's house naked?? (and somewhat inebriated, I recall)
 
2002-10-15 08:43:15 AM  
i'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time
 
2002-10-15 08:59:04 AM  
WWJD?
 
Ni!
2002-10-15 09:00:06 AM  
I have to agree with arresting these 2. I'm totally straight, but naked men just aren't pretty to look at.
 
Ni!
2002-10-15 09:02:29 AM  
Um, to clarify...naked from the waist down I mean. I love a good chest and shoulders.
 
2002-10-15 09:08:37 AM  
Dont any of you remember streaking or just being young and dumb. I can easiely see how this would happen but still they should have gotten busted. I have a 13 Yr. Old daughter and if they were in my heighborhood I'm afraid I would have to kick their ass.To the dorks dissin Fla. and Georgia whats the deal while Jacksonville is kind of redneck and smeels bad the rest of the state is kick ass, and here in Atlanta I dont recall anything like this happening, mabey you'r just jealous that all the money and jobs have left the north to move to Atlanta, gas is $1.22 a gal. clothes are less & food & many other items and the women dont look like Peggy Bundy.
 
2002-10-15 10:01:12 AM  
KaylaKane-The rest of the country knows how to vote.
 
2002-10-15 10:29:31 AM  
Kudos to the fine men and women of my hometown.

KaylaKane: We Jacksonvillians know how to write well-thought-out, complete sentences.
 
2002-10-15 10:41:39 AM  
can you say .......... FAGS !!!!
 
2002-10-15 11:05:15 AM  
Yes, Ritzcat; because everyone knows gay men are always naked.
Can you say..........CLOSET CASE !!!!
 
2002-10-15 11:21:12 AM  
So men walking around naked is something that doesn't happen all the time? Must be another one of those "only on a college campus" things. God I love my 3 to 1 ratio.
 
2002-10-15 11:28:56 AM  
Damnit, I always miss the fark worthy stories on jacksonville.com, thought this wasn't really that worthy. Yeah Jax basically is Southern GA, how would I know though I've only been in jacksonville, FL for 6 years. People just say that a lot around here. I like that this town isn't important enough to have terrorists or snipers, and we've had cable modems since like 1996 (in lucky parts of town). One of the most technologically advanced smallish cities in the south. Its no Atlanta of course, nor would I want it to be.
 
2002-10-15 11:44:42 AM  
Cop: What's going on here?
Naked man: "Well, I was at this party. The hostess turns out the lights and sez, 'Now, everybody get naked and go to town!'
I guess I must be the first one here?"
 
2002-10-15 12:28:10 PM  
After reading the article I realize taht they were a couple of drunk guys, probably fat too, but that can't stop my imagination. I'm going to stick with the initial thought I had that it was two 18 year old girls who had dared each other to walk home naked and as they walked, naked, with no way to cover themselves they just got more and more turned on by the excitement of exhibitionism until they turned to each other a just fulfilled all of their (and my) desires in one long, loud, messy expression of sexual exploration.


Mmm mmm mmm that's a tasty thought.
 
2002-10-15 12:56:40 PM  
Tricky Chicken -"The rest of the country knows how to vote."

The actual error reported on the ballets was the same as most other states... There also were other states that reported the same problem, but they were ignored since only Florida had enought electoral collage votes (25) to have made a difference. For some reason I want to say Montana was one of the reported states, but only because the 3 Electoral collage votes rings a bell (and the "M") Florida has been dealing with an unjustified bad rap ever since. Stupid voting practices are not limited to one state...

Second...

I went to collage at Purdue University for a while... before realizing it's FARKING COLD in Indiana.. and they had the "Nude Olympics" Where idiots from the all-male dorm would run around the main fountain and back, in the dead of winter. Stupid is not limited to one state.

Lastly... Oh MY GOD!!!! Naked men running around outside only a few blocks from where I live!?! From now on, I don't just lock the door, I barracade it with the kitchen table.
 
2002-10-15 01:05:34 PM  
You think Indiana is cold? I just really don't get you damn southerners. Up here in Rochester I'm still wearing shorts and it was down to under 50 degrees in my room last night because that is how I like it. You don't know the meaning of cold.
 
2002-10-15 01:42:59 PM  
I'm a Northerner, but my blood is thining out. Spent most of my life in Indiana, and moved down to Florida just a few years back... I left after the coldest winter central Indiana had in some thirty years...

I'm not going back!!!!
 
2002-10-15 04:44:44 PM  
Hey "Dorkusmalorkus" go fark yourself (or another male as you more than likely prefer)

must have hit a nerve with using the word FAG or something
 
2002-10-15 06:38:07 PM  
Maybe they were on their way to a banya.

Where they would touch each other's pee-pees.
 
2002-10-15 07:57:22 PM  
'Would have been perfectly fine up around Castro Street here in Ess Eff. 'Probably would have scored several "free rides" home too. Heheheheh. "Rides".
 
2002-10-15 11:49:36 PM  
Wow... this article missed a fun detail -

They aren't actually from Jacksonville, they're - get this - Norwegian pilots.

You shoulda seen the mug shots - wearing their new orange jail duds and looking like they were beginning to sober up to how much their immediate future was going to suck.
 
nix
2002-10-16 12:36:53 AM  
Well I'd like to know who won??
 
2002-10-16 11:36:16 PM  
Atomicfever: some of us spell it "college"...

"me fail english? that's unpossible!" -ralph wiggam
 
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