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2002-10-14 01:05:54 PM
Jesus, I had a seizure just trying to read that.
 
2002-10-14 01:29:18 PM
Take note, farkers. This is effective parenting.

Logweasel

LOL, I know what you mean...almost swallowed my tongue.
 
2002-10-14 01:31:19 PM
While I applaud this dad for being a father to his son, I recommed he take the profits from the sale of the Jeep and invest in a keyboard without a CAPS LOCK button.
 
2002-10-14 01:34:32 PM
GOOD GREEF MY HEAD HURT
 
2002-10-14 01:36:10 PM
NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR DAMN JEEP
 
2002-10-14 01:47:10 PM
THE BUMPER AND PAINT IS THE LOOK THEY LIKE FACTORY JEEP WHEEL WITH NICE TIRES

The man is a born salesman!
 
2002-10-14 01:58:52 PM
How could a grammer like having guy this money get for jeep that is like new with factory jeep wheel?

That is my question.

Damn you BigTuna, you picked the same line to make fun of. Oh well.
 
2002-10-14 02:10:13 PM
THERE A ONE LITTLE SCRATCH ON THE REAL BUMPER ABOUT 2INCHES LONG

complete with fake bumpers to confuse & dassle unsuspecting SUV prey
 
2002-10-14 02:26:57 PM
Wow, real parenting. I always wondered what that looked like.
 
2002-10-14 02:51:29 PM
Reading that caused great pain.
 
2002-10-14 03:00:38 PM
THAT IS PRITTY FUNY IF MY SON EVER GOTTED ADUI I WOULD DO SAME THING SO HE NOT DRIVE DRINKED ANYMORE AND TEACH HMI SOME LESSONS THAT HE SHOULD NOT DIRVE DRUNKED KNOW I NOW HOW GOOD PARENTING IS DONE BECUASE I LIVE IN FLORIDA AND SEE KIDS THAT ARE BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME DRIVING AROUND AND THEY'RE PARENTS DONT CARE ABOUT IT BUT THIS GUY MUST LOVE HISCHILD TOUGHLOVE ITHINK THEY CALL IT HA HA LOL.
 
2002-10-14 03:29:59 PM
E-man you have a future writing E-bay ads for irate fathers.
 
2002-10-14 03:38:59 PM
I wonder which I'd be more embarassed about - the DUI, or the illiterate father.
 
2002-10-14 03:43:16 PM
THANK YOU I COULD OFER MY SERVIXES FOR CHEAP LOW RATE TO TEACH LESSON TOTHER KIDS WHO GET DRINKED UP WITH NOLICENCE OR PLATE.

MAYBE THIS WHY MY SQL COMMANDS NEVER DON'T WORK RIGHT.
 
2002-10-14 04:24:40 PM
If I had the money, I'd buy it just to chastise both of them to their faces.

Was it really necessary to state why he was selling it??
 
2002-10-14 04:28:55 PM
Alton: well, as of this posting he's gotten 133 more visitors than he would have gotten otherwise...
 
2002-10-14 04:44:59 PM
Ran it through Babelfish into Spanish and back again. No change.

The DYED ENERGY LOADED WHITE of WINDOWS of the JEEP of 99 ULULACIÓN EVERYTHING I BOUGHT EAST JEEP FOR MY PLATE NEVER PUT of the SON IN HER and HE OBTAINED a DUI SO CONÓZCALE DO NOT LEAD FOR a YEAR.HE DID NOT OBTAIN the DUI IN THIS BUT MY TRUCK.EVERYTHING IN the JEEP IS WHITE the TOP and the PAINTING IS the GLANCE That HE HAS TASTE OF the WHEEL of the JEEP of the FACTORY WITH the PLEASANT TIRES. GREAT IN The GREAT GAS And IN The JEEP OF SNOW.THESE HE HAS KNOWS TO WORK FOR IN 250000 MILES SO OF ALOT LEADING To The LEFT IN THIS ONE. The JEEP IS PERFECT.NEED NOTHING BUT a CABRITO THAT DRANK TO LEAD PAID ALOT THIS.I FOR THIS JEEP BUT TO WANT TO TAKE LESS To ALOT SO IT LEFT FOR Which ADEAL HAS BEEN MAKING a SUPPLY IN THIS JEEP That YOU WILL NOT BE ALIVE SORRY.I IN COLOARDO IS NOT NO POINT of the MOULD. LLÁMEME PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY THANKS GEORGE OF THE QUESTION 303-423-8919
 
2002-10-14 04:55:10 PM
HA HA!!!
 
2002-10-14 04:55:35 PM
ADEAL HAS BEEN MAKING a SUPPLY IN THIS JEEP That YOU WILL NOT BE ALIVE SORRY

Yikes! Columbian drug cartels are sending coded messages through babelfish!
 
2002-10-14 04:56:23 PM
This looks like some of the e-mails my mother sends me, but at least she doesn't hit the "caps lock" key.
 
2002-10-14 04:56:34 PM
He's lying his ass off. He has two other vehicles for sale on ebay.
 
2002-10-14 04:56:50 PM
Um, yeah he really did have to say why he was selling it.

I am all for it. I wish the father of the prick who killed my father in a DWI crash woulda done this, oh wait the car was totalled. Oh and the dude got off scott free- so while we are concerned about poor little jr.dudes inability to own this stupid JEEP- a little embarassment, a fine, possible jail time- is a heck of a lot to be thankful for cus he coulda killed himself or other people.

What a dick!
 
2002-10-14 04:58:08 PM
Surprised the SOB can even spell DUI!
 
2002-10-14 04:59:05 PM
If he is lying then he's a dick too.

* I've been using that word a lot to day.
 
2002-10-14 04:59:30 PM
Can a guy be a and a at the same time?
 
2002-10-14 05:00:05 PM
THE BUMPER AND PAINT IS THE LOOK THEY LIKE FACTORY JEEP WHEEL WITH NICE TIRES

Reminds me of Viklas from Sweden
 
2002-10-14 05:00:45 PM
"MAD DAD SELL SON JEEP"

me no liek jeep
 
2002-10-14 05:01:35 PM
Can a guy be a HERO and a DUMBASS at the same time?

And can someone find those missing tags for me?

/sloppy html coding
 
2002-10-14 05:02:17 PM
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2002-10-14 05:02:28 PM
That dudes writing skills gave me the "jibblies"
 
2002-10-14 05:02:48 PM
Cns618
Surprised the SOB can even spell DUI!

TOR NOT LIKE YOU MAKE FUN OF SPELLING!

 
2002-10-14 05:02:59 PM
Man type like Frankenstein. Make little sense.



FIRE BAD! WINE GOOD!
 
2002-10-14 05:03:38 PM
And Dad was drunk when he typed up this ad.
 
2002-10-14 05:04:08 PM
You might be on to something there, BigTuna. Cunning fellas, these Colombians.
 
2002-10-14 05:05:07 PM
Good observation, Merk.

Salesmen often use the 'little old lady' story.
Anonymous salesmen often try to convince you that they are armatures, so you will think you can haggle a good deal from them.
 
2002-10-14 05:05:25 PM
You know what would be really cool? If some guy caught his wife making porn and sold her hard drive on e-bay...

3Horn
 
2002-10-14 05:05:34 PM
OMFG TURNIG OFF YUR CAPS LOCK BE DUMBASS.

How did a retard like this ever manage to buy a jeep?

Kudos to him for taking it away from his kid, though.
 
2002-10-14 05:06:06 PM
Father sells son's Jeep for beer money.
 
2002-10-14 05:06:06 PM
Number A, you don't need to shout. Do you know how many internet ettiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you are breaking one. Don't type in all caps.
 
2002-10-14 05:06:57 PM
Uh, I mean "amateurs."

(Farging spellchecker)
 
2002-10-14 05:08:52 PM
Gee, I hope his wife doesnt ever cheat on him..seriously, excellent parenting move. Now his kids friends can see it, and their parents as well. Bet this kids not going to drink and drive again. He(The Dad)can't type, but he can make the tough calls with the kids. Kudos to him.
 
2002-10-14 05:09:29 PM
This man is very smart. Make the kid know what his stupidity cost him.

He won't get another DUI.
 
2002-10-14 05:10:03 PM
Bullshiat his son got DUI, if you look in every classified around the country you'll find millions of shiatty white Cherokees all with the same bullshiat mechanical problems and all their owners trying to get rid of them because they're pieces of shiat. Allah hates Chrysler.

Ain't that some shiat.
 
2002-10-14 05:10:46 PM
 
2002-10-14 05:10:51 PM
Seriously folks... if my Dad talked like that... it would probably drive me to drinking too. Poor kid.
 
2002-10-14 05:12:29 PM
Sausageparty
LMAO

Me, too!

/severe jibblies
 
2002-10-14 05:12:36 PM
I'll do the same to my kid if he ever narcs on my stash..
 
2002-10-14 05:13:24 PM
GODDAMIT !! It has real bumpers ! None of these bumpers made out of macrame or play - doh, but honest to goodness real bumpers ! IT'S A STEAL !
 
2002-10-14 05:14:36 PM
ALL YOUR TRUCK ARE BELONG TO HIGHEST BIDDER, SON.
 
2002-10-14 05:14:54 PM
Man this guy has a grammar problem. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIS...ooops...caps lock.

Effective parenting alright, but, please, please don't home school this kid!!
 
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