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		Ugly ass baby giraffe born at Western Plains Zoo, now needs a name (smh.com.au)		80
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strangeguitar		2007-12-15 10:35:51 PM

I'm partial to naming it "Ozzy".

eqtworld		2007-12-15 11:38:13 PM

eqtworld		2007-12-15 11:41:15 PM

Patriot Giraffe?

If we had enough giraffes, we could prevent the next 9/11 they are very effective at stopping planes.

NSFW or mods. (new window)

Regnad Kcin		2007-12-16 12:21:39 AM

Linda.

SpeelChuck		2007-12-16 12:52:59 AM

Linda Sue.

Ugly ass baby giraffes are the gracefullest baby anythings ever.

MorningBreath		2007-12-16 01:10:42 AM

mohammed

Interrupted Infinitum		2007-12-16 01:25:19 AM

weak-knees Mcgee

xtex		2007-12-16 01:25:57 AM

Mister Splashy Pants II ?

Oroblanco		2007-12-16 01:26:16 AM

OT, but last time I was in Dubbo I went to this coffee place called the Coffee Emporium, I think. Worst coffee I've ever had. Dubbo is dead to me, now.

lunchlady55		2007-12-16 01:26:36 AM

Geoffrey

steelwelder		2007-12-16 01:28:40 AM

Dinner?

/Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Giraffe

Fell In Love With a Chair		2007-12-16 01:34:06 AM

Oh man, this giraffe needs to be named Mr. Splashy Pants BADLY.

Massively Multiplayer Addict		2007-12-16 01:34:29 AM

Is that piss on the ground underneath it? had to take a leak so soon after thudding to the ground?

/its so cute though

LikeALeafOnTheWind		2007-12-16 01:35:15 AM

Mr. LongPants

jennedae		2007-12-16 01:38:25 AM

Spindle.

Links		2007-12-16 01:42:11 AM

Girufia?

In other news, asian wild ass is less asian and less wild every day.

Ironclad2		2007-12-16 01:43:21 AM

Mr. Leafy Pants?

thalidomide new and improved		2007-12-16 01:44:03 AM

how aobut "Giraffy"

spill_thrill		2007-12-16 01:49:47 AM

Super Neck Face

Craptastic		2007-12-16 01:50:30 AM

Stretchie.

hogans		2007-12-16 01:50:34 AM

The Bond Company Stooge		2007-12-16 01:51:04 AM

Knuckles.

hypers36		2007-12-16 01:54:21 AM

Scaliwag popped into my head. Like a pirate.

aCiD99		2007-12-16 01:54:26 AM

MR. SPLASHY PANTS?

Ebert		2007-12-16 01:54:55 AM

Pissy

DVD		2007-12-16 01:58:15 AM

Jerry

JacFlash		2007-12-16 02:04:11 AM

Blumpkin.

HoratioGates		2007-12-16 02:04:43 AM

Stretch

worlddan		2007-12-16 02:05:38 AM

aCiD99: MR. SPLASHY PANTS?

Why of course, "Names of other animals at the zoo reflect their geographic origin." (from the article)

And Mr. Flashy Pants really sums up most Farkers.

Biological Ali		2007-12-16 02:06:47 AM

Brunch

Thrash90210		2007-12-16 02:08:02 AM

Future suitcase?

Biological Ali		2007-12-16 02:08:59 AM

steelwelder: Dinner?

Ah, dammit. Foiled again!

AR55		2007-12-16 02:14:48 AM

Long Neck Lenny, it has that mobster ring to it.

bean_sips		2007-12-16 02:25:47 AM

For some reason I really want it to be named Stick Stickly.

your grandson Frank		2007-12-16 02:35:22 AM

Reginald W. Strathmore, Giraffe

ActualFarkal		2007-12-16 02:47:42 AM

Kaku. Seriously. Where my One Piece homies at?

Sofajockey		2007-12-16 02:47:59 AM

Tal

fred and steve's steakhouse		2007-12-16 02:57:37 AM

The correct name for a Giraffe is Giraffa camelopardalis.

So I suggest Timmy would be nice.

pjbreeze		2007-12-16 02:59:04 AM

Jar Jar Blunts

Mr. Xhin		2007-12-16 02:59:40 AM

Spot

Black Moses		2007-12-16 03:00:08 AM

Gordon

Gordon Reticulovski.

Seanislavski		2007-12-16 03:23:12 AM

"Names of other animals at the zoo reflect their geographic origin."

Gelatinous		2007-12-16 03:38:06 AM

Doodah

Uncle Harry		2007-12-16 03:39:58 AM

xtex: Mister Splashy Pants II ?

Damn you.... almost mine...

mikaloyd		2007-12-16 03:53:28 AM

Seanislavski: "Names of other animals at the zoo reflect their geographic origin."

Kenyanero

JessicaRaven		2007-12-16 03:58:49 AM

Ogali Asiki?

matterri		2007-12-16 04:00:24 AM

Kenny

Keigh		2007-12-16 04:01:25 AM

Stick Stickly ftw
~K~

r1niceboy		2007-12-16 04:17:27 AM

Seanislavski: "Names of other animals at the zoo reflect their geographic origin."

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