....he wore his wife's clothes too


Not that there's anything WRONG with that.

/silk is sooooooo nice
//so I'm told

Approves.

It's not news.... it's decades old!

FTA: Wigan man lived under the floor

Wigga, please.

Where did he make poo?

waiting4godot: Where did he make poo?

Damn you...thats what i wanted to know.

Must be the holiday season...I felt bad for the man as I read it. Not now though, what a farking freak.

waiting4godot: Where did he make poo?

His intestines, I assume.

Oh, you mean where did he PUT it?

Mr Green's first words were "Thank God it's over."


Your long strange trip comes to a neat conclusion. Also you're completely out of your farking mind.

That's completely farking weird.

Rev. Skarekroe: We've been separated for a day and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman!

noice

Bonanza Jellybean: Approves.

NO TOUCHING!!

schief2: IT'S THE BEATING OF HIS HIDEOUS HEART!

Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough (with the Poe reference)!

/first thing that crossed my mind too

Dumbass tag honoring the writers' strike?

The article never really states what he was suspected of doing. Whatever it was, he should know that god forgives him - about six years, 11 months and 21 days ago.

Checkup from the neck-up ordered.

Yeah that guy is a farkin wierdo. Definitely needs to talk to a shrink.

By BigMotherTucker


/Not impressed
//Win the farking lottery, then we will talk.

I'm confused, he hid himself in a 2x6 foot hole for seven years to avoid a prison cell? The cell woulda been club-freaking-med by comparison.

/dumbass tag surrenders

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

Dude looks like a Klingon

coordman: I'm confused, he hid himself in a 2x6 foot hole for seven years to avoid a prison cell? The cell woulda been club-freaking-med by comparison.

/dumbass tag surrenders

LOL'd

"his weight plummeted to seven stones"

What hell does that mean? It's like another language I tell ya!

katghoti: "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

Dude looks like a Klingon

Kahn was human.

/Coordman exposes his hidden inner-dork.

coordman: I'm confused, he hid himself in a 2x6 foot hole for seven years to avoid a prison cell? The cell woulda been club-freaking-med by comparison.

/dumbass tag surrenders

And he was never charged for whatever he did, so he was hiding for nothing.

FTFA: It was while a resident of the sofa

Comedy gold right there, I tells ya.

O-M-G

TheFatManCometh: "his weight plummeted to seven stones"

What hell does that mean? It's like another language I tell ya!

One stone = 14 pounds. GIYF!

Guy obviously had bigger issues than being wanted for questioning by the cops.

Darwin? Darwin? Darwin where are you?

katghoti: Dude looks like a Klingon

I love Aerosmith!

Mister Splashy Pants: Darwin? Darwin? Darwin where are you?

Unfortunately he had SEVEN kids.

Mister Splashy Pants: Darwin? Darwin? Darwin where are you?

You have to die to get a Darwin... Or at least sterilize yourself.

I just want to know, what the heck was his wife doing letting him live his crazy persecution complex out? Why didn't she realise he was totally loop the freakin' loop and get him some help?

If my SO decided he needed to live in the sofa, well that's fine, but only for a week. After that, the men in white coats are coming.

Unless, of course, she encouraged him to hide, maybe he was smelly or maybe she did it for a bet with her friends. Either way, what a whacko couple.

Someone, please put gold paint on this guy's face.

FTA: but his tomb-like bolthole

Definitely misread that at first...and shuddered.

Jazzycat: If my SO decided he needed to live in the sofa, well that's fine, but only for a week. After that, the men in white coats are coming.

You know what it's like. You put something down, then when you look for it, it can't be found. It's fallen down the back of the sofa, and you only find it seven years later...

Barkers.

Car_Ramrod: FTA: but his tomb-like bolthole

Definitely misread that at first...and shuddered.

They knew my gf?

I think we all agree that this guy needs (or needed) a mental check-up, but what about the wife who helped him? Wasn't she just as messed up in the head for keeping him hidden?

How did he clean up the feces and urine? Or maybe his wife bought some XXXXL diapers in some kind of pervert store?

He was never prosecuted for what he was wanted for. Does this mean that he did all of this for nothing?

Somehow, I think there were better alternatives.

Car_Ramrod, lol, same here.

Jazzycat: You must have posted while I was typing. At least someone else noticed.

Geez, how bad did he think prison would be if he thought living in the floor was preferable? Nutty.