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(Fox News)   Tip of the day: If you find a prospective surrogate mother on the Interweb, don't send sperm and money to her. Well, at least not money. It's probably a scam   (foxnews.com) divider line 34
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2007-12-13 11:35:17 PM  
Are these like the shark attacking the helicopter picture?
 
2007-12-13 11:37:19 PM  
You can tell it's a scam. If she was for real she would've just sent for this:
i227.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-14 12:36:13 AM  
...Hello pardon myself a thousand times vor emaling you but GOD has told me that you may be able to help myself. I am UMBELELE GJAWANDARA of Please, Nigeria, and I need your help in removing the amount of 4 000 000 liters of semen left to me by my late husband from out of the Africa. The government of my land will of course confiscate it for they would never allow a woman to live with such a bounty of man-chowder. Will you see fit to assist me in transferring it to the USA, for which you will receive 30% of the semen, I will retain 60%, and we shall delagate 10% for taxes, fees, and bukkakke...
 
2007-12-14 03:06:41 AM  
dahmers love zombie: wins me pot o gold.
 
2007-12-14 07:51:46 AM  
mysite.orange.co.uk

Pic of the womans.
 
2007-12-14 07:54:10 AM  
I jizz on every letter I send, just in case.
 
2007-12-14 07:56:42 AM  
dahmer loves zombie:

Fabulous. Just fabulous.
 
2007-12-14 08:02:12 AM  
I bet she is a white cracker.
 
2007-12-14 08:04:14 AM  
KentuckyBob, nicely done. That made me LOL.
 
2007-12-14 08:05:21 AM  
If I had a dollar for every time I've spent sperm and money thru the mail, I'd have a shiatload of dollars.

Of course, all the money just ends up looking like one thick bill, but I digress.
 
2007-12-14 08:08:00 AM  
That, I'm going to imagine she is too. She's from South Carolina, plus her name is Jessica O'Donnell and her husband's name is Daniel O'Donnell. Add those to the scam pulled and it screams white trash.
 
2007-12-14 08:09:15 AM  
5:1 says that the "donors" are the parents 1-yo daughter and unborn child. Even odds on the 12-yo boy.

100:1 that the "donors" sue the woman for a paternity test.
 
2007-12-14 08:10:22 AM  
Darwin Wins!
 
2007-12-14 08:40:07 AM  
binnster: I jizz on every letter I send, just in case.

Oooh... I was wondering what that was on your Christmas card. I figured you spilled your egg nog.
 
2007-12-14 08:42:33 AM  
O'Donnell told people to send sperm in a plastic cup and use ice packs and a cooler to preserve the fluids


What, like a Dixie cup? How could anyone think this would work?
 
2007-12-14 08:48:18 AM  
She was charged with obtaining money under false pretenses

Wouldn't that make our entire political system illegal?

Sybarite: What, like a Dixie cup? How could anyone think this would work?

I don't know if it's funny, or sad, that they are supposed to have managed to get $14K out of people this way.
 
2007-12-14 08:51:37 AM  
This happened about two miles from me. I don't think I know her. This being a pretty small town, I'mn surprised I don't.
i201.photobucket.comhttp://">
Better story at : http://www.gwdtoday.com/
 
2007-12-14 08:52:05 AM  
Sybarite: O'Donnell told people to send sperm in a plastic cup and use ice packs and a cooler to preserve the fluids


What, like a Dixie cup? How could anyone think this would work?


Well of course it would work.

Unless someone failed to observe the "This Side Up" arrow.
 
2007-12-14 08:54:08 AM  
Also,
My hometown online newspaper listed above is giving away $100 for the 4 millionth hit today, so click away....
 
2007-12-14 09:01:14 AM  
So, men paid her to accept their semen?

Sounds like she found a way to take all the hard work out of prostitution. Bravo!
 
2007-12-14 10:11:41 AM  
I would never give live swimmers to anyone that I didn't know and trust implicitly (and I'm still trying to figure out a situation where I would do even that, short of by the traditional method and with some kind of birth control.)

I'm sure that this is a straight up scam, but let's say I'm wrong and she does have a bun in the oven from one of her donors. Whaddaya want to bet that she is intending to keep the crotchfruit and sue for child support?
 
2007-12-14 10:23:44 AM  
I have a garbage can full of tissues and old socks that are just covered in my forensic evidence. Maybe I was planning to mail it to my mother, but if this lady wants it...
 
2007-12-14 10:30:12 AM  
Dear Idiot Barren Women,

Using your husband's sperm to impregnate another woman does not result in the production of "your" child.

Sincerely,

Someone Who Is Glad You Can't Reproduce
 
2007-12-14 10:33:22 AM  
McKeesport Beer Baron

With a good yinzer/Western PA fark name like "McKeesport Beer Baron", what are you doing in upstate SC?

/from 15853
 
2007-12-14 11:33:17 AM  
Norman Greenbaum- Just seeing the world, I guess....Where ya at in SC?
 
2007-12-14 11:45:48 AM  
O'Donnell's husband, Daniel, 28, also has been charged with obtaining money under false pretenses, said Maj. John Murray of the Greenwood County Sheriff's Office.

....that's 35getmoney.com. 35getmoney.com

Seriously, a statute like that could go a long ways towards some well-needed house cleaning. Just apply,....directly,....to forehead?

/omg
 
2007-12-14 11:54:02 AM  
The donors expected to just mail the sperm to her? And then expected what, a return Priority Mail package nine months later?

There's a reason these people can't reproduce.
 
2007-12-14 01:21:30 PM  
honk: There's a reason these people can't reproduce.

THIS
 
2007-12-14 01:42:37 PM  
Russ1642: THIS

That.
 
2007-12-14 02:08:29 PM  
You can't send sperm. Sperm are invisible to the naked eye. You send semen. Semen is the stuff men ejaculate that contains sperm. Get your shiat straight.
 
2007-12-14 03:58:36 PM  
moothemagiccow: You can't send sperm. Sperm are invisible to the naked eye. You send semen. Semen is the stuff men ejaculate that contains sperm. Get your shiat straight.

Submitter here. If you're sending semen, aren't you also sending sperm?
 
2007-12-14 04:59:27 PM  
ekdikeo4: Russ1642: THIS

That.


And, of course, the other.
 
2007-12-15 12:46:06 AM  
I drive by where this chick lives daily...

/kick, replies, get
 
2007-12-15 04:14:05 AM  
Well that is the LAST time I send somebody a jizz-o-gram.
 
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