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(NG News)   Three youths arrested for bullying in small Canadian town. Who am we kidding? The real news here is the police officer's name   (ngnews.ca) divider line 252
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2007-12-13 05:13:11 PM  
Some people are born into professions, like a beer rep I know named Tom Goodale.
 
2007-12-13 05:19:32 PM  
Bob_Laublaw: Some people are born into professions

A dentist that lived near my grandparents' house in a Syracuse suburb was named Dr. Lipschitz

Up the street from them, a guy named Harold Klokk who repaired....Clocks!
 
2007-12-13 05:22:56 PM  
Sgt. Law Power?

Man, that's completely AWESOME!!
 
2007-12-13 05:24:44 PM  
There's a guy in the US Army named Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. That's full-on superhero territory.

There used to be a dentist near here named Dr. Butcher, that was unfortunate.
 
2007-12-13 05:34:41 PM  
Allow myself to introduce.... myself
 
2007-12-13 06:29:25 PM  
He should run for judge.
 
2007-12-13 06:37:42 PM  
He should change it to Max Power and beat up Ed Begley Jr
 
2007-12-13 06:51:05 PM  
Ofc. Roll Fizzlebeef?
 
2007-12-13 06:57:19 PM  
Former Seahawks fullback Mack Strong FTW!
 
2007-12-13 07:03:02 PM  
Bookman? The library cop's name is Bookman?
 
2007-12-13 07:57:35 PM  
Orthodontist was Dr. Ruff although the pronunciation was right, the spelling was not.

My clinic has a neurologist that consults named Neuren.

These people are everywhere. Very unoriginal.
 
2007-12-13 07:59:33 PM  
"I AM THE LAW!"

"That's great, sarge... can you tone it down a bit?"
 
2007-12-13 08:15:01 PM  
i58.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-13 08:20:14 PM  
There was a gym teacher at the elementary school across from my parents' house who only had thumbs. (Don't know if it was an accident or defect.}
His name was Mr. Fister.
No shiat.

/knew a customer service rep named Dick Powers
//also know a man named Jack Imhoff
 
2007-12-13 08:30:41 PM  
Officer Tase N. Minorities?
 
2007-12-13 09:21:05 PM  
Red Fist Of Harmony [TotalFark]

Is that the new RCMP uniform? But you forgot the 'Death Ray' Taser.
 
2007-12-13 09:21:43 PM  
markie_farkie: Bob_Laublaw: Some people are born into professions

A dentist that lived near my grandparents' house in a Syracuse suburb was named Dr. Lipschitz

Up the street from them, a guy named Harold Klokk who repaired....Clocks!


My dentist: Dr. Smilie
 
2007-12-13 09:22:13 PM  
well that was stupid.

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2007-12-13 09:22:32 PM  
I had a design prof named Richard Bigus. Not sure what it had to do with art, but it was sure funny.
 
2007-12-13 09:23:35 PM  
markie_farkie: Bob_Laublaw: Some people are born into professions

A dentist that lived near my grandparents' house in a Syracuse suburb was named Dr. Lipschitz

Up the street from them, a guy named Harold Klokk who repaired....Clocks!


My mom had an Army dentist named Dr. Toothaker
 
2007-12-13 09:23:57 PM  
My gynecologist: Dr. Paine
 
2007-12-13 09:24:47 PM  
oldfarthenry: Sgt. Law Power?

Man, that's completely AWESOME!!


This.
 
2007-12-13 09:24:59 PM  
Bob_Laublaw: Some people are born into professions, like a beer rep I know named Tom Goodale.

And some girl I watched in a porno was named Sindee Coxxx!! I guess she found the right profession! Har har har.
 
2007-12-13 09:25:00 PM  
Three youths arrested for bullying in small Canadian town. Who am we kidding? The real news here is the police officer's name

I'm surprised the grammar nazis haven't picked up on this.
 
2007-12-13 09:25:04 PM  
I had a physical therapist who helped me recover from a wrist injury to improve the strength of my hand. Her last name was Handmacher (German for "hand maker").
 
2007-12-13 09:25:05 PM  
Pilikia: I had a design prof named Richard Bigus. Not sure what it had to do with art, but it was sure funny.

He has a wife, you know...Incontinentia.
Incontinentia buttocks!
 
2007-12-13 09:25:31 PM  
libbyshome

Dang, girl, those are some SHOES.
 
2007-12-13 09:25:40 PM  
libbyshome: My gynecologist: Dr. Paine

"Tara cherry" was better.
 
2007-12-13 09:25:57 PM  
I fought the Law and the Law won.
 
2007-12-13 09:26:27 PM  
Barakku

Duuuude. lol.
 
2007-12-13 09:27:08 PM  
A kid I know just graduated from law school. His name is Matt Justice. Even has his TV commercial tagline worked out:

"Matt Justice--Attorney at Law. You can have legal representation or you can have JUSTICE!"
 
2007-12-13 09:27:23 PM  
I had a training instructor in Air Force basic traning named Sgt Screemer. I thought the farker was going to kill me my first night there and I giggled when he told us his name.
 
2007-12-13 09:27:42 PM  
In one of those murder investigation shows my father likes to watch, there was a police officer named Sgt. Slaughter. My quota of awesome was met and exceeded for the month.
 
2007-12-13 09:28:26 PM  
Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina

/obscure
 
2007-12-13 09:28:40 PM  
Readers of Car&Driver back in the day, when it was good, and the Letters section was the best part, will remember Officer Bob Speed of the Baltimore County, MD Sheriff's dept., who frequently wrote in about his latest radar catch, just to yank the leadfoots' chains.
 
2007-12-13 09:29:26 PM  
I had a school secretary named Mrs. Fiasco and a nurse named Mrs. Yalch. Also gym teachers Mr. Field and Ms. Payne. No joke
 
2007-12-13 09:29:31 PM  
My small Canadian town had a cop named Richard Head.

/srsly.
 
2007-12-13 09:29:43 PM  
I had my wisdom teeth yanked out by Dr. Slaughter and the attending nurses name was Nurse Blood. STG
 
2007-12-13 09:30:01 PM  
Back when I used to work for PC Zone, I had a customer named Johnny Love who lived on Climax Drive. I shiat you not.
 
2007-12-13 09:30:01 PM  
www.churchhopping.com

I think I'm gonna go by "Buck Naked".
 
2007-12-13 09:30:25 PM  
Bob_Laublaw Some people are born into professions, like a beer rep I know named Tom Goodale.

Met a Marine Corps officer named Richard Hardin, and he went by Dick. His rank was Major. Major Hardin. Major Dick Hardin. Say it out loud.
/saw hid ID to make sure
 
2007-12-13 09:30:34 PM  
libbyshome: My gynecologist: Dr. Paine

*crosses legs*
 
2007-12-13 09:30:40 PM  
At my highschool, we had:

-Mr. Chalk the principal
-Mr. Flack the VP, who was replaced by Mr. Argue
-Mme. Vowelle the French teacher
 
2007-12-13 09:31:44 PM  
My ob/gyn, Dr. Handwerker.

/this is true
//I swear
 
2007-12-13 09:31:59 PM  
My highschool English teacher swears he went to school with a kid named Justin Case.
My uncle went to school with a guy named Forrest Ranger. Yeah, he worked for the Dept. of Natural Resources.
 
2007-12-13 09:32:19 PM  
Pilikia: Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina

/obscure


Naw, man.
 
2007-12-13 09:32:35 PM  
Canadian servers suck moose balls.
 
2007-12-13 09:32:45 PM  
We have a local dentist named Dr. Jim Dick.

That's right.

"Here, let Dr. Dick put this in your mouth."
 
2007-12-13 09:32:50 PM  
newsworld.cbc.ca
Three youths in question?
www.theactmapleridge.org
Sgt. Law Power?
 
2007-12-13 09:32:53 PM  
The guy who did tubal ligations?

Dr. Stop.

/srsly
 
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