FARK.com: (3267431) "He sneaked into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items"

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		"He sneaked into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items" (wpxi.com)		56
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strangeguitar		2007-12-13 06:38:27 PM

I call that Tuesday.

brap		2007-12-13 06:45:49 PM

Aw.

That story's only some evil stepsisters and a "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" away from a timeless retelling of Cinderella.

badgerb		2007-12-13 10:24:15 PM

Why didn't he steal the panties he could have hung them from his mirror and used them as a fragrance enhancer.

LukeA		2007-12-13 10:30:17 PM

I guarantee that I know someone who knows this idiot.

cochlear		2007-12-13 10:30:20 PM

Bet they needed some washing afterwards.

ubercub		2007-12-13 10:31:00 PM

"and then returned the items"

I bet they were crusty afterward

oukewldave		2007-12-13 10:31:13 PM

drove around huh. is that what they're calling it now?

Barakku		2007-12-13 10:32:24 PM

cochlear: Bet they needed some washing afterwards.

ubercub: "and then returned the items"

I bet they were crusty afterward

oukewldave: drove around huh. is that what they're calling it now?
"Ew" near-simul-post

mrswelborne		2007-12-13 10:33:58 PM

I doubt he was actually driving for an hour. Prolly drove outside to the parking lot, did his dirty business and then returned the items. I'd wanna toss 'em.

/eww

JLobes		2007-12-13 10:34:57 PM

I was expecting this to be about like, a 34 year old.

Anagrammer		2007-12-13 10:35:36 PM

Maybe it was active wear, and just had to get out!

AmericanMensan		2007-12-13 10:36:01 PM

Hey, I don't remember having a sticky white discharge from my nipples...

Harry Freakstorm		2007-12-13 10:37:02 PM

We'll hear from Mr. Gary Mazur again in the future. Probably with the phrases 'covered in the prostitute's blood' and or 'various body parts strewn about'.

Especially with daddy thinking it is all a practical joke.

Fart_Machine		2007-12-13 10:37:12 PM

He's a lumberjack and he's OK!

skinink		2007-12-13 10:42:42 PM

"Channel 11's Jodine Costanzo reported that Mazur is the son of the president of the Ross Board of commissioners, Lana Mazur. His father told Channel 11 that the whole thing was a practical joke."

That's a relief to hear, because I was just about to send that father an email, asking if he could send me some of his wife's bras and panties. But only for a laugh!

ssstonebraker		2007-12-13 10:42:57 PM

OMG that guy is my hero..... i wonder what he did with the clothing before returning it....

ultraholland		2007-12-13 10:43:16 PM

Amateur. You're not supposed to get caught. MUUAAAHAHAHA.

the-meter-man		2007-12-13 10:44:42 PM

Can I borrow your panties real quick?

Solty Dog		2007-12-13 10:46:26 PM

FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

h to the 'ojo		2007-12-13 10:48:13 PM

Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

CowboyDave		2007-12-13 10:49:01 PM

The worst kind of pervert. He DIDN'T take the panties.

Barakku		2007-12-13 10:49:01 PM

h to the 'ojo: Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

The prosecuting atterny is going to have his hands full.

DIabloRojo		2007-12-13 10:49:41 PM

A parent, who didn't want to be indentified[sic], said, "I was a little bit surprised. I thought security would be better than that."

Yeah... Your kids and their bra-less friends ever hear of a combination lock? Oh right, they don't expect someone to 'break in' to the girls locker room and steal clothes... Neither did after-hours school security! *GASP*

DIabloRojo		2007-12-13 10:52:35 PM

Damnit... posts aren't supposed to be serious yet are they?

Ok ok... so here goes:
Barakku: h to the 'ojo: Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

The prosecuting atterny is going to have his hands full.

At least there's no chance of a hung jury.

EighthundredmillionthFarker		2007-12-13 10:53:39 PM

Son???

h to the 'ojo		2007-12-13 10:54:18 PM

DIabloRojo: Damnit... posts aren't supposed to be serious yet are they?

Ok ok... so here goes:
Barakku: h to the 'ojo: Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

The prosecuting atterny is going to have his hands full.

At least there's no chance of a hung jury.

This crime is a stain on the fabric of our society.

Daemon Spooler		2007-12-13 10:54:42 PM

I don't know why he's in trouble. I always take them back, too, if they don't fit. Seems like the appropriate thing to do.

Just saying.

maniacnf		2007-12-13 10:58:16 PM

"He ~~sneaked~~ snuk into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items"

/fixx'd

sseye		2007-12-13 11:00:06 PM

Daemon Spooler: I don't know why he's in trouble. I always take them back, too, if they don't fit. Seems like the appropriate thing to do.

Just saying.

It's because you stretch them out. Try fat chicks' undies next time and maybe they won't notice.

P.S. There are good instructions on the internet for popping open a combination lock with a piece of aluminum can.

gund		2007-12-13 11:00:47 PM

Man american high schools are so pussified.

Why not hire a security guard to follow every student around and make sure no harm comes to them. Or give a key to every female student and keep the female locker room locked.

Back in the day people just screamed at them, the guy left, and the incident was documented by administration.

A letter sent home to parents of high school students stated, "We are looking into how someone who did not have reason to be in our building was able to successfully gain access to this area after hours. We are addressing this issue of security to prevent future incidents of this nature."

A parent, who didn't want to be indentified, said, "I was a little bit surprised. I thought security would be better than that."

maniacnf		2007-12-13 11:01:03 PM

maniacnf: "He sneaked snuk into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items"

/fixx'd

I think SNUCK is a better spelling

h to the 'ojo		2007-12-13 11:02:10 PM

Barakku		2007-12-13 11:02:16 PM

h to the 'ojo: DIabloRojo: Damnit... posts aren't supposed to be serious yet are they?

Ok ok... so here goes:
Barakku: h to the 'ojo: Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

The prosecuting atterny is going to have his hands full.

At least there's no chance of a hung jury.

This crime is a stain on the fabric of our society.

Despite clear evidence, the kid is sticking to his story.

fappomatic		2007-12-13 11:02:27 PM

What's his Fark login?

/wasn't me, I swear it
//as far as you know

peoplecake		2007-12-13 11:05:25 PM

Hey Amity!

h to the 'ojo		2007-12-13 11:06:06 PM

Barakku:

Well done, that's it, you can keep your byline, I'm going home.

bob_dobbs		2007-12-13 11:07:00 PM

SNEAKED?

nasty hobbitses...

EngineerBoy		2007-12-13 11:08:02 PM

My guess is that took them drove somewhere 25 minutes away...

tonesskin		2007-12-13 11:13:00 PM

I bet he also ordered the cake!

/obscure?

Goldeneye007		2007-12-13 11:15:40 PM

aggravated assault

who did he assault? there's more to this story...

Barakku		2007-12-13 11:16:53 PM

Goldeneye007: aggravated assault

who did he assault? there's more to this story...

Dick Hertz, brutally and repeatedly beaten at Climax Drive.

Doink_Boink		2007-12-13 11:16:57 PM

Way to represent my old high school, Gary.

It's also LaVar Arrington's alma mater, knew him, nice kid, parents were pretty cool people too.

1000 points of light		2007-12-13 11:17:15 PM

Two in the saint, one in the taint--this guys got that repressed homosexual/Catholic guilt thingy goin' on baby!

As a recovering Christian, I find this amusing.

1000 points of light		2007-12-13 11:19:50 PM

Disregard previous post....wrong story.

/Should read before posting

CornFedIowan		2007-12-13 11:28:21 PM

"He sneaked into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items"

But really, who among us here hasn't done that?

3rdorderofsimulacra		2007-12-13 11:42:44 PM

"he's...charged with aggravated assault", on a panty?

hay_seed		2007-12-13 11:45:37 PM

My Balls itch... now I know why...

Dick_Hertz		2007-12-13 11:46:41 PM

B/T/W --

This took place in Beaver County, PA>

goofoffgoose		2007-12-13 11:53:28 PM

Dick_Hertz: This took place in Beaver County, PA

Nope, Allegheny County. Sorry to be the party pooper.

ignite ice		2007-12-14 12:27:24 AM

Barakku: h to the 'ojo: DIabloRojo: Damnit... posts aren't supposed to be serious yet are they?

Ok ok... so here goes:
Barakku: h to the 'ojo: Solty Dog: FTA:Police charged Mazur with aggravated assault, burglary and escape

The charges seem a bit stiff in this case.

The case is of questionable substance

The prosecuting atterny is going to have his hands full.

At least there's no chance of a hung jury.

This crime is a stain on the fabric of our society.

Despite clear evidence, the kid is sticking to his story.

He'll be hard-pressed to get out of this with a clean slate.

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