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(ninemsn.com.au)   Two dogs save a toddler from drowning. Suck it, cats   (news.ninemsn.com.au) divider line 169
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2007-12-13 07:32:25 AM  
The cats probably pushed the kid into the water in the first place.

/foiled again
 
2007-12-13 07:41:44 AM  
Dogs rule... catz drool

/Cats are crappier spellers too.
 
2007-12-13 07:46:12 AM  
Dogs are the super heroes of the animal world.

/Cats are the super villain's evil henchmen.
 
2007-12-13 08:08:12 AM  
those pussy cats don't like water enough to let some kid drown...

yaaayyyy dogs!
 
2007-12-13 08:09:29 AM  
Those two dogs deserve a couple of juicy cat steaks.
 
2007-12-13 08:14:11 AM  
tbn0.google.com

I can haz reward now?
 
2007-12-13 08:25:26 AM  
Good Boys! They deserve steak.
 
2007-12-13 08:46:01 AM  
They were going to eat the tot later.
 
2007-12-13 08:46:35 AM  
Your dog wants PIE.
 
2007-12-13 08:46:40 AM  
my monitor has beer all over it now. damn you subby. that was funny.
 
2007-12-13 08:47:12 AM  
Nevermind that, WTF is up with the headline to the right of the story: Baby beheaded 'in exchange for car'
 
2007-12-13 08:48:13 AM  
Cats are more practical. They would have eaten the baby once it came back to shore.

/Your cat wants baby.
 
2007-12-13 08:49:04 AM  
some_beer_drinker: my monitor has beer all over it now. damn you subby. that was funny.

I was about to applaud you for drinking beer at 8AM, but then checked your profile and realized you were in China. I'm not jealous anymore.
 
2007-12-13 08:49:18 AM  
img5.allocine.fr

"Oh, what's your dog's phone number, 1-800-CATSRLAME?"
 
2007-12-13 08:50:07 AM  
ftfa
It is believed the family pets - a Rottweiler cross and a Staffordshire bullterrier - followed him to the dam on the property.

For all you "Pit Bull" haters.. please take note of the passage above. (BTW Staffordshire's are often lumped in as Pitts -- they are not)

So. suck it dog haters...


img140.imageshack.us
/our "Staffie" approves
 
2007-12-13 08:50:23 AM  
Fark babies and fark dogs.

I hope a cat did push him in first. Cats are farking smart as hell, they are the only animal that domesticated itself. They are softer, cleaner, smarter, cooler, and they dont farking lick you all the time. Everytime I visit my parents house I have to basically push away the family dog from licking me so I can get to the sweet, sweet kitten behind him.
 
2007-12-13 08:51:35 AM  
i83.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-13 08:51:35 AM  
There's a lot of speculation going on here. Maybe the dogs dragged the little colic monster down to the dam and tried to drag him into the water. TFA does say the baby has scratches on his arms, injuries kinda consistent with dogs dragging away collicy babies.
 
2007-12-13 08:51:42 AM  
They found him in the mud with scratches on his arms surrounded by dogs. Sounds just as likely they dragged him through the mud and water and failed to drowned him.
 
2007-12-13 08:52:49 AM  
FreeCrime: Cats ...are softer, cleaner, smarter, cooler, and they dont farking lick you all the time. ...

oh, please, they shiat in a box in the house... paw the shiat covered clay then walk on your counters where you prepare food...

mmm yummy kitty e coli in my salad.....
 
2007-12-13 08:52:53 AM  
Walker: Nevermind that, WTF is up with the headline to the right of the story: Baby beheaded 'in exchange for car'

africans are f'n stupid. glass parking lot.
 
2007-12-13 08:53:57 AM  
 
2007-12-13 08:55:16 AM  
FreeCrime: Fark babies and fark dogs.

I hope a cat did push him in first. Cats are farking smart as hell, they are the only animal that domesticated itself. They are softer, cleaner, smarter, cooler, and they dont farking lick you all the time. Everytime I visit my parents house I have to basically push away the family dog from licking me so I can get to the sweet, sweet kitten behind him.


Try kicking the dog in the ribs. Hard. It sends a more pointed message, and he'll learn to cower away from you in fear.
 
2007-12-13 08:55:33 AM  
It's a good thing they weren't dingos!

/Nice headline, Subby!
 
2007-12-13 08:55:55 AM  
TJStix: They found him in the mud with scratches on his arms surrounded by dogs. Sounds just as likely they dragged him through the mud and water and failed to drowned him.

THIS!
 
2007-12-13 08:56:40 AM  
labman: Good Boys! They deserve steak.

They deserve steak pussy (cat)
 
2007-12-13 08:57:02 AM  
Billy Ligue: ftfa
It is believed the family pets - a Rottweiler cross and a Staffordshire bullterrier - followed him to the dam on the property.

For all you "Pit Bull" haters.. please take note of the passage above. (BTW Staffordshire's are often lumped in as Pitts -- they are not)


Sure, sure. Lure a toddler to the isolated dam in the back woods, then finish him off when nobody's around. It's the oldest pit bull trick in the book.

/"saved a toddler from drowning" = "foiled in the attempt to get a tasty toddler snack"
 
2007-12-13 08:57:30 AM  
camelclub: There's a lot of speculation going on here. Maybe the dogs dragged the little colic monster down to the dam and tried to drag him into the water. TFA does say the baby has scratches on his arms, injuries kinda consistent with dogs dragging away collicy babies.

I agree. Until we know the full story I don't think we should rush to judgement with the Hero tag. I think "interesting" is as bold as I'd go, perhaps even "Scary." When we start giving dogs the benefit of the doubt we are playing right into their hands and the next thing you know their plan enters phase two and they're taking US on walks and cutting off our balls.

Billy Ligue oh, please, they shiat in a box in the house... paw the shiat covered clay then walk on your counters where you prepare food...

Better to have it contained in a neat box in the basement than all over the goddamn yard where I can step in it or have to pick it up in a farking trash bag.

And at least cats dont EAT their shiat. Then lick you. Ick.
 
2007-12-13 08:58:01 AM  
Billy Ligue: FreeCrime: Cats ...are softer, cleaner, smarter, cooler, and they dont farking lick you all the time. ...

oh, please, they shiat in a box in the house... paw the shiat covered clay then walk on your counters where you prepare food...

mmm yummy kitty e coli in my salad.....


lol....and gross
 
2007-12-13 08:58:58 AM  
schief2: Billy Ligue: ftfa

Sure, sure. Lure a toddler to the isolated dam in the back woods, then finish him off when nobody's around. It's the oldest pit bull trick in the book.

/"saved a toddler from drowning" = "foiled in the attempt to get a tasty toddler snack"


well, yes, they were marinating the toddler before eating....it makes the meat more tender....
 
2007-12-13 08:59:39 AM  
HotKarl: africans are f'n stupid. glass parking lot.


What a retarded statement. You should have been aborted.. Only yo momma couldn't afford a coat hanger.

Durrrh.
 
2007-12-13 09:00:19 AM  
GoldSpider: Try kicking the dog in the ribs. Hard. It sends a more pointed message, and he'll learn to cower away from you in fear.

Sam sez:

www.cinecultist.com

"Kick 'im in the balls!"
 
2007-12-13 09:00:33 AM  
Awesome.

I have a staffie...glad to see a news story that show the "pit bull" breed in a positive light!

/'cause they are great dogs
//people make them mean
 
2007-12-13 09:01:10 AM  
Cats are treacherous fiends...

If they're not pushing our offspring into deep water, they're infecting our young in the womb with toxoplasmosis...

Good thing we have dogs to maintain the balance
 
2007-12-13 09:01:58 AM  
Cats serve a higher purpose. Namely, not being dogs.
 
MFL
2007-12-13 09:02:31 AM  
Staffordshire bullterrier is the english pitbull by the way.

www.westminsterkennelclub.org
 
2007-12-13 09:02:51 AM  
From the past history of the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the modern dog draws its character of indomitable courage, high intelligence, and tenacity. This, coupled with its affection for its friends, and children in particular, its off-duty quietness and trustworthy stability, makes it a foremost all-purpose dog.

Staffordshire Bull Terrier is the AKC name for the Pit Bull. Whatever you call them, they are wonderful dogs who have a bed rep because they are popular amongst human sewage like Michael "You Can Park a Truck in my Ass Now" Vick. Too bad Pit Bulls never get the good press they deserve
 
2007-12-13 09:03:46 AM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-13 09:04:54 AM  
no comments on the weekend forecast? I'd like to spend my weekend with that kind of weather....
 
2007-12-13 09:05:46 AM  
Billy Ligue: ftfa
It is believed the family pets - a Rottweiler cross and a Staffordshire bullterrier - followed him to the dam on the property.

For all you "Pit Bull" haters.. please take note of the passage above. (BTW Staffordshire's are often lumped in as Pitts -- they are not)

So. suck it dog haters...



/our "Staffie" approves


So does my little blockhead. :)

It's nice to see some "good publicity" once in awhile!

darkroom.phanfare.com
 
2007-12-13 09:08:21 AM  
Men who like cats do not have penisis.
 
2007-12-13 09:08:59 AM  
ptelg Great work, but aren't the majority of those made by /b/tards?

/I can co-opt meme?
 
2007-12-13 09:10:27 AM  
Dogs are cool; the parents on the other hand kind of suck. Was the kid found by strangers?


/dingos ate mah baby
 
2007-12-13 09:10:47 AM  
img207.imageshack.us

American Bulldog trumps Staffies.
 
2007-12-13 09:11:36 AM  
Downtown Dave: From the past history of the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the modern dog draws its character of indomitable courage, high intelligence, and tenacity. This, coupled with its affection for its friends, and children in particular, its off-duty quietness and trustworthy stability, makes it a foremost all-purpose dog.

Staffordshire Bull Terrier is the AKC name for the Pit Bull. Whatever you call them, they are wonderful dogs who have a bed rep because they are popular amongst human sewage like Michael "You Can Park a Truck in my Ass Now" Vick. Too bad Pit Bulls never get the good press they deserve


My dad's work partner had a pit years ago, and when he went on vacation she came to stay with us. This happened once when my little sister was just a baby. Now, this dog would let me (I was probably no more than 5) lay on her, scratch her, and play around with her. But when a stranger came in and picked up the baby, she would stand there and growl until my dad told her to stop. She was an incredibly smart dog, and very loving and protective.
 
2007-12-13 09:12:19 AM  
*Awwww the dogs saved the baby*

REALITY: They were playing tug of war in the mud with the kid that was teasing them and failed to rough him up more then he was due to mud in the mouth.
 
2007-12-13 09:12:24 AM  
Huzzah!
 
MFL
2007-12-13 09:12:41 AM  
Downtown Dave Staffordshire Bull Terrier is the AKC name for the Pit Bull. Whatever you call them, they are wonderful dogs who have a bed rep because they are popular amongst human sewage like Michael "You Can Park a Truck in my Ass Now" Vick. Too bad Pit Bulls never get the good press they deserve

You are right dude. I saw an article the other day where they said a 100lb pitbull puts woman in critical condition. It was obvious bullshiat because Pits are 50 to 70lbs. I am sure if it were a Staffie attacking the kid it would be labeled a Pit Bull. But because it was a good story they made sure to get the breed right. Both of these breeds are dog fighters. The difference between them is like the difference between a yellow lab and golden retriever.
 
2007-12-13 09:14:07 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "
-- Pic --

Oh, what's your dog's phone number, 1-800-CATSRLAME?"


lol, watched that yesterday
 
2007-12-13 09:20:27 AM  
They were probably looking to eat him.
 
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