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(NCBuy)   Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masterpiece Theatre   (kevxml2a.infospace.com ) divider line
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2007-12-11 04:35:51 PM  
* Sigh *

a1040.g.akamai.net

Someone got old!
 
2007-12-11 04:36:13 PM  
MasTURpiece? is that like the ultimate fap, or what?

And even more pressing, does she have any Grey Poupon?
 
2007-12-11 04:39:26 PM  
Wait...

She doesn't even have a British accent.

Somewhere, Tom Baker is sitting in a flat mumbling, "I wants me bluddy moneyckeck, Beeeotch! Would you like a Jelly BabyTM?"
 
2007-12-11 05:07:43 PM  
rocinante721: * Sigh *
Someone got old!


And you're getting younger? I think she's starting to look more like Julianne Moore. And that's a goo-oo-ood thing. Mmm.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2007-12-11 05:23:05 PM  
rocinante721: Someone got old!

Things like that happen to just about everyone over the course of a decade. I'm sure you're no picnic compared to what you were back in '97.
 
2007-12-11 05:35:25 PM  
rocinante721: * Sigh *

Someone got old!


Whatever, Dorian Gray.
 
2007-12-11 05:38:09 PM  
rocinante721: * Sigh * Someone got old!

I hate to be that guy, but...Dude. You are gaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
 
2007-12-11 05:41:27 PM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2007-12-11 05:42:04 PM  
Dang. I sbmitted this with a different headline:

Gillian Anderson to masturbate on PBS. Wait. That's not right.
 
2007-12-11 05:42:38 PM  
Like the 100 fists of Shiva.
 
2007-12-11 05:43:31 PM  
clever, submitter. prurient. immature. but clever.
 
2007-12-11 05:45:46 PM  
Submitter:

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2007-12-11 05:52:55 PM  
Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masturpiece Masterpeace Theatre

FTFY

/get a brain, moran
 
2007-12-11 05:53:23 PM  
TheXerox: rocinante721: Someone got old!

Things like that happen to just about everyone over the course of a decade. I'm sure you're no picnic compared to what you were back in '97.


shiat, this is a depressing thought. God damn you, time and your relentless march!
 
2007-12-11 05:57:39 PM  
Boritom: Wait...

She doesn't even have a British accent.


Actually, she has pulled a Madonna in recent years and now speaks with one -- and it sounds really, really really fake. Check it out. (new window)
 
2007-12-11 05:57:53 PM  
While I fully approve of choosing Gillian Anderson and hope it will lead to an odd juxtaposition of new FHM appearances by her and 80 year-old blue haired ladies buying Maxim, I can't help but think of other more deserving people to host this show that do have English accents:

content.answers.com

www.shakefire.com

www.funkpopart.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2007-12-11 06:00:02 PM  
quizkid8279: Boritom: Wait...

She doesn't even have a British accent.

Actually, she has pulled a Madonna in recent years and now speaks with one -- and it sounds really, really really fake. Check it out. (new window)


She grew up in England...from what I remember during her hotness days.
 
2007-12-11 06:06:10 PM  
Running a-puck: Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masturpiece Masterpeace Theatre

FTFY

/get a brain, moran


You didn't get the joke did you?
 
2007-12-11 06:07:21 PM  
pounddawg: You didn't get the joke did you?

Your the moran.
 
2007-12-11 06:08:15 PM  
pounddawg: Running a-puck: Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masturpiece Masterpeace Theatre

FTFY

/get a brain, moran

You didn't get the joke did you?


You didn't get the joke did you?
 
2007-12-11 06:09:09 PM  
Running a-puck:

wait - are you serious, or kidding?

1) subby was spelling it like that on purpose, I assume
2) you spelled moron wrong while trying to insult subby's intelligence
 
2007-12-11 06:12:48 PM  
Tissot: Running a-puck:

wait - are you serious, or kidding?

1) subby was spelling it like that on purpose, I assume
2) you spelled moron wrong while trying to insult subby's intelligence


sigh. welcome to fark. moran,
 
2007-12-11 06:13:59 PM  
www.dannemann.org.uk
 
2007-12-11 06:22:37 PM  
rocinante721: * Sigh *

Someone got old!


Or someone's 14...

I'd totally hit that, repeatedly
 
2007-12-11 06:23:24 PM  
REDHEAD THREAD!

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2007-12-11 06:25:35 PM  
wow
 
2007-12-11 06:28:16 PM  
espiaboricua: REDHEAD THREAD!

You, sir, win the intrawebs

/My Bunk
//I'll be in it.
 
2007-12-11 06:29:06 PM  
olapbill:

he/she/you was/were definitely not kidding
 
2007-12-11 06:38:23 PM  
images.wikia.com

Does Not Approve
 
2007-12-11 06:45:49 PM  
TDUsGamer: Does Not Approve

BEST MONSTERPIECE THEATER EVAR!!1! (click)
 
2007-12-11 06:49:48 PM  
images.smarter.com

Red Head Thread!
 
2007-12-11 07:00:59 PM  
Ahhh_Ennui: rocinante721: * Sigh *

Someone got old!

Whatever, Dorian Grahey.



FTFY

/nttawwt
 
2007-12-11 07:02:31 PM  
Tirion529: espiaboricua: REDHEAD THREAD!

You, sir, win the intrawebs

/My Bunk
//I'll be in it.


Meh. Needs more Frood.
 
2007-12-11 07:12:53 PM  
dittybopper: Tirion529: espiaboricua: REDHEAD THREAD!

You, sir, win the intrawebs

/My Bunk
//I'll be in it.

Yeah! For at least a week!!

/Giggity

 
2007-12-11 07:25:46 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: pounddawg: You didn't get the joke did you?

Your You're the moran.


Running a-puck: pounddawg: Running a-puck: Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masturpiece Masterpeace Theatre

FTFY

/get a brain, moran

You didn't get the joke did you?

You didn't get the joke joak did you?
 
2007-12-11 07:28:02 PM  
espiaboricua: REDHEAD THREAD!

F*cking awesome...muchas gracias...

*thud*
 
2007-12-11 07:40:33 PM  
espiaboricua: +100 for the pics, -10 for a conspicuous lack of Kari Byron, unless that one of the chick in the green bikini is her (kinda looks a little like her, not sure though).
 
2007-12-11 07:52:49 PM  
I know someone who will be all over this thread...

/fapping, probably.
//no, not me.
 
2007-12-11 07:57:17 PM  
rocinante721: Someone got old!

Still looks just fine to me...

espiaboricua: who is that delightfully curvy woman in the second pic you posted?

I would like her bathed and brought to me.
 
2007-12-11 07:58:00 PM  
fro123: dittybopper: Tirion529: espiaboricua: REDHEAD THREAD!

You, sir, win the intrawebs

/My Bunk
//I'll be in it.

Yeah! For at least a week!!

/Giggity


Not to be a pedant, but you didn't quote any of my words.
 
2007-12-11 08:04:02 PM  
I hope she gets nekkid.
 
2007-12-11 08:07:52 PM  
Wow, espiaboricua! I'd bow down to you, but my pants are suddenly too tight.
 
2007-12-11 08:09:16 PM  
I think i just wet my pants a little....
 
2007-12-11 08:14:12 PM  
Bryce Dallas-Howard looks like the younger sister from Family Ties with a red wig on.
 
2007-12-11 08:15:23 PM  
fortean chicken 2007-12-11 06:49:48 PM

I. Hate. You.
 
2007-12-11 09:00:41 PM  
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2007-12-11 09:10:42 PM  
espiaboricua

Bless you, demon spawn.
 
2007-12-11 09:23:53 PM  
espiaboricua

Your post, while commendable, lacks Farks #1 Redhead.
www.fhmonline.com
/shameless hotlink
 
2007-12-11 09:35:00 PM  
She did FHM??

LINK.
 
2007-12-11 09:53:16 PM  
"Porto Rican Spy"
For this, you go in my favorites.
acefox1
Who are the last two?
 
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