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(AZCentral)   Jessica Simpson believes the only way she will be taken seriously as an actress is to do a full-frontal nude scene   (azcentral.com) divider line 121
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2007-12-11 12:52:14 PM
i209.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-11 12:54:34 PM
Yes YEs!I agree.
 
2007-12-11 12:55:03 PM
I'm thinking that's the smartest idea her brain has ever come up with.
 
2007-12-11 12:56:58 PM
She might be portrayed as stupid in the media or perhaps as someone who makes bad decisions regarding her career, but you really have to take into consideration that those tits are fvkcing brilliant.
 
2007-12-11 12:57:18 PM
Best to strike when the iron, and the body, is still hot.
 
2007-12-11 12:57:34 PM
I believe she is spot on with this line of thought.
 
2007-12-11 12:58:09 PM
I approve of this concept.
 
2007-12-11 12:58:51 PM
FTA: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that.

HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... beathe... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa
 
2007-12-11 12:59:03 PM
I, for one, am happy that she came to realization as a young, supple 20-something. As opposed to those that only do once their careers, and bodies, are in the beginning of their twilights.
 
2007-12-11 01:00:23 PM
It could just work, certainly worth a try.

Those mensa pills must be working.
 
2007-12-11 01:01:54 PM
I don't think this will work, but I fully encourage her to give it a try.
 
2007-12-11 01:02:10 PM
FREE THE SIMPSON TWO!!!
 
2007-12-11 01:03:52 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests.

I take back everything I've ever said about her intelligence.
 
2007-12-11 01:08:10 PM
This will be the first time I've ever been thrown out of a regular movie theater for fapping.
 
2007-12-11 01:27:09 PM
Simpson? Nude?

Oh sure Lisa, some maaaagical breasts.
 
2007-12-11 01:27:37 PM
I think there just might be a tuna joke somewhere in this...
 
2007-12-11 01:28:08 PM
That makes as much sense as a chick saying, "I'll earn their respect, by sleeping with them all."
 
2007-12-11 01:29:07 PM
www.solarnavigator.net

This thread was missing two important things.

/FTFY
 
2007-12-11 01:29:10 PM
I would take her. Seriously.
 
2007-12-11 01:32:15 PM
I'd pay to see 90 minutes of Jessica Simpson bouncing naked on a trampoline. I'd pay extra if she doesn't say a word for those 90 minutes.
 
2007-12-11 01:33:13 PM
Poor dear. her career is obviously in a slump and this is a last ditch effort to revive it.
 
2007-12-11 01:33:20 PM
I for one, welcome our puppy liberating overlords.
 
2007-12-11 01:35:28 PM
Father Jack Hacket: Poor dear. her career is obviously in a slump and this is a last ditch effort to revive it.

first ditch effort, please.
 
2007-12-11 01:36:31 PM
FREE THOSE BLOUSE CLOWNS!!!!!ONEONE!1
 
2007-12-11 01:44:03 PM
Psychotropic: I'd pay to see 90 minutes of Jessica Simpson bouncing naked on a trampoline.

Couldn't you just pay her for five minutes, and loop it?
 
2007-12-11 01:46:11 PM
cwick: Psychotropic: I'd pay to see 90 minutes of Jessica Simpson bouncing naked on a trampoline.

Couldn't you just pay her for five minutes, and loop it?


No. If that's how it worked we could have her bounce just once and loop it.

I want 90 straight minutes. Unedited, uncut, one-take.
 
2007-12-11 01:46:46 PM
AGREED. next!
 
2007-12-11 01:49:22 PM
absoluteparanoia: I want 90 straight minutes. Unedited, uncut, one-take.

Will there be costume changes?
 
2007-12-11 01:54:11 PM
If this happens then it will prove there is a God!
 
2007-12-11 01:55:41 PM
absoluteparanoia: I want 90 straight minutes. Unedited, uncut, one-take.

OK, OK. I'm in. And I wholeheartedly agree on the "no talking" clause.
 
2007-12-11 02:05:51 PM
peck: Will there be costume changes?

I think we can work that out, toss her kinky stuff to put on, and take off.

Mid jump.
 
2007-12-11 02:08:02 PM
absoluteparanoia: Mid jump.

Ok. I'm in.
 
2007-12-11 02:12:05 PM
I hope her future film career includes penetration.

/And if saying that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2007-12-11 02:12:34 PM
FTA:

"Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Probably the only word in the whole article that matters. And the most obvious.
 
2007-12-11 02:22:58 PM
Tell her to ask Elizabeth Berkley how that philosophy worked out

/not that I'd have anything against seeing Jessica's naked bod on my tv screen. As long as she's not talking or singing.
 
2007-12-11 02:24:46 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-11 02:29:59 PM
img107.imageshack.us
 
2007-12-11 02:36:51 PM
"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that."

Sometimes I think all these people in Hollywood deserve each other.
 
2007-12-11 02:37:19 PM
Well thats a helluva Christmas present!!! soon dammit... do it soon...
 
2007-12-11 02:43:36 PM
Why not? It worked for Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, and others. But they also had more than just physical talent.
 
2007-12-11 02:45:59 PM
I am intrigued by her philosophy and wish to subscribe to her newsletter, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/2 cliche's in one post... My cholesterol must be high.
 
2007-12-11 02:48:31 PM
AirForceVet: Why not? It worked for Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, and others. But they also had more than just physical talent.

Prozac Nation
was so full of WIN on so many levels, it didn't even need her bare boobs... but I'm not complaining!
 
2007-12-11 03:16:44 PM
"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that.

Unlikely
 
2007-12-11 03:17:27 PM
cwick: absoluteparanoia: I want 90 straight minutes. Unedited, uncut, one-take.

OK, OK. I'm in. And I wholeheartedly agree on the "no talking" clause.


And her freaky father is banned from the set.
 
2007-12-11 03:22:54 PM
speaking of winning Oscars for playing strippers:

img2.timeinc.net

oh, wait
 
2007-12-11 03:24:41 PM
Her father creeps me out.
 
2007-12-11 03:32:51 PM
absoluteparanoia: I want 90 straight minutes. Unedited, uncut, one-take.

And a somersault. At least one, preferably seventeen or eighteen.
 
2007-12-11 03:46:44 PM
AHAHAHA Bevet's told you farkers there's a god..he's been saying it for years, but noooooo you didn't believe him.
 
2007-12-11 04:02:37 PM
That's not true. She has to spread her labia and jiggle her clitoris, too.
 
2007-12-11 04:08:07 PM
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