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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Survivalist stockpiles cache of illegal weapons. Calls himself "Bunker Bob," yet looks like the anti-Rambo in mugshot   (cbs13.com) divider line 109
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2007-12-10 03:00:40 AM  
He looks like a woman in drag.

image.cbslocal.com
 
2007-12-10 03:20:58 AM  
Alturas? I'd somewhat expected Herlong, but Alturas also sounds about right.
 
2007-12-10 03:33:02 AM  
Without guys like this we're going to be screwed when the zombie plague hits..
 
2007-12-10 03:33:20 AM  
I guess his life went downhill after Santa fired him.
 
2007-12-10 03:34:37 AM  
But the currency he printed is still valid, right? I can still spend the $10 million I had in "Bunker Bob Bucks?"
 
2007-12-10 03:34:45 AM  
He is taller than I am but in that picture he seems like a shorter person.
 
2007-12-10 03:35:54 AM  
A 77-year-old survivalist? I suppose it's tasteless and cruel to ask "Why bother?", but...
 
2007-12-10 03:40:10 AM  
Someone should ask the police why the mug cam was set up for the Myspace fatgirl shot.

/potentially obscure, but is an English sentence, honestly.
 
2007-12-10 03:42:49 AM  
That guy wanders around my supermarket at 3am.
Good to see the shopping cart isn't filled wih stolen produce, but an arsenal of weaponry.
Personally, with men like him around, I cannot wait for the apocolypse. Makes me feel safer.
 
2007-12-10 03:42:50 AM  
Gavino: Someone should ask the police why the mug cam was set up for the Myspace fatgirl shot.

/potentially obscure, but is an English sentence, honestly.


It's not even close to the fatgirl angle. Fatgirl angle is up and to the right (or left if left-handed) to show off the boobs but not the gut.

/Fark. Nothing's obscure.
 
2007-12-10 03:45:03 AM  
It must really suck being a mad survivalist all your life, waiting in nervous anticipation for the final battle, only to end up watching it happen from a prison cell.
 
2007-12-10 03:45:30 AM  
What a poor attempt to advertise the new Rambo.
 
2007-12-10 03:53:51 AM  
www.gameweb.gr
 
2007-12-10 03:56:12 AM  
Father Time has had a hard year in the unemployment line. Don't make any sudden moves.
 
2007-12-10 03:57:14 AM  
John Conner?
 
2007-12-10 04:08:15 AM  
Guess he didn't pack a razor
 
2007-12-10 04:18:38 AM  
awe, he looks like a wee hobbit, lads!
 
2007-12-10 04:19:41 AM  
I guess I don't see the problem with anything this man did, other than threaten someone with a machete.
 
2007-12-10 04:23:09 AM  
Only 3 more days of university... then I can begin my stockpiling.

/really, really wants to be the crazy guy in the woods.
//really
 
2007-12-10 04:25:35 AM  
Well, if it happened in Modoc county I think they have gay marriage legalized - and your NPCs will attend your wedding!

/Way too much Fallout 2
 
2007-12-10 04:35:06 AM  
Does he like both kinds of music?
 
2007-12-10 04:36:41 AM  
Well that's just great.

No one seems to realize that we parked him up there to scare off crazy Idahoans trying to sneak into our state through the Oregon/Nevada Gap.

Another great plan undone. Good job, Cali. Don't be surprised if your daughters give birth to a spud.
 
2007-12-10 04:37:46 AM  
Things get a little crazy at the North Pole on Dec. 26.
 
2007-12-10 04:39:10 AM  
I'm with Relatively Obscure on this one - I don't have the slightest problem with this sort of behavior. He's prepared to survive in the event of a catastrophe. Granted the grenade wasn't really necessary and the machete incident may or may not have been a problem.
 
2007-12-10 04:40:48 AM  
Is this guy even worth the effort to arrest him? I mean-the guys 77, and he just wanted a few weapons. A million dollar bond? common! Only threat this guy has is against the local criminal element, and kids on his gasoline soaked lawn that he can ignite with a grenade and gunfire.

When my boss asked me if I had an alarm system I laughed at the idea of warning the thieves that I was going to shoot them.

/I keep weapons
//And spare fuel
///And a weeks worth of MRE's
 
2007-12-10 04:45:02 AM  
I can see why they were upset at stockpiling the food...

/N O T
 
2007-12-10 04:46:47 AM  
Greywar: ... and kids on his gasoline soaked lawn that he can ignite with a grenade and gunfire.

When my boss asked me if I had an alarm system I laughed at the idea of warning the thieves that I was going to shoot them.

/I keep weapons
//And spare fuel
///And a weeks worth of MRE's


so do i. but i live in east Texas, where the Katrina looters were exported to. if you know the hurricanes are coming and dont prepare/leave your retarded.
 
2007-12-10 04:46:57 AM  
I don't have a problem with it. I've often thought I need a stash myself. If some catastrophe happens it's going to be like road warrior in Hawaii.
 
2007-12-10 04:47:50 AM  
frostus

You mean Country AND Western? Shucks, he's got both kinds!
 
2007-12-10 04:48:58 AM  
He should have said it was all Y2K leftovers.
 
2007-12-10 04:51:37 AM  
wait, he has 2000 gal of gas? im gonna stop by since he isn't home...
 
2007-12-10 04:53:41 AM  
Typical overreaction.
Meanwhile 14 million felons(illegal aliens)are roaming around in our country,robbing,looting,knifing and trying to tell us,they can feed a family of seven picking tomatoes.
NO INCUMBENTS IN 2008 !!
 
2007-12-10 04:54:45 AM  
www.familyties-tv.com
?

/wait, i screwed that up...
 
2007-12-10 04:55:31 AM  
ChronicallyCanuk: Without guys like this we're going to be screwed when the next zombie plague hits..

Urg. Get some braaaaiinsss, morans ...
 
2007-12-10 04:59:03 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
APPROVES
 
2007-12-10 05:08:32 AM  
Preparing for the reign of Hillary?
 
2007-12-10 05:17:50 AM  
44 counts?
What type of weapons?
The only thing mentioned are 1 grenade (he doesn't need that) and a machete. Once again an article gives us not eno...



Sorry. Lost my train of thought.
Thanks Disgruntled
 
2007-12-10 05:19:11 AM  
ChronicallyCanuk: Without guys like this we're going to be screwed when the zombie plague hits..

I dunno, all those LMoEs can be a real biatch to deal with during the cleanup.
 
2007-12-10 05:24:08 AM  
www.moviereviewblog.net

Approves.
 
2007-12-10 05:28:04 AM  
Mad_Radhu: Approves.

Somebody doesn't preview his posts.
 
2007-12-10 05:35:04 AM  
i210.photobucket.com

You would *think* that Nick Nolte would learn to keep himself out of trouble by this point...
 
2007-12-10 05:35:27 AM  
Mad_Radhu: Approves.

FIRED!!!!!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2007-12-10 05:49:46 AM  
SumoJeb: Only 3 more days of university... then I can begin my stockpiling.

/really, really wants to be the crazy guy in the woods.
//really


Please Tell me you're not from Montana.
 
2007-12-10 06:08:47 AM  
Liam Neeson?
 
2007-12-10 06:10:06 AM  
I was raised by survivalists, so I'm really...

but I actually was. They had me so well trained that if I heard the signal, I could be out of bed, out the window, through the palmetto patch to the drainage ditch and low crawl to the rendezvous point at the back of the tomato field in 4.5 minutes.

They'd test me a couple times a year.

Best part? I was about 6 the first time. I was a master at the sneak-out when my teenage years hit, though. And I can still shoot a rifle better than most, even though I don't, and wouldn't own one.
 
2007-12-10 06:14:35 AM  
I'm a ninja, so what, wanna fight about it?
 
2007-12-10 06:22:48 AM  
Well, Disgruntled's picture is gone, so my post looks stupid now.
 
2007-12-10 06:42:15 AM  
I guess I will be front-page news too then. My husband and I own quite a few firearms. We also have more than FIVE years supply of food for our family. On the ranch we have only two 500 gallon fuel tanks though so maybe they will leave us alone.

Farking govt needs to punish people that harm other people , otherwise get the hell out of citizens private lives.

44 counts this guy was charged with? 44 Weapons does not really seem like a stockpile to me. It is not all that unusual for a property in this area to have a dozen or two fire arms. 44 is by no means a stretch into the area of " OMFG ! WTF ! ".
 
2007-12-10 06:47:05 AM  
cackylacky: I was raised by survivalists, so I'm really...

but I actually was. They had me so well trained that if I heard the signal, I could be out of bed, out the window, through the palmetto patch to the drainage ditch and low crawl to the rendezvous point at the back of the tomato field in 4.5 minutes.

They'd test me a couple times a year.

Best part? I was about 6 the first time. I was a master at the sneak-out when my teenage years hit, though. And I can still shoot a rifle better than most, even though I don't, and wouldn't own one.


(Checks profile).

Hmmm...

Geek girl look. Obvious competance with weaponry &
self confidence.

How YOU doin'?

/Finds a woman who can shoot straight very alluring
//Now get your foot off my throat
 
2007-12-10 07:02:23 AM  
datafox He is taller than I am but in that picture he seems like a shorter person.

If I'm reading the background correctly, being taller than datafox doesn't exactly make someone really tall.
 
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