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(Guardian)   Brawndo is becoming an actual beverage. It's got Electrolytes   (blogs.guardian.co.uk) divider line 213
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2007-12-09 12:25:26 PM
I want to win at yelling!
 
2007-12-09 12:37:06 PM
It's got what plants crave.
 
2007-12-09 12:39:54 PM
Meh, toilet water is better for you
 
2007-12-09 12:42:24 PM
I won't be impressed until i see the 64oz thermal "mugs".
 
2007-12-09 12:52:48 PM
It's got what cows crave!

/sorry, got nothing
 
2007-12-09 12:53:23 PM
Hopefully, it's really green and tastes like Gatorade. otherwise I'll be disappointed.

Love,
JayAndSilentBob

/Welcome to CostCo. I love you.
 
2007-12-09 12:53:38 PM
For anyone who wants to be taken seriously it's a Brawn-don't.
 
2007-12-09 12:59:01 PM
You like money too?? we should hang out.
 
2007-12-09 01:08:48 PM
No, wait. This one goes in your mouth.
 
2007-12-09 01:09:21 PM
Meh. Let me know when Starbucks starts selling 'Gentleman's Lattes'

/fark you, I'm eating
 
2007-12-09 01:11:29 PM
I wonder how much it'll cost?

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2007-12-09 01:11:30 PM
m0llusk: For anyone who wants to be taken seriously it's a Brawn-don't.

Why come you don't have a tattoo?
 
2007-12-09 01:12:38 PM
Wow, they completely ripped off the Powerthirst (pops) video from YouTube.
 
2007-12-09 01:12:45 PM
Go away! Batin!



Upgrade.
 
2007-12-09 01:13:28 PM
Brawndo (new window)
 
2007-12-09 01:14:31 PM
Why do you all talk like fags?
 
2007-12-09 01:14:43 PM
img90.imageshack.us

Good, Good
 
2007-12-09 01:14:49 PM
Nobody wins when life imitates art.
 
2007-12-09 01:15:28 PM
... and the world takes another step closer to making that movie a reality (which I think is pretty much clinched now).
 
2007-12-09 01:15:29 PM
Brawndo? HELL YEAH!
hollywood2020.blogs.com
 
2007-12-09 01:16:01 PM
corpsman223: Go away! Batin!



Upgrade.


Upgraydd. It's got two d's for a "double dose" of his pimpin'.
 
2007-12-09 01:16:15 PM
Calvin Coolidge: Wow, they completely ripped off the Powerthirst (pops) video from YouTube.

That makes me want to punch babies.

... The fact that they ripped it off. Not the drink. Or something. I dunno.
 
2007-12-09 01:16:21 PM
dgc360I wonder how much it'll cost?

the minus of 30 and 20
 
2007-12-09 01:16:44 PM
I just wrecked my pants like The Incredible Hulk!!!11 (pops).
 
2007-12-09 01:16:45 PM
I'm going to take this up with the House of Representin'
 
2007-12-09 01:16:49 PM
I loved that movie. Probably the most accurate depiction of dystopia ever made.
 
2007-12-09 01:17:54 PM
Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.
 
2007-12-09 01:18:00 PM
I had a well articulated and clever post in response to this, but it was really faggy so immna go watch "Oh, My Balls!" and whack.
 
2007-12-09 01:18:14 PM
Why shouldn't there be a Brawndo? I'm surprised I can't buy Slurm or Bachelor Chow.
 
2007-12-09 01:18:18 PM
Sweet!

www.adpulp.com

/Ow my balls.
 
2007-12-09 01:18:23 PM
Will it come with "full release"?
 
2007-12-09 01:18:36 PM
Any Farker taken the name "Beef Supreme" yet?
 
2007-12-09 01:19:13 PM
I didn't really enjoy Idiocracy very much, too near to being a documentary.

/OK that's a bad troll
//Still didn't enjoy the film
///Want to WIN at slashies
 
2007-12-09 01:19:16 PM
ass will be the best movie everrr!111!1
 
2007-12-09 01:19:28 PM
wow just wow...i watched this movie last night so true about whats happening to the world

/This should help you calm down.
//Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
 
2007-12-09 01:20:12 PM
Every time they show that commercial with the woman singing about an up-grade, I can't help but think she's singing about her pimp.
 
2007-12-09 01:20:39 PM
Did Strongbad do the commercial? It sounds like it's from homestarrunner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
 
2007-12-09 01:20:41 PM
Gobobo: I didn't really enjoy Idiocracy very much, too near to being a documentary.

/OK that's a bad troll
//Still didn't enjoy the film
///Want to WIN at slashies


My wife thought it was too true to laugh about. She just got upset.
 
2007-12-09 01:21:53 PM
*gives up*
 
2007-12-09 01:22:00 PM
Falcc: I had a well articulated and clever post in response to this, but it was really faggy so immna go watch "Oh, My Balls!" and whack bait.

Damnit I had to quote myself for correction. Oh well, at least I still have a higher IQ than anyone who works at FOX. (not a joke, they're corporate executives). I just couldn't sit through the movie more than once. It was frighteningly realistic but it just wasn't funny. It's a warning to all generations, not a comedy. So, you know, boring. So you'll have to excuse my lack of quote-fu.

/Pointing out my mistake is like fark seppuku
//Except instead of suicide I get reamed by farkers
 
2007-12-09 01:22:13 PM
The funny thing is I just watched Idiocracy a few minutes ago.
 
2007-12-09 01:22:41 PM
The worst part is that most of the people who buy the drink will have no clue about its origin...
 
2007-12-09 01:23:41 PM
The movie was good but could have been better without the annoying narration - it felt like they were constantly trying to explain things to the audience which should have been made clear by simply watching the film.
 
2007-12-09 01:24:15 PM
Damnit I had to quote myself for correction. Oh well, at least I still have a higher IQ than anyone who works at FOX. (not a joke, they're corporate executives).

Coming fast on the heels of the wildly popular Brawndo line... it's Torgo's Executive Powder!
 
2007-12-09 01:24:51 PM
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/bored
 
2007-12-09 01:26:17 PM
I'mma gonna buy me some.
 
2007-12-09 01:26:35 PM
culebra: Damnit I had to quote myself for correction. Oh well, at least I still have a higher IQ than anyone who works at FOX. (not a joke, they're corporate executives).

Coming fast on the heels of the wildly popular Brawndo line... it's Torgo's Executive Powder!


Well, thanks. Now I have the "haunting theme" in my head.
 
2007-12-09 01:27:04 PM
I'm going to watch Idiocracy in 26 MINUTES
 
2007-12-09 01:27:05 PM
Marshall Banana: The movie was good but could have been better without the annoying narration - it felt like they were constantly trying to explain things to the audience which should have been made clear by simply watching the film.

I think it was done to convey that point.
 
2007-12-09 01:29:56 PM
For those who haven't seen Idiocracy yet. It will air this Wednesday at 9:30pm, and next Sunday at 1am (ET) on hbo2.
 
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