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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Tyna Robertson, Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher's baby momma, ordered to pay "Lord of the Dance" star Michael Flatley an $11 million settlement for a false rape claim and extortion   (suntimes.com) divider line 132
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2007-12-09 10:19:20 AM
zvoidx:
The terms "baby momma" and "baby daddy" are, indeed, violently disturbing.


STFU
 
2007-12-09 10:22:03 AM
This kid has a bright future between these geniuses.
 
2007-12-09 10:23:39 AM
Ok now this boggles my mind. How did this Urlacher guy not end up getting custody of his kid in the first place (if it's actually his kid - I hope he had a DNA test done) when this woman is obviously a scammer conman.

Because the family courts are 100% for the women. Men are all treated like deadbeats before any case begins.

/speaking from experience
//has sole custody of daughter
 
2007-12-09 10:25:18 AM
 
2007-12-09 10:26:15 AM
horsecore: STFU

STFU..what?

Are you a fan of this great vocabulary?

/please elaborate
 
2007-12-09 10:30:49 AM
Wait....Michael Flatley schtupped a woman? WOW.
 
2007-12-09 10:32:41 AM
SystemFault:

As well they should be. Illegitimacy is easily one of the top predictors of high and long lasting costs to the taxpayers. Many, if not nearly all illegitimates will each consume up to a quarter million dollars in benefits (food, housing, medical, education, incarceration, etc.) by the time the little bastard reaches eighteen. Yes, there are exceptions, but percentage wise the taxpayers lose big because some people can't keep their pants on and have no moral qualms about sticking others with the results of their irresponsibility.

This

/pro-choice mommy
/married an irishman, exchanged pints, not in that order
 
2007-12-09 10:34:28 AM
Mini Ditka: Because the family courts are 100% for the women. Men are all treated like deadbeats before any case begins.

Indeed, its even caused one man to shoot a judge.

/Not that I endorse such a choice
 
2007-12-09 10:34:56 AM
www.rgj.com
 
2007-12-09 10:36:26 AM
Mini Ditka:

Is there a Farker with the username "Regular-Sized Ditka" ?

/Bears
//Sausage
///Ditka
////...Bears
 
2007-12-09 10:37:51 AM
Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.
 
2007-12-09 10:44:22 AM
61 posts, and not a SINGLE Denis Leary quote? I'm ashamed . . . or just a fast reader that skipped over something earlier.

"Who has the balls to call themselves the lord of anything, huh? C'mon. Last time somebody called themself lord on this planet they got CRUCIFIED, Michael! and we know where the hammer and the nails are! We could put you up in a couple of minutes!
 
2007-12-09 10:45:41 AM
SystemFault:

Where do you get your data?
 
2007-12-09 10:46:02 AM
Saleratus: You are basically a retard and should not leave the house.
 
2007-12-09 10:48:27 AM
saleratus774: Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.

Oh, what utter bullshiat.

1) I'm tired of *some* farkers who cannot keep from making unjustified generalizations.

2) I did not know the color of the false accuser and to me it doesn't matter anyway.

3) That "poor woman" surely knew about the facts of human reproduction *before* she shed her clothes.

4) The fact that the child will grow up without a father figure is *not* my responsibility; it is at least half due to its mother's judgment failure.

5) Do you really want to bring color into this discussion?
 
2007-12-09 10:49:20 AM
saleratus774: Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.

You're on a troll.
 
2007-12-09 10:50:37 AM
chu2dogg: Kafka


According to a nine-year study conducted by former Purdue sociologist Eugene J. Kanin, in over 40 percent of the cases reviewed, the complainants eventually admitted that no rape had occurred (pop)


Oh, I know about the Kanin study, which is one of the worst examples of terrible science (in the sense that it's misleading) I've read in the field of criminology.. There are several methodological flaws, but a big one is that he counts women who doesnt identify an attacker.. Iirc more than two thirds of the cases he examined (which is like 50 or something, way *WAY* too small to draw any conclusions from) the person didnt identify an assailant, they just said they'd been raped.. Which, and I hope I dont have to explain why, is vastly different from falsely accusing someone.

The false accusation stories always get alot of press though, as it (obviously) hits a nerve, I suspect that's why a ridiculous study like Kanins doesnt get instant-ridiculed when it's brought up.


/out to dinner
 
2007-12-09 10:51:31 AM
media1.suntimes.com

He raped me she stated flatley

/meh, I'd hit it
//then get sued
///she's one high maintenance piece of poon-tang!
 
2007-12-09 10:51:55 AM
L33t Squirrel:"Go for the eyes, Boo, the eyes!"

Believe it or not I get the reference. Minsc from Baldur's Gate? I am ashamed I can remember this. Tres random.
 
2007-12-09 10:52:28 AM
Who has the balls to call themselves the lord of anything, huh?

Truer words have never been spoken. "Lord of gay sex" maybe.

Herder
Saleratus: You are basically a retard and should not leave the house.

I'm going to have to go ahead and agree here. Who the fark is talking about what color she is? She's a piece of shiat stripper. And for the record; she's not even a good looking stripper.
Some women should not have babies. Just because a baby came out of your vagina doesn't make you motherly. This chick is trash.
 
2007-12-09 10:53:35 AM
It got weird didn't it?
 
2007-12-09 10:55:19 AM
signaljammer: SystemFault:

Where do you get your data?


Several sources. For starters, there's the Unites States Statistical Abstract produced by the Census Bureau of the US Department of Commerce. Educational expenditures vary by state, but can easily be calculated by dividing the annual spending budget by the full time equivalent student count; the resulting number averages around US15,000 per student per year. The DOJ has the numbers on illegitimacy for inmates; I don't have the exact source handy but I recall that illegitimacy is the number one predictor for male inmates convicted of violent climes.

As for other data, well, Google is your friend.
 
2007-12-09 10:55:39 AM
saleratus774: Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.

Having children out of wedlock and voluntary single parenthood is unique to one particular race? Really?

/I did not know that
//sarcasm off
 
2007-12-09 10:55:57 AM
GavinTheAlmighty: politech

Dim lighting, some makeup, and a little bit of alcohol could make that woman Sarah Michelle Gellar. She's not hideous there.


I'm sure that her expression and personality are all revved up when she's closing for the kill and sees another payday approaching. (I wonder what an audit of the child-support money would show?)
 
2007-12-09 11:12:51 AM
saleratus774: Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.

Shes an ex stripper, got knocked up by some athelets kid, accused another dude of rape...Yeah that child is better off with HIS dad because shes a disgusting human being.

Any woman who accuses an innocent man of rape should be burned at the stake. Why? Because they make the REAL rape survivors LOOK VERY BAD.
Oh and Im SURE her race has nothing to do with farkers making fun of her, if she was white they still would be making fun of her stupid ass.


/a good friend of mine was raped
//yes, I take it personal when women call out false rapes
 
2007-12-09 11:16:30 AM
Flatley countered with a $100 million counter suit against Robertson whilst flapping his hands and saying "Ooh, get her, the biatch" whilst doing something stereotypical.
 
2007-12-09 11:24:19 AM
I love to educate ignorant people who have no idea what they're talking about. Kafka wrote:

"O'rly? Studies show that half of all rape accusations are proven to be false? Would that be Studies from the department of making shiat up? Or studies from the center for pulling studies out of your arse? Inquiring minds want to know.


/Only studies I've seen indicate that false rape accusations are very rare, but have an extremely high media impact. In the majority of cases, there is insufficient evidence to get a conviction (because unless there is DNA evidence, it's usually a word vs word situation.. Usually they can see that she's been raped, but unable to say with any certainty that the dude did it)."

Women lie A LOT about "being raped". When a woman cries "rape", I assume that she's lying.

Read this URLs, get the facts.

http://www.anandaanswers.com/pages/naaFalse.html

"41%"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194032,00.html

Etc - I hope you learned something today.
 
2007-12-09 11:32:21 AM
"Lord of the Dance"

"Lord of His Pants"
That's what I've always called him

/I, too, am surprised to find out he likes women
//false accusers ought to be subject to shunning and vicious vigilante mobs
 
2007-12-09 11:32:23 AM
How come no one has said that Urlacher shagged Paris Hilton before this one?

Questionable judgment, to say the least.
 
2007-12-09 11:35:09 AM
saleratus774: Im tired of all you farkers making a story out of a non-story. Just because this woman is a minority makes this case an issue for you. Why would anyone think that a baby would do better with its athlete father than with its nuturing mother? This poor woman has been victimized by being left to care for her infant as a single parent, think of the child growing up without a father figure. I doubt this story would even make AM radio if the 'villian' was white, its just another case of the media race baiting for ratings, and now her credibility and parental rights are on the ropes. Its a sad, sad day when a mother is separated from her child. Before you try to assess blame on this woman, try to do so colorblind.

God I hope you are trolling! This person (the one in the article) makes me ashamed to be a woman!
 
2007-12-09 11:36:56 AM
www.thecellfreak.comimg519.imageshack.us

There can be only one ho!
 
2007-12-09 11:41:48 AM
I thought Kafka was on a troll but apparently he/she actually buys into that bullshiat being taught in her sociology classes.
 
2007-12-09 11:51:30 AM
 
2007-12-09 12:01:26 PM
flypusher713
Child support settlements ought not to be based on the father's income. It shouldn't be that hard to come up with a reasonable estimate of the average yearly cost of raising a child. The father should be hit up for HALF of that. Let the mother get a job and earn the other half.

Have you ever been to Michigan?
 
2007-12-09 12:01:43 PM
Wait, did I read about a sociologist mentioning the scientific method? I guess thats my morning funny.

/something about sociology being mostly a pseudo science (soft science) with worthless bug ridden "results"
 
2007-12-09 12:09:23 PM
 
2007-12-09 12:17:07 PM
"Rape, arson, murder, and rape."

"You said 'rape' twice."

"I know....I like rape."

/Where da white wimmen at?
//Blazing Saddles FTW
 
2007-12-09 12:22:31 PM
From http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/115280,CST-NWS-urlacher29.article

"In a recent court affidavit, Robertson reported similar money woes. She reported about $12,270 a month in expenses -- including $3,000 for a nanny, $2,000 in clothes, $600 for clubs and entertaining, $1,300 for vacations and $500 in children's entertainment. She makes $500 a month."

Not quite what most guys are looking for in a life partner.
 
2007-12-09 12:25:37 PM
Oldman
"Strippers, real estate agents, whores. I never could distinguish between the three. Guess I'll have to continue being confused."

Of course you cant, you're a farking moran.
 
2007-12-09 12:26:36 PM
FeelthteIllinoise From your linked article
"That's why gold digger doesn't add up. If I just wanted money, I could have aborted the baby," she said.

ummmm....no, she is going for the long-term, 18 year installment plan.

/gold digging biatch
//but these guys are idiots for getting with her
 
2007-12-09 12:28:19 PM
How was he going to force anybody to have sex with his arms stuck by his sides the entire time?
 
2007-12-09 12:30:12 PM
61 posts, and not a SINGLE Denis Leary quote? I'm ashamed . . . or just a fast reader that skipped over something earlier.

"Who has the balls to call themselves the lord of anything, huh? C'mon. Last time somebody called themself lord on this planet they got CRUCIFIED, Michael! and we know where the hammer and the nails are! We could put you up in a couple of minutes!


Did dennis STEAL this bit also?
 
2007-12-09 12:48:18 PM
Welcome to the Machine: FeelthteIllinoise From your linked article
"That's why gold digger doesn't add up. If I just wanted money, I could have aborted the baby," she said.

ummmm....no, she is going for the long-term, 18 year installment plan.

/gold digging biatch
//but these guys are idiots for getting with her


This is why ugly women are better to date and have relationships with.
 
2007-12-09 12:52:11 PM
To summarize one theme of this thread:

Rape is a clever legal fiction used by womyn to keep down the man.
 
2007-12-09 12:53:41 PM
Can you say "High Roller" baby?

/Does that include two tickets to a show and a comped room?
 
2007-12-09 12:55:27 PM
I too came into this thread just to say that it really bothers me that we have the word "baby momma". If it's that common a social situation, I think ya got trouble.
 
2007-12-09 12:56:19 PM
trunkwontopen: flypusher713
Child support settlements ought not to be based on the father's income. It shouldn't be that hard to come up with a reasonable estimate of the average yearly cost of raising a child. The father should be hit up for HALF of that. Let the mother get a job and earn the other half.

Have you ever been to Michigan?


Yes, but not long enough for a chance to become acquainted with their family court system. Are you telling me that they use some common sense??

/that would be a first!

SystemFault: From http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/115280,CST-NWS-urlacher29.article

"In a recent court affidavit, Robertson reported similar money woes. She reported about $12,270 a month in expenses -- including $3,000 for a nanny, $2,000 in clothes, $600 for clubs and entertaining, $1,300 for vacations and $500 in children's entertainment. She makes $500 a month."

Not quite what most guys are looking for in a life partner.


That is just wrong. We all know plenty of people who raise multiple children on far, far less a month. Any person with more than 3 brains cells to rub together would say why not start by slashing the clothes and entertainment budgets- that's $4,400 to reallocate. Just because she suckered a rich man, I guess that means she shouldn't have to worry about living within a reasonable means.

/OTHO the guys are warned about leeches like her
//Think with the right head guys
 
2007-12-09 12:59:00 PM
OneNightStand: Can you say "High Roller" baby?

/Does that include two tickets to a show and a comped room?


That damn commercial makes me want to fling the radio into the wall every time I hear it!!!

/But I don't
//Since I'm NOT a gold-digging skank, I can't afford to keep replacing radios!!
 
2007-12-09 01:08:19 PM
In a recent court affidavit, Robertson reported similar money woes. She reported about $12,270 a month in expenses -- including $3,000 for a nanny, $2,000 in clothes, $600 for clubs and entertaining, $1,300 for vacations and $500 in children's entertainment. She makes $500 a month.

If I had this kind of money I'd be exerting undue influence on politics and creating shady think tanks to troll CNN and Fox.
 
2007-12-09 01:09:41 PM
Flatley's straight?
 
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