But what would Jesus do?

I started dating my wife after I woke up in her bed on a church ski trip. Well, she wasn't my wife at the time. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, since I had gone to sleep on the floor with my girlfriend.

/church isn't all bad

That's some farked up shiat right there.

My question is, exactly what did the mom think the police were going to do?

There's no scat like conservative scat

2 girls 1 cup communion?

The bread's His flesh, the wine's His blood, the pudding's His poo. After burrito night.

LordJiro: The bread's His flesh, the wine's His blood, the pudding's His poo. After burrito night.

WINNER

Mr. Wandrisco and a national spokesman for Young Life say the skits are all in fun and meant to be used as "icebreakers" at the youth group meetings.

"The skits are designed for one reason and one reason only -- for kids to have fun. It's not a dirty joke. The skits are to break down the walls and let them have fun," Mr. Wandrisco said.

Someone was probably getting their fap on and I think it was none other than Mr. Wandrisco, in the baby room, with a binky!

I can sympathize with the DA and the police in this matter.

What crime has Mr. Wandrisco broken, besides making everyone on Fark feel icky?

thet might be a nondenominational organization, but "oj" is/was catholic

I'm a bit disappointed that TFA was unable to provide the context which made this diaper-wearing and simulated shiat-eating seem appropriate to someone.

I mean, I'm curious as hell just how start with Christian Youth Education and end up here.

Walker: The skit took place during the Nov. 29 meeting of the Mt. Lebanon Young Life club, a nondenominational Christian youth group directed by youth minister O.J. Wandrisco.

How many stories have we heard on here about Youth Ministers being pedophiles? I think the police need to go take a look at Mr. Wandrisco's computer. They will probably find a lot of teen boys in diapers pictures. He obviously has a fetish for this kind of thing.

So what if he did?

It's not illegal . . . .

Oznog: I mean, I'm curious as hell just how start with Christian Youth Education and end up here.

You're obviously not a Christian.

Ah yes...Youth Group. Or as it should be called, 'The Hookup for Teens with Christian Parents"

/was groped and played tonsil hokey for the first time at a youth church event. Good times.

I would like to thank my fellow Farkers for setting me straight. After reading the article I thought the mom was a little wacked and the youth group was just being forced to do more and more extreme things to keep the kids entertained, (Young Life ate live goldfish when I was in school) but after reading all of the comments, I've actually changed my view and I think the youth leader is a wacko. If I were the police I might consider filing charges or at least searching the guys house and computer....you know, the whole "ruin his life" routine.

Ms. Metz sounds like a real douche...

makari: ....they also filled an old toilet with mountain dew and had kids bob for baby ruths.

You're shiatTING us?

Let's go LEBO!

/Mt. Lebanon resident and class of '80 grad.

Was it $240 worth of pudding?

So who RTFA? Hands...2 of you?

Suicidal Writer Quote 2007-12-08 07:06:16 PM
What do they do at Islamic camps?

Cut the heads off of infidels while chanting allah is great?

You know why fark doesn't greenlight muslim bashing articles but ok's every christian bashing article submitted? Because they know the muslims will eventually bomb their asses and the christians won't. Brave, huh?

/part time athiest
//part time agnostic

I try and think of myself as a Christian. I'm not good at it, I'll admit that.

But this joker? This is sick, this is wrong, and this is completely against a host of teachings starting with the whole "don't hurt children" deal. Pretty sure this classifies as exploting them.

This is just creepy, and a ways beyond that...

What's wrong with you people? The goal is to try and emulate God. To try and make yourself a 'good' person. To treat others with respect, to help people that need help, to help make them better people through good works and teachings (and not just Bible teachings. Teaching them how to learn how to live life, to get jobs, to have skills, and so much more). To help people overcome things that are morally wrong - drug abuse, addicitions, urges to steal, commit murder, rape and pillage and the like.

This.. crap... this utter, utter crap? Probable explotation from a pervert... and not somthing that should be done at a teen bible camp, period.

/meh

It's an established fact that Jesus used to eat pudding out of diapers. Just read your Bible!

"The next day, as they were coming back from Bethany, Jesus was hungry. He saw in the distance a diaper. And so he went to it, and from the diaper he ate great honkin' spoonfuls of pudding. Jesus said to the diaper, 'Mmmm-HMMM! That there's some damn good puddin'!' And his disciples heard him."
- Mark 11:12-14

Kinda of weird crazy people...

Jesus Christ.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and the one diaper full of pudding and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. He also divided the two fish among them all. He also spooned out pudding from the diaper to all men. And the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces of bread and fish and pudding-diaper.

The number of the men who had eaten was five thousand.

(Matt 14:17-31)

I'm a sophomore in college, and since about fifth or sixth grade have been subjected to routine and demeaning "ice-breakers" at the beginning of every school year. It's some bizarre offshoot of the "self esteem" movement.

That said, this exercise is only slightly more demeaning than what I'm used to at this point. And the pastor committed no crime. What was the point of getting police involved, rather than just talking to the guy?

theorellior Quote 2007-12-08 09:18:42 PM

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived Triaxis, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

Yeah, because every statement you don't like is a troll.

Doesn't make what I said any less true.

Having done all this, and played games like this. I must say I still hold my friend in high regard for winning the "eat nachos off a girl's foot"

Seriously, these games are innocuous. Deal with it.

Does anybody understand the point of this YL story: Making a Difference to Kids.

Here's an example of how Young Life is reaching kids: John regularly attends basketball practice at the high school where he is a Young Life leader. At first, John did not know the young men on the basketball team, but after weeks of watching practice he began to get to know who they were and exchanged a few short conversations with some of the players. One day, one of the players approached John. "You come to watch us practice a lot don't you?" the young man asked John. "Yes, I do," John said. "That's cool," the young man said. "No one does that."

Most kids I know would have asked John if he were a pervert.

Geez, when I went to church camp, our excitement were the dried up cigarettes in the WWII C-rations and learning to tie knots. The girls camp was a mile away through rough timber and we were warned hourly to stay the hell away or we would have to walk home.

Cargo: I just finished eating pudding out my diaper, so I'm really getting a kick out of these comments.

win.

adulescentulus carnifex: 2girls1diaper?

2 girls 1 grail
I'd like to be the first to say Holy shiat
and I thought I went to a messed up church

Triaxis: Suicidal Writer Quote 2007-12-08 07:06:16 PM
What do they do at Islamic camps?

Cut the heads off of infidels while chanting allah is great?

You know why fark doesn't greenlight muslim bashing articles but ok's every christian bashing article submitted? Because they know the muslims will eventually bomb their asses and the christians won't. Brave, huh?

/part time athiest
//part time agnostic

Cuz Christians don't bomb people, hardly ever!

Denial_of_Death

Thank you. That's what I came here to see.

Those crazy christians.

Can't live with them, can't kill them.

Triaxis

You know why fark doesn't greenlight muslim bashing articles but ok's every christian bashing article submitted?

Fark provides plenty of threads for people to rag on the muslims... god knows the teddy-bear threads were a bastian of love and tolerance.

With respect to greenlighting every Christian bashing thread... well... you've clearly never been total fark... while one or two slips out per week, it's nothing in comparison to the hundreds if not thousands that get submitted.

Ceteris paribus, the people who get made fun of, and the stereotypes of the religions that permeate both fark and society, are representative more of the lunatic fringe than the mainstream members of any given church... take your diaper off, quit being such a damn nancy-boy, man up, and have some frickin fun with it already.

It's adults and the media who impose their interpretations on crap like this making it "perverse" or "sick." The guilt and morality of adults screws with the heads of everyone.

Feh. I went to Young Life meetings in high school and had fun. Also went to camps in nocal and british colombia. Met some nice hot young women who wanted to test the bounds of their restrictive faith.

Farking great times.

Nanny Lynnette's Adult Baby Birthday Party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QRg7hNmvQ0 (pops)
(They could do this whole thing wearing other clothing though)

The boys returned to the group, where they were asked to sit in the laps of three girls. The girls spoon-fed baby food to the boys and then gave them baby bottles filled with soda pop. The first boy to finish was the winner.



/Giggity