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MissFeasance		2007-12-07 07:47:15 PM

MissFeasanceos - kid tested, mother approved.

NinjaSocks		2007-12-07 07:48:02 PM

How about...Ninja Socks!!

With marshmallow shuriken bits.

ElAuttin		2007-12-07 07:48:12 PM

Lucky lauttin's.

CarcinogenCrunchies		2007-12-07 07:48:25 PM

Way too easy.

Slogan? "They're grrr-acch-cough-cough-hack-blaaaaach!"

Howie Spankowitz		2007-12-07 07:48:47 PM

Spankoflakes

VinnyV		2007-12-07 07:48:50 PM

Flyin' V's - They get you hiiiigh!

munchkinette		2007-12-07 07:49:04 PM

Chocolate Frosted Munchie Puffs

Slogan: When you really have the munchies

CtrlAltDelete		2007-12-07 07:49:22 PM

Controli-o's!
It's like eating a Task Manager for Breakfast!

NoseBrain		2007-12-07 07:49:34 PM

NoseBrain Crunchies With Brainmellow Bits!

You want to eat them. They want to be eaten. I really fail to see the problem here.

NinjaSocks		2007-12-07 07:49:38 PM

Howie, I would totally buy those.

JerseyTim		2007-12-07 07:49:39 PM

JerseyTims

You need to eat 12 bowls of submitters to match just one bowl of JerseyTims.

can't stop the harmony		2007-12-07 07:49:43 PM

Harmony-Bits! Nothing can stop you now when you start your day with rich, wholesome Harmony-Bits. With marshmallow quarter-notes!

Alice_Liddell		2007-12-07 07:49:56 PM

Honey Bunches O' Alice

byukid		2007-12-07 07:50:18 PM

BYUKID'S CHOCO-CIRCLES!

YOU CAN TASTE THE SHAME AND REGRET!

CtrlAltDelete		2007-12-07 07:50:54 PM

Alice_Liddell: Honey Bunches O' Alice

That's terrifying.

Stoj		2007-12-07 07:50:55 PM

Stojinbran.

It's like sex for your stomach!

Howie Spankowitz		2007-12-07 07:51:05 PM

I might go with Spankberries.

can't stop the harmony		2007-12-07 07:51:40 PM

byukid: YOU CAN TASTE THE SHAME AND REGRET!

This is hilarious.

PleasedToMeetMe		2007-12-07 07:51:41 PM

Pleased To Eat Me's

Chariset		2007-12-07 07:51:57 PM

Chari-Os!

Now with 27% more copyright infringement!

NinjaSocks		2007-12-07 07:51:59 PM

Stoj: It's like sex for your stomach!

That must have an interesting flavor.

IronTom		2007-12-07 07:51:59 PM

IronShards. Cleans your teeth!

kntgsp		2007-12-07 07:52:00 PM

Helen Keller Flakes

El Farquistador		2007-12-07 07:52:19 PM

Los Deliciosos!

Ahora con carne!

byukid		2007-12-07 07:52:28 PM

Howie Spankowitz: I might go with Spankberries.

bow chicka bow wow

gimmedaloot		2007-12-07 07:53:05 PM

gimmedaloot- Breakfast, biatch! Recognize!

chihuahua		2007-12-07 07:53:16 PM

ChiHoHos

Delicious bite-size doggie-shaped Hostess HoHos in every spoonful!

Alice_Liddell		2007-12-07 07:53:18 PM

CtrlAltDelete: That's terrifying.

Terrifyingly delicious!

Hey, now there's a great slogan.

Chariset		2007-12-07 07:53:26 PM

Howie Spankowitz: I might go with Spankberries.

Why not 'Howie Bitz'?

I'd like to bite down on some Howie Bitz.

Howie Spankowitz		2007-12-07 07:53:45 PM

byukid: Howie Spankowitz: I might go with Spankberries.

bow chicka bow wow

...and I've got my slogan.

i_hate_milk		2007-12-07 07:53:57 PM

i_hate_milk's Beereal Cereal.

F*ck milk, eat it with beer.

Stoj		2007-12-07 07:54:15 PM

NinjaSocks: That must have an interesting flavor.

The commercial alone will put those moaning shampoo-ad whores to shame!

PleasedToMeetMe		2007-12-07 07:54:16 PM

chihuahua: Delicious bite-size doggie-shaped Hostess HoHos in every spoonful!

This is the first one that sounds appetizing.

/loves some ho-hos

Furious_Chicken		2007-12-07 07:54:44 PM

Furious Flakes. Why don't you try em?...Chicken?

gimmedaloot		2007-12-07 07:54:52 PM

i_hate_milk: i_hate_milk's Beereal Cereal.

F*ck milk, eat it with beer.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!

some swedish girl		2007-12-07 07:54:54 PM

Swedish girl puffs - filled with Swedish goodness. Ewww!

AliceInWonderland		2007-12-07 07:55:02 PM

Alice In Wonderlands
Eat me. Drink me.

Irascible		2007-12-07 07:55:16 PM

Frosted Irascibles
100% Pure flake
The most fun you can have with your mouth 'til you're 18!
Not applicable in Tennessee, South Carolina, Arkansas or Alabama

byukid		2007-12-07 07:55:21 PM

chihuahua: ChiHoHos

Delicious bite-size doggie-shaped Hostess HoHos in every spoonful!

it could be chiho-hos. a little prostitute in your breakfast to help you "get up"

mmagdalene		2007-12-07 07:55:34 PM

Holy Mmagdalenes:
www.needlenthread.com

"What would Jesus eat?"

can't stop the harmony		2007-12-07 07:55:34 PM

some swedish girl: Swedish girl puffs - filled with Swedish goodness. Ewww!

Are they made out of fish paste or something?

PleasedToMeetMe		2007-12-07 07:55:58 PM

some swedish girl: Swedish girl puffs - filled with Swedish goodness. Ewww!

Didn't we already do a breast milk thread today?

RedMosquito		2007-12-07 07:56:35 PM

RedMosquitO's!

"Now with more blood filling!"

Tachikoma		2007-12-07 07:56:35 PM

Tachikoma-O's

Now with Strawberries.

Free AI chip in every box!

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste		2007-12-07 07:56:36 PM

Eat delicious crusty minty 'O' was peeled off of 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste's hand towel. It could have been somebody, but now its your breakfast.

NancyGracesTesticles		2007-12-07 07:57:08 PM

Grace-Nuts: Fiber and a missing white girl in EVERY BOX!!

Semper Gumby		2007-12-07 07:57:21 PM

Semper Gumby-Os - Gets you ready for anything.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste		2007-12-07 07:57:23 PM

i_hate_milk: i_hate_milk's Beereal Cereal.

F*ck milk, eat it with beer.

You know... you don't even really need the cereal.

Roook		2007-12-07 07:57:35 PM

Roooko Cocoa O's

Now with twice the O's and twice the Flava

Biatch you got be eatin dem O's!

i_hate_milk		2007-12-07 07:57:36 PM

gimmedaloot: WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!

Thanks. Now all I need is a snazzy box design and some color-coordinated bottle openers to throw in as prizes and I'll be rich in no time.

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