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		One man shot, one plastic snowman decapitated after neighborly argument in... wait for it... all together now... Florida (orlandosentinel.com)		47
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Diogenes		2007-12-07 11:54:16 AM

/obligatory

SoxSweepAgain		2007-12-07 12:03:46 PM

"It is rumored that a snowman was decapitated."

THAT is your headline.

Mrs. Roethlisberger		2007-12-07 12:13:22 PM

dstanley		2007-12-07 12:47:52 PM

It is rumored that a snowman was decapitated.

I can't believe that was typed with a straight face.

/I can hear the reporter telling his co-worker, "Dude, they left it in!"

dstanley		2007-12-07 12:49:44 PM

dstanley: his

Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer

/*facepalm*

ccbanker		2007-12-07 02:01:47 PM

Tsk, tsk. You just don't mess with a man's snowman. That's a tazerin'.

macdaddy357		2007-12-07 02:54:01 PM

War on earth, and ill will to men. Merry Christmas!

phillydrifter		2007-12-07 02:54:27 PM

Maybe because of the 'Mother shocked, SHOCKED, to find out her precious snowflake does the same things she does. With the same guy' 5 stories down?

KentuckyBob		2007-12-07 02:55:08 PM

Why the snowman? Why make baby Jesus cry?

robisfunky		2007-12-07 02:55:27 PM

/can never have too much C & H

rigamrts		2007-12-07 02:56:28 PM

Sunny Ray		2007-12-07 02:58:01 PM

A Sheriff's Office report said Sheldon was parking his truck in his yard when he got in some type of an argument with Lankford's sister, Audra Lankford.

His HOA probably stipulates that the homeowners must park in their yards in order to keep it real in Florida ....

dreadpiratecaleb		2007-12-07 02:58:24 PM

much like DLP's mirrors, its the water that makes things that much more insane

/florida born
//thanks god for mississippi

Gobobo		2007-12-07 03:01:12 PM

Ha ha ha!! Love this thread and the snowmen.

/Can't wait for it to snow.

Elvira		2007-12-07 03:01:53 PM

You people who keep wanting a tag for your state don't stand a chance in he11 against Florida.

/dear lord what a hell hole that state must be

kirby528		2007-12-07 03:05:10 PM

I don't really have anything to say on this article, but I'm loving the Calvin and Hobbes snowman comics. Keep em comin.

i50.photobucket.com

gorgor		2007-12-07 03:06:25 PM

I saw a snowman on Miami Vice.

FunkyRedrum		2007-12-07 03:07:06 PM

It is rumored that a snowman was decapitated.

Hard-hitting journalism at its best.

The_Original_Roxtar		2007-12-07 03:07:43 PM

C&H snowmen collection be gentle, it's on somebody's angelfire account (new window)

bugmn99		2007-12-07 03:10:06 PM

That's raht. Yew don't mess wit' a feller's sister y'all.

kirby528		2007-12-07 03:11:16 PM

The_Original_Roxtar

People still have angelfire accounts?

That's more newsworthy than this story

The_Original_Roxtar		2007-12-07 03:14:25 PM

kirby528: People still have angelfire accounts?

That's more newsworthy than this story

it surprised the hell out of me too!

just be glad it isn't geocities!

soulexposed		2007-12-07 03:17:37 PM

I came for the Calvin & Hobbes references and was not disappointed.

PirateKing		2007-12-07 03:20:23 PM

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FROSTY!

Calabai_Yau		2007-12-07 03:34:36 PM

+1 for Calvin and Hobbes!

What's the deal with Florida and headlines, can't we be more subtle about it? It's already there in the tag.

This was much better:

SoxSweepAgain: "It is rumored that a snowman was decapitated."

THAT is your headline.

Tillmaster		2007-12-07 03:34:37 PM

This isn't just Florida - it's Winterhaven. I had to travel there regularly on business many years ago. Awful place.

ExRedStater		2007-12-07 03:36:35 PM

bugmn99: That's raht. Yew don't mess wit' a feller's sister y'all.

Ugh...I just threw up a lil'.

DrForrester		2007-12-07 03:36:44 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: kirby528: People still have angelfire accounts?

That's more newsworthy than this story

it surprised the hell out of me too!

just be glad it isn't geocities!

Ha, I used to work for an ISP in a redneck logging town. We also offered web hosting. Once I got a call about web hosting from a woman who said "I know all about the Internet and web design. I've got a site on Geocities."

She pronounced it "gee-OSS-itties."

Polar Bear Cub		2007-12-07 03:38:29 PM

FTA:On his way home, the report said, Matthew Lankford drove through Sheldon's yard and ran over his Christmas decorations. It is rumored that a snowman was decapitated.

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hockeyfarker		2007-12-07 03:40:05 PM

If that snowman carried a gun, this would never have happened

rigamrts		2007-12-07 03:40:31 PM

in russia snowmen behead you

danlpoon		2007-12-07 03:40:36 PM

One more Florida tag and, I swear, I'm taking my personal anecdotes, MILF pics and witty reparte straight over to Digg.com.

You won't have danlpoon to kick around anymore.

SoxSweepAgain		2007-12-07 03:40:54 PM

I have a site on Geocities, and I'd forgotten about it. Went an looked... it's had 2105 hits in 7 years!

/Will check back in 10 years.

i_eat_beans		2007-12-07 03:41:42 PM

I've never made a snowman =[

Polar Bear Cub		2007-12-07 03:43:06 PM

Polar Bear Cub		2007-12-07 03:44:13 PM

i_eat_beans: I've never made a snowman =[

Loser

hockeyfarker		2007-12-07 03:45:10 PM

danlpoon: One more Florida tag and, I swear, I'm taking my personal anecdotes, MILF pics and witty reparte straight over to Digg.com.

You won't have danlpoon to kick around anymore.

Repeat

danlpoon		2007-12-07 03:48:54 PM

Repeat

I said: Florida is a land of milk and honey and Florida is closest thing to heaven on earth (besides candy) and it's a living fossil and Florida has "Gone Green" through its shifting paradigm regimes and we have golf.

gorgor		2007-12-07 04:34:07 PM

danlpoon

But it's America's Wang!

Downtown Dave		2007-12-07 04:35:17 PM

A Sheriff's Office report said Sheldon was parking his truck in his yard

Well that pretty much says it all

Lorelle		2007-12-07 04:55:28 PM

Shee-it...not even a snowman is safe from gun-totin' idiots in this country.

KrispyKritter		2007-12-07 04:57:07 PM

Laughed so hard it hurt. Thank you, all.

Tonto's Expanding Headband		2007-12-07 05:00:44 PM

danlpoon One more Florida tag and, I swear, I'm taking my personal anecdotes, MILF pics and witty reparte straight over to Digg.com.

Wait, wait a minute. Don't do anything hasty. Let's talk about these MILF pics...

Downtown Dave		2007-12-07 05:08:47 PM

Wait, the current temperature in Winter Haven is 78 degrees. WTF?

rtoahty		2007-12-07 05:12:22 PM

Just change it to a FLORIDUH tag.

shaft6969		2007-12-07 05:12:27 PM

Calabai_Yau:+1 for Calvin and Hobbes!

What's the deal with Florida and headlines, can't we be more subtle about it? It's already there in the tag.

/All of this.

//And the "wait for it..." needs to DIAF immediately. Fark anyone who think's that's witty or amusing in the slightest.

///Florida tag is self-obvious, that's the Farking point111!@!@!111