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(News.com.au)   Boy, expelled for "grabbing his crotch, rubbing his nipples and rolling his eyes" while listening to class-sanctioned rap music in school, uses the old "I was imitating an opera singer" defense during appeal   (news.com.au) divider line 53
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2007-12-07 01:16:27 AM
I would have gone for "I was imitating Michael Jackson"
 
2007-12-07 01:40:06 AM
Charles Bird was expelled from Campbelltown's Broughton Anglican College

And so begins the "Don't Chuck the Bird" era at Campbelltown Broughton Anglican College.
 
2007-12-07 01:47:58 AM
All at the same time? Lay off him, that's impressive.
 
2007-12-07 01:56:03 AM
Good luck with the nipple rubbing. Oh, wait...he doesn't NEED luck...he's GOOD.

/Two of hearts....
 
2007-12-07 03:02:49 AM
Heamer?
 
2007-12-07 03:04:56 AM
Charles Bird was expelled from Campbelltown's Broughton Anglican College in March after making gestures of masturbation in a personal development, health and physical education class.

Yeah, cos we don't talk about... those things ... in health class.
/"smack that, all on the floor, smack that, til you get sore..."
 
2007-12-07 03:07:05 AM
Is grabbing your crotch, rubbing your nipples and rolling you eyes the modern equivalent of patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time?
 
2007-12-07 03:12:26 AM
I'm doing all of that right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

//How YOU doin'?
 
2007-12-07 03:13:24 AM
 
2007-12-07 03:13:46 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2007-12-07 03:15:22 AM
upload.wikimedia.orgapproves
 
2007-12-07 03:19:59 AM
word to your mother

sillydad.com
 
2007-12-07 03:25:56 AM
If grabbing your crotch, rubbing your nipples and rolling your eyes is wrong then I don't want to be right!


...alternatively...


I am currently grabbing my crotch, rubbing my nipples and rolling my eyes, so I am getting a big kick out of some of these replies...
 
2007-12-07 03:28:23 AM
Oh so he was expelled 9 months ago but nevertheless enrolled in another school and completed his work and is headed for HSC which I can only imagine is higher schooling for clowns.

/big whoop
 
2007-12-07 03:35:20 AM
class-sanctioned rap music in school

Is our children learning?
 
2007-12-07 03:47:09 AM
Do you know what I like to do...
movies.infinitecoolness.com
just thinking about hacking a Gibson?!
 
2007-12-07 03:49:35 AM
These are the lyrics the song they were playing for diversity training and programming.(except where filyered for racial slurs etc by FARK's loving and fragile server He pantomimed masturbation to this. And he got expelled.

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Money in the air as mo feel grad you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
Dont tell, wont tell, baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well,
Take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
If u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight
And ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Akon]
Shorty I can see u aint lonely handfull of nubians n they all got cheese,
So u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
Tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
Throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub,
U kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
Girl I spend money like it dont mean nuthin n besides I got a thing for u.
[ I Wanna Love You lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
Birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u),
Its cool we jet the mood is set,
Your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
Ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinin' n lookin at me.

[Akon]
Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
Baby u got a phatty the type I like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary,
Cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
Lil' mully dont get caught up to fast but I got a thing for you.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

Girl...

If you believe the I Wanna Love You lyrics are not correct you can correct them.

View more Akon lyrics.

Have you already checked out Akon - Wanna Be Starting Something and Akon - Sorry, Blame It On Me?



I think that he was done a favor by being thrown out of that school by the schools representatives before they succeeded in molding him into one of them.
 
2007-12-07 03:56:41 AM
Wait. He was expelled for pretending to masturbate in class. Gee, I'm sure glad that I didn't grow up in Australia. I can't imagine what would have happened to me...

/Wait, what?
 
2007-12-07 04:23:22 AM
A guy at my high school was scratching himself in athletic shorts and some girl got a glimpse of his berries. Fast forward through the administrators, parents, and police and you get to the part where he damn near got placed on the national sex offender list.
 
2007-12-07 04:25:36 AM
He was imitating Simon Cowell
 
2007-12-07 04:29:58 AM
JamesDeSimas: This? NSFW(new window)

First thing I thought of.

Second thing? It rubs the lotion on its skin...
 
2007-12-07 04:31:14 AM
Well this is meant to be strike #3 but since we don't know 1&2 were there is no way to decide if this falls under the class clown or this is enough is enough is enough
 
2007-12-07 04:31:15 AM
Should've used the Costanza defense:
img84.imageshack.us
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2007-12-07 04:39:31 AM
Pretty lousy thing to get expelled for, especially seeing as how the school isn't exactly prudish cosidering the choice of music.

I got kicked out of Christian school for using the breast of the girl who sat in front of me in algebra as a ramp for my finger board (small skateboard). By the time they were done with me I'd been raping her with my mind.
 
2007-12-07 04:59:07 AM
Meh, I managed to strip in school once without getting in trouble. Well, sort of. It was for my student council speech in junior high, and in playing around with the concept of speech-making and the cliche of picturing the audience in the underwear/naked (but that would just be tramatizing!) I concluded that I should just picture the audience in their pajamas, keeping it PG (or PJ, as the case might have been.) However, "as I'm not very imaginative," I concluded it be best if I just wore my pajamas, because that should break the ice well. I'll never forget the look of horror on the nuns' faces as they saw take off that Catholic school uniform and reveal my tanktop and PJ pants. After that, I launched into a stand up routine about various student council issues, and had the place in hysterics.

As a relatively unpopular girl who had was running against the three richest, prettiest girls in my grade, I had a lot to go up against. But I won. And the nuns couldn't say shiat about it to me because it was their own negligence for not reading my speech that caused my stunt to slip by. In the zero tolerance society of 8 years later, I have to wonder what would have happened to me.
/There's a rule now against stripping during student council speeches
//Legend man, that's freaking legend
///Drunk, longing for simpler days
 
2007-12-07 05:01:00 AM
If I ever spawn and my kid's school plays class-sanctioned rap music, that school principal will be getting an industrial sized can of whoop-ass.
 
2007-12-07 05:16:13 AM
Madonna does opera? Who'da thunk it
 
2007-12-07 05:21:08 AM
Macular Degenerate: If I ever spawn and my kid's school plays class-sanctioned rap music, that school principal will be getting an industrial sized can of whoop-ass.

Don't worry, by the time you have kids, they'll be playing death polka in the schools.
 
2007-12-07 06:28:28 AM
RamblinReck89: you get to the part where he damn near got placed on the national sex offender list.

To be fair the girl "nearly" got pregneant from gawking at the guys nutsack while he was fingering it too.
 
2007-12-07 06:29:35 AM
I thought opera was all about fat people singing in Dutch or something. I might have to go check out one of these opera things!
 
2007-12-07 06:45:00 AM
MadAzza: Don't worry, by the time you have kids, they'll be playing death polka in the schools.

I just got a very weird mental image of Dimmu Borgir riding flying tubas into Valhalla.
 
2007-12-07 06:54:12 AM
"This story is relevant to my interests"
img.photobucket.com
 
2007-12-07 07:25:31 AM
He was readmitted to the school on probation after a previous suspension for being caught in the girls' room at 3am on a school excursion to Canberra

Sounds like this kid is the real "headmaster"

Miss Misery: As a relatively unpopular girl who had was running against the three richest, prettiest girls in my grade, I had a lot to go up against.

Do you have any pictures of you up against them?
 
2007-12-07 08:02:28 AM
Zagloba: I just got a very weird mental image of Dimmu Borgir riding flying tubas into Valhalla.

Holy shiat...I never knew snorting mini wheats into my nasal cavities would hurt so damn much!
 
2007-12-07 08:43:13 AM
I blame America.
 
2007-12-07 08:58:15 AM
Miss Misery "take off that Catholic school uniform and reveal my tanktop and PJ pants."


Useless without...... etc., etc.
 
2007-12-07 09:26:06 AM
Just think, this kid has to go through the rest of his school days being known as the "masturbating boy"
 
2007-12-07 09:49:45 AM
Wolf Flywheel: Miss Misery "take off that Catholic school uniform and reveal my tanktop and PJ pants."


Useless without...... etc., etc.


Dude...she was 12.
 
2007-12-07 10:27:49 AM
'Masturbating' boy can't return to school

Right, send him home to sit alone in his room for several days - that'll stop him from masturbating.
 
2007-12-07 10:31:42 AM
Australia is pretty farked up though... Every week I hear about some major political bullshiat and such... it sounds like they've already fully transformed into a nanny state...
 
2007-12-07 10:33:41 AM
O behave. I was horny baby.. do you want to shag?
 
2007-12-07 10:42:41 AM
Because everyone knows that masturbation is dirty, filthy, perverted, sick, twisted, demented, reprehensible, degrading and unholy act.

/should have stoned him
 
2007-12-07 10:52:16 AM
Highroller48: Good luck with the nipple rubbing. Oh, wait...he doesn't NEED luck...he's GOOD.

/Two of hearts....


Hah! Awesome!

/"Oh sorry Nipples!"
 
2007-12-07 10:56:03 AM
Without looking at the tag, I was guessing this took place in Florida.

Wrong continent.
 
2007-12-07 11:29:01 AM
Nipples?

i170.photobucket.com

/approves.
//couldn't find a farking screen capture of him actually grabbing at his nipples.
 
2007-12-07 12:03:44 PM
Perfectly reasonable defense. Matti Salminen used to do that kind of stuff all the time.
 
2007-12-07 12:14:51 PM
Miss Misery: As a relatively unpopular girl who had was running against the three richest, prettiest girls in my grade,

Judging by your profile pictures and your penchant for stripping, I don't believe you'll have any problems with popularity here.


//How YOU doin`?
 
2007-12-07 12:40:04 PM
Wait, but it's o.k to listen to this shat in school, as a project even?

WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA?
 
2007-12-07 12:52:21 PM
GodLovesBeer: Wait, but it's o.k to listen to this shat in school, as a project even?

WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA?


Well, several things are wrong with America, but I fear I can't just list them off as I'm pretty sure it'd fill up the comment box.

However, in regards to this article, nothing is wrong with America as it happened in Australia. :P
 
2007-12-07 01:00:04 PM
img.photobucket.com
/approves
//shamonah
 
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