Oh sure, blame it on the dog.

your dog wants steak.

NOT FISH

Frying fish smells terrible (in my opinion). I can only imagine how awful it is to a dog's far superior sense of smell.

/and thats why I have cats.

And thus, it was done.

which cliche would that be? did the owner diaf?


/is doing it wrong

Which cliché is that?

FAIL?

Or

I can has barbecue?

?

I Eat Laser For Breakfast: your dog wants steak.

NOT FISH

Beat me to it

steak....

ukiah: Frying fish smells terrible (in my opinion). I can only imagine how awful it is to a dog's far superior sense of smell.

/and thats why I have cats.

I think that one should require a special permit from the EPA to cook fish, or boil cabbage.

Fish should either be grilled or made into sushi. Cabbage belongs in coleslaw or kimchee.

Don't walk away from frying food. Dumbass!

Elvis Da King: I Eat Laser For Breakfast: your dog wants steak.

NOT FISH

Beat me to it

Yeah, believe it or not, so did subby.

/Wanted for questioning

"Your dog wants steak" almost feels like an 1890 phrase at this point, and I've only been around for a couple years.

OK, if not 1890, then, like "Hudsucker Proxy" era.

/I love steak and so does my dog.

FTFA:



BWAHAHAHAHA

/going to hell
//driving the bus

The woman's husband said the important thing is that everyone made it out safely, including the dog and their pet bird.

...and what about the fish?

Topeka Fire Department Capt. Greg Degand said residents tried to douse the blaze, which started on a stove in the kitchen. But the flames spread to the attic and fully engulfed the house.

They tried to "douse" the flames? Because I usually associate the word "douse" with water or other liquid. I seem to recall something from second grade about not throwing water on a grease fire...

buckler: Topeka Fire Department Capt. Greg Degand said residents tried to douse the blaze, which started on a stove in the kitchen. But the flames spread to the attic and fully engulfed the house.

They tried to "douse" the flames? Because I usually associate the word "douse" with water or other liquid. I seem to recall something from second grade about not throwing water on a grease fire...
Just playing the laws of probability: the chances the firefighters are idiots are much smaller than the chances they were appropriately dousing a non-grease fire, or the chances the reporters missed the ball.

Funny headline. My wife boiled cabbage the other day. That stuff stinks. The cabbage, I mean.

Day_Old_Dutchie

Fish should either be grilled or made into sushi.

You say this because you have never had fish and chips.

Cabbage belongs in coleslaw or kimchee.

Don't you ever let my Bubbeh hear you be talking all that smack about cabbage. She'll stuff you full of stuffed cabbage, cabbage and noodles, and sakay (I don't know to spell that) ghoulash until you can't move, then be all passive aggressive and guilt trip you about not coming to see her often enough until you want to farking kill yourself. Come to think of it, she does a pretty good fish fry, too. But anyway, all of these foods smell fantastic while cooking.

/but kimchee is pretty damned good
//but technically, it's napa
///and radishes

it's a trap.

Subby was thinking of this one:

Another reason to get a cat. They love it when we cook fish.

Oh my god I actually LOL'd. Actually, literally.

Of course, it TOOK me like 15 seconds to figure out which cliche, but then the giggle overwhelmed me and morphed into apocalyptic shudders of pure, exhausting laughter.

If only there was a place where memes and clichés could be liberally tossed around like salad at an E.coli outbreak.

So the dog shut the door behind her...was she too dumb to open it again?

Dog?

Steak, your dog wants it.