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(AutoBlog)   Say hello to the Lamborghini Reventon, the car designed after a stealth bomber. If you're looking for your balls, they rolled under that desk over there   (autoblog.com) divider line 299
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2007-12-04 10:51:04 AM
Hmmm.....looks vaguely familiar.......
img108.mytextgraphics.com
 
2007-12-04 12:19:29 PM
It's all angles. My car is curvy and has hips.

lh6.google.com
 
2007-12-04 12:24:46 PM
I love Lambo's & all fast cars, but that thing is butt-ass ugly.
 
2007-12-04 12:43:55 PM
Good job with the carbon footprint there Eurofarts.
 
2007-12-04 12:44:40 PM
But is it invisible to the cops' radar?
 
2007-12-04 12:45:18 PM
I'm a man.

Male fascination with cars is the farking stupidest thing in the world, next to the wide-spread belief in god and super bowl Sunday.
 
M-G
2007-12-04 12:45:20 PM
Meh. It's just a Volkswagen.
 
2007-12-04 12:45:20 PM
Why would I be looking for my balls? I wouldn't hesitate to get in one and see what it does.

/hopes it has airbags
 
2007-12-04 12:45:54 PM
It looks like the manifestation of what Transformers in the 80's thought cool futuristic vehicles should look like.

This is the vehicular equivalent of pointy knees. Not that I wouldn't take one if I was offered it, but goddamn, it's pretty ugly.
 
2007-12-04 12:46:09 PM
Everett the Red: Good job with the carbon footprint there Eurofarts.

Uh huh. 20 examples of this Lambo V-12 vs. 46,568 Ford F-150s every month.

You might be a retard.
 
2007-12-04 12:48:20 PM
rikdanger: It's all angles. My car is curvy and has hips.

Do you live in Tucson? That neighborhood looks VERY familiar.
 
2007-12-04 12:48:59 PM
It probably accelerates faster than a stealth bomber and comes with three balls in the glove compartment. And who cares what it looks like? If you can see it while you're driving it, you're doing it wrong.
 
2007-12-04 12:49:04 PM
Actually, that's my kind of styling, although taken to an extreme...

/actually far more of a Ferrari guy
//up until now, thought Lambos were the automotive equivalent of a former redneck body-building porn king with a small wee-wee...
 
2007-12-04 12:49:07 PM
I'd have gone with a Reventon.

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2007-12-04 12:49:19 PM
Why do people think these stats are so amazing? I have a liter bike that is 1 of 25,000 and it cost a fraction of that damn car. Did I mention that it's faster and it actually sounds like a crotch rocket? I love smearing corvettes and ferraris with my bike and I hope I see this @ss car out there too so I leave the owner wishing he wasn't so stupid.
 
2007-12-04 12:49:23 PM
A car just ain't cool unless it has nice curves. Sharp edges don't cut it, funnily enough.

/oooh, I see Rikdanger understands.
 
2007-12-04 12:49:23 PM
Reventon must be code for "Penis Substitute"
 
2007-12-04 12:49:29 PM
This was a fantastic amazing article written a month ago.

Way to be on the cutting edge! I can't wait for the article on the invention of the wheel!
 
2007-12-04 12:49:39 PM
rikdanger: It's all angles. My car is curvy and has hips.

Very Nice!


BobtheFascist: I love Lambo's & all fast cars, but that thing is butt-ass ugly.

I agree 100%
Not that I would turn one down if it was given to me. But I would sell it and and look for what rikdanger: has.

BTW, whoever did that video in TA needs some help with the sound mixer. Also the "stealth bomber" is the B-2 which is the huge smooth bodied bat wing looking plane. The one with all the choppy angles is generally called the "stealth fighter" and is actually named the F-117. There is a HUGE difference. (even though the F-117 is considered a fighter-bomber its still classified as a fighter thus the F in F-117)
 
2007-12-04 12:50:00 PM
Looks like the bastard child of the Batmobile and the Mach 5 with some odd angles thrown in for the hell of it.

For the $1 million price tag, it better come with a chimpanzee and radar deflecting capabilities.
 
2007-12-04 12:50:20 PM
rikdanger: My car is curvy and has hips.

Replica?


/Silly question I suppose
//Since most originals are never driven
 
2007-12-04 12:50:26 PM
rikdanger: It's all angles. My car is curvy and has hips.

Do you drive it or have sex with it?
 
2007-12-04 12:50:41 PM
Great, another over-priced penis-mobile.
 
2007-12-04 12:50:45 PM
carmi990: Why do people think these stats are so amazing? I have a liter bike that is 1 of 25,000 and it cost a fraction of that damn car. Did I mention that it's faster and it actually sounds like a crotch rocket? I love smearing corvettes and ferraris with my bike and I hope I see this @ss car out there too so I leave the owner wishing he wasn't so stupid.

Wow... that's some nice car rage, there.
 
2007-12-04 12:50:57 PM
Kar98
Uh huh. 20 examples of this Lambo V-12 vs. 46,568 Ford F-150s every month.

You might be a retard.


Yes, but the Lambo is a pure example of useless extravagance. A F-150 is actually utilitarian. Go ahead and try to haul 50 bales of hay with the Lambo.
 
2007-12-04 12:50:59 PM
carmi990: Why do people think these stats are so amazing? I have a liter bike that is 1 of 25,000 and it cost a fraction of that damn car. Did I mention that it's faster and it actually sounds like a crotch rocket?

Did you notice that it lacks a roof, windshield and heater?
 
2007-12-04 12:51:05 PM
Looks like a Delorian.
 
2007-12-04 12:51:39 PM
Screw all you haters.

I will have one, or whatever replaces it by the time I have the cash
 
2007-12-04 12:51:41 PM
g4ginteractive.com

I still like my Pimp Mobile
 
2007-12-04 12:51:43 PM
That's ReBenton:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfmMsP2Tls
 
2007-12-04 12:52:26 PM
Looked better when Cadillac did it.
www.edge-inc.net

Pissed they sacked the idea :(
 
2007-12-04 12:52:46 PM
Everett the Red: the Lambo is a pure example of useless extravagance. A F-150 is actually utilitarian. Go ahead and try to haul 50 bales of hay with the Lambo.

That's what Pedro and his El Camino are for. Me, hauling bales of hay? Well, I guess I could do it, whenever he gets picked up by La Migra again. One bale at a time, on the passenger seat. Probably still faster :-)
 
2007-12-04 12:54:48 PM
luckybastard: I'd have gone with a Reventon.

You sure that's not a Cadillac Cien concept car?
 
2007-12-04 12:54:59 PM
1967 Ford Fairlane XL. Watch out for the stains on the back seat.
 
2007-12-04 12:55:22 PM
Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: I still like my Pimp Mobile

That was my Aunt Martha's '63 Caddy too. Same color even. Man that takes me back.

/All the way back to '63 unfortunately.
 
2007-12-04 12:56:05 PM
Kar98
That's what Pedro and his El Camino are for. Me, hauling bales of hay? Well, I guess I could do it, whenever he gets picked up by La Migra again. One bale at a time, on the passenger seat. Probably still faster :-)

Bales are too big for a passenger seat, especially in a Lambo.
 
2007-12-04 12:56:09 PM
as a very annoying old buddy of mine used to say " I'll take a 911 and change" ...
 
2007-12-04 12:56:13 PM
got DAMN that is a SWEET car.
 
2007-12-04 12:56:31 PM
Each day I'm a little bit less interested in these types of things..

What good are these cars if only 20 people get one, and they're among the most wealthy in the world..? Sorry I'd love to play with your rich people toys, but I'll never be able too.. >:( So fark-em


Meanwhile our major car companies keep pushing out ugly, slow, unreliable boxes for 50k..

My only escape might be to purchase an old Z06, add 15k in engine mods, then rocket past anything Ferrari or Lamborghini makes..
 
2007-12-04 12:56:46 PM
It's all angles. My car is curvy and has hips.

Funny how people who live in subdivisions are really focused on cars.

/the daily commuter "lifestyle" is farting up the whole planet.
 
2007-12-04 12:56:47 PM
Everett the Red: A F-150 is actually utilitarian. Go ahead and try to haul 50 bales of hay with the Lambo.

Most F150 owners I see on the road don't look like their tires ever leave urban asphalt, much less haul anything other than groceries.
 
2007-12-04 12:56:51 PM
Everett the Red: Yes, but the Lambo is a pure example of useless extravagance. A F-150 is actually utilitarian. Go ahead and try to haul 50 bales of hay with the Lambo.

To be fair, I see a lot of douchebags who drive 12mpg monstrosities around town because it's a status symbol.
 
2007-12-04 12:57:10 PM
Kar98: carmi990: Why do people think these stats are so amazing? I have a liter bike that is 1 of 25,000 and it cost a fraction of that damn car. Did I mention that it's faster and it actually sounds like a crotch rocket?

Did you notice that it lacks a roof, windshield and heater?


It's 18 degrees every morning here and I'm still riding my bike into work. When your balls are perched directly on top of a motor things tent to stay warm where it counts.... and there is a windshield.... you tuck below it when doing 200+ and why would I need a roof?
 
2007-12-04 12:57:14 PM
Lamborghinis are a joke. An expensive joke played on people by an automaker who never raced. Hence the bull right there on the Lamborghini logo.
 
2007-12-04 12:57:28 PM
Everett the Red: Kar98
Uh huh. 20 examples of this Lambo V-12 vs. 46,568 Ford F-150s every month.

You might be a retard.

Yes, but the Lambo is a pure example of useless extravagance. A F-150 is actually utilitarian. Go ahead and try to haul 50 bales of hay with the Lambo.


I suspect that the percentage of F-150s sold in this country actually used to haul hay is is pretty close to the percentage of Lamborghini's used to haul hay, once statistical error ranges are thrown in there.
 
2007-12-04 12:58:15 PM
bitteroldman: even though the F-117 is considered a fighter-bomber its still classified as a fighter thus the F in F-117

The F-117 is a light tactical bomber. While in theory it could be loaded with AA missiles instead of AG, it's got very limited internal weapon space and it's not really maneuverable enough to be a good fighter.

Basically even it's designation as a Fighter is subterfuge against our sock puppet "enemy."
 
2007-12-04 12:58:48 PM
carmi990: . When your balls are perched directly on top of a motor things tent to stay warm where it counts

Shenanigans
 
2007-12-04 12:58:49 PM
Screw you guys, this car is hot. If I had a million dollars, I'd invest it instead of buy this car though.


/0 to retirement in 5 years
 
2007-12-04 12:58:53 PM
Tentacle

Most F150 owners I see on the road don't look like their tires ever leave urban asphalt, much less haul anything other than groceries.

Understood. I know what you mean.


Keep Texas Zombie Free

To be fair, I see a lot of douchebags who drive 12mpg monstrosities around town because it's a status symbol.

Well a douche bag is still a douche bag, be it with a Lambo or a F-150.
 
2007-12-04 12:59:10 PM
The Drunk IT Guy: Each day I'm a little bit less interested in these types of things..

What good are these cars if only 20 people get one, and they're among the most wealthy in the world..? Sorry I'd love to play with your rich people toys, but I'll never be able too.. >:( So fark-em


Meanwhile our major car companies keep pushing out ugly, slow, unreliable boxes for 50k..

My only escape might be to purchase an old Z06, add 15k in engine mods, then rocket past anything Ferrari or Lamborghini makes..


Kawasaki will rocket past you... STOCK
 
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