hate to break it to these broads but ugly fat chicks already killed the thong in the late 90's. They may as well use a Ricky Martin song as their anthem. Go put on your mom jeans and stop making me sick with your pasty white saggy skin muffin tops bustin out of your abdomen.

Monica Bellucci. That is all.

So, wait a minute. Why are all the farkers talking about the thong bikini when, if you click on the website, the women are clearly referencing thong sandals, which is what the footwear used to be called before the thong biking took front and center. Not real sure if this mistake by the farkers is intentional, sheer ignorance or just trying to be funny. But, wow gang, bad form.

\totally surprised no one on the page knows what a thong sandal is.
\\the list of women over 30 is solid, however.

This story ran in February. Maybe we should keep running it twice a year with near identical headlines.

February's headline: "Old and busted: Red Hat Society. New hotness: Blue Thong Society"

Where the fark are the pictures, biatches?!

It wasn't until I went to the website that I realized it was blue FLIP FLOPS, not underwear.

/Doesn't really get why cheap shoes are more chic than a hat.

PetuniaPumpkin: This story ran in February. Maybe we should keep running it twice a year with near identical headlines.

February's headline: "Old and busted: Red Hat Society. New hotness: Blue Thong Society"

I'll submit it around may, with "Not News: Red Hat Society. Fark: Blue Thong Society."

psunbird92: So, wait a minute. Why are all the farkers talking about the thong bikini when, if you click on the website, the women are clearly referencing thong sandals, which is what the footwear used to be called before the thong biking took front and center. Not real sure if this mistake by the farkers is intentional, sheer ignorance or just trying to be funny. But, wow gang, bad form.

\totally surprised no one on the page knows what a thong sandal is.
\\the list of women over 30 is solid, however.

It's an effective filter for who did/did not RTFA.

DO NOT WANT!

/ pics disabled?

From the BHS website event calendar...

December 5th @ 6:30 PM

Blue Thong Society HORE Party

Kelly Golden's

See ya there!

/Holiday, Ornament, Recipe Exchange
//D'OH!

Did you know that the pics are disabled?

their logo is all kinds of wrong. Lookes like toes in a thong, but I can't decide if it's people toes, or camel toes.

I just grossed myself out

FTFA: ""We're all women who were part of a cause, the '60s generation. We were the ones out burning bras and fighting for equal rights. We're kind of doers." "

There were never any recorded incedents of bra-burning in the 1960's. It perhaps the most wide-spread urban legend of the feminist civil rights movement. Surprised someone who ACTUALLY LIVED THEN didn't know better.

Feminist protests, Miss America, and "bra burning" (new window)

By the way, just what do those biatches mean by "60-ish?" It's really a little frightening. Am I "10-ish" because I am 19? Or can I call "30-ish" since I am more than halfway there? There's no point in my even using "20-ish" since I am too close to be "ish" in any sence of the word.
/Remember guys, make sure she's 18, not just "18-ish."

Wil_Mahfingahdo: Where the fark are the pictures, biatches?!

http://www.dailymotion.com/media/dyn/group_icon/160x160/37510.jpg?2007022217594 8

This thread is uselessuseful without pics!

Macular Degenerate: frostbyt: Hot women over 30 do not exist in nature.

Hell no, who would want to look at these ugly hose-beasts:

Marisa Tomei, 44

Mariska Hargitay, 43

Sarah Jessica Parker, 42

Gweneth Paltrow, 36

Courteney Cox, 43

Heidi Klum, 34

Angelina Jolie, 33

Denise Richards, 36


It's probably been said, but Hollywood is NOT nature.

Your Fairy Hockey Player: It's probably been said, but Hollywood is NOT nature.

Well we could start coming up with names in our various communities but the names would mean nothing to you.

Oh, and Phoebe Cates.

MiamiChef: Link (new window)

Why are pictures disabled in this thread?

Because, no one wants to see 50 yr olds in blue thongs!

fanbladesaresharp: psunbird92: So, wait a minute. Why are all the farkers talking about the thong bikini when, if you click on the website, the women are clearly referencing thong sandals, which is what the footwear used to be called before the thong biking took front and center. Not real sure if this mistake by the farkers is intentional, sheer ignorance or just trying to be funny. But, wow gang, bad form.

\totally surprised no one on the page knows what a thong sandal is.
\\the list of women over 30 is solid, however.

It's an effective filter for who did/did not RTFA.

TFA:They took that thong image - a blend of the panty and the footwear, which symbolized their view of themselves - and settled on blue as their identifying color.

Also, I thought the Red Hat Society was something the Simpsons made up until I read this article.

cripes, people...a thread title with the words thong in it and all you can do is argue about who's hot over 30. You people remind of a Redbook magazine.

I was hoping this was an article about how the bloods and crips had started accessorizing.

JohDHJ: CygnusDarius: Linux

Thank god I wasn't the only one to think that the article was about Linux distribution battle!

Nah, didn't catch me. I moved to Ubuntu a couple years ago. Red Hat is old hat.

salsashark1: The Blue Thong Society . . . "We will not conform!"

A summary of them, via their site:

"We are loud, arrogant, biatchy biatches who think that we blazed trails and made things happen in this world. And we're not afraid to go to restaurants, get drunk, and try to recapture our youth."

Not exactly the first thing that comes to mind when you think of "will not conform."

They sound exactly like every 'mid-life crisis' male who buys an ugly toupee, gets a convertible, and starts hanging out at the club.

Come to think of it, maybe it's therapy for these old bats. No one else thinks as much of them as they think of themselves, so they all meet up tell each other how important they are.

People, people!!
You forgot MILF of the year:

Jenny McCarthy, 40

theoriginalslash:So what is "Generation Z" gonna do? The Purple Butt Plug Society

I snorted.
+1

youshallhaveeverbeen: you know who else was horsefaced?

Hilary Swank?

(she's 33.)

RE Monica Bellucci. That is all.

Hell yeah... I'm thinking she will be teh hotness at any age.

After reading the article- thanks for the disabled pics.