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(AZCentral)   Poll: 20% of women would give up sex for perfect hair.   ( divider line
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1430 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2001 at 8:52 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-31 08:58:44 AM  
i guess this is what Penelope Cruz did
2001-07-31 09:03:18 AM  
I guess this is what my wife did.
2001-07-31 09:04:44 AM  
Personally, I'd give up all my hair for perfect sex.
2001-07-31 09:10:08 AM  
So this must be the people that take the anti-baldness pill that has the side affect of "erectile disfunction". Get your hair back so you can attract women, you just can't do anything with the ones you attract. Rather ironic if you ask me.
2001-07-31 09:14:28 AM  
Damn - Someguy beat me to it.
2001-07-31 09:21:09 AM  
hm! but then...what's the point of your perfect hair if you cant have sex?
2001-07-31 09:21:57 AM  
I'd also have sex with a woman who gave up all of her hair for perfect sex.
2001-07-31 09:29:21 AM  
These women most likely never had a good experience. And hair is overrated
2001-07-31 09:31:24 AM  
Where is that 80% that like sex?
2001-07-31 09:43:54 AM  
Appie: They just said they don't care for perfect hair...
2001-07-31 09:46:58 AM  
And the other 80% would give it up for an SUV with a hands-free cell phone and unlimited air time.
2001-07-31 09:49:43 AM  
Someguy really does has an irritating habit of speaking my mind... That's two threads I've been too late to post the obvious pithy comments in 2 minutes. That'll teach me to go for lunch.
2001-07-31 09:55:47 AM  
Fishbulb guess that those 20% must not be on the receiving end of any kind of good sex at the momment.
2001-07-31 09:59:33 AM  
Fishbulb: Good sex might mess up their hair!
2001-07-31 10:09:30 AM  
I was wondering who they surveyed to get this data, all the while concerned about the scewed priorities of my gender...then i realized it was conducted by salon selectives. They probably grabbed the ditsy biatches who basically live in the mall. Whew! What a relief...nice hair is important i suppose, but like anything else so superficial only insofar as it *helps* you get laid.
2001-07-31 10:15:03 AM  
So if I want to get laid I should go for the woman with the messey hair?
2001-07-31 10:23:45 AM  
I'd shoot a load right in their perfect hair.
2001-07-31 10:28:39 AM  
Poll: 100% of women are lazy, selfish, shallow, money grubbing, cock-hungry sluts.
2001-07-31 10:30:11 AM  
as long as the hair doesn't interfere with sex. Maybe a Hair Job or something.
2001-07-31 10:33:06 AM  
I think Van Morrison said it best...

"The girls walk by, dressed up for each other "
2001-07-31 10:47:24 AM  
Here we go. While I agree with the idea that many women wear make-up for women and perfume for men, let's take it easy with the generalizations, Fb-. (I personally prefer tongue to cock, though the rest is right on!)

As if no man ever chose to give attention to a woman based on her outfit or her hair.

We are all them sooner or later.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 10:48:38 AM  
once again my key board is being a biatch


now? yep, ok..wonder what that was all about...

ANYWAY, i dont think ive ever really cared about my hair that much, except when it was too short and i couldnt put it up. I dont like having hair in my face all day. I know girls who'll just sit in front of a mirror for freakishly long amounts of time drying, straighting, fixing, etc. theyre hair, and i think its ridiculous. i spend five minutes on my hair, brushing it out and throwing it into a sloppy bun, and i think it looks just fine.

and what are they saying, women thinking about sex 48 minutes a day? i spent an hour a 45 minutes last night trying to STOP thinking about sex, and i couldnt! and that hour and 45 minutes wasnt the only sex thinking i did that day (by far) anywho, where are these 48 minute a day thinkers???
2001-07-31 11:08:45 AM  
On your picture your hair looks lovely (what I can see of it).
2001-07-31 11:09:35 AM  
The 48 minute a day thinkers are busy breaching the Polish dykes.
2001-07-31 11:14:43 AM  
I wonder how many of the polled women were lesbians?
2001-07-31 11:21:36 AM  
My theory is that 95% of women are lesbians or bi.
2001-07-31 11:22:33 AM  
Talix18--I realize that I generalized about women, but I don't believe that generalization to be true. Only for the 20%. After all, all generalizations are false.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 11:42:56 AM  
well thanks appie
2001-07-31 12:00:49 PM  
kat...when was your hair too short to put up? i guess it was years ago when i didnt know you, eh?
yeah obviously you dont care about your hair cuz you burn it!! hehe just kiddin.
yeah. speaking of which...i just took a shower and put my hair up in a bun, havent even brushed it yet. not planning on doing that for awhile either...thats pretty normal. so what? it smells nice, and thats what i like about hair, when it smells nice. dont you?
2001-07-31 12:02:23 PM  
borkingchikapa: are you talking about 95% on the pole or in real life in general? well, if you're talking about in real life, well then, you wish! hehe
2001-07-31 12:39:32 PM  
Kat an Little Toaster, I totally agree-- I like when my hair smells nice, but i'd be hard put to care (or have the patience0 to spend more than 5 minutes on it. Healthy and clean is good-- i used to sometimes use a little mousse or something, but don't even bother w/that. I think it looks ok. (Damn , i still don't have a pic for my profile.)

And guys- I found that (another nasty generalization :P)only men that don't get any think all women are lesbians.
Or the others-- self-proclaimed 'nice-guys' that don't understnad why all women like assholes. Truth is they are too. We just like the attractive ones.

Ouch! :P
2001-07-31 12:56:08 PM  
It's funny ... I thought that being a man doesn't allow you to generalize about the thoughts and actions of all other men. This is also true for women. Humans are far more complicated animals.
2001-07-31 01:02:45 PM  
That's true Ishmael- just having a little fun...least I was. (Thus, the little smilies :P )

Generaliztions and sterotypes are always wrong. Then as (I think it was) Twain that said 'Lies, damn lies and statistics' -- they can and are always manipulated.
2001-07-31 01:09:30 PM  
"Generaliztions and sterotypes are always wrong."

Isn't that a generalization?
2001-07-31 01:12:30 PM  
heehee, was waiting for that Someguy :)
2001-07-31 01:28:23 PM  
I was hoping somebody would catch me when I said

"After all, all generalizations are false."
2001-07-31 01:46:27 PM  
Well, maybe not all generalizations are false. I would say that the Taliban is evil, and this would be a generalization pretty much on the mark.

And, we can make a generalization that convicted murderers are not the wisest choice of dinner partners ... :]
2001-07-31 01:54:18 PM  
That's why I usually say

"All generalizations are false...including this one."
2001-07-31 02:11:37 PM  
2001-07-31 02:14:20 PM  
2001-07-31 02:16:25 PM  
I was hoping somebody would catch me when I said "After all, all generalizations are false."

Sorry, Someguy - I thought that one was self-evident. I'll give you vocal (typed?) props next time.
2001-07-31 03:00:39 PM  
I gave up on the hair years ago just to have great husband actually said he likes my medusa hair because it looks like he just farked the shiat out of me....
2001-07-31 03:16:01 PM  
MommyWoman - oh, that's nice. Er... I think. Is it?
2001-07-31 03:27:43 PM  
That's too bad. Obviously those women haven't ever had good cunnilingus administered to them before. I wish that my girlfriend would do something with her hair already!

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-31 04:14:09 PM  
Makes sense to me. Most people overexamine some aspect of either their appearance or personality. Hair is an obvious candidate due to its location.

It's human nature. Bet Kat, Fuzzymonkey, and Littletoaster obsess over some other aspect of their lives. And if presented the option to trade in for that insecurity -- bet they'd do so in a heartbeat. Heck, I know my weaknesses and the self-esteem I'd gain from not worrying about it would be invaluable to me...:) There's very few people who can actually drive on the high road.
2001-07-31 04:52:14 PM  
Hey Blink-- sure I can be pretty damn neurotic sometimes and there's a lot I'd give up to change that...but give up sex-- unuh no way no siree!

Never said I was on the high road either. Wouldn't want to be. Am I judgemental sometimes (like when ppl say their hair is more important just about anything)? I guess so. Frivolity and superficiality get on my nerves.
But that just my point of view/opinion and I never claimed it was anything more.

Still give up sex for good hair- madness I say!!! :D
2001-07-31 04:55:02 PM  
Rock on Mme!
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 05:01:29 PM  
Blink- I cant think of anything i obbsess over, id say im pretty laid back. or maybe im just lazy, its hard to be obbsessed AND lazy.
2001-07-31 05:44:47 PM  
i want a girl who thinks about sex all day
i had one once
it was great
now i'm going to mope.
2001-07-31 06:27:44 PM  
believe me not all women are that superficial- i wouldn't give up sex period- hair or no hair.
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