oopsWatch him spank his Monkey HERE.

2 monkey's in his pants for 17 hours?

Must have giggled the whole flight with those little suckers tucked away in his underwear...

...or are you just pleased to see me?

I can't believe no-one did it by now..

Purple_Jack,

I thought it was an exercise in avoiding that particular cliche...

you're not banned, it's just that nobody likes you.

Gunther
"I mock you with my monkey pants!"

I don't understand, why would only the monkies have pants in the animal crackers?!?

This guy could claim to be a traveling magician...Should have said "BEHOLD" When the bird came flying out of the suitcase, followed by pulling a quarter out of the searcher's ear, then for his next trick, Two monkies from his PANTS!!!!!

The monkeys are now in LA's zoo. Prosecutor Joseph Johns told a court in California: "The little critters were in surprisingly good condition. Except for the strange, haunted expressions on thier cute little monkey faces."

Shock the monkey tonight.

How to spank the monkey really fast in that flash game:
Click and hold the hand.
Drag your mouse down and out of the game, still holding.
While holding, drag the mouse down, to the left, and up around the left side of the game.
Still holding, touch the game with the cursor on part of the black strip below the game.

KABLOOOEY!

I'm really surprised there's not more comments about this.

THE MAN WAS TRAVELLING WITH MONKEYS IN HIS PANTS!!!

I am really curious about what the person who was sitting next to this guy was thinking ... was the guy actually able to sit still for 17 hours? This sounds like it needs to be an event on Fear Factor!

751 mph. New personal best.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "travelling with monkeys in your pants"!

"A SMUGGLER is facing up to a year's jail after hiding two MONKEYS in his underpants on a 17-hour flight."

JAIL?!?! I think he's had enough punishment!