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(Local6)   Today's "teacher has sex with underage boy" report brought to you from Lake Mary, Florida (with scary eyes mug pic)   (local6.com) divider line 139
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2007-11-30 12:32:59 PM  
www.local6.comicons.johnnysugar.com
 
2007-11-30 12:38:44 PM  
Yes, Yes!!!!! He was my boyfriend.
 
2007-11-30 01:16:45 PM  
lol I used to live there. That's all.
 
2007-11-30 01:18:45 PM  
Quick Czar - make a run for it! I'll.. gaaaah.. the stare..
 
2007-11-30 01:22:35 PM  
"I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!"
 
2007-11-30 01:43:36 PM  
Medusa's got nuthin' on her.
 
2007-11-30 02:27:34 PM  
I'd hit it...with an Ambien.
 
2007-11-30 02:28:10 PM  
Didn't we already have one of these today?
 
2007-11-30 02:28:14 PM  
I'd hit it. She's just misunderstood, the poor, pathetic deve.
 
hej
2007-11-30 02:28:24 PM  
So what is with the sudden rash of reports? Has this always gone on, and just nobody has reported about it? Or have female teachers just suddently realised that teenage boys are dying to tap any ass they can get their hands on?
 
2007-11-30 02:28:35 PM  
We really should make the penalties harsher for these people who violate our youth. I think it is shameful that the law turns a blind eye to this type of infraction.
 
2007-11-30 02:29:21 PM  
Is it just me or do women with "damaged goods" always give the best sex?

Anyone?

*crickets*
 
2007-11-30 02:29:22 PM  
Trifecta in play? Good Lawd. We DO need a Teacher tag.
 
2007-11-30 02:29:22 PM  
W H A T _ H A P P E N E D
T O _ T H E _ H O R S E -
F I G H T I N G _ T H R E A D ?
 
2007-11-30 02:29:48 PM  
Today's This afternoons "teacher has sex with underage boy" report brought to you from Lake Mary, Florida (with scary eyes mug pic)
 
2007-11-30 02:30:17 PM  
hej: So what is with the sudden rash of reports? Has this always gone on, and just nobody has reported about it? Or have female teachers just suddently realised that teenage boys are dying to tap any ass they can get their hands on?

According to my Teacher Girlfriend, and all her co-workers, it hasd ALWAYS been there.

Thank the media for their quest for ratings thatwe're fapping...er...hearing about it.
 
2007-11-30 02:30:22 PM  
mcsestretch 02:29:21
FleaRHCP 02:29:22
Rickenbacker 02:29:22

Damnit! So close to my first simulpost!
 
2007-11-30 02:31:06 PM  
Why couldn't my biology teacher in high school done this sort of thing with me. Why god, why???

/Imagine a blonde Jessica Alba with bigger cleavage.
 
2007-11-30 02:31:12 PM  
vidfan.com

/niccccce
 
2007-11-30 02:31:31 PM  
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
'I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin''
 
2007-11-30 02:31:33 PM  
hej: So what is with the sudden rash of reports? Has this always gone on, and just nobody has reported about it? Or have female teachers just suddently realised that teenage boys are dying to tap any ass they can get their hands on?

My schooling was from 1972-1984. In all that time you never heard of one teacher/student hookup in the news. Now you hear about at least 2 a day. Boy, I wish I was born 30 years later.
 
2007-11-30 02:31:49 PM  
I thought they were "crazy eyes" not "scary eyes"...
 
2007-11-30 02:32:57 PM  
Kneel before Zod.
 
2007-11-30 02:32:59 PM  
Her lawyer's claim of his client is too hot to go to prison as been resoundingly shot down.
 
2007-11-30 02:33:02 PM  
mcsestretch: Is it just me or do women with "damaged goods" always give the best sex?

Anyone?

*crickets*


It can't be the best sex if there's condoms involved, IMO.

What's with these teachers not being able to afford a motel that rents by the hour?

Note to self: open no-tell motel that rents by the hour near school district. 3. Profit
 
2007-11-30 02:33:21 PM  
Did anyone else read the article about the eye-stabby aunt? Very wierd.
 
2007-11-30 02:33:46 PM  
theducks.org

/She's got that serial killer quality about her.
 
2007-11-30 02:35:36 PM  
markie_farkie


LOL!

Frau Blucher! *THUNDER*
 
2007-11-30 02:36:39 PM  
Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing. I'll be in my office.
 
2007-11-30 02:37:01 PM  
That's a MAN, baby!
 
2007-11-30 02:37:18 PM  
stvdallas: Why couldn't my biology teacher in high school done this sort of thing with me. Why god, why???

/Imagine a blonde Jessica Alba with bigger cleavage.


/Unfortunately, mine was a bald guy named Fred.
//Biology teacher that is
 
2007-11-30 02:37:21 PM  
hej: So what is with the sudden rash of reports? Has this always gone on, and just nobody has reported about it?

This.

I mean, seriously. Would the members of the press who winked at Kennedy/Monroe have even given this sort of thing a second thought?

/No.
//Their first though? "Niiiice."
 
2007-11-30 02:37:37 PM  
Man,everyones gettin' it but me.
farkin A.
 
2007-11-30 02:37:58 PM  
We've got the makings of a trifecta, 'cause this makes two today!
 
2007-11-30 02:38:27 PM  
*Reads TFA*

So, she wanted some Seminole fluid?
 
2007-11-30 02:38:30 PM  
You'd think with all of the media these stories have received over the last couple years teachers would think twice about doing it.

/ I wish I had been born 10 years later.
// Definitely had a teacher or two worth hitting.
 
2007-11-30 02:38:35 PM  
I'd hit it then ask her daddy for a loan.
 
2007-11-30 02:41:02 PM  
I agree mcsestretch, damaged goods = better sex.
 
2007-11-30 02:41:43 PM  
Not that I'd hit this one, but damn...I would liked to have banged a teacher when I was 15. Of course, back then, they were all retirement age. There were NO young teachers in the mid to late 70s.
 
2007-11-30 02:42:25 PM  
Rickenbacker: Trifecta in play? Good Lawd. We DO need a Teacher tag.

Yea, I came in here to say this
 
2007-11-30 02:42:40 PM  
That's a man baby!
 
2007-11-30 02:42:48 PM  
cyrus_hunter: So, she wanted some Seminole fluid?

This post you have, it is full of teh win
 
2007-11-30 02:43:11 PM  
FleaRHCP: W H A T _ H A P P E N E D
T O _ T H E _ H O R S E -
F I G H T I N G _ T H R E A D ?


I_W O U L D_L I K E_T O_K N O W_T O O !

FARK is getting lamer by the day. >:[
 
2007-11-30 02:43:15 PM  
I can't stop staring at her eyebrows.


What is WRONG with these women?
 
2007-11-30 02:44:00 PM  
My only question is can we put a teacher sex trifecta into play today?
 
2007-11-30 02:44:05 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

/which do you think would get to hit it first?
//hehe
 
2007-11-30 02:46:25 PM  
oh, and let me ask something here, and this might not be the right thread to do it, but what the hell has been going on to Fark. why is it every other day I click on a thread and I get the freakin'

Uh Oh - Five O (or whatever that crap says)


Drew, you fire somebody or something? Short of staff? Short on cash?

WTF?
 
2007-11-30 02:47:16 PM  
FleaRHCP: W H A T _ H A P P E N E D
T O _ T H E _ H O R S E -
F I G H T I N G _ T H R E A D ?


probably got moved to TF.

(I have that shiat too)
 
2007-11-30 02:47:33 PM  
img137.imageshack.us

i dated a girl from lake mary once. she was crazy.
 
2007-11-30 02:48:13 PM  
vicviper
"Well I was never actually sexually molested but I once had an uncle that would take pictures of me and my twin sister kissing"
"Niiiccce
 
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