I see what you did there....

The people who lose it later may lose it later because they are embarrassed about their nether regions, are fatties, etc. I highly doubt waiting to lose it will cause you to have sexual dysfunction and its more likely they are symptoms of some other cause.

Postal Penguin: The people who lose it later may lose it later because they are embarrassed about their nether regions, are fatties, etc. I highly doubt waiting to lose it will cause you to have sexual dysfunction and its more likely they are symptoms of some other cause.

If it's in AJPH then they took confounding factors into account. Which ones, I don't know, but such obvious things like weight, religiosity, etc. would surely be noted and controlled for if necessary.

Oh and this: "Our results do not allow for causal interpretations," the study authors write.

/16, before I get attacked.

Well, I'm farked.

/If only that were literal. :(

Who issued this farkin pointless grant? I can't wait to get back to academia and live off of farked up grants like this. bah.

So if you are 33 and still a virgin its a bad thing? oops my bad

I must agree with subby on this one.

If I had a post, I'd have it out right now playing with it.

Just Drawn That Way: Wow, I was in the tail end of the "late debut" range (23) and don't think it did anything but make me appreciate it more when it finally happened.

/Not religious, not a fatty, just fainted every time anyone made a move.

That could potentially make it easier for you to lose your virginity earlier.

/That, and the roofie colada.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Ladies, it doesn't matter when you lose your virginity.

Just be sure to keep the box it came in.

Well, within reason. If you lost it last week, whatever. If you lost it during the attack on Pearl Harbor....

The increase in sexual problems was also seen in those who had a comparably earlier sexual debut. And the researchers were quick to point out that there isn't enough evidence to say for sure whether waiting to have sex necessarily leads to sexual dysfunction down the road.

That one statement basically said that while they *think* that waiting for sex can lead to dysfunction, they pretty much have no proof that can be considered valid.

I'd love it if some of these "breaking" medical studies actually waited until they proved their theories instead of posting said flawed & incomplete studies in the news. This article is a load of bullsh*t. I'm just irritated at the amount of "studies" that try to prove a hypothesis & try to pass of the hypothesis as fact when their studies have actually shown that there is no correlation between the data gathered & whatever they were studying.

/superobligatory

Obviously this girl ended up being very well adjusted after losing her virginity at a young age.

davin: I see what you did there....

Though the question remains, will he clean it up?

MY girlfriend was 34 but she isn't fat she weighs 85 pounds
/cambodian

Malice: Who issued this farkin pointless grant? I can't wait to get back to academia and live off of farked up grants like this. bah.

That's what I've been doing for the last three years. I highly recommend it.

Is 41 considered "later in life?" God, I hope not.

bitparity: Obviously this girl ended up being very well adjusted after losing her virginity at a young age.

Ouch!

So does that mean that anyone who is a virgin over age 23 should remain a virgin? I think these researchers just want to clear the playing field.

Lost it at 20, but I don't think that's considered "later in life"

TFA: Those who lose their virginity at a later age -- around 21 to 23 years of age -- tend to be more likely to experience sexual dysfunction problems later

Phew, right on time... I'm officially normal.

/end sarcasm
//20

virginity....em..ended at 22 years of age ...now @45 i wish i was still a virgin....

train up a child in the way he should go, when he is old he will not depart from it. proverbs 22.6

don't pressure me to have *** i will tell you to go and fark yourself.

I lost my virginity at the grand age of 64.

To your sister!


/hehe

My darwin fish just humped my jesus fish. So much for the jesus fish being a virgin. I was hoping it would hold out till atleast 2 years old.

I'm 26 in less than a month.

when I was 21, I spent a couple of times with this girl, who quite frankly was a biatch.

she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

but, I had to think of other girls to finish, or even get aroused. like I said, it was always without orgasm.

the only reason I put up with it was because at that age, she was the only girl I had been naked in front of or with, and had no prior experience, except hugs.

no I'm not gay, I had a very farked up upbringing and wasn't around people until I was in my 20s, and I still have a very hard time dealing with.

so...im a reclusive loner loser, but fine with that.

almost 26 and haven't had any real experience.....i may not have physical dysfunction, but the emotional dysfunction is enough to make me physically unable to reach my potential.

Occam's Chainsaw: /That, and the roofie colada.

My tipple of choice is the rojito.

Sounds like some horseshiat to me.

bitparity: Obviously this girl ended up being very well adjusted after losing her virginity at a young age.

Who is that?

/14
//way too young IMO

Losing your virginity later in life could lead to sexual dysfunction, Fark.com blasting a hole through the top of your lover's head with decades of backed up semen

FTFY

Occams Chainsaw: Never noticed your name before. Thats clever. Morgans CanNon would be impressed.

So if I lost it at 14 does that mean I have no chance of sexual dysfunction?

/DNRTFA
//giggity-giggity

Damn no wonder I have had to fake it with the ladies I've been banging lately.

/14

NeuroticRocker: when I was 21, I spent a couple of times with this girl, who quite frankly was a biatch.

she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

So the point of this article is to not wait at all for someone who actually likes you, but to fark anybody when you're in your teens because if you don't, you'll essentially lose it.

What kind of Republican bullshiat is this? Oh wait, it's by a Disney-backed corporation where the perfect citizens are named Jack and Diane with a clown car vagina. My bad. ;)

look what happened to Britney

Dysfunction? That guy has plenty of wood.

Howser: Losing your virginity later in life could lead to sexual dysfunction, Fark.com blasting a hole through the top of your lover's head with decades of backed up semen

FTFY

Superman lost 3 girlfriends that way.
/The Kents thought he had a shotgun in his room during his younger years

/He's divorced now.
//She's off banging some pedophile in Ohio.
///Seriously, she is.

NeuroticRocker: I'm 26 in less than a month.

when I was 21, I spent a couple of times with this girl, who quite frankly was a biatch.

she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

but, I had to think of other girls to finish, or even get aroused. like I said, it was always without orgasm.

the only reason I put up with it was because at that age, she was the only girl I had been naked in front of or with, and had no prior experience, except hugs.

no I'm not gay, I had a very farked up upbringing and wasn't around people until I was in my 20s, and I still have a very hard time dealing with.

so...im a reclusive loner loser, but fine with that.

almost 26 and haven't had any real experience.....i may not have physical dysfunction, but the emotional dysfunction is enough to make me physically unable to reach my potential.

Way to bring the thread down, man.

WiccanThing: /He's divorced now.
//She's off banging some pedophile in Ohio.
///Seriously, she is.

(Okay, that was odd... Fark ate the upper half of my post!)

To sum it up:

"I lost it at 18, but she was a dog. At least I hit it before she plumped up to around 4 bills, and married a buddy of mine."

/Cue above slashies

Guntram Shatterhand:

So the point of this article is to not wait at all for someone who actually likes you, but to fark anybody when you're in your teens because if you don't, you'll essentially lose it.


Sexual initiation is much easier when you're a teen chock full with hormones that make you want to hump anything you can get your hands on. Later in life, when your view of the world and humanity is much more reality-based and the self-doubt eats away at your soul, you're much more self-conscious, and I'd guess if you haven't had any prior sexual experiences, it's really difficult to be relaxed enough to get it on without wondering if you're up to task at all.

Well, if I could assist any of you young ladies with preventing later sexual dysfunction, I'd be happy to help.

/my place or yours?

MorningBreath: 14, on my first date. I got it out of the way as fast as I could.

Does your teacher (MILF or not) count?

Sorry, had to go there...

Interesting, and it brings up a few good points. NAWT. (Didn't RTFA)

/18
//Bi
///Lost virginity a week ago to a guy.

So research confirms Southpark?

17

ArtemisGoldfish: Interesting, and it brings up a few good points. NAWT. (Didn't RTFA)

/18
//Bi
///Lost virginity a week ago to a guy.

How you doin'?

Or....

does sexual dysfunction lead to losing your virginity later in life?

/chicken or egg?

ArtemisGoldfish: Interesting, and it brings up a few good points. NAWT. (Didn't RTFA)

/18
//Bi
///Lost virginity a week ago to a guy.

You're doing it wrong.

/Not rly. Just yankin' yer chain.
//Wait... I'm just ridin' ya.
///That's worse. Just poking some fun.
////Okay, I'm shutting up now.

Hetfield:How you doin'?
Two words:

Mmm, cawk.

fataldemon: virginity....em..ended at 22 years of age ...now @45 i wish i was still a virgin....

train up a child in the way he should go, when he is old he will not depart from it. proverbs 22.6

don't pressure me to have *** i will tell you to go and fark yourself.

You think the word 'sex' deserves asterisks? And bible quoting too.

"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw." (Tallulah Bankhead)

Men who lose their virginity in their 20s, in particular, seemed to be more likely to experience sexual problems that include difficulty becoming sexually aroused and reaching orgasm.

Problably, they (ahem) become so very apt at spanking the monkey, sex just doesn't do the trick anymore.

Sounds like another call for one of them "Correlation != Causation" posts.

MorningBreath: 14, on my first date. I got it out of the way as fast as I could.

haha 13 can i has a cookie

27 and counting. somebody please put me out of my misery

While past research has linked early sexual activity to health problems, a new study suggests that waiting too long to start having sex carries risks of its own.

I see what you did there.

/bunch of virgins writing this article
//still virgin too

The researchers... also found that men and women who begin having sex in their early teens had their share of problems. They were more likely to have risky sexual partners, to contract a sexually transmitted infection (STI) and to have sex while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

They say it like having young, drunken sex is a bad thing.

/Lost at 15
//To a chick who, while non-fat, had a lot in common with the big lady from Norbit.
///"Have a girlfriend? No? Well you do now!"

@23 you are either out of college or finishing, if you go to grad school a virgin your peers will laugh at you, if you start working your peers will laugh at you, and if you never went to college your peers will laugh at you for not having further education as well as being a virgin

so please, have a meaningful relationship that involves sex regardless of how it turns out, before it just gets really awkward, you might think its awkward now trying to find someone, well, it only gets worse

NeuroticRocker .....no I'm not gay, I had a very farked up upbringing and wasn't around people until I was in my 20s, and I still have a very hard time dealing with.

Seeing as how you hail from Delaware, you may want to consider adding the chemicals in the drinking water into that equation, too.

/fellow Delawarean, Delawarite, Delaweenie, whatever

28 when I lost mine (32 now) and currently on a 4-year dry-spell. Doesn't bother me at all.

/lives in Montana where I can be by myself.

Saving it up for 40 years.
Stuck in jail will all those queers.
So hold your nose and plug your ears!
Gal I warn ya, here I come!

Gal I warn ya, here I come.
Loaded like a tommy gun.
Should I save your pu$$y some?
Gal I warn ya, here I come!

/JV/

If dysfunction is fark, I guess marriage is totalfark

illustri: so please, have a meaningful relationship that involves sex regardless of how it turns out

does hookers and blow count?

My woman was 25 for her first time, I picked her up at 28 after three partners. She is unable to communicate any wants and I do my best and I do well but I still have to argue with her every other month to keep her head in the game. So in her case, article FTW.

in a realtionship now where any kind of sex is pretty much non existent --- this coming off of relationships where both myself and the other couldn't get enough --- in my current relationship, it almost makes me wish I had never lost my viginity so I wouldn't have any clue of what I was missing

Sharkster: 28 when I lost mine (32 now) and currently on a 4-year dry-spell. Doesn't bother me at all.

How're those velcro gloves working out fer ya?

Damn. I never knew Fark.com was such a sad place. Apparently, this is where hope and dreams come to die.

I'm 22 years old and posting here, so I'm getting a kick out of...

...dammit.

People who are insecure in their sexuality are lame.

I'm curious though, in this day and age, who waits?

Kids not even in middle school are exchanging oral sex like they were passing notes, having orgies, threesomes, most of the girls are eating each other out, etc, etc, etc.

Methinks that people who aren't having sex by, say, the age of 16/17/18 likely have a shiat ton of other issues that inform their sexual dysfunction(s).

In either case, just to be safe, I'll print this article out and tape it up in the back of my van.

Oh_Enough_Already: I'm curious though, in this day and age, who waits?

The really ugly ones.

I read the article, and 1/2 way down reads....

also found that men and women who begin having sex in their early teens had their share of problems. They were more likely to have risky sexual partners, to contract a sexually transmitted infection (STI) and to have sex while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

So it seems if you lose it too early, you face a whole other list of problems.

"Clinically, we see many individuals who marry late and who have had little or no sexual experience have great difficulty with developing a rich and satisfying sexual experience within their relationship,"

Generally people who marry late with no sexual experience probably have trouble developing rich and satisfying relationships of any type.

The trend that I have noticed is that the young 'uns have had a series of short term sexual experiences. None of which developed their awareness at all.

I call it High Numbers/Low Experience.

Then they think sex is all about finding a better partner.

Hetfield: Sexual initiation is much easier when you're a teen chock full with hormones that make you want to hump anything you can get your hands on. Later in life, when your view of the world and humanity is much more reality-based and the self-doubt eats away at your soul, you're much more self-conscious, and I'd guess if you haven't had any prior sexual experiences, it's really difficult to be relaxed enough to get it on without wondering if you're up to task at all.

That's not a symptom of age, that's a symptom of neurosis. If you're that wound-up about sex and have all that baggage, seek help before you become like this guy:



The more I think about it, the more this study seems to be more right-wing propaganda. "If you don't use it, you lose it!" "Lose it early or you're farked up!" Blanket statements like this seem to follow with 'condoms don't protect against ALL disease' and 'abortion is wrong and evil and you should always ALWAYS choose life' and 'yes, your vagina is a clown car, put out more babies so you can help us against the Liberal Terrorists.'

Very, very scary.

My current girlfriend is 25 and a virgin. I'm 28, lost my virginity at 17 and have been with 5 women...

im falling for this current girl but the problem is, I know what im missing and i think she's afraid of the cock...

its a real concern as we are compatible in every other way so far...

Sex, drugs, rock and roll.

/2 out of 3 ain't bad
//sob

Lost mine at 18.
Lost it again at 19.
Lost it the third time at 21.
Started learning how to actually have fun around 30 or so.
Now need to learn how to have fun without ending up bearing anyone else's personal responsibility for them, which ends up making leaving the house at all seem like a very bad idea.

Meh, 27 and counting.

I blame all the porn and being a fat ugly bastard.

SlappyKincaid: i think she's afraid of the cock...

Must respect the cock.

Oh_Enough_Already: I'm curious though, in this day and age, who waits?

Kids not even in middle school are exchanging oral sex like they were passing notes, having orgies, threesomes, most of the girls are eating each other out, etc, etc, etc.

Methinks that people who aren't having sex by, say, the age of 16/17/18 likely have a shiat ton of other issues that inform their sexual dysfunction(s).

Where the hell are you from? The whole more sex now then ever is a myth (in fact I'm pretty sure there was a story on the main page about this not long ago). I'm not that much older than you, but none of that shiat was going on in my high school. I mean yeah, people had sex, oral and otherwise, but it wasn't a freaking 24/7 porn shoot as you seem to describe it. Lots of people have sex later. Usually there's a reason, but not all of it has to do with issues. Some people mature later - the geeky/dorky/puny/fat/acne-faced kids are NOT getting laid. Luckily, most of them grow out of that by sophomore year in college (plus the girls get easier)-> SEX. Which puts the age for those kids at right about 19-20.

I wonder if the results are different for men and women? Like the reality is that women CAN get it anytime they want. Even a fugly girl can have guys hitting on them. Meanwhile, it is very rare for a girl to ask out a guy, unless he has model looks or has lots of $$$. If a guy is willing to ignore his natural and sexual desires, he could easily remain a virgin for life.

If it is bad for guys to remain virgins, then we COULD legally sue girls for rejecting us because by doing so is a threat to our health and well being.

/skimmed TFA

And the sex ed classes using all the disgusting pictures of STDs also helped. Every time I see some woman throwing herself at some guy I remember those pictures and don't feel too bad about being single.

Reclusive_Rocker

It ain't gonna get any easier from here on out, start trying to make it better and it'll get better.

And, obviously I'm not a professional and this is an online forum, but merely by stating your fears and desires you have voiced them. Don't say you're okay with them when you're not. Do something about them.

I'm a survivor of child abuse and a parent dying young. I have some idea what I'm talking about in that arena... the making things better because no-one else will do it for you. In my experience, the universe is neither hostile nor helpful: depending on your life's viewpoint that's either the most liberating or the most damning statement ever.

Over thorns to stars.

/done motivating a stranger
//18
///currently hates girls after the last girlfriend came out to him

It makes me sad that 21 to 23 is considered "late in life"

/20
//that still makes people look at me like an alien
///could have lost it a lot earlier to some real idiots, glad I didn't

NeuroticRocker: I'm 26 in less than a month.

when I was 21, I spent a couple of times with this girl, who quite frankly was a biatch.

she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

but, I had to think of other girls to finish, or even get aroused. like I said, it was always without orgasm.

the only reason I put up with it was because at that age, she was the only girl I had been naked in front of or with, and had no prior experience, except hugs.

no I'm not gay, I had a very farked up upbringing and wasn't around people until I was in my 20s, and I still have a very hard time dealing with.

so...im a reclusive loner loser, but fine with that.

almost 26 and haven't had any real experience.....i may not have physical dysfunction, but the emotional dysfunction is enough to make me physically unable to reach my potential.

after a certain point, is it just better to not lose it at all?

I'm asking for a friend.

Guntram Shatterhand: The more I think about it, the more this study seems to be more right-wing propaganda.

I think your looking for something that is quite obviously not there.

I seriously doubt you can find many politicians on the right wing who promote sex at a younger age. Most follow (promote) the abstinence path and its pretty much party line.

Given the number of women/men who have been sexually assaulted, been in abuse relationships, those with body or social issues, my guess is those would explain a whole lot of sexual dysfunction more than age.

Lost mine at 21. Not because I couldn't do it earlier or didn't want to do it earlier (I was a horny horny girl in my teens), but I just didn't want to fark someone who I would regret a week later.

/married my first
//still a horny horny girl so no problems with that :-)

NeuroticRocker*
dammit dammit I messed up that name

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

If you are still a virgin, and if that's a problem for you, try CRAIGSLIST!!!

So all of humanity up until the 1960's, which counts for at least 10,000 years of history, were sexually dysfunctional because they didn't bang everything walking at age 16 then?

It's funny what passes for science these days.

Or wait, hold on, something occurred to me. A large swath of marriages in the U.S. seem to be nearly sexless because women (mostly) apparently don't want sex (a dysfunction). Yet many to most of these women lost their virginity well before the age of 23.

Interest-ink.

Drawist: NEWSFLASH!!!!!

If you are still a virginyour spam folder is empty, and if that's a problem for you, try CRAIGSLIST!!!

FTFY

nuclear_asshat: I think your looking for something that is quite obviously not there.

I seriously doubt you can find many politicians on the right wing who promote sex at a younger age. Most follow (promote) the abstinence path and its pretty much party line.

Possibly, but if Republicans did really follow what they said, then wide stancing and all sorts of infidelity would never happen to Republicans at all and we know that's false. Plus, losing your virginity later in life is a sign of higher education so losing it earlier could be seen as the opposite. A stretch, but definitely worth examining.

If all else fails, there's always this:

The researchers... also found that men and women who begin having sex in their early teens had their share of problems. They were more likely to have risky sexual partners, to contract a sexually transmitted infection (STI) and to have sex while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

CHAMP SUPERSTAR FTW!

NeuroticRocker: I'm 26 in less than a month.

when I was 21, I spent a couple of times with this girl, who quite frankly was a biatch.

she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

but, I had to think of other girls to finish, or even get aroused. like I said, it was always without orgasm.

the only reason I put up with it was because at that age, she was the only girl I had been naked in front of or with, and had no prior experience, except hugs.

no I'm not gay, I had a very farked up upbringing and wasn't around people until I was in my 20s, and I still have a very hard time dealing with.

so...im a reclusive loner loser, but fine with that.

almost 26 and haven't had any real experience.....i may not have physical dysfunction, but the emotional dysfunction is enough to make me physically unable to reach my potential.


If I wasn't completely disgusted by having sex with a stranger, I'd totally have sex with you.

/Theoretically, I'd be really nice about it
//hope you feel better
///one day you will find a girl who likes nerds

Guntram Shatterhand: nuclear_asshat: I think your looking for something that is quite obviously not there.

A stretch, but definitely worth examining.

That's what she said.

Possibly, but if Republicans did really follow what they said, then wide stancing and all sorts of infidelity would never happen to Republicans at all and we know that's false. Plus, losing your virginity later in life is a sign of higher education so losing it earlier could be seen as the opposite. A stretch, but definitely worth examining.

What?!?

Where did you dig up those pretend "facts"? A sign of higher education? You've got to be kidding me. When you lose your virginity at, say, age 15, you've yet to attend Hah-vahd. Right? Or is this part of the standard liberal conceit that the unannointed unwashed masses are inferior in all respects to their superior intellects?

If higher education means you value your sexuality less or want sex less or feel that only idiots engage in sex in lieu of thinking about abstract cosmological principles, that would explain a lot of pent up frustration intellectuals and pseudo-intellectual wannabes seem to carry with them like a man-purse. If you can't reconcile the desire to bang a hot chick with your desire to read John Stuart Mill, that to me, is a sign of a mind with a severely limited ability to multi-task.

Give me Voltaire's Les Lettres Philosophiques and a smokin' hot chick and I'll show you just how compatible being well educated AND highly sexual really are. If you think anything otherwise, you're fooling yourself.

ambercat: she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm, because everytime I got it up, shed insult me....however, she was impressed with my package, and that's why I was chosen I guess.

Something to write home about... tell Ma that you've found your true calling in life!!


/couldn't find a circus pic...

LowPlainsDrifter

Actually, I forgot where the study is, but I've read that actually the more education you've attained, the better your sex life tends to be.

ambercat: If I wasn't completely disgusted by having sex with a stranger, I'd totally have sex with you.

/Theoretically, I'd be really nice about it
//hope you feel better
///one day you will find a girl who likes nerds

Tease

LowPlainsDrifter: Give me Voltaire's Les Lettres Philosophiques and a smokin' hot chick and I'll show you just how compatible being well educated AND highly sexual really are.

You can tack it to the head board so you'll have something to read while you're makin' it with the chick.. that should impress her...

Actually, I forgot where the study is, but I've read that actually the more education you've attained, the better your sex life tends to be.

Exactly.

It produces an open mind capable of looking at new things as a matter of course as well as helping develop a keen sense of curiosity.

You can tack it to the head board so you'll have something to read while you're makin' it with the chick.. that should impress her...

Hey, it's in French. If I read it aloud she'll just get turned on more.

Just Drawn That Way: Wow, I was in the tail end of the "late debut" range (23) and don't think it did anything but make me appreciate it more when it finally happened.

/Not religious, not a fatty, just fainted every time anyone made a move.

I started out real late (27 yrs. and I'm a guy), haven't had any problems thus far *touch wood* ... heh.

/Not sure if it was just the waiting bit.
//Used to be painfully shy;
///Also a bit unsure of my looks, but then I got farked!

17. Guess I'm normal

Drawist: illustri: so please, have a meaningful relationship that involves sex regardless of how it turns out

does hookers and blow count?

Yes and sometimes its better that way ;o)

27 here. Not for lack of want but the last 2 girls that even got as far as first base hooked up with my friends. Cursed I say.

/is it bad when a girl is willing to introduce you to blow before sex?
//"I don't do virgins, but here, let's do this line and I'll talk about all the sex I've had and flash my tits a bunch."

Lost mine at 15. Never saw the point in "saving it for marriage" - I certainly wouldn't want to marry a chick who was lousy in bed, and there's really only one way to find out for certain... :D

/Practice makes perfect. Lots and lots of practice.

OriginalGamer:

/is it bad when a girl is willing to introduce you to blow before sex?

No, most hookers are like that.

Lollipop165: Lost mine at 21. Not because I couldn't do it earlier or didn't want to do it earlier (I was a horny horny girl in my teens), but I just didn't want to fark someone who I would regret a week later.

/married my first
//still a horny horny girl so no problems with that :-)

How YOU Doin'?

/Ah, you're still married.
//Not me, I'm divorced.
///Not looking, either.

So, apparently my sister has enabled me to have a normal sex life. I am so grateful.

drjekel_mrhyde: haha 13 can i has a cookie

11!

Oh wait, does another person have to be involved?

Oh, shiat. I'm farked.

FTFA: "seemed more likely to experience sexual problems that include difficulty becoming sexually aroused and reaching orgasm"

21 when I made it. 28 now. 7 times last weekend with the GF. Thank FSM I am not affected.

Everyone needs to forget about age and let people do what comes naturally. Who is screwing who is not news, nor is it the business of anyone other than those involved. All of you religious freaks need to step down from your soapbox and live you own life and stop judging others.

I lost mine at 15.

But it was in a portable toilet at a stock car race, so it was kind of a wash.

I never lost mine. I know exactly where it went.

dogfood: I lost mine at 15.

But it was in a portable toilet at a stock car race, so it was kind of a wash.

Washing in the blue water?

blubberknife: I like fat men wearing nappies


Good for you. Loser.

FTFA: "In my view as a sexuality therapist since the 1970s, the abstinence-only approach is a public health hazard," Ogden said.

Man, that's a long article. It also claims one of everything: too young = bad and too old = bad.

Electrify: Meanwhile, it is very rare for a girl to ask out a guy, unless he has model looks or has lots of $$$. If a guy is willing to ignore his natural and sexual desires, he could easily remain a virgin for life.

I don't have model looks and I definitely do not have mad cash, but I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

It's all in the attitude.

It's guess just one of those things that you gotta relax about, once you stop caring to some extent everything falls into place. But I suppose theres no telling that to a virgin. I remember when I was a kid worrying about kissing this girl and whether I fark up somehow or not. You think thats stupid but worrying about sex is probably just as silly.
What can I say, do a little reading up on it maybe try learn to be nifty with a condom/bra strap etc. and realise that mankind is full of bullshiat as far as their sexual exploits go. No your not the only dweeb out there, there are tons of losers doing far more depraved lonely shiat.
/21
//and by my most people I know where I live thats considered pathethic

I fantasize about being dominated by CondiDr. Rice wearing fishnets and stiletto heels. I'm sure that means I wasn't early or often enough.

/Thank you, Madame Secretary, may I have another?

Dumski: Bullshiat.
Lost it at 22. Now 52. Wife still gets 8-10 riding.
Yeeeeeeeee Haaaa!!


Is that the 10th of August of each year? For the whole day?

You stud!

dogfood: But it was in a portable toilet at a stock car race, so it was kind of a wash.

Did the backend get squirrly?

GungFu: Dumski: Bullshiat.
Lost it at 22. Now 52. Wife still gets 8-10 riding.
Yeeeeeeeee Haaaa!!


Is that the 10th of August of each year? For the whole day?

You stud!

That's the number of cars in the train. Toot toot!

Apparently I was at the end of the "late" area. Frankly, I could have been happier if I had waited until I started dating my freak GF when I was 28-- the first one was pretty lousy and had non-existent communication skills (the most important thing IMHO) and served mainly to remind me of what I wasn't doing in my mid 20's. She was just a bored friend, so it was pretty lacking all in all.

My first serious relationship was something of a mess, and while a lot of it was dysfunctional, the bedroom bit is about all we really got right-- definitely no problems with what the article says I should have had.

Perhaps sexual dysfunctions with late bloomers (or very early ones) are merely indicative of the larger mental problems of the people involved-- only looking at one data point.

If you're really late, either you're socially awkward, anti-social, or overly religious, all of which are of course going to cause problems in intimate relationships (see "Catholic guilt", ch. 3-11). Too early and you've either been taken advantage of (which will of course cause associated sexual problems later) or a crazed freak who's probably got a LOT of problems otherwise.

If you're shy and awkward, chances are it's going to be a while until you can relax and get into things, and if you fail at first, it can be a negative reinforcement that makes things worse and worse.

IdBeCrazyIf: Electrify: Meanwhile, it is very rare for a girl to ask out a guy, unless he has model looks or has lots of $$$. If a guy is willing to ignore his natural and sexual desires, he could easily remain a virgin for life.

I don't have model looks and I definitely do not have mad cash, but I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

It's all in the attitude.

I call shenanigans, girls generally don't ask guys out, even when they do it's usually "do you want my number?"

SaladMonkey: IdBeCrazyIf: Electrify: Meanwhile, it is very rare for a girl to ask out a guy, unless he has model looks or has lots of $$$. If a guy is willing to ignore his natural and sexual desires, he could easily remain a virgin for life.

I don't have model looks and I definitely do not have mad cash, but I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

It's all in the attitude.

I call shenanigans, girls generally don't ask guys out, even when they do it's usually "do you want my number?"

If you'd been following Mr. If's posting career, you wouldn't be suprised. There are social circles that do work this way, but only if you're a member. They know who each other are.

/They know I'm not
//sob
///condi... oh, condi...

LowPlainsDrifter: So all of humanity up until the 1960's, which counts for at least 10,000 years of history, were sexually dysfunctional because they didn't bang everything walking at age 16 then?

Aw... you think teens just started having sex in the 60's? How cute. I'm willing to bet you a case of beer that the average age has been going UP in the last few hundred years...

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't have model looks and I definitely do not have mad cash, but I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

SaladMonkey: I call shenanigans, girls generally don't ask guys out, even when they do it's usually "do you want my number?"

I second the decree of shenanigans.

sweetmelissa31: bitparity

too soon!

It may be, but the important thing to note here is

how YOU doin'?

Wow, and I thought I was a rare case by losing it at 21. She actually chuckled when I told her, but she was quite nice about it afterward.
And yes, sometimes, stuffs in porn movies does works.

/I share with my dad the fact that we both lost our cherries to a Belgian girl
//Also, Fark made me a better lover : one girl posted here something that really made her scream. Tried that with my girl, and boy was she thankful!

Zerk Schrader: Too early and you've either been taken advantage of (which will of course cause associated sexual problems later) or a crazed freak who's probably got a LOT of problems otherwise.

I started early, but it wasn't for either of those reasons. I had a girlfriend who lived within short walking distance, and who had parents who would leave us alone at home for hours at a time.

IdBeCrazyIf
I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

I don't think when the chick says, "Now serving number 27" qualifies as being asked for your number.

So not too early or not too late. I think 17-19 is probably the best time.

/18

Smarshmallow:

I started early, but it wasn't for either of those reasons. I had a girlfriend who lived within short walking distance, and who had parents who would leave us alone at home for hours at a time.


I was just being a little general and pointing out things that might prove the study concerning early adopters and sexual dysfunction, though not for their reasons or theory. Of course there are people who started quite early to no ill effect, and probably some who are actually more put-together because of it.

Hope I didn't offend by implying those were the only circumstances wherein someone would lose their virginity early.

Smarshmallow: IdBeCrazyIf: I don't have model looks and I definitely do not have mad cash, but I do get asked out or asked for my number at least once a week.

SaladMonkey: I call shenanigans, girls generally don't ask guys out, even when they do it's usually "do you want my number?"

I second the decree of shenanigans.

Listen it's really not that hard. Most guys are actually pretty oblivious to how often they get checked out by women on a daily basis.

yes even the lonely ass losers get looks at least once a day. Perhaps not that "I wanna ride that ass" look but at least "I think I could fix that" look.

Once you start picking up on those looks, it's really not that hard to take advantage of them. Smile back, nod, whatever make notice that you notice them.

And then ignore them.

At least on occasion from the above scenario, you'll at the very least get one to start flirting directly with you.

Although for some guys, flirting could be a 2 ton elephant in the room and they still wouldn't notice it.

fredbox: If you'd been following Mr. If's posting career, you wouldn't be suprised. There are social circles that do work this way, but only if you're a member. They know who each other are.

Even outside those circles... just this past weekend I got the clerks number while stopping for toilette paper. I kid you not, this was the conversation.

Her "Going TPing?"
Me "Depends... where do you live?"
Her "How about a number first and we can go from there"
Me "Sure thing, wanna get together with some friends of mine this weekend at the club?"
Her "...yeah.. Sure!"

And there you have it. It really is that farking easy.

Still waiting for that special someone.

padraig:
/I share with my dad the fact that we both lost our cherries to a Belgian girl

Was it the same girl?

/Sorry
//Lost mine at 16

dogfood: I don't think when the chick says, "Now serving number 27 6" qualifies as being asked for your number.

VIP members get first dibs at the top ten ;)

It's times like these I wonder if it's worth it to stay with my girl friend, who I get along with great (we play alot of video games) but has the sex drive of a frozen fish dinner.

sweetmelissa31: fredbox:
It may be, but the important thing to note here is

how YOU doin'?

I'm ok, but the important thing to note is: you met Richard Stallman? Does he really live in his office?

(How YOU Doin')**100!

sweetmelissa31: fredbox:
It may be, but the important thing to note here is

how YOU doin'?

I'm ok, but the important thing to note is: you met Richard Stallman? Does he really live in his office?

I've heard as much, didn't ask directly. He stayed in my house for a week though, pretty much confirming the stereotypes are true.

Got some wide-eyed and slightly fearful looks from FSF volunteers at the last OSCON when recounting the stories. "you've... you've... MET him?"... and these were volunteers from Boston.

But, no, seriously, how YOU doin'? You can explain properties of manifolds to me... all... night.... long...... ;)

Ohh yeah and to contribute. I started very early and with a much older person.

So I guess you could see starting earlier leads to sexual dysfunction depending on your relativity of dysfunction.

Abox: Still waiting for that special someone.

Advice from someone who did the same: Don't wait.

I was 21. I thought for a long time that it took so long because girls where I'm from are only attracted to Tim McGraw. However, in hindsight, I realize that I had a few opportunities, I was just beaten down so badly by all the hillbillies that I was incapable of believing that girls would like me in that way.

/finally had my first g/f when I was a senior in HS
//still not normal but getting there

Aw... you think teens just started having sex in the 60's? How cute. I'm willing to bet you a case of beer that the average age has been going UP in the last few hundred years...

I'm aware of people having sex early in life in the past. I should have placed that in the context of unwed sex though, now that you mention it.

And yes, before you say it, folks were having unwed sex in the past. But that was not the norm so much as the exception, once upon a time.

That said, I've nothing against the notion of having sex, not a social conservative. I just found the statement bizarre that only the unwashed unedu-ma-cated herdlings have sex at a young age while the more elite and effite snob class puts it off as rather unimportant in the scheme of life, something they may get around to eventually.

GungFu: blubberknife:

Just making up quotes now, eh?

Loser

LowPlainsDrifter: What?!?

WHERE? HOW? WHYYYYY?

Where did you dig up those pretend "facts"? A sign of higher education? You've got to be kidding me. When you lose your virginity at, say, age 15, you've yet to attend Hah-vahd. Right? Or is this part of the standard liberal conceit that the unannointed unwashed masses are inferior in all respects to their superior intellects?

I was going to answer until you started pulling the 'libtard' card there. Tsk.

If higher education means you value your sexuality less or want sex less or feel that only idiots engage in sex in lieu of thinking about abstract cosmological principles, that would explain a lot of pent up frustration intellectuals and pseudo-intellectual wannabes seem to carry with them like a man-purse. If you can't reconcile the desire to bang a hot chick with your desire to read John Stuart Mill, that to me, is a sign of a mind with a severely limited ability to multi-task.

Considering that educated people tend to see their sexuality in more responsible terms (protection, family planning), then what would be the opposite of this line of thought that pushes earlier sex for supposed benefits? The article is saying that having sex earlier is fine and notes right there that it exposes more people to STDs and such. I'm sorry, but there is a good case for Republican delusional idealism here.

Say....you don't happen to come from a town called Chastity that you painted blue, did you?

IdBeCrazyIf:

yes even the lonely ass losers get looks at least once a day. Perhaps not that "I wanna ride that ass" look but at least "I think I could fix that" look.

Once you start picking up on those looks, it's really not that hard to take advantage of them. Smile back, nod, whatever make notice that you notice them.

Maybe I'll try that. Oh the other hand, they may tend to shy away when they see the wedding band (or the wife sitting next to me).

Hetfield: Sexual initiation is much easier when you're a teen chock full with hormones that make you want to hump anything you can get your hands on. Later in life, when your view of the world and humanity is much more reality-based and the self-doubt eats away at your soul, you're much more self-conscious, and I'd guess if you haven't had any prior sexual experiences, it's really difficult to be relaxed enough to get it on without wondering if you're up to task at all.

PRS: Problably, they (ahem) become so very apt at spanking the monkey, sex just doesn't do the trick anymore.

I lost mine at 23. Not that I waited, I was very horny as a teen. I just didn't get many opportunities, and I wasted those precious few that i had. I'm not some fat geek sitting behind his keyboard, I am fit, was an infantryman in the army reserves, run 15km a few times per week, go out drinking with friends etc.

I remember making out with girls at parties when I was a teen and being rock hard for hours. Then when I has sex for the first time at 23 my dick just wouldn't get up. It was really frustrating. I just didn't know what I was supposed to do. I would wake up in to morning with a hard on, chuck the comdom on and try to have sex, but by then it was flacid.

I'm not sure what it was. Perhaps my girlfriend was not supportive enough, perhaps I am just too use to masturbating. One theory of mine is that the neurological pathways that are used in sex are laid down in the teens, just like those for vision are laid down in early childhood. If you blindfold a child until he or she is 10, then the neurological pathways for vision will not have been laid. The child will be blind. Maybe sex is like that.

Abox: Still waiting for that special someone.

Sex is like any other skill, the more teachers you have, the better you'll be. If you wait until the "special someone," then you'll have nothing new to bring to the table.

Raw_fishFood [TotalFark] Quote 2007-11-30 09:17:48 AM
It's times like these I wonder if it's worth it to stay with my girl friend, who I get along with great (we play alot of video games) but has the sex drive of a frozen fish dinner.


Uh, probably not. I'd say either talk with her and see if she's really disinterested, or she might just be too reserved to express herself for whatever reason. She might be better as a friend, which can be extremely rewarding without the sexual aspect (my closest friends are girls who I've never done anything with and never will-- but I would lop an arm off if they really needed me to do it).

I play a lot of video games with my GF, but that's not the reason why I tear over to her house at midnight.

Go find an outgoing and odd nerdy girl. They're great.

(end of useless advice from random, unqualified internet person)

Smarshmallow: Abox: Still waiting for that special someone.

Sex is like any other skill, the more teachers you have, the better you'll be. If you wait until the "special someone," then you'll have nothing new to bring to the table.

Riiiiiiiiight.

Mr Logo: I remember making out with girls at parties when I was a teen and being rock hard for hours. Then when I has sex for the first time at 23 my dick just wouldn't get up. It was really frustrating. I just didn't know what I was supposed to do. I would wake up in to morning with a hard on, chuck the comdom on and try to have sex, but by then it was flacid.

Blame poor biology. Erection is a parasympathetic response (i.e., the opposite of excitatory), so the more nervous/excited, the more likely that you'll to soft. Climaxing, on the other hand, is a sympathetic response (excitatory). What this means is that if you're overly nervous, not only is it very possible that you won't get it up, but if you do, those nerves will probably cause you to finish early.

people just aren't biologically built to wait until they're out of college. I don't know if the article proves any causal relationship, but still... 10 years between puberty and your first time is just biologically unintended.

You can say that some people aren't mature enough for sexual responsibility until they're out of their teens, but I think that just shows that we're just not teaching our kids to grow up like we used to.

Smarshmallow: Maybe I'll try that. Oh the other hand, they may tend to shy away when they see the wedding band (or the wife sitting next to me).

Although every now and then you get the ones who don't give a shiat and will openly flirt in front of your SO.

ipsofacto: Smarshmallow: Abox: Still waiting for that special someone.

Sex is like any other skill, the more teachers you have, the better you'll be. If you wait until the "special someone," then you'll have nothing new to bring to the table.

Riiiiiiiiight.

Nah this is pretty much the case.

I can tell right away how experienced a woman is in bed pretty quickly.

IdBeCrazyIf:
It's all in the attitude.

You mean being a smarmy prick? I keed! I keed!
I find that I have very bizarre taste in men. I tend to see through looks...unless of course they're a disgusting fatty.

I'm a 30 year old virgin I don't like the looks of my future.

I call bullshiat


sexual disfunction is not some kind of curable disease... it is an inability to be honest with yourself.

it is a symptom of mental trauma either from others, your church or yourself.

it has nothing to do with actually getting farked a some time later in life, in fact you CAN'T be "sexually disfunctional" unless you're doing it WRONG which you can't do if you're not doing it.

so the entire concept placed forth in the article is wrong.

I was going to answer until you started pulling the 'libtard' card there. Tsk.

Tsk. You pulled the "it's a Republican conspiracy" card first, bro. Don't deal it if you can't take it, mmmkay?

Considering that educated people tend to see their sexuality in more responsible terms (protection, family planning), then what would be the opposite of this line of thought that pushes earlier sex for supposed benefits?

Educated people most certainly do not think that way. Some do. Many don't, as "educated" does not necessarily mean "intelligent", no matter what they tell you in college. People with *common sense* may see it this way, yes, but common sense is not necessarily a by product of a formal education. And last check a lot of the blue collar unwashed heathen types out there posses far more common sense than your average corporate MBA.

The article is saying that having sex earlier is fine and notes right there that it exposes more people to STDs and such. I'm sorry, but there is a good case for Republican delusional idealism here.

As somebody else said, you're seeing words there that are simply not present. Take off the ideological glasses and you may well find that generally speaking it is the liberal types that push for all kinds of sexual experimentation and exploration when kids are still kids. Not that republicans aren't dorks themselves, they're just hypocrites about it and wouldn't dare breath a word about "hey, have sex early and often!". Dems/liberals are right out front, handing out condoms and instruction manuals on entering into beastiality to 13 year olds and telling them to have fun.

Say....you don't happen to come from a town called Chastity that you painted blue, did you?

Why no, not at all. Nothing wrong with having sex when you feel comfortable with it and your body is ready for the experience. The article or the studies it reports on are not a "republican plot" to force kids to have early sex. The last thing Republicans seem to want is their daughters and sons having underage sex.

But then, I'm not viewing the study with ideological glasses on either.

Does 22 count?

johnny_q:

people just aren't biologically built to wait until they're out of college. I don't know if the article proves any causal relationship, but still... 10 years between puberty and your first time is just biologically unintended.

You can say that some people aren't mature enough for sexual responsibility until they're out of their teens, but I think that just shows that we're just not teaching our kids to grow up like we used to.

Quoted for truth.

westbound pachyderm: You mean being a smarmy prick? I keed! I keed!
I find that I have very bizarre taste in men. I tend to see through looks...unless of course they're a disgusting fatty.

well oddly enough though smarmy pricks do pretty well in the pick up department as well.

But I think we all can agree one one thing.

No fatties

IdBeCrazyIf:

well oddly enough though smarmy pricks do pretty well in the pick up department as well.

Haha! John Fitzgerald Page would like to have a word with you.

But I think we all can agree one one thing.

No fatties

Hell yeah! And nothing more heinous than a two-bagger!

NeuroticRocker: she kept telling me that she didn't like me or even find me attractive, and she was just using me. she wouldn't let me touch her, and there was no fore or afterplay. and everytime I came, it was without orgasm

Interesting thread, and then this guy posts... I'm not sure on the statistics, but I think it's pretty damn rare for guys to consistently ejaculate without orgasm. While I know it can happen often for women, and in some women, that's the case every time, I think it's pretty damn rare to happen to guys (and in fact, dry orgasms are much more common in men than vice versa).

So, yeah, I'm not sure why you posted that depressing story, but I think you're full of it. And if you're actually telling the truth, then the other guy who called you a loser is probably spot on. Nobody's fault but your own for staying with her in a verbally/emotionally abusive relationship.

LowPlainsDrifter: johnny_q:
people just aren't biologically built to wait until they're out of college. I don't know if the article proves any causal relationship, but still... 10 years between puberty and your first time is just biologically unintended.

You can say that some people aren't mature enough for sexual responsibility until they're out of their teens, but I think that just shows that we're just not teaching our kids to grow up like we used to.


Quoted for truth.

Cultural mores play a big role in this as well ... in quite a few Asian countries, you'd be considered a slut/man-whore, if you had sex before marriage. Nowadays, people with a good educational background prefer to get married in their late 20s or early 30s (for males - mid 20s for females?), when they have a pretty high paying job/stable career. If you look at this scenario, they're all seriously farked according to your reasoning.

padraig:
//Also, Fark made me a better lover : one girl posted here something that really made her scream. Tried that with my girl, and boy was she thankful!
Please share.

IdBeCrazyIf
But I think we all can agree one one thing.

No fatties


Unless they are covered in Sour cream.

westbound pachyderm: IdBeCrazyIf:
It's all in the attitude.

You mean being a smarmy prick? I keed! I keed!

Its more common than you think.

Smarshmallow: Abox: Still waiting for that special someone.

Sex is like any other skill, the more teachers you have, the better you'll be. If you wait until the "special someone," then you'll have nothing new to bring to the table.

I didn't say I wasn't having sex, I'm just waiting for that special someone.

/still not bringing anything new to the table
//likes the classics

Cultural mores play a big role in this as well ... in quite a few Asian countries, you'd be considered a slut/man-whore, if you had sex before marriage. Nowadays, people with a good educational background prefer to get married in their late 20s or early 30s (for males - mid 20s for females?), when they have a pretty high paying job/stable career. If you look at this scenario, they're all seriously farked according to your reasoning.

So you assume they don't have sex until they're married then? Really?

fredbox: Its more common than you think.

Smarmy Pricks in a vagina?

It could be common than you think.

dogfood: Unless they are covered in Sour cream.

I'll need chives... lots and lots of chives.

GalFisk: padraig:
//Also, Fark made me a better lover : one girl posted here something that really made her scream. Tried that with my girl, and boy was she thankful!
Please share.

I wish it had never gotten deleted but long time ago there was a thread about the G spot. And this girl who posted there who claimed it didn't exist.

In any event a few girls and many guys were muchly edumicated about the benefits of this wondrous location.

/the farkers, they be learnings

FTA: For women, she said, the message that "good girls" should not engage in or enjoy sex may cause women to shut down sexually, leading to dysfunction.

Guess someone's idea of 'good girl' differs from mine...

/oh yeah, just like that, that's a goooood girl...
//puppies & peanut butter

westbound pachyderm: IdBeCrazyIf:

well oddly enough though smarmy pricks do pretty well in the pick up department as well.

Haha! John Fitzgerald Page would like to have a word with you.



Ahh, JFP. Is there ANY thread you can't be in?

/late bloomer myself, but I made up for it

I only have sex with married chicks.

Losing your virginity later in life leads to sexual dysfunction? Nevermind those extraneous variables in the corner; I'm sure trouble being intimate and difficulty becoming aroused never delay a deflowering.

// Started playing the game earlier than you think

techmom:
Ramen to that!

IdBeCrazyIf:
Smarmy Pricks in a vagina?

It's douchier than you think.

mab1823:
I'm doing it for the lulz...=)

Yep, just drop that age of consent back to 13.. ease the pressure on the prisons save some taxpayer dollars and help all those youngsters keep from becoming dysfunctional... Now you see, this is a win win for everyone. nuff said.

Does being molested count? 'Cause if so, I've got you all beat by a long shot...

/ya rly
//not dysfunctional, but definitely twisted

mab1823: Ahh, JFP. Is there ANY thread you can't be in?

There is of course, no thread that Honey Fitz cannot be in.

IdBeCrazyIf: dogfood: But it was in a portable toilet at a stock car race, so it was kind of a wash.

Did the backend get squirrly?

It was tight in, loose out.

So... my friend wants to know exactly when that bell curve comes down again. I mean, is there a time, let's say after 40, hypothetically, that it's a good time again to devirginize?

Cuz, my friend would appreciate knowing that.

Hetfield: Damn. I never knew Fark.com was such a sad place. Apparently, this is where hope and dreams come to die.

Dreams make great compost, BTW.

IdBeCrazyIf: mab1823: Ahh, JFP. Is there ANY thread you can't be in?

There is of course, no thread that Honey Fitz cannot be in.

Herr Douchenbagger has been pretty quiet lately...isn't he due for another go-down-in-flames episode?

19 for me; was with a girl for 3 years prior to that, so it was definately considered much earlier, but never went there with her. BEST CHOICE EVER. she turned out to be the most neurotic mess of a person i've ever known.

One Million: Dysfunction? That guy has plenty of wood.

that girlie has back dimples. GOD I love back dimples.

/like to call 'em 'thumb pods™'

for all the late bloomers, a solution, based on a tried and true maxim. " If it floats, flys or farks, it is cheaper to rent"

there you go, problem solved. Get out this weekend, and get a rental.

They may be onto something. I know a few folks male and female who didn't lose their virginity until well into their 20s, and every single one of them has at least some level of hangup about sex. Of course, the hang up may have been why they waited int he first place.

On the other hand, I suspect there may be a specific window of opportunity. I know a few folks who lost it at like 12, and they aren't terribly normal, either.

Guess I'm the only normal one.

(Batman & Little Mermaid costumes, circus music and a taco bar are normal, right?)

eggrolls: They may be onto something. I know a few folks male and female who didn't lose their virginity until well into their 20s, and every single one of them has at least some level of hangup about sex. Of course, the hang up may have been why they waited int he first place.

On the other hand, I suspect there may be a specific window of opportunity. I know a few folks who lost it at like 12, and they aren't terribly normal, either.

Guess I'm the only normal one.

(Batman & Little Mermaid costumes, circus music and a taco bar are normal, right?)

What? No spatula? You are weird, pervert

wallypod: 27 and counting. somebody please put me out of my misery

You know what your problem is? Your putting the p... on a pedestal.

hamster.powered: 19 for me; was with a girl for 3 years prior to that, so it was definately considered much earlier, but never went there with her. BEST CHOICE EVER. she turned out to be the most neurotic mess of a person i've ever known.

Sure you had nothing to do with it... j/k

Reading this thread, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

I weep for my poor 26 year old virgin friend.

/Poor guy.
//And he's in a band. WTF!?!

I'm 20 and still a virgin, but that article makes it sound I'm a virgin by choice.

I can't figure out how to charm a woman. no matter what i do they hates me, and I'm not even fat

mab1823: Herr Douchenbagger has been pretty quiet lately...isn't he due for another go-down-in-flames episode?

Soon... you can't rush greatness though.

Hetfield: ArtemisGoldfish: Interesting, and it brings up a few good points. NAWT. (Didn't RTFA)

/18
//Bi
///Lost virginity a week ago to a guy.

How you doin'?

WOOOOOOO!

/comedy
//loves it

bastaroid: I'm 20 and still a virgin, but that article makes it sound I'm a virgin by choice.

I can't figure out how to charm a woman. no matter what i do they hates me, and I'm not even fat

Chances are you probably already know a girl who would fark you in a second.

She may not be your dream girl, but take her to a party, get drunk, and get it over with. Don't lie to her though, unless you want an emotional wreck.

bastaroid: I can't figure out how to charm a woman. no matter what i do they hates me, and I'm not even fat

You just need a good wingman that's all.

Seventeen. You ready.

Raw_fishFood: It's times like these I wonder if it's worth it to stay with my girl friend, who I get along with great (we play alot of video games) but has the sex drive of a frozen fish dinner.

QFT

Good girls are hard to find.

drjekel_mrhyde: MorningBreath: 14, on my first date. I got it out of the way as fast as I could.

haha 13 can i has a cookie

Gods, I feel even more like a deviant now.

/...8.
//in my defense, it was in Spain and during the 80s
///to one of the cleaning lady's daughters in the TDY housing

FTFA

The researchers, who looked at data from the 1996 National Sexual Health Survey, conducted by the Center for AIDS Prevention Studies (CAPS) at the University of California, San Francisco

This survey was done of folks who took a sexual health survey for an Aids prevention study

that could HARDLY induce some one to lie down their sexuality

"From a clinical standpoint, there are often dynamics other than the desire to be abstinent until marriage, such as fear of intimacy, body image problems, alcohol and drug abuse, and sexual dysfunction," he said. He adds that these factors "might influence the delay of sexual debut as a means of avoiding sexual issues."

well CLINICALLY you didn't examine any of these things you did a Statistical analysis... so really all your study is doing is saying "Hey look at these numbers over here without any context"

I wish I could get published in JAMA with suck shoddy work

The researchers say this preliminary evidence may point up detrimental effects of abstinence-only education.

O'RLY?

who looked at data from the 1996 National Sexual Health Survey

well thats funny the first time abstinence only education got restored was in 1994 (prior to that point it was in Legal hell in courts)

This entitlement program, Section 510(b) of Title V of the Social Security Act, funneled $50 million per year for five years into the states. Those states that choose to accept Section 510(b) funds are required to match every four federal dollars with three state-raised dollars and then disperse the funds for educational activities.[5]

Programs that use the funds are required to adhere to a strict eight-point definition, which, among other things, requires them to teach that "sexual activity outside of marriage is likely to have harmful psychological and physical effects."[6] (The complete definition is on page 11.) The section 510(b) abstinence-only-until-marriage funds are up for reauthorization in 2001.

So.... yeah Not so sure that casual link is what you think it is since Abstinence Only programs didn't have a critical mass at the time of the statistics you were using.

AND without breaking down where the people are from we further can't make that leap... but you said *cough*

"Our results do not allow for causal interpretations," the study authors write.

I am waiting for Love, but since Love does not exist. I will not engage in any sexual activity.

What Techmom said... I'm not Mr. Ladies man but I've found some ladies like what I have in "personality/Charm/Character" and aims for that

Problem is of course other geeks USUALLY beat me to the game

luckybastard: bastaroid: I'm 20 and still a virgin, but that article makes it sound I'm a virgin by choice.

I can't figure out how to charm a woman. no matter what i do they hates me, and I'm not even fat

Chances are you probably already know a girl who would fark you in a second.

She may not be your dream girl, but take her to a party, get drunk, and get it over with. Don't lie to her though, unless you want an emotional wreck.

IdBeCrazyIf: You just need a good wingman that's all.

bastaroid, I just came to second both of these. This is 100% true. If you have a good wingman he will find the friend that wants for fark you in no time.

Love exists.

THIS

Love may some times be all kinds of Suck but it is real

Who Is John Galt

Ya see none of my friends are good Wingmen.... Maybe thats some of my problems

I had a friend try to wingman for me... but he FAILED to tell me he was doin so and when I confusedly interacted with a girl and didn't make the move he made a "well I tried to help" comment to other friends

the Douchiest part... he never told me when he did this for me... So I know farkall about who the woman was

/drives me Batty when I am around him
//He denies it to

I'm serious[ly late] with this open query but: what do you farkers consider to be the point in which a person is no longer a virgin.

Are you of the mindset that actual penetration and orgasm/ejaculation/reaching-of-some-self-defined-end-stage need occur before the title "virginity" can be be referred to in the past tense?

self_deprived_of_sleep: I'm serious[ly late] with this open query but: what do you farkers consider to be the point in which a person is no longer a virgin.

After a good skullfarking, you're no longer a virgin.

I didn't wait too long, it just took me a while to find the right midget.

techmom: I doubt they universally 'hates' you; it may be that you haven't made yourself noticed (in a positive way, anyway), or that you're shooting for the wrong type.

For instance: if you were a gamer geek, shy and better able to converse about WOW rather than the hottest DJs in town, then maybe you should be looking for someone more approachable than the high-maintenance sorority sisters at the club.

Women aren't all looking for the same sort of 'charm'. Maybe you need to change your approach (not that I know what that is - beyond the fact that you say it isn't working).

This and rims and all that.

kliq: Guntram Shatterhand: nuclear_asshat: I think your looking for something that is quite obviously not there.

A stretch, but definitely worth examining.

That's what she said.



High five!

beelzebubba76: Cultural mores play a big role in this as well ... in quite a few Asian countries, you'd be considered a slut/man-whore, if you had sex before marriage. Nowadays, people with a good educational background prefer to get married in their late 20s or early 30s (for males - mid 20s for females?), when they have a pretty high paying job/stable career. If you look at this scenario, they're all seriously farked according to your reasoning.

Yes, in many cultures/religions, it's very wrong to have sex before marriage. But when those rules were made, it was the norm to get married in your teens.

Nowadays, people with a good educational background prefer to get married in their late 20s because our society demands that you get out of college before you're financially capable of supporting a family, and our society isn't teaching good social maturity/responsibility until after high school.

So, yeah, we're all seriously farked - biologically, we're supposed to be ready much sooner, but socially we're not being prepared until much later.

Is there a problem with my reasoning here?

Are you of the mindset that actual penetration and orgasm/ejaculation/reaching-of-some-self-defined-end-stage need occur before the title "virginity" can be be referred to in the past tense?

*ME* I define Virginity is when you have your bodily fluids/Receive Bodily fluids from another person into an Orifice

I know I left my virginity laying right around here somewhere...

/approves

first "in" should = "at"

Oh, and mentally add a "?" somewhere near the end of that first line of characters for no good reason, while you're at it.

techmom: Have you seen the T-shirts he has for sale? Trying to capitilize off of his douchebaggery. I like the sales pitch best:

T-shirts: White.
Sizes: XL only - just like my ego.
Price: $20.

I need a link..stat

karasoth: Are you of the mindset that actual penetration and orgasm/ejaculation/reaching-of-some-self-defined-end-stage need occur before the title "virginity" can be be referred to in the past tense?

*ME* I define Virginity is when you have your bodily fluids/Receive Bodily fluids from another person into an Orifice

Wife and I are in agreement. The minute any sorta genitals are in play is the minute you've effectively lost your virginity.

So oral sex is in.

jonny_q


I call a flag on your play. PROBLEM is (using this country as an example) when you got married in your early teens you were expected to be a functional adult.

in todays country most people in their 20s are not functional adults and even some folks in their 30s so its not the same thing

lost it at 18 to my highschool gf... she was a virgin too, then she loved to much became a whore and cheated on me...

next gf was married previously and loved sex, so about 30 times a week, ya rly... but as someone with that appetite will do, cheated on again...

sex improves and ruins lives at the same time

(someone throw up pic of spartan cheerleaders from snl for me with line "dont sex-a-bate, masturbate"

getting married summer 08. still a virgin, as is hubby-to-be. waiting until the wedding night.

/not sure if we'll make it
//so excited for sex
///seriously, so excited.

Can you Prove Love Exists? Beyond a chemical attraction to Pheremones.

IdBeCrazyIf: GalFisk: padraig:
//Also, Fark made me a better lover : one girl posted here something that really made her scream. Tried that with my girl, and boy was she thankful!
Please share.

With the girl on her back, put your forefinger and middle finger in her vagina, with your palm facing upward. Then flex your fingers in a "come over here" manner. Repeat as necessary. For added bonus, use your tongue on her clitoris at the same time.
The first time I did it, I suddenly had to close my window because I did not want the neighbors to call the cops on me, because of the screams she did.

hamster.powered: 19 for me; was with a girl for 3 years prior to that, so it was definately considered much earlier, but never went there with her. BEST CHOICE EVER. she turned out to be the most neurotic mess of a person i've ever known.

Her: "I was with this guy for THREE YEARS and he never made a move. Am I that unattractive? What's wrong with me?"

/Just sayin'

techmom

Ya see I wouldn't say loss of Virginity and knowing how you work down there are the same thing

lots of trial and error

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

I've always thought of virginity as involving actual intercourse, not oral.

But those were largely interchangeable back when I was that age. Nowadays, I guess blowjobs are like handshakes or something.

If a smaller dependence on sex for arousal is sexual dysfunction, is it still a bad thing?

mrtron: Good Sane girls are hard to find.

FTFY

Was 20 when I lost mine. I frequently lied to my slutty friends and to this day they think I was a slut too.

/semi-dysfunctional, but in a good way

padraig: With the girl on her back, put your forefinger and middle finger in her vagina, with your palm facing upward. Then flex your fingers in a "come over here" manner. Repeat as necessary. For added bonus, use your tongue on her clitoris at the same time.

Isn't that the G-spot?

mrtron: Good Sane girls are hard to find.

FTFY

SECONDed

Heh,

Lost mine at 19 in college, in the bed directly beneath my roomates bed. While he was in bed and asleap. Heh, she didnt mind. (She was visiting from VATech).

For all you farkers out there that are complaining about your women not having enough sex drive, you need to understand something. Womans sexual peak is in the late 20's through their late 30's or early 40's. Mens sexual peak is basically at 18 to 25.

I've been married now for 8 months. I starting dating my wife in college 6 years ago. At first we didnt have that much sex in fact I had to fly her ass to Japan for vacation just to get in her pants the first time, but the point is that we didnt have much sex because she felt bad about pre-marital sex, and didnt want to be a slut, etc, etc. the moral and belief systems are strong in some young women (the good ones anyway).

But the MAIN point is that almost the SECOND we were out of college and all grows up she started rapin me like 4 times a day. We're married now and both 27, i have to seriosly beat her off on a daily basis, and i still get farked 8-10 times a week. Its all i can do to keep up.


Sexual maturity differences in males and females, why dont they coincide? Nature sure is evil.


/Not that i'm complaining
//Love every minute of my "problem" (not a bad problem to have i know)
///Almost time for my lunch quickie?