What the heck is "gobsmacked" ?????

"Spot the Drunkard" is too easy. "Spot the Tranny" at least sometimes offers a little challenge.

Would hit all three.
Just gotta be careful with the braces

"gobsmacked"? I've never been, but I'll try it...

I'll take the one in the middle. Got plans for her...

carmody: "Spot the Drunkard" is too easy. "Spot the Tranny" at least sometimes offers a little challenge.

A challenge perhaps, but also, an awful way to end your evening.

I sometimes enjoy a rousing game of spot the drunkard in the mirror.

Knowingly serving alcohol to customers who are drunk has long been against the law and was recently enshrined in the 2003 Licensing Act


Huh? 1 or 2 beers make a person a little buzzed - close enough to say drunk. So how is a bar to stay in business if they can only serve 1 or 2 to a patron?

It's about time our leaders crack down on you irresponsible drinkers.

i'm a drunkard so i am getting gobsmacked out of the comments i'm not getting a kick out of

steklo: I'll take the one in the middle. Got plans for her...

It might be the camera angle, but I think she looks a little bit like the teenager in Mask.

Nanny State trifecta in play?

The one on the right is totally checking out her rack, though.

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//you talkin' 'bout us, man?

god I suck at this

I Speak Jive: gob I suck at this


FTFY

Agreed

I am getting a kick out of these replies as I am currently gobsmacked.

I'd hit em all.

But I'll pass on head from the one equipped with the cheese grater

I Speak Post Jive: god I suck at this

He wont help you...

I'd gobsmack it.

SMACKED!

G.O.B.smacked?

G.O.B. = George Orwell's Britain...thus GOBsmacked.

Dairy Mail trifecta in play?

This is the reason I never ever go out on the Friday before Christmas

I prefer find the chick drunk enough to do anal.

Dairy Mail trifecta in play?

I think BalugaJoe is Asian.

this is a retarded and disgusting scheme (if it's real), however:

the mail oppose binge drinking and corruption of morals, loss of public order etc etc and then when the police think of an idea they jump on it as authoritarian and invasive (which it is but i'll be damned before i let the mail take both sides)

I want MY gob smacked!

/how?

IXI Jim IXI: carmody: "Spot the Drunkard" is too easy. "Spot the Tranny" at least sometimes offers a little challenge.

A challenge perhaps, but also, an awful way to end your evening.

At least you got anal.

So do you guys in England at least get a pillow for your forehead when your government is screwing you from behind?

MDGeist: So do you guys in England at least get a pillow for your forehead when your government is screwing you from behind?

I'm sure they do.

We should be so lucky.

Are the cops going to be able to drink on duty? I think they might stand out when they're the only people not having a drink in the place. The bartenders might pick up on that, maybe. Or is the plan for the undercovers to get drunk and see if the bar continues to serve them? This is a stupid idea.

Millions_Knives: I'd hit em all.

But I'll pass on head from the one equipped with the cheese grater

agreed. She does look like the most intoxicated out of all of them though. The one on the right just looks completely stoned. Then again, there's the ultra-creepy looking dude behind all of them that looks like has dibs on the first one that falls on the floor...just like a vulture so he'll probably take number three, since that's where he's looking. I'm going to probably try to get both one and two since they look chummy anyway. If that doesn't work, or I get slapped, I'll just go for number two since she looks pretty fun anyway and probably won't remember that I just pissed her and her friend off by asking for a threesome.

/on three, break

Death By Monkey: Dairy Mail trifecta in play?

I think BalugaJoe is Asian.

Or drunk. Or perhaps he lost in last nites' epic round of spot the tranny and is serving the penalty round, if you catch my drift.
/NTTAWWT.

I can't be the only person who figures this (new window) is the inevitable result of this campaign.

Cocksmacked?

What is the etiology of 'gobsmack'?

xanadian
Wheeeere is heeeee? THERE HE IS! Wheeeere is heeeeee? THERE HE IS!!

I really thought that was Peek A Boo

/looks like I'm all around clueless
//I'm not even in the UK

Off the topic, but I was pulled over last night for having my headlight out. I explained to the cop that I had just become aware of it on my way home and he ended up letting me go without a fixit ticket. However he did give me a pamphlet about what to expect when pulled over, how to fight a ticket, why cops are busy with traffic violations rather than fighting crime, etc. Anyone else ever been given literature by the police when pulled over? I thought it was bizarre.