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(Daily Mail)   Ogling MILFS, GILFS, topless calendars, eating doughnuts, watching X-rated TV and sleeping on the job was all in a day's work for London Gatwick airport policemen, says one disgruntled ex-policewoman   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 65
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2007-11-28 08:32:21 AM
The term GILF was said to have been used to describe attractive grandmothers, and the area where female cabin crew were dropped off was dubbed the "s***** patch".

Maybe it's just early, and maybe I need more coffee. But what the hell is "s*****" supposed to stand for?
 
2007-11-28 08:33:20 AM
FTFA: The 38-year-old had to put up with comments about her breasts...

Better put some cortisone on those bee stings, lady!

/Do not want!
 
2007-11-28 08:35:12 AM
and this is a bad idea why again?

oh yeah, the terrorist thing.

/still sounds like an ideal job
 
2007-11-28 08:39:17 AM
Pocket Ninja: Maybe it's just early, and maybe I need more coffee. But what the hell is "s*****" supposed to stand for?

Snizatch, of course!
 
2007-11-28 08:39:42 AM
... with small boobs
 
2007-11-28 08:41:24 AM
chrisj2k: Snizatch, of course!

That has more than five letters after the "s".
 
2007-11-28 08:48:48 AM
"In all my life I have never been treated as badly as I have been at Gatwick,"

Really? You should get out more.
 
2007-11-28 08:53:04 AM
binnster: "In all my life I have never been treated as badly as I have been at Gatwick,"

Maybe she is a TFer and her comment was for the airport thread. Link

 
2007-11-28 10:07:08 AM
FTA, ...Male police slept on the job, faked patrol reports, watched an X-rated TV channel and ran a forfeit system where they had to buy each other doughnuts as a penalty for leaving guns lying around...

Or as Ohio cops like to call it, Tuesday.
 
2007-11-28 10:21:06 AM
Pocket Ninja: The term GILF was said to have been used to describe attractive grandmothers, and the area where female cabin crew were dropped off was dubbed the "s***** patch".

Maybe it's just early, and maybe I need more coffee. But what the hell is "s*****" supposed to stand for?


Shagging ?

/lives 5 mins from there.
//giggity
 
2007-11-28 10:32:26 AM
Yes please
 
2007-11-28 10:33:45 AM
Pocket Ninja: Maybe it's just early, and maybe I need more coffee. But what the hell is "s*****" supposed to stand for?

Here's a hint -- it rhymes.

/Bubble and squeak.
 
2007-11-28 10:36:19 AM
snatch

/is that filtered?
 
2007-11-28 10:37:33 AM
Ogling MILFS, GILFS, topless calendars, eating doughnuts, watching X-rated TV and sleeping on the job was all in a day's work
We call it Thursday...
 
2007-11-28 10:38:51 AM
Maybe a Britfarker can enlighten me.

Does the article say "A woman firearms officer", because not all LEOs over there carry and they like to distinguish between the ones that can and can't?
 
2007-11-28 10:39:21 AM
Kidnapped in India???

Who paid her ransom???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

oh I slay me
 
2007-11-28 10:40:24 AM
It starts with S rhymes with Natch, so I guess you could say its the Ssss Nnnnatch Patch
 
2007-11-28 10:41:23 AM
Sounds like a civil service job to me.
 
2007-11-28 10:41:57 AM
nickerj1: Maybe a Britfarker can enlighten me.

Does the article say "A woman firearms officer", because not all LEOs over there carry and they like to distinguish between the ones that can and can't?


The majority of the UK police force do not carry guns, armed officers are therefore the exception.
 
2007-11-28 10:43:15 AM
So... where do I send my application to?
 
2007-11-28 10:44:39 AM
Application please...
 
2007-11-28 10:44:42 AM
SSSNNNNAAAAtch pics

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

I can't believe I am the only one so far to think of this
 
2007-11-28 10:45:47 AM
Ah. I get it now.

/i get jokes
 
2007-11-28 10:46:09 AM
Well if nothing else I think I found a net career path.
 
2007-11-28 10:46:44 AM
BlueDuckFarker: Here's a hint -- it rhymes.

/Bubble and squeak.


Just so we are all on the same wavelength, I'm thinking "snatch patch" (after I read your comment). Is that what everyone else is thinking?
 
2007-11-28 10:46:44 AM
Gatwick? Try Stanstead, or Charleroi, now THOSE are shiateh0les, me dear
 
2007-11-28 10:47:33 AM
Should I not have done that? Because I gotta tell ya,...
 
2007-11-28 10:47:35 AM
nickerj1: Maybe a Britfarker can enlighten me.

Does the article say "A woman firearms officer", because not all LEOs over there carry and they like to distinguish between the ones that can and can't?


Yep, thats exactly why. There are lots of armed police in Gatwick, but if you went into the nearby town they wouldn't be. To my knowledge they have specialist units that are armed.
 
2007-11-28 10:48:24 AM
Snatch+Guns ;-) (new window)
 
2007-11-28 10:49:57 AM
.... Leonard Bernstein
 
2007-11-28 10:51:44 AM
stress tensor: BlueDuckFarker: Here's a hint -- it rhymes.

/Bubble and squeak.

Just so we are all on the same wavelength, I'm thinking "snatch patch" (after I read your comment). Is that what everyone else is thinking?


God, no. That's just disgusting.
 
2007-11-28 10:54:09 AM
Sounds like she has never spent any time around men in her entire life.

I know I wouldn't want to work in a place where the guys didn't act like that. How boring.

Someone tell her to get that sand out of her vagina.
 
2007-11-28 10:54:20 AM
She was called a "daisy", a "whoopsy" and a "lipstick" by the rest of the squad.

Armed officers on patrol allegedly used their radios to report sightings of pretty women to each other, using the code MILF for "mothers I'd like to ****".

The term GILF was said to have been used to describe attractive grandmothers, and the area where female cabin crew were dropped off was dubbed the "s***** patch".

Male police slept on the job, faked patrol reports, watched an X-rated TV channel...


Not professional behaviour at work, morans.

...and ran a forfeit system where they had to buy each other doughnuts as a penalty for leaving guns lying around

However, this is an excellent idea.
 
2007-11-28 10:56:59 AM
Kerr Avon: Snatch+Guns ;-) (new window)

Thank you for the memories!
 
2007-11-28 10:58:06 AM
FTFA: During the tribunal, her male colleagues were likened to the overweight, doughnut-eating policeman Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons.

This part I can believe.
 
2007-11-28 10:59:51 AM
What should they have been looking for, Ze Germans?
 
2007-11-28 11:04:39 AM
stress tensor: BlueDuckFarker: Here's a hint -- it rhymes.

/Bubble and squeak.

Just so we are all on the same wavelength, I'm thinking "snatch patch" (after I read your comment). Is that what everyone else is thinking?


Sticky / Snatch / Syphilis + patch ?
 
2007-11-28 11:06:32 AM
Having once spent 10 (TEN) hours stuck in Gatwick because of several of their employees - people who made 'Merican TSA workers look like astrophysicists - I now have something of an explanation.
 
2007-11-28 11:07:26 AM
MaximumTravis:
Sounds like she has never spent any time around men in her entire life.

I know I wouldn't want to work in a place where the guys didn't act like that. How boring.

Someone tell her to get that sand out of her vagina.


Yeah! Lighten up nancy girl! It's just a little fun.

apps.carleton.edu
 
2007-11-28 11:09:35 AM
Interesting how her GF didn't comment on this ?
 
2007-11-28 11:10:18 AM
BOO FARKING HOO

Had this ignorant woman ever met a cop before she chose this as a 'profession'? On the Sopranos, you never saw that one female gangster in Johnny Sack's crew pretending to be shocked, shocked to discover that her colleagues use foul language and make the occasional off-color remarks about various minorities and chicks.

It's just like some ex-cop said who wrote a book, got on NPR to discuss it, then I forgot his name: 1/10 of cops are pathologically bad, beyond help, and cannot be made to act ethically ever; 1/10 of cops are unquestionably honest, competent, and trustworthy; the other 80% in varying degrees, wish they could be.

No one would drop their kids off at a daycare where 80% of the staff wouldn't dream of snitching on the 1/10 that are pedophiles and keep quiet as they share in the german freeky porno mafia cash.

Respectable people, in most parts of the world, do not choose to be cops.

some more light reading - http://overdrive.bpl.org/257CB72A-8BCD-437F-A6AE-8C455F0824E7/10/274/en/ContentD etails.htm?id=%7B31E9D154-9BA5-49AE-AD57-4D8677FC3B4E%7D
 
2007-11-28 11:20:07 AM
That woman is clearly not a MILF, but a MILNTHTTAHS - Mother I'd like to not have to think about having sex.
 
2007-11-28 11:24:20 AM
As you enter the snakes of queues in London Stanstead Airport to get through the insecurity checks you can see into the office to the left. Several normal sized screens with various cctv footage and a large screen I've seen soccer matches being displayed on and daytime television.
 
2007-11-28 11:35:53 AM
keloyd: Respectable people, in most parts of the world, do not choose to be cops.

im.rediff.com
Not a cop.
 
2007-11-28 11:50:09 AM
I am disappointed in the lack of MILF and GILF pics.
 
2007-11-28 11:50:36 AM
stress tensor: By all means. That's the first word that came to mind (When read in context with the rest of the article of course...)
 
2007-11-28 11:51:41 AM
I came in here to see some GILFs and I'm disappointed.

I know I'm not alone.
Right?
Guys?
Guys?
Hello?
 
2007-11-28 11:53:11 AM
nickerj1: Maybe a Britfarker can enlighten me.

Does the article say "A woman firearms officer", because not all LEOs over there carry and they like to distinguish between the ones that can and can't?


And since when has the word "woman" been an adjective? It is a noun. It should say "female firearms officer".
 
2007-11-28 11:57:24 AM
GILF? Jeez what will be next? GGILF? You people need help.
 
2007-11-28 12:00:04 PM
please to post bag of bones w/silcone fun bags in bikini...

/fap

in the meantime, please to enjoy:img527.imageshack.us
 
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