Oh, come on. I'm sure SOMEBODY would hit it...

Let the hilariously captioned images begin.

Based one the pic, that's just a nice way of saying "You're shiat outta luck."

I dutifully volunteer to take her

Nevermind, fugly.

Ah the genius idiots that cant function in any real capacity or combine basic logic with action running out schools.

//Good job on that

Ah the genius idiots that cant function in any real capacity or combine basic logic with action running our schools.

//Good job on that
///also FTFM

Yeah, because getting pregnant will solve all your problems and make him want to be with you.

TFA: But Kirsty, who has taken part-time jobs to fund her studies, said: 'I don't want to do that because it is wasting my life.'

She's smart. She'll go far in life.

Come on, won't someone show her the 'O' face?

I'm sure somebody would hit it...

What the fark, does all the news here either come from Florida or the UK nowadays?

EL_FABREZ: What the fark, does all the news here either come from Florida or the UK nowadays?

That's where the retards live.

If you've ever seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", picture Toola's reaction to the bridesmaid dresses and that was my reaction to the girl's photo.

/That chick's gonna need a whole lotta Windex.

there isn't enough beer...

FTA:
Her MP, Philip Davies, said: 'If anybody is in a position to help, then I couldn't think of anyone more deserving.'


Plenty of Farkers in that very position!

The trouble is Kirsty Oldfield is a better person than those idiots charged with her education.

She looks like the damn "Leave Britney Alone" kid.

KOOLmike: FTA:
Her MP, Philip Davies, said: 'If anybody is in a position to help, then I couldn't think of anyone more deserving.'


Plenty of Farkers in that very position!

That quote caught my eye as well.

If only there were people you could elect as representatives. You know, guys you could call on to advocate for your cause versus the government machine. Wonder who that would be.

/looking at you Mr. Davies

She looks like the waitress from "It's Always Sunny"

//just saying

Myspace is set to private but I think she's the fat one in black
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shadowwake: there isn't enough beer...

I would hit it.

//sober
///with the lights on

KOOLmike: FTA:
Her MP, Philip Davies, said: 'If anybody is in a position to help, then I couldn't think of anyone more deserving.'


Plenty of Farkers in that very position!

Came here for this. No, really. I would not get into any position with her. I'd help if I had the moneys though.

/Pedofarkers.

Come on guys, you've never gone hoggin before?

/me neither, but I had an old roomate who would get drunk and do it, despite the fact he was capable of pulling attractive ass as well..

Obligatory:

lilplatinum: Come on guys, you've never gone hoggin before?

/me neither, but I had an old roomate who would get drunk and do it, despite the fact he was capable of pulling attractive ass as well..

I have to use that term "hoggin"

looking at the myspace picture made me think of this:



This one time, at band camp
OK, she may not be a prize, but come on, we have seen MUCH worse on here...... I would give her a high 4 low 5 on a 1-10 scale....

OMG the Fresno War Nerd has hit fark? have i been away too long?

What do you people expect? The school staff to take up a collection to pay her way for her? shiat happened, she got pointed to a loophole to game the system and instead of saying, "No, I'll try something else," she raised a fuss about it. It might not be a good option, but when you lose both your parents and are thrust head-first into real life, there probably aren't any good options. WTG farking over the people vaguely trying to help you. The administrators are no saints here, but when you're up against a wall like that you're really not their concern anymore. Their job is to get everyone through, not hand-hold problem cases. Yeah, it's tragic, there are probably a dozen other equally tragic stories at that school alone who haven't gone running to cry to the press.

To the farkwits that can't read:
The school has nothing to do with this. She can't afford to stay in school. The local benfits office have stopped giving her any money, as she earns too much from her part time job. It's not as if she seems like exactly the sort of person that we want to nurture and encourage. Far better to give our money to the wee slappers dropping a sprog every five minutes.

why oh why do i think this story is a bit fishy? read it on the way into work this morning in the metro and im fairly sure that there might be some creative reporting of the truth going on. in much the same way that peg-leg gold digger wants us all to drink rats milk.

Fb- last seen boarding a plane to England...

"irsty, 17, said: 'I told my head teacher I might be dropping out. My benefits adviser said the only way I can claim anything is by becoming pregnant, while wiggling his eyebrows.'

I Said
She looks like the waitress from "It's Always Sunny"

So you're the guy that watches that show.

/crap.

So her parents were too shortsighted to have a life insurance policy... Send her to a Dickensian workhouse and serve her some delicious gruel.

what you guys have never loseded anyone?

Surely there was some way to crowbar "nanny state" into that headline? Come on Subby, you're supposed to be beating that dead horse into glue.

AlexItalics: She looks like the damn "Leave Britney Alone" kid.

Scary when you consider that the Britney kid is a dude.

I'm old with limited options so I might still hit it.

I don't get why she's losing her benefits.

Is there some special law that says "If your parents die, then you lose all funding." How the hell do you vote for something like that.

Are you people kidding me? That's eminently hittable. And no, not in a 18th-century Holland way.

sethronlf: I don't get why she's losing her benefits.

Is there some special law that says "If your parents die, then you lose all funding." How the hell do you vote for something like that.

I don't get why you didn't read the article:
But her income support and benefits were taken away because she earned too much - £150 a week - working part-time as a chef.

/or maybe you're trolling

Whitewabbit: why oh why do i think this story is a bit fishy? read it on the way into work this morning in the metro and im fairly sure that there might be some creative reporting of the truth going on. in much the same way that peg-leg gold digger wants us all to drink rats milkmalk.

Sorry, pet peeve.

Damn, I meant that to say "FTFY", not "Sorry, Pet Peeve".

/The Vitamin R is clouding my judgement.

This poor kid loses her parents, and then her funding for school, and noone volunteers to help her out, yet Oral Roberts University, the school of ignorance and deceit, gets $70 million.

whiskey
tango
foxtrot


/btw, i'd hit it
//fist, angry god, blah blah

'I don't want to do that because it is wasting my life.'

wow that makes me feel awesome about being preggers

Would've definitely hit it based on the first pic. Not so sure now.

Ahh, who am I kidding. I'd still hit it.

/Oh yeah, and uh... poor girl, sucks for her.
//Not that I'd hit it.
///Although probably that too.

ew... she needs to learn how to find a good bra

/sweater titties