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2007-11-27 10:53:03 AM  
I'd hit it until she became a social retard.

/home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?
 
2007-11-27 10:53:46 AM  
homepage.mac.com

Yes. Many times and in every room of my house. And a few rooms in my neighbor's house. And the car. And the backyard. And while waiting in line at the grocery store.
 
2007-11-27 11:15:02 AM  
How else are is she supposed to teach Sex Ed? It is not like he had classmates to practice with.
 
2007-11-27 11:18:32 AM  
Why weren't these hot teachers around when I was eligible to be homeschooled?
 
2007-11-27 11:26:06 AM  
Nothin' like lovin' in The Nuys.

/BVN13
 
2007-11-27 01:11:26 PM  
What does she charge per hour?
I am kind of weak in phys ed and health classes.
 
2007-11-27 02:19:54 PM  
Ah, the home schooled. Too stupid to keep your mouth shut when you have a great thing going.
 
2007-11-27 02:23:09 PM  
That's hot.
 
2007-11-27 02:23:25 PM  
I'd hit it. She's a cutie. I'll even dress up like a home-schooled kid if it'll help get her all lathered up.
 
2007-11-27 02:24:33 PM  
I'd go looking for the peanuts in her candy bars.
 
2007-11-27 02:24:37 PM  
lucky little bastard
 
2007-11-27 02:24:49 PM  
best bonus ever.
 
2007-11-27 02:25:08 PM  
Daniel Tosh?
 
2007-11-27 02:25:20 PM  
I'd hit it.
With a tactical nuke.

/Do Not Want
 
2007-11-27 02:25:43 PM  
Someone needs to setup a slideshow of all the sex teachers ala hot or not....

just saying
 
2007-11-27 02:25:56 PM  
Wait... I recognize this one. Wasn't she on here before?
 
2007-11-27 02:25:59 PM  
Niicccccccccccccccccccccccccceee
 
2007-11-27 02:26:00 PM  
www.afunnystuff.com
 
2007-11-27 02:26:13 PM  
I guess I always thought that home schooled meant that you were taught at home by your parents.

Had no idea that teachers came to your house.


NICE!
 
2007-11-27 02:26:21 PM  
Muddie: Ah, the home schooled. Too stupid to keep your mouth shut when you have a great thing going.

Whateva. Lack of vitamin D on both their parts.
 
2007-11-27 02:26:34 PM  
Fark'n home-schoolers, with their long recesses and sex romps with their teachers. We public school kids had to settle for finger-banging and handjobs.
 
2007-11-27 02:26:49 PM  
badgerb: What does she charge per hour?
I am kind of weak in phys ed and health classes.


You need to bone up on your anatomy, too?
 
2007-11-27 02:26:51 PM  
I guess all that we're missing is a nun hitting on teenagers at a Catholic School. We'll probably get that in 3-2-1 ...
 
2007-11-27 02:27:22 PM  
DAMN!

/that is all
 
2007-11-27 02:27:40 PM  
mooseyfate: I'd hit it until she became a social retard.

/home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?


No kidding. I knew an entire family of home-schooled kids once, and they're all completely farked up. They can't even live normal lives now because they have no idea what the real world is like. The thing is, you wouldn't hire someone without an education degree to teach kids at a school (well, not in Canada anyway), so what makes average parents think they're qualified to teach their kids?
 
2007-11-27 02:27:49 PM  
hatelabs: Someone needs to setup a slideshow of all the sex teachers ala hot or not....

just saying


Is she an 8.9?
 
2007-11-27 02:29:24 PM  
mooseyfate: /home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?


I think that's a misconception. Every home schooled kid I have ever met has actually been better adjusted than us public school folk. They are just as outgoing as anybody with better social skills than most in my experience.

Could it be due to the parents taking more interest in their kids?
 
2007-11-27 02:29:30 PM  
Omnivorous: I guess all that we're missing is a nun hitting on teenagers at a Catholic School. We'll probably get that in 3-2-1 ...

That's beyond hot...I hope.

/C'mon hottie nun, hottie nun, big bucks, big bucks, no whammy...
 
2007-11-27 02:29:49 PM  
He probably turned her in to the cops because she wouldn't give him the butsecks.
 
2007-11-27 02:30:04 PM  
Class, please turn your desks the other direction so I can blow little Billy for a moment.
 
2007-11-27 02:30:16 PM  
much much much much better than the previous teacher.

i give her two sticky thumbs up.
 
2007-11-27 02:30:51 PM  
mab1823: hatelabs: Someone needs to setup a slideshow of all the sex teachers ala hot or not....

just saying

Is she an 8.9?


Give me 26 minutes and I'll tell you.
 
2007-11-27 02:31:06 PM  
mooseyfate: I'd hit it until she became a social retard.

/home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?


You're right Moosey, I certainly don't have any friends, am a social outcast at work and I have strange emotional attachements with my parents.

I think all you've done is show how ignorant some people can turn out no matter what the school situation.

Public schools cater and teach to the lowest common denominator. So sorry you're stuck in a close minded little box there buddy.

//oh and I'd hit it
 
2007-11-27 02:31:58 PM  
I was once homeschooled, so I'm really get a kick out of some of these replies...

/Had no out of house tutors unfortunately.
//Now that I think about it, hasn't this story already been run on Fark?
///SLASHIEZ!!!1
 
2007-11-27 02:32:16 PM  
As a home schooler I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Seriously I was. And based on my personal experiences, the other home schoolers I knew and took classes with (such as biology), I can agree that 75+ percent of them are social retards and will be for life.

Kind of like the people on Fark, lol.
 
2007-11-27 02:32:26 PM  
ni-ce...
 
2007-11-27 02:32:41 PM  
vodka: mooseyfate: /home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?

I think that's a misconception. Every home schooled kid I have ever met has actually been better adjusted than us public school folk. They are just as outgoing as anybody with better social skills than most in my experience.

Could it be due to the parents taking more interest in their kids?


Not my experience at all. The few home schooled kids I know are social retards. They can't deal with their peers or with any stressful social interactions.
 
2007-11-27 02:32:59 PM  
I'd be a very naughty student for her. She'd definitely have to keep me after class.

To those asking where these teachers were "back in the day". They were there, oh yes indeed. As lucky kids though we knew to keep our mouth shut and didn't have the web to expose our shenanigans.

First rule of Student Sex Club is don't talk about Student Sex Club.
 
2007-11-27 02:33:20 PM  
MCStymie: Omnivorous: I guess all that we're missing is a nun hitting on teenagers at a Catholic School. We'll probably get that in 3-2-1 ...

That's beyond hot...I hope.

/C'mon hottie nun, hottie nun, big bucks, big bucks, no whammy...


I'm praying for a hot, lesbian (or bi-) nun.

/that would prove the existence of God
 
2007-11-27 02:33:22 PM  
Vincent is charged with six counts of oral copulation of a person younger than 16, four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, three counts of sending harmful matter and one count of sodomy of a person younger than 16.

from http://www.knbc.com/news/14452890/detail.html#
 
2007-11-27 02:34:24 PM  
krauts ahoy: mooseyfate: I'd hit it until she became a social retard.

/home schooling...
//Seriously...Isn't there a better way to tell your kid that you want to completely ruin his ability to interact with anyone not named "Mommy" or "Daddy" until the day he dies?

No kidding. I knew an entire family of home-schooled kids once, and they're all completely farked up. They can't even live normal lives now because they have no idea what the real world is like. The thing is, you wouldn't hire someone without an education degree to teach kids at a school (well, not in Canada anyway), so what makes average parents think they're qualified to teach their kids?


My next door neighbors before college were one such home-schooling family....they tried to raise their kids conservative Christian. Their daughter had a baby before she got her driver's permit, and the father's some kid who graduated with me who now lives with his parents and works at McDonald's.

/Seriously.
 
2007-11-27 02:34:30 PM  
pixistick
I guess I always thought that home schooled meant that you were taught at home by your parents.

Had no idea that teachers came would cum at your house.

FTFY
 
2007-11-27 02:34:58 PM  
back when it was hot
http://www.moviemusicplastic.com/P1030415.JPG
just incase I farked up pasting link

/memories
//sniff
 
2007-11-27 02:35:10 PM  
Good jerb, fella, now you get to go to prison where us taxpayers will graciously give you meals 3 times a day, a nice warm bed to sleep in, shower and weight lifting facilities, education should you desire it, etc etc etc.

Maybe prison life isn't so bad and I should get myself incarcerated.
 
2007-11-27 02:35:32 PM  
www.knbc.com

Check out her eyes. Is she part Australian Shepherd?

/woof
 
2007-11-27 02:35:44 PM  
krauts ahoy:

No kidding. I knew an entire family of home-schooled kids once, and they're all completely farked up. They can't even live normal lives now because they have no idea what the real world is like. The thing is, you wouldn't hire someone without an education degree to teach kids at a school (well, not in Canada anyway), so what makes average parents think they're qualified to teach their kids?


Ever think that the reason some kids are homeschooled is because they were social outcasts and weirdos from the get-go. I knew plenty of weird farks in the homeschool organization my Mother had us in but there were a good number of perfectly normal ones too. I also ended up at a private school and my senior year was in a public high school and each one of those places had its share of farked up kids. You just find a lot more that are homeschooled because they didn't like getting shoved into lockers and picked on by the mouth breathers. Some are just plain weird. A general statement like "Homeschoolers are farked up" doesn't make sense.

People are farked up. Everywhere.
 
2007-11-27 02:36:04 PM  
Homeschooled kids do well in college, statistically. I homeschooled my kids intermittently. My parents were both teachers at times, as my little sis' is today, so I don't know it I was 'average.'

/*
Social adjustment? Those were the days I had them 'mind the store' flippin' Q-bangers.

I keed!

*/
 
2007-11-27 02:36:12 PM  
Ah, a local perv.

I will never understand why some women my age want to have sex with little boys.
 
2007-11-27 02:36:22 PM  
I was thinking how cool it would be if he was tagging his mom but then I read the article.

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But sleeping with your Grandma and her two roommates after home schooling... that's LEGENDARY
 
2007-11-27 02:36:29 PM  
damnit

/I is the suck
//no skillz
 
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