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(eBay)   For sale: x-rays of things people stick up their asses. All proceeds go to charity   ( divider line
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5234 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2001 at 12:39 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-30 12:46:11 PM  
LOL Really silly!
2001-07-30 12:46:57 PM  
Double exposed X-rays? Neat from an artistic standpoint, but the sad part is that someone is going to believe they're actual ER X-rays...

2001-07-30 12:49:51 PM  
I thought there was a website that offered strange ER stories and pictures, etc. Anyone?
2001-07-30 12:51:36 PM  
3horn, those are absolutely real. That's my auction and I guarantee them.
2001-07-30 12:54:55 PM  
Prngr, you're thinking of this site, it was listed on the auction page:

2001-07-30 01:02:13 PM  
Prngr44...I think I have seen the site you are referring to. The listed, what seemed like, hundreds of those type of x-rays.

Also - I happen to believe many of this X-rays. Simply because I have a friend who is a surgical nurse. She says people come in with all kinds of things shoved up there. Based on that, these X-rays don't surprise me at all. Although, I must admit...sticking a gun up your ass!?!?! That seems extremely extreme!
2001-07-30 01:07:38 PM  
Why the bloody bloody bloody geezuz fuck fucking christ would you shove a god damn gun up your ass? Or a butterknife. People, they sell things at stores SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to up your ass, PUT THE GUN DOWN. What is wrong with people? I'm completely frightened...
2001-07-30 01:16:12 PM  
Tonight at 9 :

Person sues for royality rights for selling X-Rays of him with a butter knife up the arse.
2001-07-30 01:26:45 PM  


shake your pistol!
2001-07-30 01:29:53 PM  
I know an ER doctor who told me once that earlier that morning he had to pull a nine inch carrot out of some lady's ass. He then told me that more people get weird things stuck up their butts than I could ever imagine. What the f uck is wrong with these freaks?
2001-07-30 01:38:58 PM  
Carrots and butterknives I can see, but a pistol? It's just shaped wrong, it just can't be. Please say it isn't so.
2001-07-30 01:42:44 PM  
Anyone seen my car keys?
2001-07-30 01:44:53 PM  
holy shiat! a gun! why?? imagine how that person must've had to sit on the way to the doctor's so that the thing wouldnt go off...just imagine having to go to the doctor's because you got somehing stuck up your ass!
2001-07-30 01:45:50 PM  
This is dieing for a photo edit.
2001-07-30 01:49:26 PM  
Are they auctioning off the one of Dubya with his head up his ass?

I'd like that one.
2001-07-30 02:09:15 PM  
Quotron.... Sweet! I was thinking the same thing!
2001-07-30 02:21:07 PM  
Damn Quotron, I almost spewed Mountain Dew on my monitor...Wish I'd thought of that one...

2001-07-30 02:21:15 PM  
hrm I think I'll be impressed when that woman manages to get a rifle or a chainsaw up there...
2001-07-30 02:25:56 PM can't get stuck in your ass.
2001-07-30 02:41:30 PM  
SuperJett: you need to make a FARK tag of that.

I had a friend who worked in surgery in Pensacola. He said that they had people come in with soft drink bottles up their heat stick holes.
Here's some more things he saw:
pine needles, hairpins, a little plastic santa claus, corn dog (on the stick), plastic drinking straws.
2001-07-30 03:00:19 PM  
Maybe these folks should get tattoos, one right below the fron lip saying ENTER and one down in their crotch that says EXIT.

And maybe they better spell those words backwards so they make sense in a mirror.

2001-07-30 03:25:53 PM  
What? No gerbils? Forget that man....
2001-07-30 04:08:54 PM  
Hey it's still ticking
2001-07-30 04:43:36 PM  
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2001-07-30 04:44:00 PM  


2001-07-30 05:07:56 PM  
the tag should read 'plug' not 'spiffy'
2001-07-30 06:17:28 PM  
The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array of things found in peoples' rectums:

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

Source: The Straight Dope
2001-07-30 07:44:49 PM  
And we thought a toothbrush up the rear was odd.
2001-07-30 08:11:47 PM  
What happened to the gerbils?
2001-07-30 10:13:58 PM  
My mom is an ER nurse and she tells me all the stories of people that come in. She said that one time a guy came in because he had a crayon stuck in his urethra. Ouch. The doctors and nurses were placing bets on what color it was. It was a green one.
2001-07-31 12:50:45 AM  
I dated as ER nurse who kept me amazed at the things some people do to themselves. One guy came in with a 16 oz(!) coke bottle and a piece of coat hanger wire in his butt. Seems the bottle was first and couldn't be pulled out. Then the coat hanger was an ignorant attempt to remove it, but instead, perforated the colon, making the ER trip neccessary. Can you imagine?

Sick farks.
2001-07-31 06:17:59 AM  
Nagasaki: Thank you very much. It's just possible I will never be able to sleep again.
2001-07-31 08:19:11 AM  
Tsunami: I see you got the same set of photos doing the rounds that I did. Personally the 'Matrix' style kittens were my fave.
2001-07-31 01:24:25 PM  
Nagasaki, with such a list, you should write new lyrics for the "Sound of Music" song that goes "These are a few of my favorite thiiiinnnngggggggs"! Heheheheh!
2001-07-31 05:06:24 PM  
My mother was an ER nurse in Raleigh, NC for 6 six years. Shortly after she started there, a young gentleman came in with what the X-Rays showed to bea Lady Remington electric shaver, complete with cord dangling out of the rectum. A couple of weeks later, the same fellow came in with a similar problem. The x-rays showed that it looked like a Barbie doll. The region's top proctologist confirmed this.
2001-07-31 06:27:33 PM  
"Backing-up may cause severe tire damage."
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