I want to believe.

Was this transubstantiation, i.e., actual pasta was found in the pie, or simply consubstantiation, with just a virtual appearance, i.e., only hiS image (damn reformationists).

cmunic8r99: AlanSmithee: Someone please please please post that Lord's Prayer FSM parody.

Our Intelligent Designer, Who art in the unspecified-good-place, Unknown be Thy name. Thy flagella spin, Thy mousetraps snap, On Earth, as it is in the Unspecified-good-place. Give us each day our unchecked apologetic. And forgive us our invidious comparisons, As we smite those iniquitous Darwinists With rhetoric. And lead us not into encounters with people Who ask us to state our theory, But deliver us from biologists Who know what we're up to. For Thine is the irreducible complexity, And the wiggly parts of bacterial bottoms, And the inapplicable theorems, Now and forever.

Amen. Ramen.

/this one?

There we go.

You should see how often he appears in bowls of Ramen.

This thread needs more Jesus-toast.

Or Mary-grilled cheese.

I had ramen today for lunch, I must have felt hIS presence

Suck it, every-other-religion-believers!

This is divine PROOF of HIS EXISTENCE!

Ramen!

i'm hungry...

I wonder how much this thing will fetch on eBay?

My irritable bowel was cured just by seeing the holy visage!!!!!

Long live his noodlelyness

What does it say about me that when I saw this magnificent manifestation of our noodly divinity, I immediately wanted to devour it with whipped cream?

Transubstantiation? Heresy? Or just a dawning realization I hadn't eaten yet today?

I'm so confused!!!!! Crisis of faith alert!!!

Ramen.

hej: I wonder how much this thing will fetch on eBay?

Ok, ok, I didn't RTFA.

"No, you will not find it on eBay with such commercial sluts as the virgin Mary grilled cheese, or the gay Jesus in a pancake. I will not defame his greatness in this manner."

SORRY

Is it odd or obvious that I find the Followers of Dagon and Pastafarianism to be more realistic than Scientology and LDS?

Also, what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's relationship to Cthulu?

Finally a religion worth fighting and dying for.

Falcc: Is it odd or obvious that I find the Followers of Dagon and Pastafarianism to be more realistic than Scientology and LDS?

Also, what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's relationship to Cthulu?

The Flying Spagetti monster acknowledges Cthulhu. But the flying spagetti monster would also like to point out that he has dutifully paid child support without fail since the court order passed.

THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM (KALAM STYLE)

P1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence.
P2. The universe began to exist.
P3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
P4. Since no scientific explanation can provide a causal account of the origin of the universe, the cause must be supernatural, i.e. a god.
C1. Therefore, a god exists.
P5. Gods create humans in their own image.
P6. The brains of humans resemble a bowl of spaghetti.
C2. Thus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god.

Fool_Marquis: Falcc: Is it odd or obvious that I find the Followers of Dagon and Pastafarianism to be more realistic than Scientology and LDS?

Also, what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's relationship to Cthulu?

The Flying Spagetti monster acknowledges Cthulhu. But the flying spagetti monster would also like to point out that he has dutifully paid child support without fail since the court order passed.

We have a winner, folks! Honestly, FARK should give out prizes for this stuff.

/lmao

Falcc: Is it odd or obvious that I find the Followers of Dagon and Pastafarianism to be more realistic than Scientology and LDS?



/dyslexic

Tallykat: Fool_Marquis: Falcc: Is it odd or obvious that I find the Followers of Dagon and Pastafarianism to be more realistic than Scientology and LDS?

Also, what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's relationship to Cthulu?

The Flying Spagetti monster acknowledges Cthulhu. But the flying spagetti monster would also like to point out that he has dutifully paid child support without fail since the court order passed.

We have a winner, folks! Honestly, FARK should give out prizes for this stuff.

/lmao

You forgot the applause.

FTFA: Pastafarian


I think I just found my true calling

brilliant.

I want to believe.

"Even pie is no match, and cake is a lie"

I LOL'd.

birdmanesq: Intelligent design is the tin foil underpants (NSFW) I use to to keep evolution out of my special place.

Bevets, not just a joke but a meme.

/Nice ass btw
//Yours?

endlessoul: "Even pie is no match, and cake is a lie"

I LOL'd.

Me too.

"And there will be cake."

// loves me some Portal

P5. Gods create humans in their own image.
P6. The brains of humans resemble a bowl of spaghetti.
C2. Thus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god.

Not to mention the small intestine has a resemblance to his Noodlelyness. And that is the part of our body that serves the purpose of digesting the sacred Ramen to power our bodies. What further proof could you need?

Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter

Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: b­ob­by­henderso­n­li­am­gcom
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1


From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

"It is a serious offense to mock God."

I think if there is a hell a lot of farkers will be anally violated by giant noodles for an eternity. Some may like that though so there will have to be alternate torture like being forced to constantly piss spaghetti and meatballs out their peehole.

AlanSmithee: Someone please please please post that Lord's Prayer FSM parody.

Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
Ramen

Our Father, who art in pesto
Alfredo be thy name
Thy kingdom come, Al dente done,
on forks as it is on chopsticks
Give us this plate with garlic bread
be sure to give us napkins
As we give napkins to those who impress us
And lead me not to Olive Garden
but delivery from Carraba's.
For thine is the garlic,
the marinara and the oregano
Forever and ever
rAmen

My savior has shown himself. BOW TO THE PASTA!

The flying spaghetti monster appeared to me in my dinner tonight.

Well, it was spaghetti.

It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country.

The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, "In God We Trust." So, to all the atheists in America: Get out of our country.

Atheists have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

phrawgh: It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country.

The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, "In God We Trust." So, to all the atheists in America: Get out of our country.

Atheists have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

I can has tikit to Tahiti pleez?

SmarmBeast: Our Father, who art in pesto
Alfredo be thy name
Thy kingdom come, Al dente done,
on forks as it is on chopsticks
Give us this plate with garlic bread
be sure to give us napkins
As we give napkins to those who impress us
And lead me not to Olive Garden
but delivery from Carraba's.
For thine is the garlic,
the marinara and the oregano
Forever and ever
rAmen

this is the one i came in here for, but some of the other versions aren't bad :)

phrawgh: The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

What if I choose to believe in a god that's, say...made of spaghetti ?

nucular bum: phrawgh: It's time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country.

The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, "In God We Trust." So, to all the atheists in America: Get out of our country.

Atheists have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don't care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

I can has tikit to Tahiti pleez?

UM, gee, wasn't "under god" ADDED to the pledge of allegiance in the 50's?

because of some godless communist plot or other?

doofusgumby:

UM, gee, wasn't "under god" ADDED to the pledge of allegiance in the 50's?

because of some godless communist plot or other?


Indeed.

I just had some pumpkin pie. His noodliness didn't show himself. I must be doing it wrong. :-(

There is a lot about this religion that I don't understand. But blessing your own god? Is that really necessary? Shouldn't he(it) be holy enough that it(he) doesn't need our blessings?

Oh well. He(it) tastes pretty darn good. I'm thinking of converting.