FARK.com: (3225648) "It seems that teenagers who have taken the virginity pledge have just as much anal and oral sex... as their peers who haven't taken the oath"

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(Dr. Duh)		"It seems that teenagers who have taken the virginity pledge have just as much anal and oral sex... as their peers who haven't taken the oath" (thetimes.co.za)		278
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Nerdlinger		2007-11-25 09:20:53 AM

Please... it's not sex if it's where you poop from.

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 09:22:29 AM

And Bill Clinton taught the nation that a Beej doesn't count as "sex" either...

So, I'm basically not seeing the problem here.

Smallpoxer		2007-11-25 09:26:40 AM

To quote my personal mentor:

"Giggety"

nonsignor		2007-11-25 09:27:39 AM

where can i sign up!

...why you all looking at me?

clancifer		2007-11-25 09:29:06 AM

But what are the stats for ATM?

cmunic8r99		2007-11-25 09:30:49 AM

clancifer: But what are the stats for ATM?

not high enough, that's for sure

LaChanz		2007-11-25 09:32:22 AM

Article useless without pics.

Hiymenator		2007-11-25 09:33:09 AM

clancifer: But what are the stats for ATM?

You never go ATM.

/is this a new study? Of course I DRTFA. I thought this has been common knowledge for years.

Mugato		2007-11-25 09:35:30 AM

Some of the fathers and daughters are wearing matching outfits. One father wears a tie made from the same bright blue fabric as his daughter's dress.

That is some creepy shiat.

For some of the younger girls it's the first time that they've eaten out.

www.mymp4clips.com

cryptozoophiliac		2007-11-25 09:36:21 AM

cmunic8r99: clancifer: But what are the stats for ATM?

not high enough, that's for sure

Oh I don't know...it's at least a couple of bucks if she's not in your ATM network...

beve		2007-11-25 09:36:23 AM

So I keep reading, but I haven't had any proof yet.

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 09:36:33 AM

LaChanz: Article useless without pics.

Yes.

We need creepy pics of underage girls dancing up close and personal with their daddies. That would be so hawt!

*shudder*

maniacalclown		2007-11-25 09:41:11 AM

LyleDAL:

Yes.

We need ~~creepy~~ pics of underage girls ~~dancing up close and personal with their daddies.~~ That would be so hawt!

giggity?

plmyfngr		2007-11-25 09:42:20 AM

Nerdlinger: Please... it's not sex if it's where you poop from.

you keep telling me that...I'm starting to not believe it anymore...

Molavian		2007-11-25 09:45:47 AM

Keep throwing the "purity balls." It ensures that half of these sexually repressed women will become super-freaks in bed, while the other half will hate sex with a passion. The half that hates sex will go to the christians, ensuring that the entire religion will hate sex. The half that doesn't... Good times.

The circle of life is complete.

BigEd		2007-11-25 09:47:12 AM

GIS search for "Purity Ball." And it's Scott Bakula! :)

Con_Authority		2007-11-25 09:47:30 AM

Ok, they talk about the oral and anal sex but what about the ear sex? Do they all wear opal rings?

maniacalclown		2007-11-25 09:48:17 AM

BigEd: GIS search for "Purity Ball." And it's Scott Bakula! :)

Looks more like the love child of Scott Bakula and Bob Saget.

SilentStrider		2007-11-25 09:53:01 AM

Hiymenator: You never go ATM.

I'm telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go atm.

Nerdlinger		2007-11-25 09:55:43 AM

plmyfngr: you keep telling me that...I'm starting to not believe it anymore...

If it was sex, wouldn't I have told you I loved you by now?

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 09:55:52 AM

Molavian: ensuring that the entire religion will hate sex. The half that doesn't... Good times.

Fundies (of all sorts not just Xtians) often seem to have a hatred of sex. yet the breed like flies.

Amazing really.

Nerdlinger		2007-11-25 09:58:18 AM

LyleDAL: Fundies (of all sorts not just Xtians) often seem to have a hatred of sex. yet the breed like flies.

No, they hate sex that's not for the purpose of breeding. But they're human, so they love sex, hence the perpetually knocked up and milky state of the ladies.

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 10:00:09 AM

Nerdlinger: But they're human, so they love sex, hence the perpetually knocked up and milky state of the ladies.

mmmmm....milk.

Wha..what?

SilentStrider		2007-11-25 10:03:12 AM

Nerdlinger: No, they hate sex that's not for the purpose of breeding. But they're human, so they love sex, hence the perpetually knocked up and milky state of the ladies.

lets not forget the prohibitions against contraception. So not only do they love sex, they hate preventing pregnancy.
(although that could be only the catholics, i'm using them to generalize about a whole group, if i'm wrong and they're the only ones, i apologize)

bookman		2007-11-25 10:04:44 AM

Gay Republican public bathroom reference in 4...3...2...

consciousNOT		2007-11-25 10:05:33 AM

hawt!

enjoyduff		2007-11-25 10:06:29 AM

I'm kind of a noob....what is "ATM"?

/not really sure I want to know

SilentStrider		2007-11-25 10:07:51 AM

enjoyduff: I'm kind of a noob....what is "ATM"?

find a place with quotes from Clerks 2, you'll figure it out from there.

Smallpoxer		2007-11-25 10:08:28 AM

enjoyduff

I'm kind of a noob....what is "ATM"?

/not really sure I want to know

Ass to mouth. The more you know...

bookman		2007-11-25 10:09:08 AM

I do so love Christian-bashing threads. The ineffectual, impotent hate is so pure, so palatable... mmmmmm.... warms the soul.

supersockman		2007-11-25 10:09:14 AM

My ex-girlfriend's college roommate was a good Catholic girl, just like my roommate. She always subtly acted "holier-than-thou" toward my ex cause she was a virgin and my ex wasn't. Yet, she blew pretty much anything that walked and had a penis. Just because these stupid biatches haven't had SEX-sex doesn't mean that they aren't dirty whores...they're in no place to judge

/dirty, sexy whores

GregoryD		2007-11-25 10:09:37 AM

ATM = You know the slot where you put the card in? its not that. It is licking the slot the dirty nasty money comes out of.

Timanous		2007-11-25 10:09:41 AM

My Grandma always told me that children are punishment for having sex.

/Irish-Catholic
//Fark organised religion

SanDiegoFarker		2007-11-25 10:09:48 AM

ass to mouth. pretty classy

L33t Squirrel		2007-11-25 10:09:57 AM

Why hasn't anyone linked to the "Technical Virgin" video yet? What's wrong with you people? I'd do it myself, but I'm at work. Stupid firewalls...

medieval		2007-11-25 10:10:37 AM

enjoyduff: I'm kind of a noob....what is "ATM"?

/not really sure I want to know

Ass to mouth. D:

Jsc810		2007-11-25 10:10:41 AM

Never done anal, just seems disgusting to me.

And gay. I'll stay with that uniquely feminine spot, thanks.

braedan		2007-11-25 10:10:44 AM

enjoyduff

You never go ATM!

/not even supposed to be here today...

TommyBahama		2007-11-25 10:11:39 AM

where was all this anal sex when I was in highschool?

karasoth		2007-11-25 10:13:00 AM

Children...being dishonest...unpossible

L33t Squirrel		2007-11-25 10:13:25 AM

Timanous

My Grandma always told me that children are punishment for having sex.

Well, yeah, they're just like any other STD. Wear a condom and there's no problem.

TerminalV3		2007-11-25 10:14:43 AM

Technical virgin (new window)

adamgreeney		2007-11-25 10:15:03 AM

"I already met the one guy that I wanted to spend the rest of my live with."

I can't decide if that is the mistake of the journalist who obviously took one high school class on writing and went to it, or the utter idiots who run these things and their obvious lack of intelligence.

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 10:16:14 AM

bookman: The ineffectual, impotent hate is so pure, so palatable... mmmmmm.... warms the soul.

Glad we could be there for you.

But FWIW, just because I think fundies are silly and dangerous does not mean I hate them.

SharkUW		2007-11-25 10:16:35 AM

TommyBahama: where was all this anal sex when I was in highschool?

Yah, how did I miss this?

/25

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 10:17:14 AM

Jsc810: And gay. I'll stay with that uniquely feminine spot, thanks.

Girl poopers are OK.

Ask any girl who has taken the Purity Pledge. She'll tell you.

2wolves		2007-11-25 10:17:18 AM

bookman: I do so love Christian-bashing threads. The ineffectual, impotent hate is so pure, so palatable... mmmmmm.... warms the soul.

Just the psycho branch(s) thereof. I'm sure you'll feel properly persecuted any day now. Or are you a Phelps type of X-tian?

Five o' Clock Somewhere		2007-11-25 10:18:22 AM

so then is ATM when you put your mouth directly on the ass, or when he pulls out of your ass and you blow him afterward?

/complicated stuff, this ATM

Farker_Texas		2007-11-25 10:18:36 AM

enjoyduff: I'm kind of a noob....what is "ATM"?

Did you mean you're a noob to ATM? Or a noob to FARK?

LyleDAL		2007-11-25 10:18:50 AM

adamgreeney: I can't decide if that is the mistake of the journalist who obviously took one high school class on writing

I'm going to blame the copy editor for that one.

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