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(Toronto Star)   Not news: hittable teacher arrested for sleeping with student. News: student impregnates teacher. Fark: police drop charges because student is an immigrant and no one knows what his actual age is (yes, there's a photo)   (thestar.com) divider line 100
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2007-11-24 04:04:38 PM
I'd hit that shiat.
 
2007-11-24 04:08:33 PM
Molavian: I'd hit that shiat.

The girl is cute too.
 
2007-11-24 04:34:03 PM
Subby, it's not news about the student impregnating the teacher he banged. It's happened before (I believe twice with the same student and teacher, and I believe the student and teacher did marry as soon as it was legal. I don't know if they're still together).

From what I can see in the picture, I'd hit it, but seeing as how it's not a full-body shot, her body could be horrible.
 
2007-11-24 05:03:22 PM
47 is the new 42: From what I can see in the picture, I'd hit it, but seeing as how it's not a full-body shot, her body could be horrible.

Yeah, she might have sharp knees
 
OXO
2007-11-24 05:27:48 PM
It's good to be Fez.
 
2007-11-24 06:16:35 PM
I'd jump the gun on her.
 
2007-11-24 06:47:58 PM
I'd clap her erasers.
 
2007-11-24 06:48:01 PM
One look at Queen confirmed another detail: she was obviously pregnant.

Burn the witch!

/just popped into my head, dunno why
//would hit it
///would not start a "family unit" with it
 
2007-11-24 06:48:21 PM
No thanks. I like women with a bit more color to their face.
 
2007-11-24 06:51:20 PM
A year book photo and now she's 35?

/things change....
 
2007-11-24 06:53:14 PM
I'd measure her hypotenuse.

/with my penis
 
2007-11-24 06:53:41 PM
Subby here, My second green light. first on the main page. someone congratulate me.

NOT hittable in my real opinion. just knew that saying that in the headline increased chances of a green light/
 
2007-11-24 06:54:26 PM
FTA:"...where Queen taught family studies as a full-time teacher."

Way to set the bar high there teach!
 
2007-11-24 06:54:36 PM
kilgorn: A year book photo and now she's 35?

/things change....


she probably appeared in current year books as a teacher
 
2007-11-24 06:55:28 PM
47 is the new 42: From what I can see in the picture, I'd hit it, but seeing as how it's not a full-body shot, her body could be horrible.

Well, she is pregnant?

/Not saying that would make it horrible
//Just saying
 
2007-11-24 06:56:15 PM
Howard Rubel is the lowest filthiest scumbag slimeball among Toronto criminal lawyers.

...or so I've heard.
 
2007-11-24 06:57:21 PM
Oh Tarano, they'll probably want the Federal government to create a $100m+ fund to support teachers having babies with their students now
 
2007-11-24 06:57:58 PM
Miss Misery: Well, she is pregnant?

Some dudes are into that.

/Just saying
 
2007-11-24 06:58:42 PM
birdmanesq: Miss Misery: Well, she is pregnant?

Some dudes are into that.

/Just saying


I double-dare you to tell a pregnant woman that she isn't sexy
 
2007-11-24 06:59:10 PM
img217.imageshack.us


also unsure of age
 
2007-11-24 07:01:55 PM
47 is the new 42: From what I can see in the picture, I'd hit it, but seeing as how it's not a full-body shot, her body could be horrible.

Are you John Fitzgerald Page?
 
2007-11-24 07:02:02 PM
I love stories where police get owned.
 
2007-11-24 07:02:19 PM
looks batty crazy but wood hit
//more pics?
////looks like someone-OH YEAH- alittle like deanna troi of star trek tng
can rest easy now
 
2007-11-24 07:02:36 PM
h to the 'ojo: I double-dare you to tell a pregnant woman that she isn't sexy

I'm not one to tempt fate...

/[looking deeply into the eyes] No, honey, you've never been hotter.
 
2007-11-24 07:03:02 PM
Uhhhhhhhh, let me get this straight:

The legal age of consent is 16, but sex "--by a person in a position of authority---" with a person under age 18 is a felony.

So drop out of school as a sophomore and you can bang her all you want. Stay in to your Senior year and graduate, and it's a crime.

That just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
 
2007-11-24 07:04:29 PM
Knowing what I know now...I kinda wanna go back and re-live the 6th through 11th grades.
 
2007-11-24 07:13:17 PM
Her name is Paola?

Wasn't she involved in a scandal with Dick Clark a long time ago?
 
2007-11-24 07:15:14 PM
brichter

Tweety Bird made his debut in the Warner Bros. cartoon A Tale of Two Kitties (released November 21, 1942), directed by Bob Clampett.
 
2007-11-24 07:15:55 PM
Jack Torrence: Knowing what I know now...I kinda wanna go back and re-live the 6th through 11th grades.

10th, maybe 12th here.

/two teachers I'd of banged senseless.
 
2007-11-24 07:15:59 PM
I'd hit it like it was a pinata full of benjamins.
 
2007-11-24 07:17:14 PM
On her page on RateMyTeacher.ca one student said:
She's easy if she likes you.
 
2007-11-24 07:20:04 PM
So, if you're eighteen and the "person in a position ..." (wokka) is secretly taking advantage, there is no charge for taking advantage;

If you are under eighteen, you love each other and she wants your child, she is taking advantage ...

Law will never be a good substitute for the power of judgement. Unfortunately, people have abdicated judgement and merely complain about the law.
 
2007-11-24 07:21:11 PM
olddinosaur 2007-11-24 07:03:02 PM
Uhhhhhhhh, let me get this straight:

The legal age of consent is 16, but sex "--by a person in a position of authority---" with a person under age 18 is a felony.

So drop out of school as a sophomore and you can bang her all you want. Stay in to your Senior year and graduate, and it's a crime.

That just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.


It's a good point, but you have to be able to say you are protecting the precious snowflakes from "You do want to pass, don't you Jennifer? I'm looking at your grades, and I don't see a whole lot you can do here. Even if you ace the final exam, which is very hard, you still won't pull off more than a 69, and that's not going to be enough, unless. I know it's embarrassing, but my hands are tied here as far as grades go. You won't be able to graduate with your friends, and if you do want to go to college next year, you'll have to take summer school. Yeah, who wants summer school when you're trying to save money for college. What did I mean by unless? Oh, well you would have to convince me you really want to pass, like you would do anything at all. Because I certainly won't waste my time helping you if you just want me to change a few grades here and there. I could be fired for that, if anyone looks into the computer system and sees I'm moving things around. So it's a bit of a risk for me, offering to help you, but if you're serious, we might be able to come up with something. Are you serious about wanting to pass? Jennifer? Do you want this? How could you show me you are serious, that you would do anything to pass this class? Something that only you and I know about, because I can't have people asking me strange questions and getting me into trouble, just for being nice to you, trying to give you an extra chance... I know you are capable of turning around, but it won't do anything unless you really want it..."

Just to give you an idea you know. I'm sure there are people like that out there.
 
2007-11-24 07:21:45 PM
This could really help with the dropout rate.
 
2007-11-24 07:22:13 PM
KrispyKritter: brichter

Tweety Bird made his debut in the Warner Bros. cartoon A Tale of Two Kitties (released November 21, 1942), directed by Bob Clampett.


That means tweety is just over 65. I bet that bastard gets social security, too
 
2007-11-24 07:24:29 PM
Can someone post pic.
 
2007-11-24 07:24:32 PM
www.fiftiesweb.com

I'd hit it like Zapruder was filming it
 
2007-11-24 07:24:37 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock:
It's a good point, but you have to be able to say you are protecting the precious snowflakes from "You do want to pass, don't you Jennifer? I'm looking at your grades, and I don't see a whole lot you can do here. Even if you ace the final exam, which is very hard, you still won't pull off more than a 69, and that's not going to be enough, unless. I know it's embarrassing, but my hands are tied here as far as grades go. You won't be able to graduate with your friends, and if you do want to go to college next year, you'll have to take summer school. Yeah, who wants summer school when you're trying to save money for college. What did I mean by unless? Oh, well you would have to convince me you really want to pass, like you would do anything at all. Because I certainly won't waste my time helping you if you just want me to change a few grades here and there. I could be fired for that, if anyone looks into the computer system and sees I'm moving things around. So it's a bit of a risk for me, offering to help you, but if you're serious, we might be able to come up with something. Are you serious about wanting to pass? Jennifer? Do you want this? How could you show me you are serious, that you would do anything to pass this class? Something that only you and I know about, because I can't have people asking me strange questions and getting me into trouble, just for being nice to you, trying to give you an extra chance... I know you are capable of turning around, but it won't do anything unless you really want it..."

Just to give you an idea you know. I'm sure there are people like that out there.


WOW
HOLY CRAP
 
2007-11-24 07:29:20 PM
FTFA:Supt. Roy Pilkington, who runs 31 Division and attended a press conference where police gave details of the arrest, could not be reached for comment.

typical

Again, FTFA:The Toronto District School Board has had plans to conduct its own investigation once the criminal case is concluded, a board spokesperson said. The board forbids any employee from having sexual relations with a student.

DIAF all you pink-fingered, besuited, parasites. There is no criminal case, dropped by the prosecution for good reason. Their 'forbidding' any sexual relations with a student is in contravention of Canada's constitutional rights and freedoms. On one hand I would hope she sues their butts off. Unfortunately it would be the taxpayer paying the settlement rather than those responsible for the suit in the first place. Again, DIAF Toronto district School Board.
 
2007-11-24 07:29:54 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: It's a good point, but you have to be able to say you are protecting the precious snowflakes from "You do want to pass, don't you Jennifer? I'm looking at your grades, and I don't see a whole lot you can do here. Even if you ace the final exam, which is very hard, you still won't pull off more than a 69, and that's not going to be enough, unless. I know it's embarrassing, but my hands are tied here as far as grades go. You won't be able to graduate with your friends, and if you do want to go to college next year, you'll have to take summer school. Yeah, who wants summer school when you're trying to save money for college. What did I mean by unless? Oh, well you would have to convince me you really want to pass, like you would do anything at all. Because I certainly won't waste my time helping you if you just want me to change a few grades here and there. I could be fired for that, if anyone looks into the computer system and sees I'm moving things around. So it's a bit of a risk for me, offering to help you, but if you're serious, we might be able to come up with something. Are you serious about wanting to pass? Jennifer? Do you want this? How could you show me you are serious, that you would do anything to pass this class? Something that only you and I know about, because I can't have people asking me strange questions and getting me into trouble, just for being nice to you, trying to give you an extra chance... I know you are capable of turning around, but it won't do anything unless you really want it..."

Dear Penthouse...
 
2007-11-24 07:32:00 PM
Uh, "Xenu," that is close but not a match.

Usually the chick initiates it, or she develops a crush on a peson who has power and authority.

You have seven classes, 30 students each, 210 in all, half female; out of those 105, there's a good chance one or more will get the hots for you, no matter how big a dork you are.

That happens in college, it is called "horizontal tutoring;" in high school they call it statutory rape, even if the kid is above the age of consent.

In every adult/child sex thing I have ever seen, there is uaually an adult on the sidelines, either proactively pushing it along, or quietly and passively letting it spin out of control.

That is the person who needs arresting.

Good example is all these kids at Michael Jackson's place; where the hell were all their parents when all this crap was going on?
 
2007-11-24 07:32:00 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: olddinosaur 2007-11-24 07:03:02 PM
Uhhhhhhhh, let me get this straight:

The legal age of consent is 16, but sex "--by a person in a position of authority---" with a person under age 18 is a felony.

So drop out of school as a sophomore and you can bang her all you want. Stay in to your Senior year and graduate, and it's a crime.

That just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

It's a good point, but you have to be able to say you are protecting the precious snowflakes from "You do want to pass, don't you Jennifer?..."

Just to give you an idea you know. I'm sure there are people like that out there.



That is part of the reason. As I understand it, the law banning sexual relations for those in a position of trust and authority was a compromise because Parliament at the time was raising the age of consent from twelve (!) to fourteen and there were many that were pushing for an age of consent of eighteen (which would have been stupid).

At the moment, the age of consent is fourteen, as it has been since the 80s. The omnibus crime bill containing the provision to raise the age of consent to sixteen (with five year close in age exception) is still in committee, as I understand it.
 
2007-11-24 07:32:41 PM
If they've got no evidence then there is no crime. Leave her alone.

However, a 35 year old teacher banging her "18" year old student is still creepy, and many schools will (rightfully) fire a teacher who does this, even if it's legal.
 
2007-11-24 07:34:04 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock:

Either you're a good writer or you're talking from experience.
 
2007-11-24 07:34:06 PM
Immigrants are taking our children's jobs!!!
 
2007-11-24 07:34:45 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: "You do want to pass, don't you Jennifer? I'm looking at your grades, and I don't see a whole lot you can do here. Even if you ace the final exam, which is very hard, you still won't pull off more than a 69, and that's not going to be enough, unless. I know it's embarrassing, but my hands are tied here as far as grades go. You won't be able to graduate with your friends, and if you do want to go to college next year, you'll have to take summer school. Yeah, who wants summer school when you're trying to save money for college. What did I mean by unless? Oh, well you would have to convince me you really want to pass, like you would do anything at all. Because I certainly won't waste my time helping you if you just want me to change a few grades here and there. I could be fired for that, if anyone looks into the computer system and sees I'm moving things around. So it's a bit of a risk for me, offering to help you, but if you're serious, we might be able to come up with something. Are you serious about wanting to pass? Jennifer? Do you want this? How could you show me you are serious, that you would do anything to pass this class? Something that only you and I know about, because I can't have people asking me strange questions and getting me into trouble, just for being nice to you, trying to give you an extra chance... I know you are capable of turning around, but it won't do anything unless you really want it..."

Studiously copying this to a text file for future memorization. Thanks, pedobear!

img247.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-24 07:35:14 PM
Hamster Lover: was raising the age of consent from twelve (!)

Guess at what age the majority of human beings throughout time started breeding? Did evolution get it wrong to start menarche around that age?
 
2007-11-24 07:39:33 PM
Epsilon: If they've got no evidence then there is no crime. Leave her alone.

However, a 35 year old teacher banging her "18" year old student is still creepy, and many schools will (rightfully) fire a teacher who does this, even if it's legal.


She still faces an internal investigation, as well as an investigation and possible disciplinary hearing by the Ontario College of Teachers.

That said, she hasn't exactly had a long teaching career - she received her full teaching certificate in 2006 - you can see her status (and educational history, qualifications, etc. Here (new window) - note, no personal info, just name, status, schools attended, and qualifications)
 
2007-11-24 07:40:46 PM
I'd just like to say, I'd hit it so hard, the person who pulled me out would be crowned King of England.
 
2007-11-24 07:47:45 PM
When I was a Junior in college, my chick dumped me and took up with an exchange Prof. from Germany, who was old enough to be her father.

He had just gotten divorced, and was banging anything in a skirt; nailed about two dozen pieces that year, or so I hear. He figured 8,000 miles was a safe enough distance.

It wasn't.

Gossip got back through our people on exchange through the other University, and it went up channels. On this side of the pond, his contract was not renewed, which cost him about a year's pay. German Unis do not pay squat compared with American colleges.

He also faced career setbacks on the other side of the pond when he got home.

The chick blamed me for it, when I didn't even know what was going on, I was in Europe at the time and only learned of it when I got back.

She headed to Germany to chase after him, which caused him more trouble. She didn't believe me when I told her, she was just a quick piece. Women never believe you when you are honest with them.

I would not have hit it for $100,000, even if it is legal.

Herr Professor Becker, Sie haben ja alles richtig aufgefuct.
 
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