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2007-11-23 05:32:23 AM  
Wow.

Her turns out her vagina really is a clown car!
 
2007-11-23 06:43:59 AM  
Do you know who also killed for more lebensraum?
 
2007-11-23 06:44:20 AM  
Aww..babies...
/Pupils dilating
 
2007-11-23 06:45:18 AM  
If there are three identical then they will be evil. Everyone knows three is an evil number.
 
2007-11-23 06:49:05 AM  
"The delivery was extremely traumatic, so much so that Benjamin's leg was broken in the process."

Damn, that's some vicious childbirth
 
2007-11-23 06:50:02 AM  
"...the chance of conceiving quads..."

Stupid article.

Quads = 4.
 
2007-11-23 06:50:13 AM  
Bravo Subby. Bravo!
 
2007-11-23 06:52:24 AM  
I bet her husband is stoked

/sarcasm
 
2007-11-23 06:56:30 AM  
Starhawk, there were four. She miscarried one of them.
 
2007-11-23 07:00:05 AM  
Hitler, that's who

*What percentage of doctors are total morons?*
 
2007-11-23 07:01:14 AM  
those kids are gonna be evil. i mean look, they've already killed off one of their siblings by pushing him out the airlock.
 
2007-11-23 07:07:59 AM  

"Woman told she'd had a miscarriage ..."


...of justice?

 
2007-11-23 07:09:00 AM  
Good headline, Submitrix.
 
2007-11-23 07:15:51 AM  
The delivery was extremely traumatic, so much so that Benjamin's leg was broken in the process.

At first I was thinking this was referring to the husband. Now _that_ would be a traumatic delivery.
 
2007-11-23 07:19:17 AM  
people like this need to DIAF.

Especially when they are pregnant.
 
2007-11-23 07:27:54 AM  
Sappy or scary? They almost dodged the childbirth bullet.
 
2007-11-23 07:33:52 AM  
I'm a triplet, born in Hong Kong. When my mother had a sonogram, the HK doctor told her she was going to have 1 normal baby, and a two-headed baby. Luckily, he was an idiot.
 
2007-11-23 07:34:42 AM  
gwillen: The delivery was extremely traumatic, so much so that Benjamin's leg was broken in the process.

At first I was thinking this was referring to the husband. Now _that_ would be a traumatic delivery.


I LOL'd. Fortunately, I'd already finished my coffee.
 
2007-11-23 07:44:35 AM  
Shvetz: I'm a triplet, born in Hong Kong. When my mother had a sonogram, the HK doctor told her she was going to have 1 normal baby, and a two-headed baby. Luckily, he was an idiot.

Really? REALLY?? pics or it didn't happen!
 
2007-11-23 07:48:00 AM  
Like peas in a pot?
 
2007-11-23 07:48:24 AM  
Shvetz: I'm a triplet, born in Hong Kong. When my mother had a sonogram, the HK doctor told her she was going to have 1 normal baby, and a two-headed baby. Luckily, he was an idiot.

hahahahah! Clever dumb balance!
 
2007-11-23 07:51:52 AM  
kaos_king: Clever dumb balance!

That's what my tattoo says.

What?
 
2007-11-23 08:04:19 AM  
Anyone else think those are the ugliest babies they've ever seen?
 
2007-11-23 08:13:05 AM  
JaffaKree: those kids are gonna be evil. i mean look, they've already killed off one of their siblings by pushing him out the airlock.

You owe me a new keyboard. Nice work!
 
2007-11-23 08:23:15 AM  
JaffaKree: those kids are gonna be evil. i mean look, they've already killed off one of their siblings by pushing him out the airlock.

No, only ONE of them is evil. Now the other two and the parents (oh Hell, ALL OF US) are in mortal danger. Nobody knows who the bad baby is. I would like to see Stephen King and M. Night Shyamalan work together on THIS.
 
2007-11-23 08:26:32 AM  
Polyphonic: Anyone else think those are the ugliest babies they've ever seen?

ALL babies are ugly; they all emerge looking like Winston Churchill, only redder.
 
2007-11-23 08:28:07 AM  
After reading the headline, my eye caught the link on the right of the page with some serious pics of Cindy Crawford.

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2007-11-23 08:33:39 AM  
Meh. I clicked on the side-bar article that showed Pricess Zara's cleavage.
Nice rack, for a royal.
 
2007-11-23 08:44:23 AM  
I guess one got voted off the island.
 
2007-11-23 08:47:35 AM  
Mrs Cunningham said they decided to try for another baby so Thomas would have a sibling to play with nearer his own age.

Ah, yes. Master Bates needs a new plaything. Why else would you ever want to have a child? Seriously.
 
2007-11-23 08:48:24 AM  
give me doughnuts: Meh. I clicked on the side-bar article that showed Pricess Zara's cleavage.
Nice rack, for a royal.


FTFY

Oh, and I'm a father of triplets so I'm getting a kick, etc...
 
2007-11-23 08:49:52 AM  
lajimi: JaffaKree: those kids are gonna be evil. i mean look, they've already killed off one of their siblings by pushing him out the airlock.

No, only ONE of them is evil. Now the other two and the parents (oh Hell, ALL OF US) are in mortal danger. Nobody knows who the bad baby is. I would like to see Stephen King and M. Night Shyamalan work together on THIS.


Ok now you're scaring me.
 
2007-11-23 08:56:45 AM  
pklong: If there are three identical then they will be evil. Everyone knows three is an evil number.

Well Kim Jong-Il seems to think so (new window)


hmmm maybe we can steal these kids, have them raised by a clan of ninjas, and convince them it's their destiny to kill Kim Jong-Il...

would that be Ironic because of how non-ironic it is?
 
2007-11-23 08:57:19 AM  
One baby is hard enough to deal with, I can't imagine two, let alone three.

Goodbye sleep for the next 3 years.
 
2007-11-23 09:02:39 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Well I'm pretty much evil, should go without saying. But this made me go, "Awwwww." Yeah, it's sappy, but when someone gets horrible news that is turned into pure joy, well f*ck, good on them.
 
2007-11-23 09:05:06 AM  
Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.
 
2007-11-23 09:11:29 AM  
Sweet christ...I hate doctors. After watching my Mom die from cancer while their treatment systematically tortured her every day despite the fact her prognosis was terminal. Then watching my father get bungled through a bypass surgery....Yeah, I'm a little jaded about the medical industry and their "talents".

/hates doctors
//hails nurses (the only ones who will give you straight answers.)
 
2007-11-23 09:15:58 AM  
www.apollopony.net
 
2007-11-23 09:27:47 AM  
1. 0. 3? 3

Subby fails.

It's

4? 3

Cue Alien Resurrection: One had to be sacrificed for the survival of the others.
 
2007-11-23 09:40:33 AM  
MBooda: 1. 0. 3? 3

Subby fails.

It's

4? 3

Cue Alien Resurrection: One had to be sacrificed for the survival of the others.


Um, no. It is YOU who are filled with Fail™

The only way you could've improved on that headline would've been 1. 0. 3? 3! (exclamation point at the end)
 
2007-11-23 09:53:13 AM  
Starhawk: Quad

ummm read ALL the article, not just the nitpick points

FAIL
 
2007-11-23 10:47:20 AM  
Starhawk: "...the chance of conceiving quads..."

Stupid article.

Quads = 4.


you do know that conceiving /= to giving birth right.

no? FAIL
 
2007-11-23 10:49:10 AM  
espiaboricua: MBooda: 1. 0. 3? 3

Subby fails.

It's

4? 3

Cue Alien Resurrection: One had to be sacrificed for the survival of the others.

Um, no. It is YOU who are filled with Fail™

The only way you could've improved on that headline would've been 1. 0. 3? 3! (exclamation point at the end)


1. 0. 3? 3!!!1elevety-one!!1

FTFY
 
2007-11-23 11:02:38 AM  
How the hell is this SAPPY? Three more cnut nuggets -- yeah, oh, sure, that's what this world needs -- halleluja & praise Jeebus for the miracle of life.

Sometimes, I wonder who's writing these headlines... I try not to, because whenever I do, I see visions of the very reverend Pat Robertson stroking himself anally with an electric cattle prod, while typing things one-handed on a computer.
 
2007-11-23 11:04:27 AM  
One of the triplets killed the 4th... but which one?!
 
2007-11-23 11:08:12 AM  
If they are identical, the boys will have beaten staggering odds of 200million to one.

Which by a staggering coincidence is the telephone number of an Islington flat where Mrs Cunningham met a very nice young man whom she totally blew it with.
 
2007-11-23 12:22:48 PM  
Err, she's 40? How many years does the camera add again?
 
2007-11-23 12:43:26 PM  
How do you break a patient's leg while delivering via C-section?
 
2007-11-23 01:13:30 PM  
Polyphonic: Anyone else think those are the ugliest babies they've ever seen?

All babies are incredibly hideous. Curse the subby for not warning of the nausea-inducing pic. I'm glad I finished my breakfast a little while ago....
 
2007-11-23 01:19:51 PM  
Starhawk: "...the chance of conceiving quads..."

Stupid article.

Quads = 4.



dump.slaffs.com
 
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