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(The Smoking Gun)   Special Ozzy mug shot raffle for Fark only   ( divider line
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15577 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2002 at 10:09 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-08 10:12:39 AM  
2002-10-08 10:13:30 AM  
Ha ha. Awesome. I'd love to get one, if I could.
2002-10-08 10:13:35 AM  
Pick me!
2002-10-08 10:13:59 AM  
He's a Blues fan? No wonder they can't make the finals.
2002-10-08 10:14:17 AM  
Its mine!!!
2002-10-08 10:14:44 AM  
Heh! They could make a mint selling it on eBay!
2002-10-08 10:15:49 AM  
what are those fish that stick to the sides of aquariums?
2002-10-08 10:17:21 AM  
2002-10-08 10:18:42 AM  
HeyBoss_Hogg They are called "Corronchos"
2002-10-08 10:19:27 AM  
thanks so much Guasacacaca
2002-10-08 10:19:37 AM  
Bark at the moon!
2002-10-08 10:19:47 AM  
I know them as Plecostamus, Boss_Hogg.
2002-10-08 10:20:40 AM  
love "The Gun"
2002-10-08 10:20:43 AM  
Looks like I'm the first one to say:


F&^%ing TV remote
2002-10-08 10:21:52 AM  
A must-have for all college students and/or the unemployed.
2002-10-08 10:23:12 AM  
What does it mean when the fire is green and the demons scream at the window?!

2002-10-08 10:23:29 AM  
I wanna win this - very cool idea for the Farkers only!
2002-10-08 10:24:04 AM  
They've had that picture for some time...I've got it around here somewhere...
2002-10-08 10:24:54 AM  
plecostamus are awesome, a friend of mine used to have one that was about a foot long.
2002-10-08 10:25:46 AM  
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2002-10-08 10:25:49 AM  
Woo hoo, my hometown.
It doesn't mention that he peed on Beale Street.
Now you know (insert pause for dramtic effect) the rest of the story.

2002-10-08 10:26:54 AM  
time to put my 15 or so e-mail addresses to work
2002-10-08 10:27:38 AM  
Someone should hang that in the Blues locker room for inspiration. Put it next to the one with Bernie Federko in the Ozzy shirt.
2002-10-08 10:27:59 AM  
am i the only one that does not "get" Ozzie and never have?

I swear, he is nothing special...but oh well.
2002-10-08 10:28:17 AM  
"Since this 24" x 30" beaut would look great in any Farker's den, dorm, or rectory, we're giving away 20 copies of the poster in this special raffle just for the Drew Crew."

haha.......... rectory..........
2002-10-08 10:31:10 AM  
Man, it's been a tough 17 or so years for that dude.
2002-10-08 10:32:10 AM  
Looks like OZ rolled over the booking number! Way to go! Oh, and for all you FreeloaderFarkers, this contest ought to be for TotalFarkers only....
2002-10-08 10:32:27 AM  
The price is right!

"I don't want to be your hero. I don't want to ever let you down."
2002-10-08 10:32:35 AM  
Rectory? I hardly knew ... uhh, Rorry?

It sounded funnier in my head.
2002-10-08 10:35:05 AM  

I agree. I like one Ozzy song out of all the ones he has.
2002-10-08 10:36:14 AM  
It's amazing to say but he looks completely straight in that pic!
2002-10-08 10:37:29 AM  
On to more pressing news, why has Slayerswine not commented? This is worrying.
2002-10-08 10:38:02 AM  
At least it isn't a mug shot from when he got arrested at the Alamo. I don't think I'd want a picture of Ozzy in drag. "Fairies Wear Boots" indeed.
2002-10-08 10:39:02 AM  
Alexandhisdroogs: You Total Fark snobs make me giggle.
2002-10-08 10:41:54 AM  
yeah, total fark gives one the abilitiy to look down upon the cheap of our world. I would get total fark if my name was removed from the banned list.
2002-10-08 10:42:57 AM  
DrunkenBob - you FreeLoaderFarkers do nothing to help Drew get his Heineken. Come on! A man has to have premium beer! Its five bucks! Thats less than a six pack.
2002-10-08 10:44:08 AM  
I think Drew is probably not suffering hunger pangs these days.
2002-10-08 10:44:36 AM  
I want it, really I do!

He's a musician, right?
2002-10-08 10:47:45 AM  
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2002-10-08 10:57:51 AM  
its amazing how different he looks now.. can't be the drugs or booze though, must be sharon
2002-10-08 10:58:52 AM  
Pretty cool of TSG, thanks.
2002-10-08 11:00:37 AM  
Honestly, ozzy is probably #1 in my book. I've started a little commitment to myself, that will probably be worst in the long run, but here it is. Because I fear soon that ozzy will be making his last appearances onstage, I have decided that I will not cut my hair, until I see him in concert. This will be the beginning of next summer hopefully since my hair is starting to get way beyond it's normal length. It's usually a 1/4-1/2 inch long on back, and about a inch on top(even though my profile pic is shorter). Now since I have revealed this to my family a couple months ago, my hair is now about 3-4 inches on back, and about 4-5 inches on top. I tell my family, friends, whoever says to go get a haircut, that if they want my hair cut so bad, they should start a pool to save money to send me to the concert. I am going to remain true to this, I hope. Who thinks I should start a webpage, in support of my goal?, maybe it could be titled, Save PM's hair. Seriously though, It's my dream to see him in concert, and I need to do it soon, So if your a multi-millionaire, and wouldn't mind helping a farker get his dream, pls help!
2002-10-08 11:17:29 AM  
hell yea! start a webpage!!! i can design it if you want?
2002-10-08 11:26:10 AM  
Are you sure that's not David Lee Roth?
2002-10-08 11:27:52 AM  
This is ok, but I'd rather have a 3' X 5' picture of Nick Nolte's DUI arrest on my dorm wall, as a warning to my friends to "JUST SAY NO !"

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2002-10-08 11:31:10 AM  
"We will pull 20 names from a hat and award the poster to those 20 lucky fans. The remaining names and emails will be placed in another spam hat and these "winners" will be targeted with porn, penis growth and high school dimploma emails for the rest of their lives."
2002-10-08 11:37:24 AM  
It will look Fabo in my office.

PM Ozzy is worth the wait.

Oh yeah in the event I lose, who ever puts it on Ebay let me know so I can bid.

Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,​Ozzy,Ozz y,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,Ozzy,
2002-10-08 11:40:17 AM  
Rock on PM
2002-10-08 11:55:34 AM  
I don't get the Ozzy thing either. Went to Ozzfest, awesome show... System, POD and Adema were excellent. But we left before Ozzy was even finished, and we definitely weren't the only ones. I do think his TV show is mildly funny, but only because Sharon is cool.
2002-10-08 12:02:55 PM  
PM if I win it, you can have it brotha.
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