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(KCAU)   44 years ago today, President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas by, a) a lone gunman, b) the KGB, c) the Masons, d) the flying spaghetti monster or e) none of the above because it doesn't fit your theory?   (kcautv.com) divider line 306
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2007-11-22 12:07:02 PM
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] Quote 2007-11-22 09:07:34 AM
Dumbass! It was the grassy noleMOLE!


There FTFY !!!
 
2007-11-22 12:10:16 PM
www.tsl.state.tx.us
I did it, it's all part of a greater plan.
 
2007-11-22 12:10:23 PM
Schfanzst!:

"Back... and to the left. BACK... and to the LEFT."


I must admit this was once my favorite evidence for multiple shooters. It took nothing less than Penn Jellette's Playing With Your Food to debunk it for me.

I've even recreated it myself...works just like they said.
 
2007-11-22 12:10:59 PM
Dick_Hertz: I blame George W. Bush !!!!

He's from TEXAS, people!!!


Born July 6, 1946 (1946-07-06) (age 61)
New Haven, Connecticut

No, he's not.
 
2007-11-22 12:11:15 PM
Strange that no one ever blames the guy who he beat in the election: NIXON!!!
 
2007-11-22 12:11:25 PM
I remember... I remember...

I was in school. They let us go home early from assembly that day because of the news of the assassination.

I felt guilty later during the weekend because I was pissed that it messed up all the TV.

/off my lawn already.
 
2007-11-22 12:12:31 PM
CGB Spender did it.
 
2007-11-22 12:13:57 PM
Dick_Hertz: I blame George W. Bush !!!!

He's from TEXAS, people!!!


Actually he's not - He's from Maine - He just lives in Texas on occassion
 
2007-11-22 12:15:31 PM
Everybody Knows John Dillinger shot Kennedy.

\lies down on the floor and keeps calm.
 
2007-11-22 12:17:34 PM
the only thing that makes sense about the kennedy assasination is Jack Ruby wasting his own life to kill Oswald. i mean, strip club owners JUST LOVE PRESIDENTS! and if the president gets shot, low life low level mobsters are out raged-- entirely ready to sacrifice their life to avenge the president.

when regan what shot,Hinkley was protected from the "strip club owner association" by an army of secret service guys.
BECAUSE STRIP CLUB OWNERS LOVE PRESIDENTS THAT MUCH. i mean, it makes sense.

/BTW im being sarcastic
//anyone who believes the offical version is retarded and deserves to be enslaved.
 
2007-11-22 12:18:33 PM
Random Reality Check:

I was in second grade and remember the tragedy quite clearly.

I would like to point out that there is nothing funny about the assassination of the President of the United States, not even if it is a man you think you have political disagreements with.

This was a war veteran, loved by people the world over, commanded respect, had a sense of humor and tried to do what he believed was the right thing for this country.

We should be lucky to do as well with any candidate in this election.


Lighten up Frances.
This is FARK.
Know it. Learn it. Love it.
 
2007-11-22 12:19:30 PM
It was the reverse vampires in conjunction with the saucer people and the RAND Corporation.
 
2007-11-22 12:19:35 PM
dbirchall: wowzer97pooh I know he got a lot more tail than I do. And Even though he was married.

FTFY.


And that's your clue. Jackie hired it done because she was sick of his philandering. :D
 
2007-11-22 12:20:06 PM
The Mob has a way of showing their displeasure
when you screw them...

/last head shot came from the front
 
2007-11-22 12:23:01 PM
One Bad Apple: It took nothing less than Penn Jellette's Playing With Your Food to debunk it for me.

I've even recreated it myself...works just like they said.


I saw Penn shoot the melons (one wearing a pill box hat) on an episode of Bullsh*t. Yes people, the libertarian Vegas magician makes sense.
 
2007-11-22 12:23:13 PM
b>OnlyM3 2007-11-22 11:23:10 AM
rocinante721 [TotalFark] 2007-11-22 Marine, slow-moving target, direct line-of-sight, 3 shots/8 secs. Duh!

That's part of the "myth" the conspiracy nuts propagate. Shot #1 was at 0 seconds. Anyone w/ a bit of training can pull off 2 shots in 8 seconds

could someone post a picture of britney spears saying she has 'trust in her president"
this douche-bag reminds me of the idiot skank.
 
2007-11-22 12:24:56 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: It was a lone gunman. Thinking otherwise is officially silly now.

I'll definitely take a look at the video, but the interviews they used... did they interview the people who have a story contrary to the official lone gunman theory? Just as one example, the first pathologist to see Kennedy has a far different version of the bullet wounds from the Navy doctor that did the autopsy.

And did they go in depth about how fishy Oswald's past was? As someone suggested in this thread, you could not defect to Soviet Russia and renounce your US citizenship only to return to the US and be greeted with open arms. And you certainly wouldn't be let free to go about your life unsurveiled while you plan and execute the assassination of a president.
 
2007-11-22 12:25:48 PM
The Warren Commission Report suggesting the "lone gunman" theory (Lee Harvey Oswald) was complete and total B.S. Seems as though the FBI, CIA, and LBJ wanted to reassure the American public and the world. Way too many people heard shots and saw a plume of smoke coming from the so-called "grassy knoll." Years after the fact, investigators found quite a large number of people who were witnesses and had come forward at the time to give statements to the Dallas Police Department and/or the FBI. Many of those people were more or less ignored or disregarded at the time as their own experiences didn't support the lone gunman theory, which was put in effect by the powers that be from day one.

/from someone who went to school in Dallas a few years after the assassination, I learned that many people in Texas believe that LBJ had something to do with it
//as someone who has read many of the many books on the subject, it's pretty obvious that the cover-up was in effect from the day of the murder, if the plans were not already in effect before the shooting
 
2007-11-22 12:25:56 PM
Whoever badgeman was, he was NOT G. Gordon Liddy. GG was testifying in federal court in New York at the time.
 
2007-11-22 12:26:14 PM
Random Reality Check:

I was in second grade and remember the tragedy quite clearly.

I would like to point out that there is nothing funny about the assassination of the President of the United States, not even if it is a man you think you have political disagreements with.

This was a war veteran, loved by people the world over, commanded respect, had a sense of humor and tried to do what he believed was the right thing for this country.

We should be lucky to do as well with any candidate in this election.


Dude. did you know that mrs kennedy absconded with that chuck of kennedy's skull, had it crafted into a dildo, and pleasured her self with it till the day she dies? it's true. look it up.
 
2007-11-22 12:28:08 PM
pstawicki: Real Simple:
Joseph Kennedy required the help of the mob to get JFK into office. In exchange Sam Giancana and others were supposed to get free reign over all things illegal in Chicago Vegas and NYC. John Kennedy however never allowed the freedom they expected. In the end after being screwed over on several deals (Cuba especially) the mob was prosecuted by the Justice Department.
As repayment, the mob decided that they would send a clear message to the Kennedy family and with minor assistance from Kennedy hater LBJ, Kennedy was lured into the crosshairs and killed by a professional hit squad of up to 5 shooters in Dealy Plaza. (Fatal Headshot - Charles Harrleson (RIP))
Yes LHO was there, yes he fired, no he didnt get the head shot and yes he was allowed to be the patsy.
LBJ had everything rushed through, concealed, and covered. For his part he was allowed to make several wonderful land deals (see Houston Space Center - worthless peice of garbage property)
Bobby Kennedy didnt get the message (See Bobby Kennedy and the mob - he KNEW and stated on the day of JFKs death that the mob had performed the hit) and rather than backing off - dug in. For that reason he was taken out in much the same way with Sirhan Sirhan performing as patsy.
Edward Kennedy pissed himself that day and despite the fact that his family wanted him to be president he instead was perfectly happy as drunk (Yes I know but no REAL attempt was ever made to make him president - everything was done half assed - and could he have been a decent president? He's not a decent human being)

Oh Vincent and that other joker with the "Case Closed" - Thats all BULLshiat. Despite what both of them say - there were hundreds of unanswered questions. Its not open and shut and even the House Committee on Assassination in the 7o's said it was a conspiracy!

(Stand in the window on the sixth floor and tell me that Lee Harvey could have done that or that he wouldnt have taken the oncoming headshot rather than the back of the head shot as the car drove away and picked up speed - The man was crazy but not illogical!)


Someone's been reading James Elroy.

/probably a conspiracy
 
2007-11-22 12:30:48 PM
Kennedy was never killed...they used the ol' exploding fake head...CLEARLY visible in the zapruder film. It explains everything...the impossibility of the shot, the lack of other actual shooters, the inability to prosecute other alledged conspirators, everything. Even explains why Jackie was crawling on the hood...she was trying to pick up the pieces so nobody would find them.
 
2007-11-22 12:31:36 PM
Let me also add:

what pstawicki said!
 
2007-11-22 12:31:43 PM
Sure, ONE of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone. We can all agree on that...
 
2007-11-22 12:33:38 PM
www.jfk-online.com

Forward.

 
2007-11-22 12:36:08 PM
I'm too young to have lived that event (and yes I do think there is a cover up around it), but what I remember about it is my dad telling me a story that when (he was still in grade school) he heard the news and some other kid made some bad remark about "thank god that commie is dead" or something of the sort and my dad punched him out.
 
2007-11-22 12:37:24 PM
Does anyone have the Bill Maher quote on conspiracy theories? I am not a big fan, but he really nailed it with that quote...
 
2007-11-22 12:37:24 PM
chu2dogg:

You had better hope the mods are all drunk because you are going to get banninated for that one (check the rules Sparky).
If I was you I would pray to a higher power.
 
2007-11-22 12:37:37 PM
It was Fidel Castro's henchmen; just look it up.

/who shot the gunman?
//who had cancer?
 
2007-11-22 12:40:42 PM
chu2dogg: Forward.

That is interesting. Too bad 313 isn't a steadier frame. The side to side motion blur actually seems to obscure the movement. The governor's head seems to travel forward a bit too, though if I recall correctly, he's actually turning to the back of the car to see what the commotion's about.
 
2007-11-22 12:40:55 PM
chu2dogg: Forward.

...uhh...the Scanners killed JFK ?
 
2007-11-22 12:41:07 PM
damn just started reading the thread, but have to say even for Fark there is a LOT of bad taste in here
 
2007-11-22 12:42:05 PM
Forgot to mention that after reading many books on this subject by people who seem to do a better job of investicating the assassination of an American President than the so-called authorities, this stands out as one blatant example of "the Government" lying to us by telling us it was done by a lone gunman.
 
2007-11-22 12:43:11 PM
dc-kid: damn just started reading the thread, but have to say even for Fark there is a LOT of bad taste in here

*checks profile*

After more than two and a half years, you should really know better.
 
2007-11-22 12:43:42 PM
badgerb: chu2dogg:

You had better hope the mods are all drunk because you are going to get banninated for that one (check the rules Sparky).
If I was you I would pray to a higher power.


While those two frames are still up, notice that when the bullet struck, the shiny ashtray or handle on the opposite door also moves forward in recoil from the hit. Or maybe it moves forward because the car is moving forward.
 
2007-11-22 12:46:27 PM
3rdorderofsimulacra: b>OnlyM3 2007-11-22 11:23:10 AM
rocinante721 [TotalFark] 2007-11-22 Marine, slow-moving target, direct line-of-sight, 3 shots/8 secs. Duh!

That's part of the "myth" the conspiracy nuts propagate. Shot #1 was at 0 seconds. Anyone w/ a bit of training can pull off 2 shots in 8 seconds
could someone post a picture of britney spears saying she has 'trust in her president"
this douche-bag reminds me of the idiot skank.


Refer to my previous post. I'm no saying that Oswald did it, but the theory that he could not have made that number of shots at that distance in that amount of time is a dead end. I've seen it done, and not by a Marine sniper but by your average American gun nut.
 
2007-11-22 12:46:49 PM
Those mobsters sure know how to blow head.
 
2007-11-22 12:47:37 PM
gothamist.com

I saw them, they did it!!!!
 
2007-11-22 12:47:55 PM
Aarontology Quote 2007-11-22 11:47:37 AM


BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
2007-11-22 12:49:11 PM
chu2dogg:

why is mrs kennedy already tending to him? was she expecting an assasination?
 
2007-11-22 12:50:46 PM
trancemission: I've seen it done, and not by a Marine sniper but by your average American gun nut.

What kind of rifle and scope were they using?
 
2007-11-22 12:52:07 PM
why is mrs kennedy already tending to him? was she expecting an assasination?
Because he was already shot
 
2007-11-22 12:52:15 PM
3rdorderofsimulacra: why is mrs kennedy already tending to him? was she expecting an assasination?

The first shot went through Kennedy's throat, which why he's grabbing at it in frame 312. That's also why Gov. Connally is turning around.
 
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2007-11-22 12:54:20 PM
rocinante721: Marine, slow-moving target, direct line-of-sight, 3 shots/8 secs.

...bullet went through bone and came out in perfect bullet-shape... it all makes sense!
 
2007-11-22 12:54:34 PM
Antifeds: Everyone knows E. Howard Hunt was commissioned by LBJ to run the whole thing.

If they don't; they should. He confessed.
 
2007-11-22 12:55:12 PM
3rdorderofsimulacra:


why is mrs kennedy already tending to him? was she expecting an assasination?

Because he had already been hit with another bullet.
Allegedly.
 
2007-11-22 12:55:31 PM
Mercutio74: trancemission: I've seen it done, and not by a Marine sniper but by your average American gun nut.

What kind of rifle and scope were they using?


He did it with my Winchester .243 with a 10x Leupold scope. I don't know exactly what equipment Oswald had (he told me it was also a .243), but it was enough to convince me.
 
2007-11-22 12:56:12 PM
Silly fools... everyone knows JFK's head was clearly blown away by a planned implosion. It never would have collapsed that way otherwise...
 
2007-11-22 12:56:29 PM
Um...chu2dogg...play frames 305-316...I think you will see something different...
 
2007-11-22 12:57:13 PM
Jackie did it; she caught him with Marilyn.....
 
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