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2311 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2001 at 11:27 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-30 11:32:48 AM
I predict these people will be used in several future "Photoshop this"

-GrassHopper has spoken
 
2001-07-30 11:32:49 AM
EWWWWWWW!!!!!

1st
 
2001-07-30 11:35:46 AM
Hehe, Only now do we see the error of declaring "boobies"...

3Horn
 
2001-07-30 11:39:56 AM
If it walks like a duck...

...and QUACKs like a duck...


Besides, it's not like your finger doesn't do just as good a job...er...uh...^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H...damn.
 
2001-07-30 11:40:40 AM
woohoo that makes 10 articles posted.. put me on the map!
 
2001-07-30 11:44:41 AM
This is so silly. I just stick a garden hose up my nose. It works much quicker.
 
2001-07-30 11:44:49 AM
I would do this.
 
2001-07-30 11:46:02 AM
Because if it's good enough for Anthony Kiedeis it's good enough for me.
 
2001-07-30 11:52:14 AM
See, I've posted my prattling inanities way more than 10 times. I got an email saying I've NEVER posted. What the fark?

GrassHopper, I was thinking the same thing!
 
2001-07-30 11:53:18 AM
Is that a dish of cocaine? I'll take a spoonful!
 
2001-07-30 12:04:24 PM
This is a repeat; I submitted it (and had it listed) a couple of months ago.
 
2001-07-30 12:07:46 PM
Actually, I have one of those electric water pick thingies. They're great when you have a cold, despite how weird it feels to have water flowing through your head.
 
2001-07-30 12:11:44 PM




 
2001-07-30 12:18:09 PM
Ear nose and throat doctors recommend a similar treatment, though you just mix the salt in a cup with warm water and snort it... who needs a $50 device?

and damn... I can't imagine posing for this...
 
MJC
2001-07-30 12:24:29 PM
I think coke works better than salt.
 
2001-07-30 12:32:05 PM
Heh, I submitted this to Something Awful about 2 years ago... my first Awful Link!

"How to clean your nose with a crack pipe..."

I wonder if anyone actually uses this thing. If you do, please post more pictures. I forsee a very profitable fetish in the works.
 
2001-07-30 12:33:06 PM
I just love the narcotic smiles on these peoples faces. It is as if they have managed to block out the fact that they have a glass rod up one nostril and water pouring out the other. Whatever illigal drugs it took to get these people to let someone photograph them while they did this.... I want some.
 
2001-07-30 12:50:58 PM
I don't use this thing, but when my allergies bother me, I just pick up plain saline spray from the market. What't the difference? You're just mixing it yourself...

Customer Testimonials:
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"It's like a high colonic for my brain!"

"My nose was so wrecked from years of heavy coke abuse. Now I just rinse out the blod clots - bring on the lines!"

"After my labotomy, I was afraid of scabbing on my brain. But since I got Nori, I - uh - what was I talking about?"
 
2001-07-30 01:37:11 PM
Man, this was really funny... I don't know why, but it was...
 
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-07-30 04:01:25 PM
Rebbic I just love the narcotic smiles on these peoples faces.

They're Germans. Whaddya expect?
 
2001-07-30 04:51:39 PM
I'm a little tea-pot...

sorry.
 
2001-07-30 05:13:08 PM
Man, I read the headline "Clean your nose out - PROFESSIONALLY" and immediately thought it was for some professional nose-cleaning contest at some backwoods county fair -- "Come compete in the World's Biggest Booger Contest!"

(This thing probably works pretty well - whenever I go swimming in the ocean, I end up draining about a cup of seawater out of my sinuses afterwords. Feels great!)
 
2001-07-30 05:18:42 PM
Now that I look at them closely, I think those pictures are fake. Mostly because when you do that with a water pick it isn't a nice, friendly little stream, its a half-water half-snot waterfall that goes everywhere, including your mouth because you have to open it to breathe.
 
2001-07-30 07:38:05 PM
There is some Indian (sub-continent) daily ritual that uses salt water up the nose. If it makes me as oblivious as the people in the photos, why not?
 
2001-07-30 07:43:33 PM
Gross gross gross But it must be photoshopped!!!
 
2001-07-30 10:14:39 PM
Its like an Enima, Only FOR YOUR NOSE!
 
2001-07-31 12:31:39 AM
Goblin you beat me to it! Jeez, hope they don't offer this thing on the Home Shopping Network.
 
2001-07-31 01:12:24 AM
LOL I saw this hella years ago.
 
2001-07-31 01:16:24 AM
Damn it! Stop saying hella!
 
2001-07-31 09:49:19 PM
Sorry Michael, I'm hella sorry.
 
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