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(Some Guy)   Woman gets her nostril sliced off. Off her face. Her nostril. This is Florida fightin, ya'll   (jacksonville.com) divider line 78
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2007-11-19 09:42:02 PM  
She can still do an eight-ball with her good nostril.
 
2007-11-19 09:54:11 PM  
Is that anything like losing a button hole?
 
2007-11-19 09:56:31 PM  
How does she smell?

Terrible.
 
2007-11-19 09:59:37 PM  
Not impressed

www.bunkosquad.com
 
2007-11-19 10:04:29 PM  
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Not impressed

Well... that's Chinatown, baby.

/you post sometimes
//but you are not me
///and I am not you
////......so I have to ask.... ..why the hyphens?
 
2007-11-19 10:14:09 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: why the hyphens?

Just the way I'm most used to seeing it printed, along with "Ctrl+Alt+Del"
 
2007-11-19 10:22:12 PM  
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Just the way I'm most used to seeing it printed, along with "Ctrl+Alt+Del"

That's the way that comic does it, no?

Jesus, this is confusing. To think that we meet our doppleganger in a thread about nostrils.
 
2007-11-19 10:35:48 PM  
18, 20 years old. Pffft.

See what happens when you let a teenage mentality into your drinking establishment?

And no, you children aged 18 to 21. You can't handle your alcohol. You're not mature enough to handle throwing a drunk in public without resorting to violence. You simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

These are the clowns who complain that they can go 'fight a war', but aren't mature enough to 'drink a beer'.

Then we read that half a nose was sliced off during a bar brawl. A bar brawl between teenagers.

Learn to drink. Drink to learn.

The caveat is, know when not to act like an asshole.

Case. Rested.
 
2007-11-19 11:43:27 PM  
Norad: And no, you children aged 18 to 21. You can't handle your alcohol. You're not mature enough to handle throwing a drunk in public without resorting to violence. You simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

Meh. I know a lot of 30-40 year olds who get violent, loud, and obnoxious when they drink. And the scary part is the 30-40 year olds can afford firearms and fast cars to run people over with.
 
2007-11-19 11:47:31 PM  
tbn0.google.com

Sympathetic.
 
2007-11-20 12:24:34 AM  
submitter: This is Florida fightin, ya'll

Ya'll?

WTF?

It's y'all.

Get it right next time.
 
2007-11-20 03:02:41 AM  
The Who Farted Y'all girl is now disfigured and crippled.
 
2007-11-20 05:01:53 AM  
Police recovered the victim's left nostril and gave it to firefighters who arrived to treat the victim


Presumably all the doctors in Florida were out fighting fires.
 
2007-11-20 05:30:29 AM  
Got your nose!
 
2007-11-20 05:34:53 AM  
Norad: 18, 20 years old. Pffft.

See what happens when you let a teenage mentality into your drinking establishment?

And no, you children aged 18 to 21. You can't handle your alcohol. You're not mature enough to handle throwing a drunk in public without resorting to violence. You simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

These are the clowns who complain that they can go 'fight a war', but aren't mature enough to 'drink a beer'.

Then we read that half a nose was sliced off during a bar brawl. A bar brawl between teenagers.

Learn to drink. Drink to learn.

The caveat is, know when not to act like an asshole.

Case. Rested.



I know this is a troll and all, but I just want to look at one sentence quickly.

You simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

The only way you get experience is to, um, experience it. When you hit 21 and go to a bar and have your first drink (I'm making a big assumption here), I can say "You shouldn't be drinking, because you simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.
 
2007-11-20 05:42:13 AM  
sunami: The only way you get experience is to, um, experience it. When you hit 21 and go to a bar and have your first drink (I'm making a big assumption here), I can say "You shouldn't be drinking, because you simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

I think you should learn to drink before you learn to drive. That way you learn to know when you're too drunk to drive.
 
2007-11-20 05:42:33 AM  
Who did it?

Who nose?
 
2007-11-20 05:43:38 AM  
*snort*

/she can't. Not anymore
 
2007-11-20 05:49:55 AM  
Fire department was dispatched to treat the victim....?

Florida has a low income housing complex, or projects called The Pork And Beans.
 
2007-11-20 05:58:54 AM  
This is referred to as receiving a Nick Nostril. Easter,Ha.
 
2007-11-20 06:04:44 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Also not impressed. (new window)
 
2007-11-20 06:17:02 AM  
Around here there was a guy who lost his nose to (presumably) cancer. You could look right up into his sinuses. No prosthetic (maybe it was out at the shop). Pretty gross.

/at least he didn't have a cold
 
2007-11-20 06:24:06 AM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-11-20 06:25:34 AM  
Gotta love that AD to the right of this thread! (The one with the kid with his finger up his left nostril)

/just sayin'
 
2007-11-20 06:28:22 AM  
img156.imageshack.us

img151.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-20 06:30:52 AM  
EWWWWW....I GIS'd for nose and I got this nose-hair trimmer =8O

img514.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-20 06:31:47 AM  
Who did this ?
Only the Lawd nose
 
2007-11-20 06:51:57 AM  
CtrlAltDelete: Well... that's Chinatown, baby.

I was just thinking yesterday that Florida is the NEW Chinatown. Little did I know.

That's Florida.
 
2007-11-20 06:54:05 AM  
Snot funny!
 
2007-11-20 06:56:56 AM  
tommaso: Also not impressed. (new window)

I came for Tycho, and was not dissapointed. Well done, Tommasco.
 
2007-11-20 07:03:16 AM  
Sliced off? Are you sure she didn't just Nick her Nostril ?

/is it too early to start drinking?
 
2007-11-20 07:16:05 AM  
sunami:
The only way you get experience is to, um, experience it. When you hit 21 and go to a bar and have your first drink (I'm making a big assumption here), I can say "You shouldn't be drinking, because you simply don't have the drinking experience to get smashed and remain calm.

Oddly, while I have been very drunk many times in my life, I've never been involved in a fight or even malicious property destruction. I think if you are belligerent when sober, you'll be belligerent when you drink. Age has little to do with it. Norad's post is either a smooth troll, or the product of a very Puritanical mindset.
 
2007-11-20 07:45:49 AM  
eraser8: submitter: This is Florida fightin, ya'll

Ya'll?

WTF?

It's y'all.

Get it right next time.




THANK YOU! I came here to say this. We southerners were smart enough to invent a second person plural....the least you could do is get the contraction correct!

/my sister-momma-cousin would smack y'all upside the head for gettin' that'un wrong!
 
2007-11-20 07:55:12 AM  
If you cut off someone's nostril, don't they just end up with a bigger one? To lose a nostril, someone would have had to fill the hole with some spackle or something.

\just sayin'...
\\doesn't have to be spackle...could be caulk
\\\or mashed potatoes...
 
2007-11-20 08:18:01 AM  
Polar Bear Cub: EWWWWW....I GIS'd for nose and I got this nose-hair trimmer =8O

Why did he have to change his shirt? Did something explode?
 
2007-11-20 08:29:17 AM  
nativefloridian:

I think you should learn to drink before you learn to drive. That way you learn to know when you're too drunk to drive.

Some of us did!
 
2007-11-20 08:30:51 AM  
tommaso: Also not impressed. (new window)

relevant pullquote: "why the møøse wås indøørs wås not specified."
 
2007-11-20 08:37:52 AM  
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Not impressed

first thing I thought of..

...is Roman Polanski back in the country?
 
2007-11-20 08:45:33 AM  
Polanski in "Chinatown"

www.bfi.org.uk
 
2007-11-20 08:51:09 AM  
 
2007-11-20 09:04:32 AM  
How do you cut off a nostril?
Doesn't that just mean you made it bigger?
 
2007-11-20 09:09:41 AM  
I came in for the Roman Polanski posts. I was not disappointed.
 
2007-11-20 09:09:53 AM  
Hold it there, kitty cat.
You are a very nosy fellow, kitty
cat... you know what happens to nosy fellows?
Wanna guess? No? OK.
they lose their noses.
Next time you lose the whole thing,
kitty cat. I'll cut it off and
feed it to my goldfish, understand?
 
2007-11-20 09:10:02 AM  
My fifty year old neighbor cut off the tip of her boyfriend's nose. Those bastards used to steal the beer we kept out in the woods so my parents wouldn't find it (I was 16 at the time).

Yall should come visit Gastonia, NC. It's a lovely place.
 
2007-11-20 09:14:50 AM  
something about this story smells funny..

/got nothing
 
2007-11-20 09:16:21 AM  
I just had a Marsha Brady flashback when she got hit in the face with a football.

"Oh my nose!"
 
2007-11-20 09:17:01 AM  
I came for the "Chinatown" references. I was not disappointed.

Also, OW.
 
2007-11-20 09:20:11 AM  
binnster: Police recovered the victim's left nostril and gave it to firefighters who arrived to treat the victim


Presumably all the doctors in Florida were out fighting fires.


yes because in ever other state doctors respond to crime scenes.

/sigh
// when is fark going to invest in a moron filter
 
2007-11-20 09:21:49 AM  
Norad:

And no, you children aged 18 to 21. You can't handle your alcohol.


Tell that to Quebeckers.
 
2007-11-20 09:34:14 AM  
I fay do see da hoo-mer in di ar-hicle
 
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